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henpecked
09-21-2010, 16:10
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese guy are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand.
He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.'
To the Scotsman he says, 'You're in charge of shovelling.'
And to the Chinese guy, 'You're in charge of supplies.'
He then says, 'Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you men to make a dent
in that pile of sand.'
So when the foreman returns after being away for a couple of hours the pile of sand is
untouched.
He asks the Italian, 'Why didn't you sweep any of it?'
The Italian replies, 'I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinesea fella he a wasa ina
charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere.'
Then the foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, 'And you, I thought I told you to
shovel this pile.'
The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that ye did laddie, boot ah could nae get meself a shoovel.
Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldna fin' him neither.'
The foreman is really angry now. He storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the
Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells,
"SUPPLIES!!! !"
************************************************** ****
I did warn you that it was "bad joke of the day"
henpecked
09-21-2010, 16:13
since I know you want more................
A Chinese guy goes to the doctor, “doctor my vision is getting bad, things are cloudy and I can't see very well when I drive” the doctor takes a look and says “I think I've found the problem, you have a cataract” the Chinese guy says “no, I drive a rinkin”
henpecked
09-21-2010, 16:15
What do you do when your wife has an epileptic fit in the bath?
Throw in your washing..........
BushMasterBoy
09-21-2010, 17:08
When we were kids...we were so poor...we had to jerk off the dog...to feed the cat...
steveopia
09-21-2010, 19:46
A man and a kid are walking through the forest.
The kid says to the man "It's really dark and scary out here."
The man say "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
Not cool Steve . . . . not cool.
ronaldrwl
09-21-2010, 19:48
Well, at least the thread title was truthfull
A man and a kid are walking through the forest.
The kid says to the man "It's really dark and scary out here."
The man say "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone."
Not cool Steve . . . . not cool.
Yikes
That one of my all time favorite jokes :D
My sense of humor is pretty dark.
I like all those jokes. [Tooth]
Do you have any puns to go with them?
henpecked
09-22-2010, 07:05
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs that you bury in your backyard?
Heidi.
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs that you bury in your backyard?
Heidi.
What do you call a quadpalegic in a swimming pool?
Bob.
What do you call a quadpalegic in a pile of leaves?
Russel.
What do you call a quadpalegic on your doorstep?
Matt.
Yadda, yadda, I had a a paralegic tell me those! Way to keep a positive attitude! HAHA.
theGinsue
09-22-2010, 09:09
What do you call a quadpalegic hanging on your wall?
Art
henpecked
09-22-2010, 09:41
What do you get when an epileptic falls into a lettuce patch?
Seizure salad.
What kind of lights did Noah put on the Ark?
Flood lights.
ronaldrwl
09-22-2010, 09:49
You think you have bad jokes:
A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!
But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol.
Swoooop! A torso popped out!
The bar was dead silent, then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" The bartender shook his head in dismay.
Swoooop! Two arms popped out!
The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, begged his son to drink again. The patrons chanted, "Take another drink! Take another drink!" But the bartender ignored the whole affair.
By this time, the boy was getting tipsy. With his new hands, he reached down, grabbed the drink, and guzzled the last of it.
Swoooop! Two legs popped out.
The bar was in chaos. The father wept with joy. The boy stood up on his new legs. He stumbled to the left. He stumbled to the right. Then he stumbled through the front door and into the street, where a truck ran him over.
The bar fell silent. The father moaned with grief. The bartender merely sighed and said, "He should have quit while he was a head."
You think you have bad jokes
Yes:
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet.
"My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?"
"Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him". So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, the vet says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No, because he's really heavy".
bellavite1
09-22-2010, 10:14
What do you tell to a woman with no arms and no legs?
Nice tits!
A woman was giving birth and cussing her husband out because by making her pregnant he "caused" all that pain.
He shakes his head and saiys :
"Don't blame me woman!I wanted to put it in your ass but you thought THAT would hurt!"
Since we're making fun of amputees...
A man is walking along the beach when he comes across a girl with no arms and legs, looking out to sea and weeping. He asks her what's wrong and she says "I'm 20 years old, I lost my arms and legs in an accident when I was a virgin. No man will ever want me. I will never be fucked."
The man picks her up, throws her into the ocean and says "you're fucked now."
Scanker19
09-22-2010, 11:47
A guy walks into a bar...... He should have ducked......
ronaldrwl
09-22-2010, 12:26
A guy walks into a bar...... He should have ducked......
Winner!
68Charger
09-22-2010, 13:36
Mickey Mouse files for a divorce from Minney
While in a room full of people, someone tells him he can't divorce her just because she's strange...
That's when he replied, out loud so everyone could hear:
"I never said she was strange, I said she was FUCKING GOOFY"
68Charger
09-22-2010, 13:49
Yadda, yadda, I had a a paralegic tell me those! Way to keep a positive attitude! HAHA.
LOL... gotta love theme jokes...
There's always "mommy, mommy" jokes...
"Mommy, Mommy, I don't wanna see Grandpa"
"Shut up and keep digging"
"Mommy, Mommy, why am I running around in circles"
"Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor"
"Mommy, Mommy, why is my spaghetti blue?"
"Shut up, or I'll rip the veins out of your other arm"
"Mommy, Mommy, I hate my sister's guts"
"Shut up and eat what's put in front of you"
"Mommy, Mommy, Grandpa is going out!"
"Shut up and pour some more gas on him"
"Mommy, Mommy, why is everybody running and screaming?"
"Shut up and reload those magazines"
"Mommy, Mommy, I don't like tomato soup"
"Shut up, we only have it once a month"
"Mommy, Mommy, I changed my mind, I don't want to see Niagara Falls"
"Shut up and get back in the barrel"
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a woman.
Where do you take a woman with one leg on a date...IHOP
Whats so good about dating homeless people...you can drop them off anywhere
How come China has never invaded another country? Because there is a chink in their armor.
Whats so good about getting head from a somalian...you know she'll swallow
One for the easily offended among us.
I went to the doctor to pick up my test results, and he said I don't have long to live.
"How long?" I asked.
"10," he replied.
"10 what? Months? Weeks? Days?!"
"9..."
Mama Mole, Papa Mole, and Baby Mole all live in a little hole. One morning Papa Mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" Then Mama Mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell strawberry jam!" Then Baby Mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but he can't because Mama and Papa Mole are both in the way. He whines, "Jeez, all I can smell is molasses!"
Byte Stryke
09-22-2010, 18:45
Mama Mole, Papa Mole, and Baby Mole all live in a little hole. One morning Papa Mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!" Then Mama Mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, "Yum! I smell strawberry jam!" Then Baby Mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but he can't because Mama and Papa Mole are both in the way. He whines, "Jeez, all I can smell is molasses!"
[LOL]
theGinsue
09-22-2010, 22:47
Now,. I know this applies to me as much as anyone else here, but I'm now certain that this applies to the entire population of this site (with the possible exception of PPP): WE ALL NEED THERAPY!
68Charger
09-22-2010, 23:06
Now,. I know this applies to me as much as anyone else here, but I'm now certain that this applies to the entire population of this site (with the possible exception of PPP): WE ALL NEED THERAPY!
What? you mean this (and popping bubble wrap) isn't therapy?
Byte Stryke
09-22-2010, 23:52
Now,. I know this applies to me as much as anyone else here, but I'm now certain that this applies to the entire population of this site (with the possible exception of PPP): WE ALL NEED THERAPY!
I plan to go get some deep personal therapy at the range immediately after I pick up my NON-PAYPAL LOCAL ORDER on Friday
:D
why yes, yes, I am an ass. :D
clublights
09-23-2010, 04:27
I can't recall if I heard this joke on this site or somewhere else but it's currently my fav joke ..
An American Indian, A Muslim, and a Cowboy all sit down at dinner....
The American Indian says " once my people were many now we are few... "
The Muslim says " once my people were few now we are many over the whole world"
The Cowboy.. Leans back in his chair and says " Well thats cuz we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet boy"
oh so wrong but damn if it is not funny........
How do you know your at a gay BBQ??
Hotdogs taste like shit!!!
SSChameleon
09-23-2010, 07:49
What did the fish say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
ronaldrwl
09-23-2010, 08:06
An American Indian, A Muslim, and a Cowboy all sit down at dinner....
The American Indian says " once my people were many now we are few... "
The Muslim says " once my people were few now we are many over the whole world"
The Cowboy.. Leans back in his chair and says " Well thats cuz we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet boy"
My new favorite
BPTactical
09-23-2010, 09:03
300,000 Battered women in this country.....
And to think, all these years I have been eating them plain.......
[Stooge]
StagLefty
09-23-2010, 09:05
300,000 Battered women in this country.....
And to think, all these years I have been eating them plain.......
[Stooge]
[Help]
My friend's wife doesn't know how to take a compliment. Maybe she shouldn't devote as much effort to styling her mustache.....
Byte Stryke
09-23-2010, 10:26
300,000 Battered women in this country.....
And to think, all these years I have been eating them plain.......
[Stooge]
[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
TriggerHappy
09-23-2010, 11:05
300,000 Battered women in this country.....
And to think, all these years I have been eating them plain.......
[Stooge]
LOL awesome!
theGinsue
09-23-2010, 11:44
A little boy hears a strange noise coming from his parents bedroom and he goes to investigate.
As he enters the room his dad stops mid-stroke.
The little boy, horrified by what he sees, gasps and runs out of the room – slamming the door behind himself.
The mother tells the father “You’d better go handle that.”
The father withdraws, cleans himself up, puts on pajamas, a robe, and slippers then goes to find his son.
The father looks for the boy in his room but he isn’t there. Then, the father hears noises coming from grandma’s room. The father goes to investigate.
When the father opens the door he sees his little boy going at it with grandma.
Now, it’s the fathers turn to be horrified and he shouts “What do you think you’re doing?”
The little boy gets an evil scowl on his face and points a finger at his father and says “Yeah, it’s not so funny when it’s YOUR MOTHER, is it?!”
BPTactical
09-23-2010, 12:04
A little boy hears a strange noise coming from his parents bedroom and he goes to investigate.
As he enters the room his dad stops mid-stroke.
The little boy, horrified by what he sees, gasps and runs out of the room – slamming the door behind himself.
The mother tells the father “You’d better go handle that.”
The father withdraws, cleans himself up, puts on pajamas, a robe, and slippers then goes to find his son.
The father looks for the boy in his room but he isn’t there. Then, the father hears noises coming from grandma’s room. The father goes to investigate.
When the father opens the door he sees his little boy going at it with grandma.
Now, it’s the fathers turn to be horrified and he shouts “What do you think you’re doing?”
The little boy gets an evil scowl on his face and points a finger at his father and says “Yeah, it’s not so funny when it’s YOUR MOTHER, is it?!”
Seriously wrong on many levels
But still funny!
[Tooth]
The first joke in the thread got me to thinking about the movie UHF....
http://i52.tinypic.com/30w87ew.gif
As for the rest some pretty darn good ones, I'm gonna have to write these down.
henpecked
09-23-2010, 12:11
http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4582&stc=1&d=1285265398
BPTactical
09-23-2010, 13:24
Henpecked-
That would be funnier if it wasn't true[ROFL1]
Byte Stryke
09-23-2010, 14:16
Thats why I have all of those charges from the Shane Co.!
:D
68Charger
09-23-2010, 14:43
So that's why my wife doesn't like jewelry...
Byte Stryke
09-23-2010, 14:54
So that's why my wife doesn't like jewelry...
[ROFL1]
theGinsue
09-23-2010, 16:33
Just remember folks, this site is co-ed and minors can view it as well.
(yeah, I'm one to talk, I know)
theGinsue
09-23-2010, 16:35
So that's why my wife doesn't like jewelry...
My wife likes jewelry but usually gets it from other people. Should I be concerned?
henpecked
09-23-2010, 17:07
My wife likes jewelry but usually gets it from other people. Should I be concerned?
YES
please delete any inappropriate jokes
Byte Stryke
09-23-2010, 17:27
Just remember folks, this site is co-ed and minors can view it as well.
(yeah, I'm one to talk, I know)
please delete any inappropriate jokes
umm, Really?
Do you want us to delete the Racist ones? the sexist ones? the religiously biased ones or the ones that were slanted against the physically disabled?
Maybe my sarcasm meter is broken er something
[Eek3]
henpecked
09-23-2010, 17:33
[BooHoo]
I think he was saying that if a mod thinks a joke is inappropriate, delete it and everyone will understand. Winter Angryness Time is starting to set in.
Byte Stryke
09-23-2010, 17:44
Think I understand what BigBear was talking about.
[Shock]
theGinsue
09-23-2010, 18:08
Well, *I'm* not going to be deleting any of the jokes, but I thought a reminder might have been in order. It is my understanding that no one has been offended yet but we might still want to sanity check our stuff before we post to keep from getting this site in trouble.
Heck folks, I've still got my Mod training wheels on - and for a darned good reason too. Please bear (sorry Bear, and Bearark - nothing personal[Wink]) with me; I'm still learnin', ya'll know?!
If you're not offended, please have someone explain the jokes....
Like maybe Grover from Sesame Street.... [LOL]
theGinsue
09-23-2010, 18:18
Ouch! Dead on accurate, but Ouch!
Reminds me of the movie "Blazing Saddles". Mel Brooks intention in that movie was to offend everybody he could and STILL make a funny movie.
What Ginsue said..
the ones I have seen ain't bad..
If you wouldn't tell it to your mother,, Don't post it..
Of course, my mother has a few off color jokes to her credit so that may not be a good guideline...
Use common sense.. Thank you..
Because if I get a pm with a complaint,, Just hope I'm in a good mood..
BPTactical
09-23-2010, 18:25
Ginsue-
I understand your point and appreciate it. But in all sincerity is not a firearms forum the one place in the world where we can escape the PC Police? (Within reason and not being blatantly vulgar).
Hell- GOOD humor is offensive anyway.... Sanford and Son-All in the Family etc.
theGinsue
09-23-2010, 18:28
Yes BPTactical, you are right. I didn't put it quite as eloquently as Marlin, but what he said is what I was going for.
(BTW: Am I the only one he scares?)
Now, enough of this...where 'dem jokes?
Ginsue-
I understand your point and appreciate it. But in all sincerity is not a firearms forum the one place in the world where we can escape the PC Police? (Within reason and not being blatantly vulgar).
Hell- GOOD humor is offensive anyway.... Sanford and Son-All in the Family etc.
More worried about little children that might run across it then go tell mommie..
Then when mommie gets ahold of daddy, and were down 1 member..
Could care less if the rest of the membership gets offended.. [Tooth]
AS stated in my other post, If I get a complaint,,,,
theGinsue
09-23-2010, 18:43
^^^ See what I mean...I find him particularly scarey sometimes!
alan0269
09-23-2010, 21:14
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
When asked why such a big password, she said, "It had to be at least 8 characters long."
alan0269
09-23-2010, 21:17
A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
A man is having drinks at the bar atop the Hancock Building in Chicago. Another man, who's clearly had his share of booze for the day, stumbles over and sits down next to him. "Buy me a drink and I'll jump out that there window," he slurs to the first man.
"Go away, you drunken bum," says the man.
"No, sheerioushly, buy me a drink and I'll jump!" he says to the man.
Determined to get rid of the drunken cook, he gives in. "Bartender, get this man a drink on me." The bartender obliges. The drunk tilts it back and gulps it down. He runs to the window, flings it open and jumps out. Everyone in the bar rushes over to watch the man fall. To all of their amazement, the man sped toward the ground, and miraculously landed on his feet. He stumbled back inside the bulding, and minutes later, he emerged from the elevator, stumbling back into the bar, receiving applause from its patrons.
"How did you do that???" the man asked the drunk.
"Shimple," the drunk said, "buy me another and I'll do it again."
"Bartender, another drink!" the man screamed, and no quicker than it was served, it was guzzled, and the drunk jumped again, landing squarely on his feet on the sidewalk so far below.
Minutes later, the drunk was back up in the bar again.
"I have to know how you do that!" the man screamed at the drunk.
"It'sh all in how you buy the drink," said the drunk. "Buy yourshelf one and give it a try."
"You can't be serious," said the man. "I am," said the drunk. "Buy yourshelf a drink and you can jump too."
Seeing the drunk pull off the feat twice, the man felt it was his turn. "Bartender, get me a drink!" he screamed. The man guzzled it down, flung open the window, got a running start, and jumped out. He sped toward the sidewalk, frantically trying to align his body so that his feet would land first, until, splat- he was flattened on impact.
The drunk sat down at the bar. The bartender angrily stomped over and said to the drunk, "Superman, you're a real a$$hole when you get drunk!"
Scanker19
09-24-2010, 00:05
How many flies does it take to screw in a light Bulb?...................
I'd like to know how they got in there.
[ROFL3]
BPTactical
09-24-2010, 06:42
Why do Grandchildren and Grandparents get along so well?
They have a common enemy......
Think I understand what BigBear was talking about.
[Shock]
Yup.
I have a joke* that would probably get me banned... so I'll leave it for a different time. HAHAHA.
*Not a "joke" to any normal person... but the guy I hear it from was really messed up. Neo-nazi, druggie, and all that crap.
StagLefty
09-24-2010, 11:12
Yup.
I have a joke* that would probably get me banned... so I'll leave it for a different time. HAHAHA.
*Not a "joke" to any normal person... but the guy I hear it from was really messed up. Neo-nazi, druggie, and all that crap.
What a tease !!!! [ROFL1]
alan0269
09-24-2010, 11:48
Q. Why is the healthcare plan called ObamaCare instead of ObamaCares?
A. Because he doesn't.
__________
You remember the Reagan era, when Ronald Reagan was President, and Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were still with us? Well, now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash.
__________
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'I ♥ Obama.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'I ♥ Obama.' I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
WINNER! HAHAHA [Beer]
Forwarded that to my dad! HAHA.
henpecked
10-18-2010, 10:52
I saw a Muslim fall into the Colorado river this morning and being a responsible citizen, I informed the emergency services.
It's 6:00 PM the next day and they still haven't responded.
I'm beginning to think I wasted a stamp.
ChunkyMonkey
10-18-2010, 11:36
[Tooth]
KevDen2005
10-18-2010, 12:34
I saw a Muslim fall into the Colorado river this morning and being a responsible citizen, I informed the emergency services.
It's 6:00 PM the next day and they still haven't responded.
I'm beginning to think I wasted a stamp.
Made me laugh quite a bit
henpecked
10-18-2010, 14:25
Paddy and his wife were discussing their sex life. Paddy said, "I want to try that wheelbarrow position tonight."
His wife asked, "What is that?"
Paddy told her, "You bend over, put your hands on the floor then I pick your legs up and take you from behind!"
His wife said, "Hmm, okay, I'll do it on two conditions. First, if it hurts you stop immediately and, second, ... we don't go down past my mother's house!"
Byte Stryke
10-18-2010, 15:09
http://www.forumspile.com/Thread-Crap-Wont_Die.jpg
henpecked
10-19-2010, 10:41
The teacher told Pepito to use the Following words in a sentence:
1. *Cheese*Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.
2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the carThere's not mushroom.
3. *Shoulder*My fren wants 2 become a citizen, But che didn't know how to read,So I, shoulder.
4. * Texas *When I'm not home,My fren always Texas me,Che wonders where Iam!
5. *Herpes*Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine pieceThen che got herpes.
6. *July*Ju told me ju were going to tha storeBut ju went to see sum guy,July to me! Julyer!
7. *Rectum*I had 2 carsBut my wife rectum!
8. *Chicken*I was going to go to the store with my wifeBut che said chicken go herself.
9. *Wheelchair*We only have one enchilada leftBut don't worry wheelchair
10. *Chicken* *wing*My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
11. *Harassment*My wife caught me in bed with another women.I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me.
12. *Bishop*My wife fell down the stairSo I had to pick the bishop.
13. *Body wash*I want to go to the clubBut no body wash my kids.
14. *Budweiser*That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?
henpecked
10-23-2010, 12:18
Why Men Wear Earrings
>
> Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?
>
> A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing
> an earring.
>
> The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and
> is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense"
>
> The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
>
> "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
>
> His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity
> prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
>
> "Ever since my wife found it in my truck."
ronaldrwl
10-23-2010, 12:20
Why Men Wear Earrings
>
> Did you ever wonder why earrings became so popular with men?
>
> A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing
> an earring.
>
> The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and
> is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense"
>
> The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
>
> "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
>
> His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity
> prods him to ask, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
>
> "Ever since my wife found it in my truck."
Good :)
RYAN50BMG
10-23-2010, 16:05
Why does Def Leppard hate chickens? Because a chicken has TWO drumsticks.
bellavite1
10-23-2010, 16:23
Why does Def Leppard hate chickens? Because a chicken has TWO drumsticks.
And this gets the cake...
I thought it went....
What sucks and has 7 arms?
Def Leppard
TriggerHappy
10-23-2010, 18:29
I thought it went....
What sucks and has 7 arms?
Def Leppard
That would be one hell of a hand...uhhh nevermind...
RYAN50BMG
10-23-2010, 21:31
What does Michael Jackson like about twentysix year olds? There's twenty of them.
Scanker19
10-23-2010, 21:49
So my Mexican Friend is here on a College exchange program. He gets back from the Sky Sox's game last night, and I ask him how he likes our country so far. He says "it's great here, the First thing they asked me was "Jose can you see......".[Poke]
TriggerHappy
10-24-2010, 10:04
-Truism-
A young Arab asks his father:
What is this weird hat that we are wearing?
It's a "cheechia", because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!
And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?
Its a "djbellah", because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!
And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?
These are "babouches", which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!
Tell me Papa.......
Yes, my son?
..........Why are we living in Dearborn, Michigan and still wearing all this shit?
henpecked
10-24-2010, 13:04
Husband asks wife, "How many men have you slept with?"
Wife proudly replies, "Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was awake."
What's black and tan and looks good on Obama? A rottweiler.
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