Good morning !!!!

[4gunfun]

It's Friday. How are my fellow right wing tea baggers doin thise morning. Has everyone visited Sarah Palins website? Kicked someone who was all ready down on their luck? Wrote a racist letter to somone? Made friends with a big oil executive? Just checking. [Coffee]

[Ryan_Th3_K1d]

[ROFL1][ROFL1] I would love the number to one of those oil executives, my bank account has been on the low side lately and would love a couple extra zeros in it [Beer][Beer]

[Beprepared]

[Flower]Thank goodness for Big Oil! [Flower]
Big Oil heats my home and powers my car. 80% of what I own is probably manufactured from petrol. The Big Oil college fund put my kid through college. Big Oil employs hundreds of thousands of people!

Thanks Big Oil!

[esaabye]

[Flower]Thank goodness for Big Oil! [Flower]
Big Oil heats my home and powers my car. 80% of what I own is probably manufactured from petrol. The Big Oil college fund put my kid through college.

Thanks Big Oil!


Love big oil, but love medium oil even better, pays my bills....

[ronaldrwl]

Naw, to busy clinging to my Bible

[Mtn.man]

Good mOrning back at ya.
BIG oil is what we use, in our rat rods, drag cars, atvs, the Hogs, my huge dually, my RV, all drink BIG oil.
I think a bonfire is out of the ? for this weekend, but if so I woud Use OIL to light it. And throw in a Koran/Qura/Coreran/Kerran what ever or 2.

Talk to Sarah daily on Face Book/thing, along with Proud to Be a Conservative, and My NRA-ILA page.

OK now gotta go police the boys and make sure Every Light and Every tool is being used to keep them coal fired boilers churning out the elctricity.

[steveopia]

Uh, I don't get it. Please excuse my ignorance but is the OP being facetious or serious? I know I post pointless shhh all the time . . . . nevertheless I'm failing to see the point in this one.

[Ranger]

It's been a productive morning for me:

1. Visited Sarah Palin's website and memorized each "new" word
2. Shouted racial epitaphs at passer-by's to let them know I was a true republican
3. Polished all my guns (JUST the ACTUAL guns mind you)
4. Got onto a big oil forum and had a meaningful chat with some executives of Haliburton and then lit a candle for Dick Cheney's health
5. Spat at a gay person
6. Brushed up on my old testament so as to be able to quote chapter and verse to the persons of color included in step #2
7. Prayed that Kelsey Grammer would continue to find work

You know, just normal republican stuff.

[Elhuero]

That reminds me... gotta go to kommie korner (barnes and noble) this afternoon to swipe some korans to burn tomorrow.

if patchouli patty tries to stop me I'll smack her like a mexican leaf blower!

[StagLefty]

I'm in between Glenn Beck radio and Glenn Beck TV show !

[TEAMRICO]

SHHHHHH Keep it down, the man is watchin'. Well not THE man, I mean the NAACP!
They is watchin' yo every move Honkies!!!
The Masa is now gonna keep you folks in check.
Im Hispanic so I CANT be racist.
Just want to let my right wing brothers know there is heat on the street for the Conservatives out there.

Well guys,off to buy some cupcakes for my kids class then burn some "Books" this Sept 11th.

[4gunfun]

Uh, I don't get it. Please excuse my ignorance but is the OP being facetious or serious? I know I post pointless shhh all the time . . . . nevertheless I'm failing to see the point in this one.
I got up early this morning and was feelin good. Thought I would have some fun. Reading all the replies is cracking me up. Now go ahead and laugh.[ROFL1]

[roberth]

It's Friday. How are my fellow right wing tea baggers doin thise morning. Has everyone visited Sarah Palins website? Kicked someone who was all ready down on their luck? Wrote a racist letter to somone? Made friends with a big oil executive? Just checking. [Coffee]

I did all the above. I really liked kicking the homeless illegal in the nads, fortunately he had the looper's nads in his mouth, 2 for 1 is good.

Then I held all my guns and prayed that big oil would make a comeback in Denver and knock the shit out of the enviro-nazi wind&solar fucktards.

[Flower][ROFL3][M2]

[trlcavscout]

I tried to watch PBO this morning on TV but UM UM UM UM UM AH AH AH AH AH AH AH UM UM UM UM UM UM AH AH AH AH ALLA UM UM UM UM I lost interest. And I dont want to fund AQ by buying the book so I stopped by the book store and peed on one. I dont think the guy that was reading it is to happy with me though.

[Hoosier]

I'm a bad GOP'er because I watched Jon Stewart last night and was shocked to learn that Fox News selectively edits video to further their narrative.

Of course, I'm a bad Democrat because I also thought the digs at Obama, Democrats and MSNBC being facetious and ineffective were hilarious.

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-september-9-2010/are-you-ready-for-some-midterms----msnbc-s-political-narrative

Starting at 5:30 you may never trust what you hear from Hannity again. It goes to show if you're watching MSNBC or Fox, you're not watching news, you're watching your own beliefs echoed back along partisan lines. It's as close to watching the truth as getting your news from Futurama.

Why is it that of all the politicians in office, I can count on one hand the number I know of that I believe are in it for the right reasons (out of all parties)

H.

[StagLefty]

I dont think the guy that was reading it is to happy with me though.

No I'm not !!! [Help]

[Irving]

It's as close to watching the truth as getting your news from Futurama.


H.

You ever tarnish the good name of Futurama again, I'll punch you in the mouth!

[Hoosier]

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[4gunfun]

Good night my fellow ditto heads.

[DD977GM2]

It is now 01:40 on Saturday and I am enjoying fruit punch koolaid and a choclate extreme blizzard from DQ.

I need to write some letters to congress etc sharing my displeasure with those fuckers.

[jake]

It is now 01:40 on Saturday and I am enjoying fruit punch koolaid and a choclate extreme blizzard from DQ.

I need to write some letters to congress etc sharing my displeasure with those fuckers.
They'll probably just tell you to stop buying them. I complained plenty about them taking away the Twix blizzard but nothing happened.

[TEAMRICO]

Dude, 0140 in the morning and your drinking Kool-Aid next to your keyboard!!!
That IS crazy.

[Elhuero]

They'll probably just tell you to stop buying them. I complained plenty about them taking away the Twix blizzard but nothing happened.


[ROFL2][ROFL3]

[Irving]

The dumb high school bitches running the Dairy Queen by my office won't mix peanut butter into the ice cream no matter how many times I ask them.