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68Charger
07-16-2010, 08:53
Not my story, but I thought it was funny..
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I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went
in to buy a packet of condoms at Marine's pharmacy.

Mr. Marine's eldest daughter was working behind the counter, and she could
see that I was embarresed. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear
one. I honestly answered, 'No, this is my first time.'

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She
cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.

I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to
see if it were emptyIt was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it..

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed
it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' She asked,
holding her breasts up for me to see.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head and drool!

She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she
dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on',
she said, 'We don't have much time..'

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, but unfortunately, I could no longer
hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

cowboykjohnson
07-16-2010, 09:17
pretty good! [ROFL1]

sniper7
07-16-2010, 09:56
nice!

jason303
07-16-2010, 10:27
http://denver.craigslist.org/spo/1846072576.html

Bad week to list it dude.

TS12000
07-16-2010, 15:40
http://denver.craigslist.org/spo/1846072576.html

Bad week to list it dude.

[ROFL2]

cowboykjohnson
07-16-2010, 15:42
http://denver.craigslist.org/spo/1846072576.html

Bad week to list it dude.
FAIL![ROFL1]

MrPrena
07-16-2010, 15:58
http://denver.craigslist.org/spo/1846072576.html

Bad week to list it dude.

That is another good Friday Funny! :D

Irving
07-16-2010, 17:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlzl-ptugOk&feature=player_embedded

Irving
07-16-2010, 17:39
He's a real Frederich Zoller at that distance.
Something tells me he might get "muzzle" called on him a few times at a real match.
What is up with all that punch shooting anyway?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTbMUI7yAbM&feature=player_embedded

Elhuero
07-16-2010, 18:31
He's a real Frederich Zoller at that distance.
Something tells me he might get "muzzle" called on him a few times at a real match.
What is up with all that punch shooting anyway?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTbMUI7yAbM&feature=player_embedded



holy ass sweat batman

Elhuero
07-16-2010, 18:33
and you know for a fact that guy has tried to curve the bullet like in that movie.

he's gonna shoot himself real soon.

Byte Stryke
07-16-2010, 23:31
[ROFL1]
and you know for a fact that guy has tried to curve the bullet like in that movie.

he's gonna shoot himself real soon.
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theGinsue
07-16-2010, 23:40
Regarding the OP: I got this at work on Monday and must admit it is well worth sharing!


http://denver.craigslist.org/spo/1846072576.html

Bad week to list it dude.

I was trying to figure out why this was a bad week to post the tent for sale - then I checked out hte add he listed to provide the pic. Love it!

theGinsue
07-16-2010, 23:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlzl-ptugOk&feature=player_embedded


He's a real Frederich Zoller at that distance.
Something tells me he might get "muzzle" called on him a few times at a real match.
What is up with all that punch shooting anyway?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTbMUI7yAbM&feature=player_embedded


Wow; just wow!

Byte Stryke
07-16-2010, 23:50
"All Paper Bags Must DIE!"
-creed of the mall ninja


[ROFL1]