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Colorado Luckydog
12-30-2010, 22:00
....and yesterday I inherited another 5 million. I know it's true, I got an email to prove it!!! I get these stupid emails every other day! Does anyone ever fall for this shit? Are these assholes that are sending them out really able to get money off of the people they send them to?? I just don't see how they are profiting from such a stupid scheme?????
Scanker19
12-30-2010, 22:14
Maybe not ones that stupid, but I should be getting at least 3 mil from a guy who needed a foreigner to get money out of a trust. [Flower]
argonstrom
12-30-2010, 22:30
I used to enjoy replying to them & taking up as much of their time as possible, thus reducing the possibility that they could find a real victim.
68Charger
12-30-2010, 22:44
for your viewing pleasure:

http://www.419eater.com/html/hall_of_shame.htm

be sure to visit their "trophy room"
Limited GM
12-30-2010, 23:25
Maybe not ones that stupid, but I should be getting at least 3 mil from a guy who needed a foreigner to get money out of a trust. [Flower]


As men we laugh about this, but I have a friend whos elder Mother got taken pretty bad by a guy with promises. Sad stuff.
Irving
12-31-2010, 00:53
Someone in my family was in danger of a slightly more elaborate scam earlier this year. I hope he didn't fall for it. They basically called him and said that his recently passed on wife was owed money still by someone, and if he paid them XX amount of dollars, they'd give him the information to collect on the debt. Very shady.
Elhuero
12-31-2010, 01:24
As men we laugh about this, but I have a friend whos elder Mother got taken pretty bad by a guy with promises. Sad stuff.


while I was working collections I spoke to an older lady that broke down into tears on the phone. she was behind on all her bills because she had been cleaned out by scammers. sad situation.
theGinsue
12-31-2010, 01:48
I think that things are so financially tight for the elderly that they tend to foget all of the lessons theyd learned through their lives about how deceitful people can be and throw caution to the wind to reap a windfall. It's especially sad because they can least afford the financial setbacks - which are often permanent. Those who prey on the elderly and on children are the lowest form of scum on the planet.

Now, those of us who are a bit of a less "seasoned" age have absolutely no excuse for falling for these schemes - but folks still due. I don't know why it's so hard for people to understand that you just don't get something for nothing, ever. And, anyone wanting to charge you anything to get a load of cash is just a con artist looking to strip you bare financially.

The government endorse/regulated lotteries are bad enough, but at least you know that if you buy a ticket it's a small and controlled investment and that somebody is going to win and it could be (ridiculously slim chance, but it's possible) you.
netsecsys
12-31-2010, 02:25
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flan7211
12-31-2010, 04:01
....and yesterday I inherited another 5 million. I know it's true, I got an email to prove it!!! I get these stupid emails every other day! Does anyone ever fall for this shit? Are these assholes that are sending them out really able to get money off of the people they send them to?? I just don't see how they are profiting from such a stupid scheme?????

I was so excited for you! Then was excited for the rest of us with all of the pass it on free stuff[Muaha]. My pastor once sent one of these idgets a full sermon and reaction to his email. He actually received an apology letter.
roberth
12-31-2010, 08:23
....and yesterday I inherited another 5 million. I know it's true, I got an email to prove it!!! I get these stupid emails every other day! Does anyone ever fall for this shit? Are these assholes that are sending them out really able to get money off of the people they send them to?? I just don't see how they are profiting from such a stupid scheme?????

You lucky dog, I never win anything.

Do you have a Nigerian uncle? Former despot?
Colorado Luckydog
12-31-2010, 16:45
You lucky dog, I never win anything.

Do you have a Nigerian uncle? Former despot?

What really sucks is the fact that my Nigerian uncle never wanted to spend any time with me. He could have invited me there or came to visit. All he ended up doing was to leave me 25 million dollars!![ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL1]
roberth
12-31-2010, 16:55
25 mil for ignoring you isn't a bad trade I suppose and it will go a long way towards healing any emotional difficulties you may encounter.

I see you're handling it well. [Beer]
Irving
12-31-2010, 17:39
There is no guarantee that someone will win the lotto. You have to choose the right numbers.
roberth
12-31-2010, 18:07
There is no guarantee that someone will win the lotto. You have to choose the right numbers.

Huh, what? Next thing you'll tell me is I have to play to win.

Obama gonna take care of me from his stash in Nigeria where his brother is.