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CrufflerSteve
08-24-2010, 11:19
This isn't as good as the car crash but is funny.

http://www.startribune.com/local/101273159.html?elr=KArksLckD8EQDUoaEyqyP4O:DW3ckUi D3aPc:_Yyc:aUac8HEaDiaMDCinchO7DU

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Irving
08-24-2010, 11:27
Good for them.
10x
08-24-2010, 11:27
Oh for heaven's sake, another minority group seeking redress in the courts.
Where will it end!
Mtn.man
08-24-2010, 11:28
Damn, now the werewolves and vampires will want = distribution.
Hoosier
08-24-2010, 11:36
arrested by police who said they were carrying equipment that simulated "weapons of mass destruction." However, they were never charged with any crime.

Dear Police,

If you have to think long and hard about something to charge someone with, maybe you should just let them go.

Sincerely,
Hoosier
jake
08-24-2010, 11:47
They'll only blow it all on braaaaiiiinnnnnssss.
Mtn.man
08-24-2010, 11:49
Bet they were obama supporters.
ronaldrwl
08-24-2010, 11:52
Notice the remark "you never now what a jury will do". Those dumb stupid jury of peers (zombies?).
68Charger
08-24-2010, 12:28
They'll only blow it all on braaaaiiiinnnnnssss.


unless they're Vegan zombies.. they're out for Graaaaaiiiiiinnnssss
Ranger
08-24-2010, 13:31
See, Zombies, it's stuff that THIS that I'm ready to bug out for :).
Byte Stryke
08-24-2010, 21:15
Zombies had no IDs

See, now if they had tried this in Phoenix, AZ they'd have been deported as illegal Immigrant Zombies.


/Sarcasm