Quote for the day.

[Mtn.man]

Thought I'd start a daily " " thread so we can all take on the day with confidence, reverence, and internal energy.


Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my foot up your ass is really gonna hurt.

[cebeu]

"I am consistently on record and will continue to be on record as opposing concealed carry." --B. Hussein Obama, 2007

[Byte Stryke]

"I am consistently on record and will continue to be on record as opposing concealed carry." --B. Hussein Obama, 2007

If it were only because he advocated open carry instead. :(

[CrufflerSteve]

Enough with all the political stuff! It's Friday.


If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
P. J. O'Rourke

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
P. J. O'Rourke

There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
P. J. O'Rourke

[BigBear]

I thought this was supposed to be a thread to inspire confidence, reverence, and internal energy to take on the day?... you bunch of party poopers!

[GoldFinger]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my foot up your ass is really gonna hurt.

[ROFL1]
Reminds me of Red Forman Quotes so here's one to keep the theme:
"You dumbasses have hung vacancy signs on your asses, and my foots looking for a room!"
[Beer]

[Mtn.man]

+1 there GF

[Irving]

Thanks for brightening my day cebeu. I just had to put on my shades.

[sniper7]

I like mountain mans best!

[Irving]

"I'm going to tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!" - Hank Hill

[GoldFinger]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn160/theogre39/1098541943.jpg

[cebeu]

Thanks for brightening my day cebeu. I just had to put on my shades.


I'm just full of optimism (actually, I am). Ok...I've been chastised, I'll submit;

"When ya got em' by the balls...their hearts and minds will follow." --Anon

[CrufflerSteve]

Ok, I'll get with the program:

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

[BigBear]

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
- Rodney Dangerfield.


I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
-Homer J. Simpson

[ThunderSquirrel]

"Two in the chest is best... but put one to the face, just in case"

[BigBear]

"Two in the chest is best... but put one to the face, just in case"


lol, reminds me of:

Two in the head and you know they be dead.

[xwisex]

My personal favorite: "If you open your mind too much, your brain might fall out!" -Tim Minchin

[68Charger]

Maybe not in line with Mtn. Man's original intent:

"An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth and the world will be blind and toothless." (M. Gandhi)

[Mtn.man]

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

[cebeu]

An old one...

I may be a crazy drunk but I’d rather have a “bottle in front of me” instead of a “frontal lobotomy.” --unk