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Jumpstart
02-19-2011, 14:16
http://www.fieldandstream.com/blogs/ammunition/2011/02/bloomberg-calls-kitchen-knife-law-reform

StagLefty
02-19-2011, 14:25
I have no idea how to respond [Bang]

DeusExMachina
02-19-2011, 14:29
[ROFL1]

The irony, I sees it.

TFOGGER
02-19-2011, 14:36
What's hilarious is that people are just so used to the crap spewing from his mouth that this doesn't even sound like satire....

Byte Stryke
02-19-2011, 14:45
funniest part is some of the comments.

I Swear people are stupid

Ah Pook
02-19-2011, 14:45
This is a joke...right? [Shy]

Just in case it isn't, I will now begin mass buying of all the most evil kitchen knives. Starting with the 10" choppers and cleavers, because those will be the first to be banned.

Marlin
02-19-2011, 14:47
What's hilarious is that people are just so used to the crap spewing from his mouth that this doesn't even sound like satire....


This pretty much.

The only thing that would have made it better is if, the knife had been covered in, OMG!!!! TRANSFAT!!!!

Jumpstart
02-19-2011, 14:50
Well I'm off to Walmart to buy a couple of sets of kitchen knives just the same. Are any of you all selling any? I don't require a BOS nor do I want one.....

BlasterBob
02-19-2011, 15:18
Time to start buying up all the electric knife sharpeners and whet stones.
Maybe CCW documents will be accepted for knife sales as long as the sales/transfers take place within the State.[LOL]

brokenscout
02-19-2011, 16:11
I can't wait to see his undercover video of guys buying 12in kinves with no background check. When are we going to close the knife show loop hole.I almost got in trouble for straw purchasing a knife one time at band camp.
Is he for real?

2008f450
02-19-2011, 16:15
Glad I have a couple sets of those god awful undetectable ceramic kitchen knife sets stored away. those will be the big seller on the market when all knives are banned. [ROFL1][ROFL1] preban knives[ROFL1][ROFL1]

Byte Stryke
02-19-2011, 16:20
Glad I have a couple sets of those god awful undetectable ceramic kitchen knife sets stored away. those will be the big seller on the market when all knives are banned. [ROFL1][ROFL1] preban knives[ROFL1][ROFL1]


[ROFL1]
Do have any with that shoulder thingy that goes up?
[ROFL1]

2008f450
02-19-2011, 16:24
actually yes but those will be the very expensive ones when the market dries up.[ROFL1] Im also ordering a semi truck load of those super cool aussie shrpeners I saw on t.v. those will sell like 30 rd AR mags did in CA[ROFL1]

StagLefty
02-19-2011, 16:27
Supposed we'll need a tax stamp for the SHK's ? [Coffee]

Monky
02-19-2011, 17:33
Do those pre-ban ceramic knives you have secreted away come with dust covers? [Tooth]

leatherneck448
02-19-2011, 17:56
this has left me utterly speechless..............


someone please tell me this a joke?[ROFL1]

SA Friday
02-19-2011, 18:11
Seriously, I can't tell if this is a joke or the truth. I can actually see this retard saying this, so anyone go the skinny on if this is true?

Monky
02-19-2011, 18:19
I'm going with it's a joke.. A well played one at that.

Byte Stryke
02-19-2011, 18:23
No longer are they called "machetes"


Urban assault Cutlery

https://www.budsgunshop.com/catalog/images/D11/62/62923.jpg

spittoon
02-19-2011, 18:31
what a shit bird east coast liberal ,we will have to get the ninja union involved and make sure all knifes are sold at class 3 stores with back ground checks and for the safety of all no Walmart , flea market, sales [Bang] it has started in dever you can not have a blade over 4" long

BlasterBob
02-19-2011, 18:39
Here's a solid glass knife that I bought back in year 1953 (yeah, most of you guys were not even in diapers yet). Reckon the TSA would be able to locate this one if an attempt was made to pass through one of their scanners??
The value of this old, nicked up knife may just go up drastically.[LOL]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/bobjan/Glassknife.jpg

Byte Stryke
02-19-2011, 19:04
Here's a solid glass knife that I bought back in year 1953 (yeah, most of you guys were not even in diapers yet). Reckon the TSA would be able to locate this one if an attempt was made to pass through one of their scanners??
The value of this old, nicked up knife may just go up drastically.[LOL]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/bobjan/Glassknife.jpg


Thats going to be a Class III item
Like a Silencer


Close the Kitchen Show and Flea-Market loophole Now!

[Eek3]

zteknik
02-19-2011, 19:08
im waiting on the bastid to start on forks!!
or even worse-soup ladels!!!!!
i gotta get the hell outa dis state!!!!

BlasterBob
02-19-2011, 19:30
Thats going to be a Class III item
Like a Silencer


Close the Kitchen Show and Flea-Market loophole Now!

[Eek3]

Guess I'd better start thinking about etching a serial number on this knife.[Coffee]

Ah Pook
02-19-2011, 19:36
I used my Google Fu and saw the exact article on 3-4 different sites. Mostly outdoor. I call BS. http://www.opticstalk.com/smileys/BS%20Flag.gif

Even if it's true, I call BS. [Tooth]

Irving
02-19-2011, 19:44
You can tell it is fake because there is no such thing as kitchen knife lobbiests.

cstone
02-19-2011, 20:18
Can anyone here recommend a cutlerysmith? I was planning on moving back east and I need to have my bayonet lugs removed from my steak knives. I wouldn't want to break any laws.
[Flower]

Troublco
02-19-2011, 20:28
I want some Bloomberg reform....even if this is a joke. Can we put him in a barrel and run him over Niagara falls? That'd probably reform him enough...his form would probably be kinda squishy, but hey, it would work for me.

Beprepared
02-19-2011, 22:50
Didn't the U.K. pass some law regarding glassware in bars? Harder to cut someones throat with a plastic pint glass.