View Full Version : Sherriffs dept is getting ready to raid my neighbors house
trlcavscout
02-20-2011, 14:27
It started with 2 guys talking to him through the door a couple hours ago, now the whole street is lined with undercover cars and guys in full battle rattle. Of course I am home with the kids and no car to go anywhere. Worst part is my son is friends with their kids and my son keeps asking what is going on.
Gcompact30
02-20-2011, 14:37
Never a good thing when the PoPo or AKA 5.O. is outside your door about ready to knock your dam door down
trlcavscout
02-20-2011, 14:38
I cant see his front door from my front porch he sets off to my 3 oclock and my garage sticks out. I am sure he doesnt have any weapons they are dreadlock wearing pot smoking hippies who sit around and play the sitar or what ever that thing is. But I am nervous about that many LEO's with guns, they arent known for muzzle control or marksmanship. At least its sherriffs and not city [ROFL1]
kidicarus13
02-20-2011, 14:42
Sounds like good, quality Sunday entertainment.
DeusExMachina
02-20-2011, 14:49
Tell the kids to play in the basement?
BushMasterBoy
02-20-2011, 14:50
Got any firecrackers?
trlcavscout
02-20-2011, 14:54
They have all their vans set up, ambulance, etc. Maybe he went nuts and is holding his family hostage with a butter knife?
Almost had some side action! Some stupid bitch just drove over a lawn to get to the other neighbors house (who is in and out of jail alot). She then got mouthy and started yelling at the cops, I was hopeing they would beat her down.
Yes I am bored as hell today!
I bet they shoot his dog. . . it seems to be the MO lately with home entries
But I am nervous about that many LEO's with guns, they arent known for muzzle control or marksmanship.
Either are civilians...
Been to a public range lately?
hurley842002
02-20-2011, 14:59
Either are civilians...
Been to a public range lately?
Try to stay away from those public ranges, but yeah I know what you mean.
2008f450
02-20-2011, 15:01
Maybe you will get a county paid for patch and paint of your place if they start shooting[ROFL1] [UZI]
trlcavscout
02-20-2011, 15:01
Either are civilians...
Been to a public range lately?
Only the indoor range when no one else is their. Normally I go to private property out by briggsdale and the only danger out there is Hbarleatherneck and his fitty.
trlcavscout
02-20-2011, 15:19
1) Set up BBQ on front lawn.
2) Buy beer
3) Invite friends
4) Watch the show while shouting drunken commands to the officers, and being an ass in general. Examples "Man that hippy guy he told me last week he went done got himself a bazooka from some black market guy and was planning on blowing up some pigeons or some shit, I can't really understand his hippy speak. hes a crazy guy let me tell you! I was *hick* going to call the cops and tell them he said he had explosives, but I didn't want him to find out it was me cause he'd probably kill my ass! *hick*"
Other examples: HEY (insert neighbors name that cops are surrounding) THE GIRLSCOUTS ARE HERE, BETTER OPEN THE DOOR AND BUY SOME COOKIES. (expect to get tased if you shouting like this)
[ROFL1]
I would but the grill is out of gas and they wont let anyone in or out to even go get it! My wife got home from work and had to park down the street and walk her fat ass to the house, didnt kill her though, I told her so.
trlcavscout
02-20-2011, 15:28
Theirs a guy with a bolt rifle in my back yard and it looks like they are going in. Shows almost over. Just hope his kids arent home!!!
http://dorkshelf.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/abe_simpson.gif
Damn kids, get offa my lawn!
Nice neighborhood. Anything for sale? Sounds like there may be some downward price fluctuation and vacancy potential. Just sayin'
This totally isn't how it's done on TV.. there is never this amount of time. They're DOING IT WRONG!
BushMasterBoy
02-20-2011, 15:44
Maybe hes got a few cases of dynamite in there, sure would make the day more interesting...
[ROFL1]
I would but the grill is out of gas and they wont let anyone in or out to even go get it! My wife got home from work and had to park down the street and walk her fat ass to the house, didnt kill her though, I told her so.
That was a good plan sounds like there may be aother show on the same block after the cops leave[ROFL1]
Gcompact30
02-20-2011, 15:47
Was there any shots fired or what.............[UZI][UZI][UZI][UZI]
trlcavscout
02-20-2011, 15:54
No a deputy just came to the door asking if we had seen the kids lately. They are trying to find out where the family is before going in. He is saying he has them hostage I guess. Of course I have my Glock sitting on my portable reloading bench in the living room [ROFL2]
They better hurry and end this though, I just ran out of Copenhagen [Rant1] But its normally a very quiet neighborhood, even the gang banger next door doesnt get to out of hand. He had a come to jesus meeting with the bad ass across the street a while back.
Batteriesnare
02-20-2011, 15:56
Either are civilians...
Been to a public range lately?
this.
mcantar18c
02-20-2011, 15:57
I got nothing to do today... can I come over and watch the show? I'll stop by Wally World and pick up a log, betchya we can kill it by the time they go through the door [Tooth]
2008f450
02-20-2011, 15:58
just for fun open a window and yell GUN as loud as you can. [ROFL1]
where's this? I could use a local drive
trlcavscout
02-20-2011, 16:18
Just heard the flash bang! [Beer]
2008f450
02-20-2011, 16:19
[UZI]clear left [UZI]clear right[Beer]
even the gang banger next door doesnt get to out of hand. He had a come to jesus meeting with the bad ass across the street a while back.
well, let's hear the story~
Gcompact30
02-20-2011, 16:25
KA BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM[Help][Help][Help]
StagLefty
02-20-2011, 16:27
[Worth]
2008f450
02-20-2011, 16:28
I hope you video taped it.
THe Yetti
02-20-2011, 16:28
This thread needs pictures, or I call BS.
Gcompact30
02-20-2011, 16:35
Hurry before the action is over.... You know the home owner is still sitting on the curb lol..... If the PoPo at your door and raiding your house your probably a drug dealer..... he probably got a medical marijuana card lol.... raid that azz...[Pepsi][Pepsi][Pepsi]hurry pictures and video. I am making the popcorn....[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]
I hope the flash bang was the only loud sound you heard. I hope no one else was home and everyone was able to save their ammunition for the range.
Practice can be fun. The real thing always sucks for someone.
Got any firecrackers?
get a long fuse and lob them over there just as they get ready to enter[LOL]
the real question is: how much do you like or dislike your neighbors?
ChunkyMonkey
02-20-2011, 17:01
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I hope they at least taze the living fuck out of his hippy ass. [cartman] god damn hippes [cartman]
so what's the update! this is some exciting shit!
bet if you wife read what you wrote you might be next in line for the ass beating[ROFL2]
and 2nd on wanting to hear the story about the gang banger.
trlcavscout
02-20-2011, 17:07
http://i1043.photobucket.com/albums/b436/trlcavscout/20110220155555.jpg
This was all I got. The family was not there according to the guy I talked to so that is good! No shooting, they blew the door and that was it.
Where's the "eye report"?
http://i1043.photobucket.com/albums/b436/trlcavscout/20110220155555.jpg
This was all I got. The family was not there according to the guy I talked to so that is good! No shooting, they blew the door and that was it.
Nice welcoming committee...
Oh and dude it's nearly March those Christmas lights gotta come down![LOL]
Gcompact30
02-20-2011, 17:14
Look like they are ready..... good thing for him he wasn't home but I am sure they will find him.......[Driver][PoPo][Driver][PoPo]
Gcompact30
02-20-2011, 17:14
http://i1043.photobucket.com/albums/b436/trlcavscout/20110220155555.jpg
This was all I got. The family was not there according to the guy I talked to so that is good! No shooting, they blew the door and that was it.
StagLefty
02-20-2011, 17:24
WTF They shot the basketball stand ?? [ROFL1]
Colorado Luckydog
02-20-2011, 17:27
WTF They shot the basketball stand ?? [ROFL1]
Looks like they killed the shit out of it! I wonder what caliber they used?[ROFL1]
trlcavscout
02-20-2011, 17:28
Look like they are ready..... good thing for him he wasn't home but I am sure they will find him.......[Driver][PoPo][Driver][PoPo]
He was home but his wife and kids werent.
Gcompact30
02-20-2011, 17:28
Hope it did not get shot up as well.
Gcompact30
02-20-2011, 17:30
What the hell are they carrying at the back of the line guy with the tan pants on.... Is that some kind of shield, if so shouldn't they be at the front. Look like a dam satellite dish lol [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][Weight]
StagLefty
02-20-2011, 17:30
Looks like they killed the shit out of it! I wonder what caliber they used?[ROFL1]
3 point Taser probably [ROFL1]
buffalobo
02-20-2011, 17:30
Got any firecrackers?
ROTFLMAO, funny shit there.
Gcompact30
02-20-2011, 17:31
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][Stooge]
http://i1043.photobucket.com/albums/b436/trlcavscout/20110220155555.jpg
Glad I'm not the only one with the Xmas lights still up. [Coffee] Did they knock down your basketball goal? [Rant1]
trlcavscout
02-20-2011, 18:01
What the hell are they carrying at the back of the line guy with the tan pants on.... Is that some kind of shield, if so shouldn't they be at the front. Look like a dam satellite dish lol [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][Weight]
That's actually one of those window cling hook thingys for hanging x-mas stuff stuck to the window. Light install and take down is the wifes job!
What the hell are they carrying at the back of the line guy with the tan pants on.... Is that some kind of shield, if so shouldn't they be at the front. Look like a dam satellite dish lol [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][Weight]
gotta confiscate what you can in these times[Beer]
3 point Taser probably [ROFL1]
swish![ROFL1]
http://i1043.photobucket.com/albums/b436/trlcavscout/20110220155555.jpg
This was all I got. The family was not there according to the guy I talked to so that is good! No shooting, they blew the door and that was it.
I'm just glad they didn't shoot your soccer ball friend named wilson.
That's actually one of those window cling hook thingys for hanging x-mas stuff stuck to the window. Light install and take down is the wifes job!
holy crap, it really did look like a satellite dish![ROFL3][LOL][LOL][LOL]
Gcompact30
02-20-2011, 18:13
You have Xmas lights, satellite dishes, Mr. Wilson ball, Jeeps, different color swat team pants and all kinds of different shit. ROFLMAO with drink in hand lol. [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]
Glad I'm not the only one with the Xmas lights still up. [Coffee] Did they knock down your basketball goal? [Rant1]
that is funny [ROFL2]
theGinsue
02-20-2011, 19:03
Got any firecrackers?
Oh no you didn't!
Damn, that was so funny I just blurted out a major belly laugh!
Nice!
hurley842002
02-20-2011, 19:06
Oh no you didn't!
Damn, that was so funny I just blurted out a major belly laugh!
Nice!
Gotta love when someone causes you to do an ACTUAL LOL, lol.
Gcompact30
02-20-2011, 19:15
I need another drink after this forum today.... I have laughed so hard my ass is crying. As Don King would say "Only in America" lol...[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]
DSB OUTDOORS
02-20-2011, 20:03
I need another drink after this forum today.... I have laughed so hard my ass is crying. As Don King would say "Only in America" lol...[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]
I hope your ass isn't crying unless you have Depends on! [Beer]
mna i just read this whole thread, i was fighing with the wife but i cant stop laughing now, thanks guys. Now off to buy a burrito from chubbies
mna i just read this whole thread, i was fighing with the wife but i cant stop laughing now, thanks guys. Now off to buy a burrito from chubbies
You plan on using non-lethal on the wife after that fight.. a burrito.. from chubbies.. at this hour? That can't be good.. [Beer]
Gcompact30
02-20-2011, 23:28
It is what it is i lol so hard... bring on the diapers lol
I hope your ass isn't crying unless you have Depends on! [Beer]
You plan on using non-lethal on the wife after that fight.. a burrito.. from chubbies.. at this hour? That can't be good.. [Beer]
DUTCH OVEN!!!!!
GhostRider
02-21-2011, 01:30
Got any firecrackers?
[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1] that would sure liven things up
KevDen2005
02-21-2011, 02:27
Okay, I also want to hear the story about the gang-banger neighbor and the bad ass across the street
mcantar18c
02-21-2011, 03:14
X2 on the wannabe-g
X3. Those kids annoy me!
Ft. Collins "G" vs Compton G. lol
KevDen2005
02-21-2011, 06:35
X3. Those kids annoy me!
Ft. Collins "G" vs Compton G. lol
I thought bangers in FT Collins were on the same level as the bangers in compton. They aren't?[ROFL1]
jreifsch80
02-21-2011, 10:05
you guys crack me up, the crying ass comment made me laugh, it's on par with when my buddy called farting "ass blow"
as far as that sheild thing is that some sort of microphone? or maybe a new workout device.
so did the hippie get roughed up a little?
I thought bangers in FT Collins were on the same level as the bangers in compton. They aren't?[ROFL1]
LOL on a sliding "scum scale" the are pretty much equal... [ROFL2]
Lex_Luthor
02-21-2011, 10:16
I want to hear the gangbanger story too! I'm making popcorn.
KevDen2005
02-21-2011, 10:26
DAMMIT!!!
I want to hear a story!!!
NOW![Rant2]
KevDen2005
02-21-2011, 10:27
LOL on a sliding "scum scale" the are pretty much equal... [ROFL2]
Oh I am sure they are equal in many regards...but I am sure the bangers in FT Collins would crap their pants if they got dropped off in Compton...
2ndChildhood
02-21-2011, 11:04
Nothing about this in today's paper.
What happened?
you guys crack me up, the crying ass comment made me laugh, it's on par with when my buddy called farting "ass blow"
as far as that sheild thing is that some sort of microphone? or maybe a new workout device.
so did the hippie get roughed up a little?
"Shield thing" is a suction cup with hook stuck on the window for hanging Xmas crap on.
trlcavscout
02-21-2011, 17:02
http://www.co.larimer.co.us/sheriff/blotter/20110220.htm
All I can find is "follow up"? For East Locust street. Nothing in the paper.
The "gangster" who is always walking around outside talking on his cell phone about what a bad ass he is was leaning on the hood of the new pickup across the street. The guy that lives their has a CCW and Glock 22, and like 20 years of Kenpo or something like that. He wasnt very happy when he seen the thug leaning on his hood and so commenced about a half hour verbal assault with some shoving and threatening. Of course their were NO witnesses [Dunno] And even after a severe [Poke]he wouldnt do anything!
http://www.co.larimer.co.us/sheriff/blotter/20110220.htm
All I can find is "follow up"? For East Locust street. Nothing in the paper.
The "gangster" who is always walking around outside talking on his cell phone about what a bad ass he is was leaning on the hood of the new pickup across the street. The guy that lives their has a CCW and Glock 22, and like 20 years of Kenpo or something like that. He wasnt very happy when he seen the thug leaning on his hood and so commenced about a half hour verbal assault with some shoving and threatening. Of course their were NO witnesses [Dunno] And even after a severe [Poke]he wouldnt do anything!
I made popcorn.. you couldn't even embellish just a little? You are horrible at telling stories! [Beer]
KevDen2005
02-21-2011, 19:03
I made popcorn.. you couldn't even embellish just a little? You are horrible at telling stories! [Beer]
X2!!!!
I got excited.....work on the delivery a bit....more of a build up would be nice too
[Stooge]
theGinsue
02-21-2011, 20:52
You'z guys are aweful.
Hilarious, but aweful!
jreifsch80
02-21-2011, 20:59
"Shield thing" is a suction cup with hook stuck on the window for hanging Xmas crap on.
i just had a couple minute long laughing fit, i didn't notice that it was said before that that's a suction cup thing so i went back to the picture to look for my self and sure enough it's obvious now but it's pretty funny to me how there is a deputy just in the perfect spot to where it does look like some weird shield. i don't know why but now it makes it even funnier.[ROFL1]
We always called the white gangster wannabes "wiggers"
Most gangsters wannabes are just that..... wannabes. The real gangsters generally try to keep a low profile. There are exceptions though.
X3. Those kids annoy me!
Ft. Collins "G" vs Compton G. lol
They are easy to spot, tho. They are white. [Flower]
If they are black, its either the CSU Football team, CSU Basketball team, or up from Denver visiting some skank. There are maybe 3 or 4 black families in Fort Collins? Maybe another 8 or so which are mixed? We have more twinkies than Wiggers up here I think...
colocowboy01
02-22-2011, 22:42
I bet they shoot his dog. . . it seems to be the MO lately with home entries
You are right they seem to love to shoot dogs lately, must be fun for them. Nothing like high-fivin' your buddy for plugging a schnauzer.
[M2]
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