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patrick0685
10-19-2010, 05:15
i was bored last night, found this and had to post it:
opie011
10-19-2010, 07:26
Made me laugh but damn that's messed up!
Seamonkey
10-19-2010, 08:42
HA!
I've been getting more and more tweaked by tail gators, usually they are in a bling bling vehicle, texting, eating, talking to someone or all the above.

They would freak out if I put a gun to their head yet they can point a 3-4,000 pound mass of metal at me at 70 mph and not care.

Think a shotgun slug into their engine block would work?

[M2]
Byte Stryke
10-19-2010, 08:49
you guys seriously scare me
BigBear
10-19-2010, 09:10
you guys seriously scare me


My sentiments exactly..... after I got done laughing! HAHA. [Beer]
Ah Pook
10-19-2010, 09:25
Somebody hanging out on the PBB? ;)
Daniel_187
10-19-2010, 10:38
I LIKE it
ChunkyMonkey
10-19-2010, 10:40
hahahaha... funny poop!
patrick0685
10-19-2010, 10:45
Made me laugh but damn that's messed up!

these were honestly my thoughts too, but i knew some of you guys would like it. i still laugh just thinking about it though.
theGinsue
10-19-2010, 18:05
That's fantastic. Of course, I'll never try it because I wouldn't want ht liability for how they react, but the image will run through my mind now every time a tailgater is upon me.

I don't know what it is lately, but I've had tons of tailgaters and people pulling so close up to me at stops that I wouldn't be able to squeeze me body between the vehicles.

After a couple of tries at taping on the brakes to let 'em know I want them to back off, I continue by passive-agressively slowing down. Thge way I've got it figured is that they can rear-end me @ 55 or 60 and we'd both be lucky to get out of it alive, or they can rear-end me at 30 and we should both have a chance to survive.

I used to know a Harley rider (out in Massachusetts) who rode with a bag of ball bearings in his jacket pocket. When he'd get tailgated he'd drop a ball bearing and it'd bounce off the pavement - often times into the windshield of the tailgater. Nothing ever happened to him, but he was on a bike and wasn't as easy to identify as someone in a car would have been. Thus, he was never caught. Me, I'd get arrested the first time.
2ndChildhood
10-19-2010, 19:36
I always thought a compressed air tube shooting a yogurt container onto their windshield would do nicely. Never got stupid enough to try it though.
Irving
10-19-2010, 19:48
Remote controlled box full of sharpened jacks or roofing nails, located just under your rear bumper ought to suffice.
TriggerHappy
10-23-2010, 18:28
If you have an SUV, aim the rear glass washer fluid squirter to the rear, fill it with something other than fluid (sticky, stinky, permanent, etc.). Enjoy!

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