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TriggerHappy
12-22-2010, 18:16
I met a girl in the park the other evening.









There was an instant spark between us


and she immediately dropped to her knees

and laid on the grass at my feet.






As we lay making love, I thought

"These taser guns are well worth the money."
clublights
12-22-2010, 18:24
hahahahahahahhaa



this is so going on my facebook LOL
cebeu
12-22-2010, 18:30
[rofl3]
roberth
12-22-2010, 19:11
Now that's funny. I'm gonna borrow that and email it around.
Scanker19
12-22-2010, 19:18
I may use that as a pick up line.
StagLefty
12-22-2010, 19:28
That just got e-mailed to my list [Beer]
opie011
12-22-2010, 19:33
[rofl3]
BigBear
12-22-2010, 20:40
Hilarious! HAHAHA
Bailey Guns
12-22-2010, 20:43
That's funny. It reminds me of the Mike Tyson joke...

Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
A: Pepper spray'll do that to you.
steveopia
12-22-2010, 21:17
Lol
patrick0685
12-22-2010, 21:37
oh man thats funny, is that how your getting the ladies these days?
theGinsue
12-22-2010, 21:49
You're right. That was very touching. Brought a tear to my eye.
TriggerHappy
12-22-2010, 22:20
oh man thats funny, is that how your getting the ladies these days?

You said you wanted to live vicariously through me didnt you? How do you expect them to pose so well for all of the pictures?........
[Ban1]
spyder
12-22-2010, 22:26
[rofl1]
patrick0685
12-22-2010, 23:29
You said you wanted to live vicariously through me didnt you? How do you expect them to pose so well for all of the pictures?........
[Ban1]

haha, i was wandering how you got the thinker pose the other day[ROFL1][ROFL2]
Irving
12-23-2010, 00:47
haha, i was wandering how you got the thinker pose the other day[ROFL1][ROFL2]


Head Shock BOOM!
Mazin
12-23-2010, 10:57
LMAO, Ahh true romance!!!
Irving
12-23-2010, 20:34
LMAO, Ahh true romance!!!

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