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Does anyone else find it odd that there was a massive drumfish kill on the Arkansas river (in Roseville) within hours of the massive bird kill in Beebe, but the media is saying the bird kill was caused by NYE fireworks? Seriously, these events are roughly 70 miles apart, and nobody seems to think it's just a little fishy?
http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/tinfoilhatsmile.gif
Contrails?
Gov. testing stuff to use on those that don't conform.
BushMasterBoy
01-05-2011, 10:07
I remember living in Little Rock in the 70's and 80's and reading about Pine Bluff arsenal south of Little Rock. They were making some chemical warfare agents. There was discussion they were making "BZ" , an incapacitating nerve agent. If you believe the official government stories in the media you are a fool...maybe these birds are the proverbial canary in the mine!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-quinuclidinyl_benzilate
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Bluff_Arsenal
You should always believe the gov. explanation they are here to protect the people.
You should always believe the gov. explanation they are here to protect the people.
You forgot: ... nvm....where teh hell did the "tinhat" icon dude go?
Foil has gotten too exspensive, we are now having to use ZipLock bags.
Or for some Freezer wrap.
ronaldrwl
01-05-2011, 10:18
I heard the birds reasoned with global warming they didn't need to fly south and froze to death.
Mass suicide, waiting on the comet, drank the KoolAid, left over Y2K...
StagLefty
01-05-2011, 10:53
V [rofl1]
BPTactical
01-05-2011, 11:00
I heard the birds reasoned with global warming they didn't need to fly south and froze to death.
[LOL]
I heard yesterday that they all died of blunt force trauma. Didn't they have some substantial weather such as tornadoes in the general area about the same timeframe? Could they have gotten caught in a microburst or similar? I know it doesn't help the conspiracy plan any nor does it explain the fish kill.
Yeah wood chucks chucking wood.
Or is the gubment saying it was gang related?
netsecsys
01-05-2011, 12:08
The gov is so pissed about the stories of the Saudis creating rain storms in the desert that they decided to crank up HAARP to see what they could do...
theGinsue
01-05-2011, 13:00
signs of the times?
Perhaps I need to don the tinfoil hat (or, ziplock bag hat now), but I believe that it is!
Heard this AM that there was another (much smaller, yet still significant) bird kill somewhere else here in the U.S. sometime yesterday. I didn't get any further details on that deal.
So we had a major bird die off "moments before midnight New Years Eve" - which would be BEFORE the fireworks would have been set off that are getting the credit for the kill, and just ~100 miles away, a major fish die off that occured at the same time and it's all "explainable" - now how do they factor in this next bird kill?
I'm sure all of it can be explained, but when you have a series of events occurring so close together, one should also consider a "higher" cause.
Zundfolge
01-05-2011, 13:24
Y'all want conspiracy?
These massive fish and bird kills happened right after John Wheeler (a man with lots of classified knowledge of chemical and biological weapons/warfare) is murdered and dumped in a dumpster?
There's your dots ... go connect them :D
Looks like some Europeans beat us to it (http://www.eutimes.net/2011/01/top-us-official-murdered-after-arkansas-weapons-test-causes-mass-death/)(although their take is different than mine ... I suspected he was kidnapped and interrogated by Alqueda types that used what they learned to make bio weapons ... they tested them on the birdies and fishes)
Wasn't there a show on that had massive bird deaths, falling from the sky and what not? Oh ya, flash forward. If the government still denies that the groom lake airforce base (area 51) exists, what makes anyone think they are going to come out and truthfully say what killed the birds and fish if they find out?
BPTactical
01-05-2011, 13:43
Y'all want conspiracy?
These massive fish and bird kills happened right after John Wheeler (a man with lots of classified knowledge of chemical and biological weapons/warfare) is murdered and dumped in a dumpster?
There's your dots ... go connect them :D
Looks like some Europeans beat us to it (http://www.eutimes.net/2011/01/top-us-official-murdered-after-arkansas-weapons-test-causes-mass-death/)(although their take is different than mine ... I suspected he was kidnapped and interrogated by Alqueda types that used what they learned to make bio weapons ... they tested them on the birdies and fishes)
Conceivable "coincidence" Zundfolge.
Same thoughts went through my head to a degree. Media is reporting that the gent found in the landfill was "acting erratically" "appeared dis-sheveled and semi-coherent" and had "very bloodshot eyes" prior to his disappearance.
Would Bios or Chemicals cause such actions?
I think it is very conceivable that the "radical element" regardless of who is backing them would launch a Bio or Chem attack.
Red Flag?
Fireworks, sure. I know *I* always have to spend July 5 shoveling up birds . . .
[Wiggle]
Maybe we should call Jesse Ventura and get him on this ASAP.
Did we go through a comet trail recently?
Ala' Maximum Overdrive.
[LOL]
..."acting erratically" "appeared dis-sheveled and semi-coherent" and had "very bloodshot eyes" ...
Would Bios or Chemicals cause such actions?
LOTS of chems can cause those symptoms... so can drugs and other devices.
And watching the Angry Beavers marathon can do that.
ChunkyMonkey
01-05-2011, 15:12
I am surprised noone here has blame it on the juice!
Here are two more conspiracy dots for you to link... Israel Vulture Spy
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1344019/Vulture-tagged-Israeli-scientists-flies-Saudi-Arabia-arrested-spy.html
and the Tourist Eating Sharks released by the Israeli
http://www.jpost.com/MiddleEast/Article.aspx?id=198286
[ROFL1][ROFL3]
The other bird kill (also redwinged black birds) was in Louisiana.
"They" are blaming that one on power lines....
http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-01-power-line-blamed-bird-louisiana.html
riiiiiiiight....
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.
Guys. These were BLACK birds. Obviously they couldn't escape the food desert that they inevitably lived in.
My other guess was that Al Queda recruited some birds to act as suicide bombers. Each bird injested an Alkaseltzer or some uncooked rice before the flight.
BPTactical
01-05-2011, 20:29
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.
Guys. These were BLACK birds. Obviously they couldn't escape the food desert that they inevitably lived in.
Eloquent Stu[Beer]
Troublco
01-05-2011, 20:43
Does anyone else find it odd that there was a massive drumfish kill..........nobody seems to think it's just a little fishy?
Can't believe nobody picked up on this....talk about fishy![ROFL1]
Hey sounds as if we are ETHNIC profiling here.
Hitman 6
01-05-2011, 21:50
Does anyone else find it odd that there was a massive drumfish kill on the Arkansas river (in Roseville) within hours of the massive bird kill in Beebe, but the media is saying the bird kill was caused by NYE fireworks? Seriously, these events are roughly 70 miles apart, and nobody seems to think it's just a little fishy?
The birds all ate out of a Taco Bell dumpster, Flew to Roseville and laser-shitted the water right before calling it a life. The rest falls into place from there.
actually guys, the airlines are tired of birds hitting their airplanes so they decided to kill off all of them. this is just the first of many instances you will see. just move along and live you happy lives. nothing to see here[ROFL3]
Spoken like a true gubment ploy-E.
Dalendenver
01-06-2011, 00:56
This is why I joined this site. Much good knowledge to be gained here. [LOL]
Byte Stryke
01-06-2011, 07:21
actually guys, the airlines are tired of birds hitting their airplanes so they decided to kill off all of them.
Ive always wanted to ask you what its like to hit a Bird at 700mph
I could never be a pilot.
Bird strike in the windshield = New pants
[ROFL1]
Lex_Luthor
01-06-2011, 09:53
The government began to require all birds to pass through TSA security checkpoints. After all the molestation that occurred, they simply felt that life wasn't worth living after having their innocence stripped away in front of their peers. They all agreed to boycott TSA by mass suicide.
Now another bird kill in Kentucky....
StagLefty
01-06-2011, 09:57
The government began to require all birds to pass through TSA security checkpoints. After all the molestation that occurred, they simply felt that life wasn't worth living after having their innocence stripped away in front of their peers. They all agreed to boycott TSA by mass suicide.
Internet myth that was the Jonestown birds years ago [Coffee]
trlcavscout
01-06-2011, 10:52
I think it has to do with the 2 Iranian deaths, the kids of the leader that was sent to exile in like 79 (cant remember his name now, the gases are getting to me). Suicide?
The aide found at the dump was killed to cover up a massive gay sex scandal that would have proved pelosi is a man.
But the biggest conspiracy is Ritter bending over his illegal supporters, I just havent figured out how it hurts us yet?
And yes the spy bird, that is paranoia at its best!
Ive always wanted to ask you what its like to hit a Bird at 700mph
I could never be a pilot.
Bird strike in the windshield = New pants
[ROFL1]
Take a zero off that and that is about what I was doing down I-70 and caught one in the right shoulder while on my RC-51. Couldn't move my arm right for a week, almost at shit, went from the outside of the left lane to the shoulder in the blink of an eye. Scared the shit out of me.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.
Guys. These were BLACK birds. Obviously they couldn't escape the food desert that they inevitably lived in.
Best line of this thread yet! [ROFL1]
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH.
Guys. These were BLACK birds. Obviously they couldn't escape the food desert that they inevitably lived in.
You had to go there and play the...
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theGinsue
01-06-2011, 14:29
So, first it's dead birds in Arkansas, with a corresponding fish kill ~100 miles away (also in AR). This was just explained away.
Then, it was another bird kill in Louisianna. Still no one thinking it's unusual.
Now, another major fish kill; this time in Maryland.
2 million fish found dead in Maryland
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/01/06/maryland.fish.kill/index.html?hpt=T2
Nothing yet? Still "explainable"?
How about this?
Dead birds in Sweden killed by 'external blows' [ "External Blows"? Isn't that what was blamed for the AR and LA birds kills?]
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/01/05/sweden.bird.deaths/index.html?iref=allsearch
So, we have 2 reported MAJOR fish die-offs in the U.S. and 3 significant bird die-offs around the world - all in just 1 week and some of you feel it's still all "explainable"? I think it's explainable too; I just have a little more sinister explanations than most of you do.
StagLefty
01-06-2011, 14:38
I just have a little more sinister explanations than most of you do.
[Pop]
So, first it's dead birds in Arkansas, with a corresponding fish kill ~100 miles away (also in AR). This was just explained away.
Then, it was another bird kill in Louisianna. Still no one thinking it's unusual.
Now, another major fish kill; this time in Maryland.
2 million fish found dead in Maryland
http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/01/06/maryland.fish.kill/index.html?hpt=T2
Nothing yet? Still "explainable"?
How about this?
Dead birds in Sweden killed by 'external blows' [ "External Blows"? Isn't that what was blamed for the AR and LA birds kills?]
http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/europe/01/05/sweden.bird.deaths/index.html?iref=allsearch
So, we have 2 reported MAJOR fish die-offs in the U.S. and 3 significant bird die-offs around the world - all in just 1 week and some of you feel it's still all "explainable"? I think it's explainable too; I just have a little more sinister explanations than most of you do.
Once is coincidence, twice is a phenomenon, after that it gets hinky....
BTW bird die offs are now up to 5....http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/886.gif
I'm tellin' ya, Comet dust....
I'm tellin' ya, Comet dust....
We did just have the Quadrantids (http://spaceweather.com/meteors/quadrantids/quadrantids.html) meteor shower, which is caused by the earth passing through the tail of a defunct comet.....
Once is coincidence, twice is a phenomenon, after that it gets hinky....
BTW bird die offs are now up to 5....http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/886.gif
Alien Invasion...
I'm just sayin' watch this documentry and all will be clear.. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091499/
I haven't seen a single person in this thread say it is all easily explained?
BushMasterBoy
01-06-2011, 21:31
I have been having strange headaches lately...
ChunkyMonkey
01-06-2011, 23:30
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/01/06/magnetic-north-pole-shifts-forces-closure-florida-airport/
Magnetic North Pole Shifts, Forces Runway Closures at Florida Airport
The planet's northern magnetic pole is drifting slowly but steadily towards Russia -- and it's throwing off planes in Florida.
Tampa International Airport was forced to readjust its runways Thursday to account for the movement of the Earth's magnetic fields, information that pilots rely upon to navigate planes. Thanks to the fluctuations in the force, the airport has closed its primary runway until Jan. 13 to change taxiway signs to account for the shift, the Federal Aviation Administration said.
The infowars folks blaming it on the Fed of course.
theGinsue
01-07-2011, 00:23
Once is coincidence, twice is a phenomenon, after that it gets hinky....
BTW bird die offs are now up to 5....http://www.buddy-icons.info/img/smile/886.gif
I know about Arkansas, Louisianna, Sweden, and someone here mentioned Kentucky (haven't read any news reports on that yet, would love more details), but where is the 5th?
I'm just sayin' watch this documentry and all will be clear.. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091499/
Okay, that could explain the birds, but what of the fish? Just a simple coincidence? I've never been one for believing in coincidences.
jreifsch80
01-07-2011, 00:59
Maybe it was the nazi ufo's from their secret base in antarctica (anyone ever read about that? Hehe)
Maybe it's some russian satelite with some sort of death ray on it ;)
Maybe bird flu ;) and underwater nuclear testing for the fish
Byte Stryke
01-07-2011, 08:00
http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/01/06/magnetic-north-pole-shifts-forces-closure-florida-airport/
The infowars folks blaming it on the Fed of course.
Just like in the Movie 2012...
Lets all go to China to get on the boats![ROFL1]
Scanker19
01-07-2011, 08:45
They said that the Birds in AR were night blind so when the fireworks went off it scared them, they then flew into houses, trees and even the ground.
Wouldn't this happen all over the country every year and on the 4th of July as well?
I'm putting my money on the Alien Bodies they keep locked in FT. Knox, finally escaped.
68Charger
01-07-2011, 09:13
Maybe this happens all the time, but for some reason the MEDIA IS FOCUSED ON IT- so we're hearing about it constantly now...
until the ratings slip, and they need to find another crisis du jour...
Scanker19
01-07-2011, 09:32
Maybe this happens all the time, but for some reason the MEDIA IS FOCUSED ON IT- so we're hearing about it constantly now...
until the ratings slip, and they need to find another crisis du jour...
He's one of "them"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thousands of birds in flight killed at different locations sounds like some sort of experimental high-powered beam, likely intended for use as some sort of radar or communications device. They can't talk about top secret tech stuff in the paper and say "oops" so they say something silly like "fireworks dunnit."
A few years back a new type of Navy sonar was resulting in massive fish kills, which they also tried to cover up in a similar manner.
Doubt very much it is anything to worry about. Just the usual bungling.
theGinsue
01-11-2011, 10:59
It ain't over yet...
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110111/ap_on_re_us/us_mystery_bird_deaths
GEYSERVILLE, Calif. – California wildlife officials are trying to figure out what caused the death of more than 100 birds found clustered together just off Highway 101.
The Santa Rosa Press Democrat reports that California Highway Patrol officers found the dead birds near the roadway on Saturday and called in the state Department of Fish and Game to investigate.
The officers who found the birds described them as small with brown and black feathers. They were intact and had not been shot.
The reports come as other, larger bird deaths have been reported in Arkansas, Louisiana and other states.
Scientists say mass die-offs of wildlife happen regularly, and are usually unrelated and unreported.
Saw where one woman says its nerve gas being released around the world to kill off the masses subcontracted by the US, Australia, and China.
I am posting this from my underground bunker.
Thousands of turtle doves in Italy....another massive fish kill in Maryland....
http://market-ticker.org/smilies/tinfoilhat.gif
And then we have this:
Wife of White House aide killed in car crash
The lobbyist wife of senior White House aide Daniel Turton perished in a fiery car crash at the couple's Washington home early yesterday, authorities said.
Neighbors reported seeing flames coming out of the family's garage, and rescuers found the body of Ashley Turton, 37, just after 4:45 a.m.
A 2008 BMW X-5 SUV had slammed into the garage, and fire had instantly engulfed the garage, officials said, adding that there was no way for the wife of President Obama's deputy director of legislative affairs to get out in time.
Word of the tragedy spread quickly through the halls of Congress and the West Wing, where staffers were still reeling from the weekend's assassination attempt against Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.).
"It is with great sadness that I share with you some news about our White House family," acting White House Chief of Staff Pete Rouse wrote staff in an e-mail.
Ashley Turton, a mother of three, worked for Progress Energy and was considered a key figure in last year's merger with Duke Energy.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/wife_of_white_house_aide_killed_Kz8faMill5N3TTi5Pp j87I?CMP=OTC-rss&FEEDNAME=
Smells like Clinton.
Troublco
01-11-2011, 11:41
actually guys, the airlines are tired of birds hitting their airplanes so they decided to kill off all of them. this is just the first of many instances you will see. just move along and live you happy lives. nothing to see here[ROFL3]
Actually, it was the maintenance folks who engineered this. You ever try to clean half a goose out of an ECS system?? You should have seen the engine, where the other goose and a half went...
eighty duece
01-11-2011, 16:44
And then we have this:
Wife of White House aide killed in car crash
The lobbyist wife of senior White House aide Daniel Turton perished in a fiery car crash at the couple's Washington home early yesterday, authorities said.
Neighbors reported seeing flames coming out of the family's garage, and rescuers found the body of Ashley Turton, 37, just after 4:45 a.m.
A 2008 BMW X-5 SUV had slammed into the garage, and fire had instantly engulfed the garage, officials said, adding that there was no way for the wife of President Obama's deputy director of legislative affairs to get out in time.
Word of the tragedy spread quickly through the halls of Congress and the West Wing, where staffers were still reeling from the weekend's assassination attempt against Rep. Gabrielle Giffords (D-Ariz.).
"It is with great sadness that I share with you some news about our White House family," acting White House Chief of Staff Pete Rouse wrote staff in an e-mail.
Ashley Turton, a mother of three, worked for Progress Energy and was considered a key figure in last year's merger with Duke Energy.
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/wife_of_white_house_aide_killed_Kz8faMill5N3TTi5Pp j87I?CMP=OTC-rss&FEEDNAME=
Smells like Clinton.
I think somebody challenged the CIA? A lot of strange white house deaths and other strange things lately.
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