Log in

View Full Version : grammer errors



trlcavscout
01-11-2011, 00:01
Ok you grammer police remind me of elitist lefties! There you go [Beer]

theGinsue
01-11-2011, 00:37
You funny!

(no typo above - I wrote's what I wanted to wrote)[Tooth]

Irving
01-11-2011, 00:38
I can't spell myself, but I hire someone who can.

spyder
01-11-2011, 01:03
I was waiting for this thread. It was only a matter of time...

DD977GM2
01-11-2011, 01:08
[rofl1]

patrick0685
01-11-2011, 03:17
i cant spell, dont want to hire someone, so i steal irvings guy.[ROFL1]

thanks[Beer]

steveopia
01-11-2011, 06:16
I was waiting for this thread. It was only a matter of time...

I believe you meant "thyme"? [Tooth]

HBARleatherneck
01-11-2011, 06:33
Ok you grammer police remind me of elitist lefties! There you go [Beer]

anymore out of you, and Im going to shoot a half inch hole in your target.

waxthis
01-11-2011, 06:38
Heck, even ASU has issues with grammar...........................LMAO!!! Picture I took while on a dove hunt with some friends a few years back.
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/IMG_0459.jpg
[Beer]

BigBear
01-11-2011, 09:24
Thread title should be "grammatical errors" and not "grammer errors"... just sayin', lol.

ghettodub
01-11-2011, 09:31
Thread title should be "grammatical errors" and not "grammer errors"... just sayin', lol.

[ROFL2]

I wanted to say that, heh

BPTactical
01-11-2011, 09:35
Thanc Gawd we aint tocking spelin here.

Mtn.man
01-11-2011, 09:42
I kinda thought this was about Kelsey Grammer.

BPTactical
01-11-2011, 09:44
I kinda thought this was about Kelsey Grammer.
Too early to drink Mountain[Coffee]

Mtn.man
01-11-2011, 09:46
Ahh but the sun is up...

ghettodub
01-11-2011, 09:47
Too early to drink Mountain[Coffee]

Obviously said by someone who hasn't tried a shot at 6 in the AM [Coffee]

StagLefty
01-11-2011, 09:51
I take a fence to this !! [Coffee]

BigBear
01-11-2011, 09:53
I take a fence to this !! [Coffee]


Well, better than a shru-berry I guess! NIP!

Mtn.man
01-11-2011, 10:00
My grammer always said what's good for the goose is good, er well it's good.

BPTactical
01-11-2011, 10:09
Obviously said by someone who hasn't tried a shot at 6 in the AM [Coffee]

Only when I was still up from the prior evening[Beer]

StagLefty
01-11-2011, 10:33
My grandma always said what's good for the goose is good, er well it's good.

Phixed it !! [Beer]

Mtn.man
01-11-2011, 10:50
Don't be touching my Junk...

Troublco
01-11-2011, 11:33
I can't spell myself, but I hire someone who can.

Looks like you spelled it just fine....[ROFL1]

TFOGGER
01-11-2011, 11:41
Grammar Nazis are by definition fascists, not socialists....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_REkgXByDyuU/S7OQUFqK7eI/AAAAAAAAGyQ/uKpjRk7rwtM/s1600/grammar_nazi2.jpg

Troublco
01-11-2011, 11:44
Hey, isn't that Ginsue, just to the right of Vader? Thought so.....[ROFL1]

spyder
01-11-2011, 11:58
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h403/asrspyder/untitled.jpghttp://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h403/asrspyder/bmup.jpg

TFOGGER
01-11-2011, 12:02
http://www.newfunnypictures.net/data/media/18/fail_sotp.jpg

funkfool
01-11-2011, 12:24
To really confuse and obfuscate the point... use babelfish to translate your message into Korean - then back to English...



This:


I really believe that we could cut some folks a bit of slack, seeing as how they may not have had the same educational opportunities as those of us who are obviously superior...

Becomes this:


I to them clearly with realness, was superior,…
Believes the map which will not have the educational chance which is identical with the people like salck a little things which method we whom does not know see and the possibility of cutting the few people was

[Muaha]

Troublco
01-11-2011, 12:33
Here it is after translating to Russian and back -

I actually believe that we they could cut off some people of the bits of the slack, seeing as as they they cannot have the same educational capabilities as that of us which are obviously main…

And here's English to Portuguese to French to Greek to English....(Yeah, I'm bored...)

I really consider that we could cut in certain populations a piece of authorisation, I sell as as they cannot it has the same school occasions from those us these that he is évidentement superior…

StagLefty
01-11-2011, 13:22
obfuscate the point


Show off !! [ROFL1]

funkfool
01-11-2011, 15:48
Show off !! [ROFL1]
http://funny.funnyoldplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/show-off-hands.jpg

MrPrena
01-11-2011, 15:52
I can't spell myself, but I hire someone who can.

+1. There are tons of starving Eng Lit graduates.
(no offense to eng lit graduates)

eighty duece
01-11-2011, 16:38
Maybe they should ad spell check? Thats a good liberal way to deal with the problem [ROFL1] or you educate the people in need of edumacating.


But why fix the problem when you can band aide it.

Byte Stryke
01-11-2011, 19:57
Maybe they should ad spell check? Thats a good liberal way to deal with the problem [ROFL1] or you educate the people in need of edumacating.


But why fix the problem when you can band aide it.


Firefox (http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/) kan haz spelcheks
[LOL]

DFBrews
01-11-2011, 20:43
Firefox (http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/) kan haz spelcheks
[LOL]

F7 is a fickle beast to some[LOL]

Ah Pook
01-11-2011, 21:22
F7 is a fickle beast to some[LOL]
The screen toggle button? [Pop]

DFBrews
01-11-2011, 21:43
The screen toggle button? [Pop]

on chrome it is spell check

Edit: it is spell check in microsoft word only. I thought chrome did too, it just does the red line and you right click

Byte Stryke
01-11-2011, 22:13
on chrome it is spell check

Edit: it is spell check in microsoft word only. I thought chrome did too, it just does the red line and you right click

Firefox does the same thing with the squiggly red line.
Right click in the text field, select check spelling.

Irving
01-11-2011, 23:36
No wonder Asian people are always yelling.

sniper7
01-11-2011, 23:49
Ok you grammer police remind me of elitist lefties! There you go [Beer]


grammar is the actual spelling. not grammer.

[Bang]


:)

sniper7
01-11-2011, 23:50
No wonder Asian people are always yelling.

I thought that was a reaction to being short?

Irving
01-11-2011, 23:59
I know a couple Asian guys that are 6'2". 100% too. I think both are Chinese.

sniper7
01-12-2011, 00:00
I know a couple Asian guys that are 6'2". 100% too. I think both are Chinese.

yao Ming!he is only 7'6".[Beer]

DFBrews
01-12-2011, 00:03
I know a couple Asian guys that are 6'2". 100% too. I think both are Chinese.

went to college with a korean dude that was 6'2" 230lbs already did his time in the military etc. you do not want to make a your mom crack to him no such thing as mercy.

Irving
01-12-2011, 00:17
My daughter is my grammatical heir.

BigMat
01-12-2011, 00:25
Heck, even ASU has issues with grammar...........................LMAO!!! Picture I took while on a dove hunt with some friends a few years back.
http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss170/waxthis/IMG_0459.jpg
[Beer]



Grammatical error be damned, you sir, need to fact check!

That is a U of A sign, ASU it is not!

Also, spelling is something our Aggies didn't stress too much...the cows didn't ever care.

Irving
01-12-2011, 00:50
I don't see the grammar error on that sign. Someone help me.

spyder
01-12-2011, 00:59
I don't see the grammar error on that sign. Someone help me.

Tresspassing

denvernative321
01-12-2011, 00:59
OMG you have nothing on this guy.


http://denver.craigslist.org/bar/2155970045.html

spyder
01-12-2011, 01:03
OMG you have nothing on this guy.


http://denver.craigslist.org/bar/2155970045.html


Seems like the guy is a little drunk... Or, better back line... his soon to be x-wife is a little drunk trying to sell his prized pony. [ROFL1]

Irving
01-12-2011, 01:06
That isn't a grammar error. That is a spelling error.

spyder
01-12-2011, 01:09
That isn't a grammar error. That is a spelling error.

Ya, but that is what he meant. Don't get too technical now, you are going to burst a lot of bubbles here.

Irving
01-12-2011, 01:15
I looked at the word, but was too lazy to check and see how many "s's" are in trespassing. Clearly, they were using both written, and illustrated instructions on their sign.

spyder
01-12-2011, 01:25
Ah damn, I think it is a little late for me, I lost you on that last part... Did I miss pictues?

Irving
01-12-2011, 01:59
That 4th "S" was clearly trespassing.

waxthis
01-12-2011, 06:41
Grammatical error be damned, you sir, need to fact check!

That is a U of A sign, ASU it is not!

Also, spelling is something our Aggies didn't stress too much...the cows didn't ever care.


Ahh, now I get it. Thought that part was misspelled also. Thanx for pointing that out......[Tooth]

sniper7
01-12-2011, 11:29
Tresspassing


I caught that only after reading it about 3 times.


they say if the first and last letters of a word are correct and most words in the middle are correct, in some sort of correct sequence that people will read the words without problem and most will not notice the misspellings.

spyder
01-12-2011, 12:17
I caught that only after reading it about 3 times.


they say if the first and last letters of a word are correct and most words in the middle are correct, in some sort of correct sequence that people will read the words without problem and most will not notice the misspellings.


I have heard that exact same thing.

Byte Stryke
01-12-2011, 12:52
I have heard that exact same thing.


"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."

spyder
01-12-2011, 12:53
"Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe."


What the fu*k did he just say? [ROFL1]

BigBear
01-12-2011, 13:17
Edited with corrections because... well, just bcuasee it snduos btteer 2 me.

According to a research (grant) at Cambridge University, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are. The only important thing is that teh first and last letter be (in) the right place. The rest can be a total mess and (one) can still read it without problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but (instead reads) the word as a whole (thought).

BigBear
01-12-2011, 13:18
Edited with corrections because... well, just bcuasee it snduos btteer 2 me.

According to a research (grant) at Cambridge University, it doesn't matter in what order the letters in a word are. The only important thing is that teh first and last letter be (in) the right place. The rest can be a total mess and (one) can still read it without problem. This is because the human mind does not read every letter by itself, but (instead reads) the word as a whole (thought).


I swear if I don't stop doing that.... grrr.... typing too fast again.

spyder
01-12-2011, 13:23
[rofl1] <-- Ah what the hell, where is my guy at? It's not break time damnit!

Byte Stryke
01-12-2011, 13:45
[rofl1] <-- Ah what the hell, where is my guy at? It's not break time damnit!

when your smileys go on strike, it's time to quit posting.

[Eek3]

spyder
01-12-2011, 13:49
when your smileys go on strike, it's time to quit posting.

[Eek3]

Mama didn't raise any quitters! Maybe fools, but no quitters! [Stooge] <-- Hey look, they're back!

Marlin
01-12-2011, 14:18
I'll put it this way, after the better part of the last 28 years as an Army medic and in construction. You guys wouldn't even make it into the quarter finals of the bad spelling and grammar national championships..

sniper7
01-12-2011, 20:44
I'll put it this way, after the better part of the last 28 years as an Army medic and in construction. You guys wouldn't even make it into the quarter finals of the bad spelling and grammar national championships..


are you calling us sofistikated[ROFL1]

Marlin
01-12-2011, 21:49
Yeah, Don't you feel much better about yourself now..




[LOL]

Troublco
01-12-2011, 22:58
I'll put it this way, after the better part of the last 28 years as an Army medic and in construction. You guys wouldn't even make it into the quarter finals of the bad spelling and grammar national championships..

Yeah, no kidding. I used to work with a guy who was so bad, that when I couldn't decipher his chickenscratch and would take it to him, he had no idea. But he didn't need to spell, 'cause he was just a mechanic. (He couldn't figure out why he never advanced, where he'd have had to do PAPERWORK....[ROFL1])

sniper7
01-12-2011, 23:17
Yeah, Don't you feel much better about yourself now..




[LOL]


yes, I think I will pat myself on the back![ROFL1]


I was thinking a mod should fix that Grammar error in the thread title...then I found it a bit ironic that a 2 word thread title about grammar can contain a misspelling and find it humorous![LOL]

sniper7
01-12-2011, 23:18
Yeah, no kidding. I used to work with a guy who was so bad, that when I couldn't decipher his chickenscratch and would take it to him, he had no idea. But he didn't need to spell, 'cause he was just a mechanic. (He couldn't figure out why he never advanced, where he'd have had to do PAPERWORK....[ROFL1])


hey now...mtn man has got a lot better with his spelling on here. don't ruin his progress![ROFL2]

theGinsue
01-13-2011, 00:28
hey now...mtn man has got a lot better with his spelling on here. don't ruin his progress![ROFL2]

Shhhh. If he hears you it could cause irrepairable harm to his self-esteem and we like Mtn Man.

spyder
01-13-2011, 01:38
hey now...mtn man has got a lot better with his spelling on here. don't ruin his progress![ROFL2]

Hey now, you forgot your caps there Mr.!