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Scanker19
02-22-2011, 22:45
It was intense.
sniper7
02-22-2011, 23:06
cool![Swim]
Dr_Fwd
02-22-2011, 23:08
huh?
Scanker19
02-22-2011, 23:18
intense, in-tents.[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]
Irving
02-22-2011, 23:32
Saw it coming from the title. I wish I could have interrupted you with the answer by being the first post in the thread. That would be some serious game.
sniper7
02-22-2011, 23:33
somebody must have a MMj card
TEAMRICO
02-23-2011, 00:54
Jordan, stop drinking so many Zima's on a weekday!

I think a better punch line would have ended with your fist in your own nutz!
Scanker19
02-23-2011, 08:47
Jordan, stop drinking so many Zima's on a weekday!

I think a better punch line would have ended with your fist in your own nutz!

Zima is good, with some jolly ranchers in it yum.

As far as the MMJ card no, that was sober jordan. i wish then my hip wouldn't hurt, or at least I wouldn't care.

He's another I heard last night.

Whats better than roses On your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Mmmmmmmm........ Zima
TEAMRICO
02-23-2011, 10:27
Jolly Ranchers in my Zima?
I gotta try th..........uh oh!

BEER! WHISKEY! Jello Shots!! For me here!!
Manly Man!
Byte Stryke
02-23-2011, 10:50
why the hell do I click shit like this?
[Shake]
Ah Pook
02-23-2011, 11:48
Caught me off guard? Yes.

Funny?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/2467960738_1737279f3e.jpg


I'm a frayed knot.








[Coffee]
StagLefty
02-23-2011, 12:52
why the hell do I click shit like this?
[Shake]

Same reason I did [Coffee]
Scanker19
02-23-2011, 13:34
Caught me off guard? Yes.

Funny?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/2467960738_1737279f3e.jpg


I'm a frayed knot.








[Coffee]

I love it!

Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!!!!

That's cause we cut off your arms!

And you click on it cause:

1 you're bored

and

2. its like a car wreck, there may be some free shit lying on the road.
Irving
02-23-2011, 20:44
Speaking of car wrecks. RIP to that family of five that died over by my house. Very sad.
hip55
02-23-2011, 23:55
A guy goes in to see his Doctor, says,

"Doc, you gotta help me! I'm having this recurring nightmare that is driving me crazy!"

The doctor asks him to tell him about his nightmare.

"Well, I keep seeing these two images over and over again- teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam!"

The Doctor says,

"You're just too tense."

Pa-dump-chih http://deanlm.com/current_projects/index_files/drum.gif
Irving
02-24-2011, 00:34
A guy goes to see the military psychiatrist. The guy is totally naked, but wrapped head to toe in Saran Wrap.

The doctor looks at the guy for about a minute, then says, "...I can clearly see you're nuts."
Byte Stryke
02-24-2011, 11:02
A guy goes to see the military psychiatrist. The guy is totally naked, but wrapped head to toe in Saran Wrap.

The doctor looks at the guy for about a minute, then says, "...I can clearly see you're nuts."


-1 for grammatical comedy error

"...I can clearly see yer nuts."

"Yer" being a slang term meaning BOTH "your" and "You're" interchangeably.
Lex_Luthor
02-24-2011, 11:16
Speaking of car wrecks. RIP to that family of five that died over by my house. Very sad.

Yeah I saw the aftermath/clean-up of that accident, probably 1/2 hour after it happened. All the wreckage was still there. It's by my house too. Prayers sent to their family.
Irving
02-24-2011, 23:52
Byte: I was wondering how I was going to convey that. Yer is a good compromise.



Yeah I saw the aftermath/clean-up of that accident, probably 1/2 hour after it happened. All the wreckage was still there. It's by my house too. Prayers sent to their family.

Yeah, we drove by right as the police were shutting down the streets. We saw an upside down vehicle surrounded by crouching firemen.