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opie011
08-27-2010, 14:06
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/d7fed392.jpg
glock21
08-27-2010, 14:15
hahaha im mexican and that right there is funny
Mtn.man
08-27-2010, 14:25
I better tell my buddy, him and his wife can't figure out where they are coming from.
jake
08-27-2010, 16:20
British version of beating the odds:

An Englishman, Welshman and West Indian are in hospital, waiting for their wives to give birth. There is quite a bit of pacing up and down when the nurse comes out and happily announces that they are all fathers of bouncing baby boys.

"There's just one problem," she says. "Because they were all born at the same time, we got the tags mixed up and we don't know which baby belongs to whom. Would you, as their fathers, mind coming to identify them?" The men agree and walk into the delivery room and look at the babies.

Immediately the Englishman stoops down and picks up the black baby. "Yes, this is definitely my baby," he says confidently. "Um, excuse me," says the West Indian, "but I think it's fairly obvious that this is my son."

The Englishman pulls him aside and says, "I see where you're coming from, mate, but one of these babies is Welsh and I'm not prepared to take the risk."
Ah Pook
08-27-2010, 17:25
What is the neighbor, the next trailer over, shooting at?
opie011
08-27-2010, 18:23
What is the neighbor, the next trailer over, shooting at?

Dinner probably!
SAnd
08-27-2010, 19:13
What is the neighbor, the next trailer over, shooting at?

You don't recognize her? She's most likely has a liberal pie thrower in her sights. That's Ann Coulter.

http://www.anncoulter.org/cgi-local/photo.cgi?image=gun.jpg

Have fun.
Irving
08-27-2010, 19:16
dHoly shit that's funny. Anyone seen the episode of The Boondocks with Ann Coulter?
Ryan_Th3_K1d
08-27-2010, 22:04
HAHAHA...I wish one of my nine siblings would just talk spanish, make at least one of um less annoying [Tooth]
Byte Stryke
08-27-2010, 23:21
You Know, for an extremist, she isnt half bad looking (http://www.anncoulter.org/cgi-local/gallery.cgi).

But I Still wouldn't want to catch her version of Crazy, not worth the risk.

:D
DD977GM2
08-27-2010, 23:28
[ROFL1][LOL]
Fucking dumbasses, but made me chuckle!!!