View Full Version : New years resolution people stay home!
trlcavscout
01-19-2011, 08:26
For all those people that come to the gym the first couple months of every year and tie up all the equipment so I have to wait on your lazy fat ass ugly girlfriend texting cant lift as much as my 9 yr old worthless waste of oxygen ass's, go to the Y or something! I had to wait 20 minutes this morning for some dumb ass who probably weighed 150 but could only bench 90 but he had to do 10 sets of 4 WTF? And between every set he would start texting and smiling and shit? I cant wait till march, by then they have all gone back to just be lazy some where else [Bang]
Their are very few HOT women that go to the gym at 5 AM, a couple, but not many. Like that big sentence dont you [Beer]
I used to put up with that too. They'll fall off after Valentines Day because they'll be in AWESOME shape and ready for summer.[Tooth]
HBARleatherneck
01-19-2011, 08:41
i am too lazy to go to the gym. so out here I just dig trenches, dig holes, throw tons and tons of hay, split cords and cords of wood, clean stalls, pound tposts, string fence, slaughter and butcher cows, etc.
i never see anyone texting around here. so, if you want to workout without the crowds, I could use a "lifting" buddy.
Do you pay better than my current job? I'd sure enjoy doing ranch work more than working in a call center.
HBARleatherneck
01-19-2011, 10:07
im guessing you wont work for room and board in the bunkhouse (barn). so, dont quit your day job.
trlcavscout
01-19-2011, 10:07
i am too lazy to go to the gym. so out here I just dig trenches, dig holes, throw tons and tons of hay, split cords and cords of wood, clean stalls, pound tposts, string fence, slaughter and butcher cows, etc.
i never see anyone texting around here. so, if you want to workout without the crowds, I could use a "lifting" buddy.
Thats how I got my bulged disc that is now keeping from re-enlisting. I use to throw hay all day for $4.25/hr, when minimum wage went to $4.50 I thought I hit the lotto. 60 hours a week at $4.50/hr, I partied like a rockstar on the weekends. I can throw some hay now let me tell ya!
If I didn't have a family to support I might do that for a summer. :)
so out here I just dig trenches, dig holes, throw tons and tons of hay, split cords and cords of wood, clean stalls, pound tposts, string fence, slaughter and butcher cows, etc.
Memories... I miss my summers on the farm with the grandparents... RIP.... Some of the best memories of childhood were out driving that old Ford tractor around and repairing fences from where the cows though the grass was greener on the other side...
Byte Stryke
01-19-2011, 10:32
For all those people that come to the gym the first couple months of every year and tie up all the equipment so I have to wait on your lazy fat ass ugly girlfriend texting cant lift as much as my 9 yr old worthless waste of oxygen ass's, go to the Y or something! I had to wait 20 minutes this morning for some dumb ass who probably weighed 150 but could only bench 90 but he had to do 10 sets of 4 WTF? And between every set he would start texting and smiling and shit? I cant wait till march, by then they have all gone back to just be lazy some where else [Bang]
Their are very few HOT women that go to the gym at 5 AM, a couple, but not many. Like that big sentence dont you [Beer]
So because you are in better shape your money is more important?
Or is it that this person is using his phone between sets?
Perhaps it was that he was enjoying himself?
Just trying to understand the cause of your rant while playing Devil's Advocate.
Now then, to your rant. I give it a solid 4
Not enough misspellings
No F-Bomb (you have to spell it out)
you used far too much punctuation.
[LOL]
trlcavscout
01-19-2011, 10:37
So because you are in better shape your money is more important?
Or is it that this person is using his phone between sets?
Perhaps it was that he was enjoying himself?
Just trying to understand the cause of your rant while playing Devil's Advocate.
Now then, to your rant. I give it a solid 4
Not enough misspellings
No F-Bomb (you have to spell it out)
you used far too much punctuation.
[LOL]
Its more the he was wasteing time, which was waseting my time. Get in, get it done, get out. If you wanna text and play grab ass they have a nice little coffee area to hang out in.
ghettodub
01-19-2011, 10:41
Heh, I'm with you. There's a gym at my work, and I was dreading the new years resolution folks since I'm a regular in the gym. Fortunately, they aren't motivated to work out before work, so I've been lucky
Now then, to your rant. I give it a solid 4
Not enough misspellings
No F-Bomb (you have to spell it out)
you used far too much punctuation.
[LOL]
HAAHA, fantastic. I think we need a rant forum and a standardized grading system/format!
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