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BPTactical
01-05-2011, 19:34
I figured if the dog owners get their own thread then why can't the kitties?
4 legged variety though[Rant1]

OK- I know 3/4 of the world hates cats with a passion so to you-Pfffft!
But for those that actually like their cat here is a thread for us!
I have 4 of the critters along with 2 dogs and all get along well.
This little guy is my son's and yes-he sits like that all the time........
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/hockeysew/IMG_2964.jpg
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/hockeysew/IMG_2086.jpg

BPTactical
01-05-2011, 19:36
He sleeps pretty weird too......
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/hockeysew/IMG_1945.jpg

StagLefty
01-05-2011, 19:38
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3] That 1st pic

Mtn.man
01-05-2011, 19:41
We have a 28# cat,, it's 2 big to put into photos so just take my word, Chubs is Huge.

Dusty Johnson
01-05-2011, 19:42
I love cats. I have 3. Very cute pictures. :)

BPTactical
01-05-2011, 19:44
My old guy-He is 18 years old so this may be his last winter[Cry]He has been an awesome companion and always good to lounge on the couch with.
I will miss him when his day comes........
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/hockeysew/IMG_2083.jpg

buffalobo
01-05-2011, 19:44
I love cats. I have 3. Very cute pictures. :)


That pic in your avatar is pretty cool.

The cat in my avatar is pretty freaked.

Mtn.man
01-05-2011, 19:46
My old guy-He is 18 years old so this may be his last winter[Cry]He has been an awesome companion and always good to lounge on the couch with.
I will miss him when his day comes........
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/hockeysew/IMG_2083.jpg


Had one that made it too 28 in human years.

argonstrom
01-05-2011, 19:51
My old guy-He is 18 years old

Awesome cats!

Here's Iskendarian, she's 20 and still the dog's boss:

http://i.imgur.com/fOJbV.jpg

Here's Muncie, he made it to 16 - rest in peace, little friend - I still miss him:

http://i.imgur.com/wTfZn.jpg

BPTactical
01-05-2011, 20:06
Now these two are a pair- The white and grey one is a Maine Coon and he is something else. He will ride around on your shoulder like a parrot and when he hears his treat bag he starts drooling and slobbering....
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/hockeysew/IMG_1807.jpg


This one is the timid low key one.....
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/hockeysew/IMG_1783.jpg

OneGuy67
01-05-2011, 20:09
When my dad was sick (kidney dialysis and related issues), I brought my cat, Jasper, over to hang out and he stayed for another 10 years. He would sit with my dad and be petted while dad was sick, in pain and when dad passed away, Jasper did the same with my mom for years while she grieved.

Jasper was a really cool cat who kind of acted like a dog. He begged at the table and would get up onto the table if you weren't paying attention and eat off your plate. He was a great companion for me for 6 years and for my parents for 10 years. I'll have to dig up a photo of him to post.

I tell ya...animals enrich our lives much more than we do theirs.

I just posted this and saw 'Bert's photos and holy cow! His cat that he describes as timid and low key is Jasper! Jasper looked EXACTLY like his cat.

Dusty Johnson
01-05-2011, 20:27
One of mine.. Smokey :)

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9870/photony.jpg

Troublco
01-05-2011, 20:37
I won't have any more cats, at least as long as I live in the city (the dogs would just think they're either toys or food) but I had a big old grey tabby for about 12 years that was sure he was a dog. Sarge would come when you called him, he'd run to meet me at the door, and he'd ignore a laser pointer while he enjoyed watching my 128 pound Shepherd Mix (TJ) run around like an idiot chasing it until he frothed at the mouth. Sarge ran about 16 pounds, so he was pretty good size. He got sick finally, and he was so dehydrated they had to give him the euthanasia in his belly, and it took a long time. I held him and cried like a baby as he passed. He was my best friend during some of the loneliest times of my life.

Mtn.man
01-05-2011, 20:37
Topics about pussy are always welcome.

Irving
01-05-2011, 20:41
I love our cat, but sometimes I wish he spoke English. Not so he could more clearly tell me what he wants, but so I could more clearly tell him to "Shut the fuck up! It's 3:30am and I don't give a shit what you want right now."

Also, he once lost a fight to a squirrel and sometimes I want to make fun of him about it.

Mtn.man
01-05-2011, 20:42
we haved trained ours to sleep through the nite,, along with the Alpha bitch dog.

Irving
01-05-2011, 20:44
Here is ours.

http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq226/1stuart1/giacat.jpg
http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq226/1stuart1/giacat1.jpg
http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq226/1stuart1/cat.jpg

His name is Snowball.

Troublco
01-05-2011, 20:48
http://i450.photobucket.com/albums/qq226/1stuart1/cat.jpg


That's IT! I can't take it anymore! I have no dignity left! It was bad enough when that small human made me wear this, but then the big one PUTS IT ON THE INTERNET! AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! (Or MEOW! or whatever) Every other cat in the neighborhood is gonna see this by tomorrow night, and they're gonna be right outside the window meowin' trash ALL NIGHT.....Just kill me now!

How the hell do I get outta this place???

[ROFL1]

Mtn.man
01-05-2011, 20:54
Chubs looks just like that only BIGGER.

2ndAmendment
01-05-2011, 21:01
"BUT HONEY!! the little $hit keeps getting into my stuff"

2ndAmendment
01-05-2011, 21:02
"oh Darling!!! He's Just Looking For A Place Of His Own"

2ndAmendment
01-05-2011, 21:03
Screw The Water!!!! Son Go Get The 12 Gauge!!!!!!

2ndAmendment
01-05-2011, 21:05
Come on Nutter spit it out!!!

2ndAmendment
01-05-2011, 21:07
neighbors cats should of learn to shut the @#ck up 2:00 am in the morning outside my window

2ndAmendment
01-05-2011, 21:08
"Sammy, get your a$$ up and go get me a beer WOMEN!!!!!"

gnihcraes
01-05-2011, 21:29
I didn't see anyone dissing the dog thread?

Glad this one was started. Nothing against dogs, just don't want to own one at this point in my life. A friend has a great dog, I'll just keep company with it.

My kitties:
Kendra
http://www.dcandh.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=913&g2_serialNumber=1

Estrella (Stella) (we didn't name her, dumb friends league did)

http://www.dcandh.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=916&g2_serialNumber=1

2ndAmendment
01-05-2011, 21:34
I told those punk cats next time they messed with me they would get it.

2ndAmendment
01-05-2011, 21:35
1st hunting season

2ndAmendment
01-05-2011, 21:37
But Its My Bedroom

BPTactical
01-05-2011, 21:48
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/hockeysew/What_has_been_seen.jpg

sniper7
01-05-2011, 21:59
neighbors cats should of learn to shut the @#ck up 2:00 am in the morning outside my window


that is full of awesome![ROFL1]

sniper7
01-05-2011, 22:02
some of you guys have some pretty fat cats!

I am not a cat guy myself, but i don't mind them. my brother in law has one, but I rarely see it as it is the most scarrrred cat of all time and hides. almost always out of sight.

ghettodub
01-05-2011, 22:07
I love my kittahs. This is Forest

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs1380.snc4/163226_1749814066558_1275044404_1903820_390543_n.j pg

And this one's name changes every few months

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs283.ash1/21035_1329678603434_1275044404_945071_6165390_n.jp g

Past names for the grey one include:
Meow Tse-Tung
Fhqwhgads
Merideth Baxter Birney
The Situation
Scrottie McBoogerballs...

And more. It's about time to rename him, so I'm up for suggestions!

Troublco
01-05-2011, 22:25
It's about time to rename him, so I'm up for suggestions!

I wouldn't have risked this, but you had Meow Tse-Tung on there....

Obameow?

[ROFL1]

Troublco
01-05-2011, 22:27
http://www.dcandh.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=913&g2_serialNumber=1


Nermal's last pose, before Garfield slammed the box shut and mailed him to Abu Dhabi....

cebeu
01-05-2011, 22:28
1. A "cat thread"...wow...can't recall the last time I saw one of these
2. Mtn Man is locked on Post 14, if this was "about pussy" I would feel whole lot better
3. I had a Maine Coon, fucker was rescue, ferral to the nth degree, 18lbs and very cool for ~7 years. Loved it, me, the cat and many leather gloves, a lot of blood and later...attacked a 7-month old baby's head...had to kill it [bad day]
4. Cool pics, nice thread...thanks.

jerrymrc
01-05-2011, 22:30
I have a few along with the dogs.

Troublco
01-05-2011, 22:43
"oh Darling!!! He's Just Looking For A Place Of His Own"

No, it went more like -

"I hope my husband doesn't see us like this...."

Troublco
01-05-2011, 22:46
Followed by -

"I TOLD you to keep your damn paws off my wife!"

sniper7
01-05-2011, 23:48
I love my kittahs. This is Forest



And this one's name changes every few months

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs283.ash1/21035_1329678603434_1275044404_945071_6165390_n.jp g

Past names for the grey one include:
Meow Tse-Tung
Fhqwhgads
Merideth Baxter Birney
The Situation
Scrottie McBoogerballs...

And more. It's about time to rename him, so I'm up for suggestions!

I think for a month you should name him asshole.


"hey asshole"
"come here asshole"
"asshole, you want some food?"
"fucking asshole shit outside his box again"

sorry, I couldn't help it, I would be extremely amused to name a cat asshole!

DFBrews
01-06-2011, 00:30
this is skynard all 18 lbs of him he will sit in boxes and eat his way out making as much noise as catly possible

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5242/5328971351_71cdcdc230.jpg


http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5282/5328979937_e6923a73f1.jpg

ChunkyMonkey
01-06-2011, 01:16
I think for a month you should name his asshole.


"hey asshole"
"come here asshole"
"asshole, you want some food?"
"fucking asshole shit outside his box again"

sorry, I couldn't help it, I would be extremely amused to name a cat asshole!

Whats wrong with Puss...

sniper7
01-06-2011, 01:23
Whats wrong with Puss...

puss works well too!

gnihcraes
01-06-2011, 05:30
3. I had a Maine Coon, fucker was rescue, ferral to the nth degree, 18lbs and very cool for ~7 years. Loved it, me, the cat and many leather gloves, a lot of blood and later...attacked a 7-month old baby's head...had to kill it [bad day]
4. Cool pics, nice thread...thanks.

Yep, our previous cats did the same thing. (too feral) Bit my son when he was 6 months old, ended up taking him to the ER for the bites. PD and Animal control got involved, cats were monitored and eventually released from animal controls hit list. Put on the welding gloves, got a box and donated to dumb friends league. Sad day. 10 years later, picked up these two from DFL, awesome cats.

TriggerHappy
01-06-2011, 05:41
I love our cat, but sometimes I wish he spoke English. Not so he could more clearly tell me what he wants, but so I could more clearly tell him to "Shut the fuck up! It's 3:30am and I don't give a shit what you want right now."

Also, he once lost a fight to a squirrel and sometimes I want to make fun of him about it.

Stuart, you crack me up. Thanks for the chuckle at 0440am.

Graves
01-06-2011, 08:09
I think for a month you should name his asshole.

Why not name the whole cat?

ghettodub
01-06-2011, 09:32
Why not name the whole cat?

[ROFL2]

Lex_Luthor
01-06-2011, 09:48
This is Tom. We had him for about a week. We were having a mouse problem over the summer and my buddy needed to find this little guy and his siblings a good home. We took him in, but my fiance's asthma started acting up. She rarely uses her inhaler, but she was using it more and more. We had to find him another home :(

Geology Rocks
01-06-2011, 10:29
My wife and I have a cat named Valentino after Valentino Rossi. I adopted him before we met and now that we are married..he is ours.In our opinion he is the cutest cat in the world. He gets jealous every time you go to do something that doesn't involve him. lol

came home from work one day and this is how he was...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v462/HpiRally/Sleeping.jpg
Sleeping...again...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v462/HpiRally/Photo04972.jpg
Being jealous of me studying my handbook.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v462/HpiRally/Photo0533.jpg
Being depressed
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v462/HpiRally/SNC10215.jpg
And now actually sitting up looking gooooood.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v462/HpiRally/Bed.jpg

Cats rule, Dogs drool

joe

OneGuy67
01-06-2011, 10:40
http://i828.photobucket.com/albums/zz210/bluebouyz/lickehkittehp1.gif

Geology Rocks
01-06-2011, 10:46
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii276/cct8799/karate.jpg
http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii276/cct8799/funny-pictures-cat-hangs-angel.jpg

joe

funkfool
01-06-2011, 11:41
Kendra
http://www.dcandh.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=913&g2_serialNumber=1


Oh - you have a size 8 cat!

Marlin
01-06-2011, 12:38
Sign of the apocalypse,,


http://oi55.tinypic.com/263ww1u.jpg

sniper7
01-06-2011, 13:21
Why not name the whole cat?


WOW! it is amazing what one wrong letter can do![ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL1]

excellent catch!

I have fixed it now[Tooth]

sniper7
01-06-2011, 13:24
http://funnyanimalpicturez.webs.com/photos/funny-cats-1/funny-cat-being-washed.jpg

sniper7
01-06-2011, 13:25
http://files.sharenator.com/funny_pictures_fat_monorail_cat_Funneh_cat_pics-s296x394-60445-580.jpg

JohnTRourke
01-06-2011, 13:30
super kitty!!

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs791.ash1/168149_1506858876923_1397824056_31137561_3488060_n .jpg

This is George.
George runs the house.
He thinks he's a dog.
he totally owns the Great Dane that we have.

this was actually last night. Apparently that old curiosity thing and kitties and he found himself a bag. he was completely stuck and I about hurt myself laughing so hard. He looked a wee unhappy.

Elhuero
01-06-2011, 15:33
I love kittehz.

ghettodub
01-06-2011, 16:01
This thread is cracking me up. We're a bunch of gun loving animal shootin people, and we're talking about our kitties

funkfool
01-06-2011, 16:12
http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac313/funkfoolery/Kalashnikitty.jpg

Fozzy
http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac313/funkfoolery/fozzy_seatstealer.jpg
I'm a good kitty
http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac313/funkfoolery/fozzy.jpg
http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac313/funkfoolery/younger_fozzy.jpg

Missy
http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac313/funkfoolery/laser_eyes.jpg

Ziggy
http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac313/funkfoolery/vicious_cat.jpg

Ziggy and Millie
http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac313/funkfoolery/MillZig.jpg

Lazy cats!
http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac313/funkfoolery/lazycats.jpg

funkfool
01-06-2011, 16:20
http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac313/funkfoolery/posters/lol_cats/tasered.jpg

http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac313/funkfoolery/posters/lol_cats/cow_poo.jpg

http://i911.photobucket.com/albums/ac313/funkfoolery/posters/lol_cats/panic.jpg

ghettodub
01-06-2011, 16:34
My two favourite LOL cat pictures

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/bring-me-a-tricycle-i-must-get-to-the-circus.jpg

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo265/luvallcristy/Cat-CatDrivingCarTheySeeMeRollin-2.jpg

BigBear
01-06-2011, 16:36
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs120.ash2/39337_1582610968503_1332578915_2639213_461192_n.jp g

When's lunch?

Okay, not a kitteh, but definitely a possum!

funkfool
01-06-2011, 16:57
When's lunch?


"Oh mister Park Ranger sir.... I have been looking for a lost pick-a-nic basket!"

ghettodub
01-06-2011, 17:00
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs120.ash2/39337_1582610968503_1332578915_2639213_461192_n.jp g

When's lunch?

Okay, not a kitteh, but definitely a possum!

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/11/25/128721427320235263.jpg

gnihcraes
01-06-2011, 21:39
Got my new savage edge the other day, feline approved.

http://www.dcandh.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=919&g2_serialNumber=1

BPTactical
01-06-2011, 22:25
Some of theses captions are great[ROFL3]

Thanks-I needed a good laugh after today.

ghettodub
01-07-2011, 09:41
Got my new savage edge the other day, feline approved.

http://www.dcandh.com/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=919&g2_serialNumber=1

My cat loves guns for some reason, and likes to lay on them when I'm cleaning...

opie011
01-07-2011, 14:11
One of three I have. The others aren't photo friendly! This is my fat boy Sam weighing in over 20lbs.
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/photo-40.jpg