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I saw this topic on another board. I had a good turn out and was pretty entertaining. I'll start.
The word "Chillax" and people who use it.
excessive use of LOL in txting and forums really did you LOL?
FireMoth
03-08-2011, 01:03
Caliber arguments. Unless you will let me shoot you with one, i don't want to hear what you think "isn't a man stopper"
Foul smelling third world nasty mother fuckers. Wash your nasty ass before you come into our tiny little shop, you trogs. we can smell you.
Anubis. Keeping me up all night, with his fuckin' nails all on the tile floors, like clakity clakity clakity.. all damned night long.. fuckin' anubis.
Caliber arguments. Unless you will let me shoot you with one, i don't want to hear what you think "isn't a man stopper"
Foul smelling third world nasty mother fuckers. Wash your nasty ass before you come into our tiny little shop, you trogs. we can smell you.
Anubis. Keeping me up all night, with his fuckin' nails all on the tile floors, like clakity clakity clakity.. all damned night long.. fuckin' anubis.
and dogs that dream too. catch the damn rabbit already
Byte Stryke
03-08-2011, 01:48
Foul smelling third world nasty mother fuckers. Wash your nasty ass before you come into our tiny little shop, you trogs. we can smell you.
wow, REALLY?
and dogs that dream too. catch the damn rabbit already
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqrhZW9xIrY&sns=em
WTF is chillax?
Chill+Relax.
There is nothing cool about redundancy.
ChunkyMonkey
03-08-2011, 02:33
Chill+Relax.
There is nothing cool about redundancy.
Thats not so bad... i thought it'd be something like... My wife said chillax you vely much. Do you swing?
Maybe you'll have to hear it in person, when someone says it with a straight face to an angry person to try and calm them down. Telling me to "chillax" when I'm already angry is a great way to push me into the red.
argonstrom
03-08-2011, 03:17
wow, REALLY?
No kidding.
Are you okay?
FireMoth
03-08-2011, 03:30
Seriously, its a little shop. And we have had a few 'not so fresh' smelling folks come by, and stay a good while.
Certainly, said people are even less welcome in restaurants, or elevators.
I'm trying to help. no one else is saying it, but i'm not the only one noticing.
Gun grabbers. I hate those people that talk to me about guns like they know more about AK's and AR's then I do. They don't even know what bullet they shoot half the time.
mcantar18c
03-08-2011, 04:36
"Cute" words like Confuzzled (chillax falls into this category). Just makes me want to smack you on the back of the head really hard, and most of the time its a minor or a female saying it so I can't and that just makes me more pissed.
Conversations over phone/text that go like this:
Them: "Hey"
Me: "What's up"
Them: "Not much lets go out tonight"
Me: "Ok what do you have in mind"
Them "I dunno, just wanna hang out"
^^^This happens daily. Don't fucking invite me out somewhere and then not have anything planned. If I wanted to go out and do something with you, I'd have gotten in touch with you.
On the same note, people that talk too much on the phone. If I call you, its because I have something specific I want to address, not because I want to know what you had for breakfast, so don't get pissed when I "have to go" midway through you telling how good your bacon was this morning.
Liberals.
The gas station by my house. A) they don't sell diesel, and B) the new girl, while borderline cute, still ID's me for Copenhagen every goddamn time.... it was fine at first but its been 2 freakin months already and I don't even look that young.
Everybody I know that seems to think I'm their personal mechanic or moving service (I'm ok with that), and think that because they have some kind of relationship with me that my time, sweat, fuel, etc. comes free (not ok with that part).
And +1 on all of this, except my dog thing is when he dreams while I'm trying to sleep (he sleeps on my bed with me):
Caliber arguments. Unless you will let me shoot you with one, i don't want to hear what you think "isn't a man stopper"
Foul smelling third world nasty mother fuckers. Wash your nasty ass before you come into our tiny little shop, you trogs. we can smell you.
Anubis. Keeping me up all night, with his fuckin' nails all on the tile floors, like clakity clakity clakity.. all damned night long.. fuckin' anubis.
Mick-Boy
03-08-2011, 04:45
People with bad manners. - It's not that hard to say thank you or excuse me.
People with poor situational awareness. - If you decide to text and walk and then run into other people its your fault not theirs.
People who fit into either of the above two groups and operate a vehicle.
People who have emotional outbursts(frustraited, angry, whatever) with a gun in their hands. - This is one that causes me to go high order with little or no warning. I get pissed sometimes too. But if you want to kick your rangebag and piss and moan about how you can't believe you missed that last shot your weapon better not be in your hands. If it is you and I are going to have a full blown come to Jesus meeting on the spot.
I hate it when two dip****s stay neck & neck at a steady 5mph below the posted speed limit on a two lane road. Pop in some Dennis Leary and you'll get a better idea of the s*** I hate.
JohnTRourke
03-08-2011, 06:36
weather forecasters
does this look like 4 to 8 inches of snow?????
fucking bare dry dirt
idiots
Scanker19
03-08-2011, 07:10
Army wifes and their stupid ways of letting us know, bumper stickers, uniform purses.
Open cabinets.
Cats.
The word "tween"
People that type whole sentences in lowercase and will never use a single comma or any other sort of punctuation even though they are trying to convey several thoughts usually for something that could possible be a deal fora few hundred dollars and then expect you to try understanding what they take bout in the hole post with no clue what them r tryin to say.
Girl scouts. Just let me leave, if I wanted cookies I'd walk up and buy them. Thank you target.
People who take gun show too literally. I want to buy it.
People who include me in the Hispanic vote.
I'll think of more later. +3 on all stated before. Especially the caliber one, no one likes to leak.
clublights
03-08-2011, 07:29
I'm in the mood to go off so this list might get long..........
People who think Marijuana is a cologne .... it's not you fucking stink.
People that think it's ok to whip out a weed pipe/joint and smoke it anywhere just cuz they have a med card, like at the bar. It's not ok, and your not making my bar any money so get the fuck out you hippy douche bag. ( these are also normally the same people who stink from above).
People who think Marijuana is "better" then alcohol. It's not they are both drugs just that alcohol is still legal thank you very much. therefore it's NOT ok to drive stoned, or take care of your kids, or toke at break on work. often these same people would tell someone they had a "problem" if they drank a beer every break at work or were drunk while taking care of their kids. But somehow it's ok to be stoned. I know for a personal fact that if your stoned you can't take care of your kids proper when stoned.... I was one of those kids.
Having to repeat myself, if you weren't listening the first time why should I waste my time telling you a second time.
Rude people. hell the whole fact that society as a whole has gotten so rude.
The fact that since I'm not rude and do things like say excuse me, or thank a waiter/waitress EVERYTIME they bring something to the table or refill my soda or water and this gets pointed out by others "Wow your so polite" WTF? everyone should be like this.
People who write on the internet or in text things like 2(to) or RU(are you) or TyPe LiKe DiS. if I have a girl text me with that crap too much .. I'll stop talking to her.. no matter how nice her rack is.
People who shove their car in front of you with inches to spare on the front and rear bumpers..... then start to slam on their brakes to leave a 3 car length gap in front of them... if their was not enough space in the first place WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CUT ME OFF????
People doing 45 in the left lane when the speed limit is 65... on clear dry roads in the middle of the day.......... GET THE FUCK OVER!!!!
Grown Adults acting like 5 year olds.
Guys who think it's ok to hit a woman. do this in front of me.. and find out what it's like to be the woman.. ( I tend to be much larger then most people at 6'3" 320lbs) They think it's ok to smack around someone smaller.. I let em find out what it is like to be the smaller one.
Well I feel a bit better.... tho I'm sure I could think of a few more if I let my self think some more LOL
EDIT TO ADD.
People who call Bush Jr or Sarah Palin "Dumb" they have both won more elections then they lost, they have been, respectively, the Governors of the 2nd largest and the largest state in the union ( by land mass at least)............ When's the last election you won? and what do you do for a job?
( I'm not saying you have to be a genius to be a politician, but the way some people talk you would think that if you combined Bush Jr's and Palin's IQ's you'd still be in single digits.... and frankly they are both a bit smarter then that... I'm not much of a "fan" of Palin.. but come on she is not a dumb rock. I'm just tired of the bashing by folks who probably work at McD's)
ghettodub
03-08-2011, 09:30
excessive use of LOL in txting and forums really did you LOL?
Any time when people use those abbreviations while speaking makes me want to punch them in the junk. Don't say the word "lolz"... Don't type it either. Just get rid of it.
Watching the death of the english language makes me sad, and when people can't speak or write properly drives me crazy...
One thing that drives me insane to the exclusion of everything else these days: Justin Bieber. Enough already! I have no idea what his music is like or what he is about - all I know is that he looks like he is 12 years old and there are 30+ year old women falling all over him. That's just sick. He's like a frickin boy band without the band!
Just a bit below this, calling a magazine a clip. Thanks Hollywood :).
Also, adding an un-needed 'S' to words like "I needs this" or "Justin Beiber gots himself a new gun and boughts hisself a bunch of clips". This seems to be this ebonics trend (another pet peeve) that people do this crap to sound hip and cool - news flash dummy, you sound like an uneducated moron!
Drivers in general. I think I'm cursed because I'm bound to get behind the oldest, the slowest, the dumbest and the least likely to be an American!
FireMoth
03-08-2011, 09:40
...And +1 on all of this, except my dog thing is when he dreams while I'm trying to sleep (he sleeps on my bed with me):
I don't have a dog. I was talkin' about Fuckin' Anubis.... clakkity clakkity clakkity... every damn night....
WillysWagon
03-08-2011, 09:42
Braking hard when you go down an icy hill and there's NOBODY else around.
Just coast down the hill man!!!!!!!!!!!
People who think Marijuana is "better" then alcohol
I remember going out to smoke a cigarette at a guys party a few years back and my friend came out and told me how the uneducated are smokers and its disgusting and low-class, then proceeded to fire up a bowl. Seriously? No, really, SERIOUSLY? This is the same bunch of idiots that think that MJ is safer and a better alternative to cigarettes (this same guy claims to be allergic to cigarettes, but not pot). Arghhhh.
ghettodub
03-08-2011, 09:48
I remember going out to smoke a cigarette at a guys party a few years back and my friend came out and told me how the uneducated are smokers and its disgusting and low-class, then proceeded to fire up a bowl. Seriously? No, really, SERIOUSLY? This is the same bunch of idiots that think that MJ is safer and a better alternative to cigarettes (this same guy claims to be allergic to cigarettes, but not pot). Arghhhh.
that silly when people think it's better for you than cigarettes, but it comes with a hell of a lot less health problems than booze... So, Club, I'm happy to oblige in one of your pet peeves [Coffee]
Anything with "GLBT or LGBT" attached to it. Fuck...shut the hell up already...you are just as unimportant as the rest of us.
mcantar18c
03-08-2011, 10:10
People who don't respect big trucks, be them Peterbilts or lifted diesel pickups like mine. I'm not the "I'm bigger than you I have the right of way" type, I'm talking about people that cut in front of a big truck coming up on a red light or in tight traffic and don't understand that my rig weighs 4 times what their Honda does and needs quite a bit more length to stop, then get pissed when my grill ends up 4" from their back glass after laying on my brakes.
Fat chicks that think they can dress like hot chicks. I don't want to see your cottage cheese thighs, and I don't think anybody else in the place does either.
Fake people. Like the ones that dress "western" to go to the Grizzly Rose (where I'm at a few times a week)... if you have to dress differently than you normally do fit in somewhere, you don't belong there and we don't want to see you there.
Stupid people.
Cops that know less about gun laws than I do. I don't claim to know everything, and I'm sure I still have plenty to learn, but when you pull me over just to question me about the rifle in the gun rack in my truck on the way to my shooting spot, driving in an area I know I can have it, and I have to pull up the CSP page on my phone so YOU can learn your laws, that just pisses me off.
People that think cops are evil.
People that don't clean up their brass after shooting outdoors.
People that say "acrost" and "idear."
More to come I'm sure....
People that ask me for professional, mechanical advice on a car or bike (I used to be an ASE Master tech before opening the motorcycle shop), and then proceed to a) disagree with my advice, even though they have no clue what they're talking about, because the interwebz said something different, and b) ask the same question in a different way, hoping to get a different answer.
This is especially annoying when said idiot is on the phone, not remotely interested in spending any money (with me or anyone else), and generally has a foreign accent that is 1% short of being entirely unintelligible. They will invariably waste as much of my time as humanly possible, and fail to comprehend the phrase "I need to answer that other phone line, can you hold for a moment?". [Bang] Then, if it's a bike question, they'll proceed to tell me why XYZcycle.com has the same item 29 cents cheaper, so they'll get it there (even though it's the WRONG fucking item for their application), and how much would it be for me to install it? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGH....
I feel better now....[Beer][LOL]
clublights
03-08-2011, 10:20
that silly when people think it's better for you than cigarettes, but it comes with a hell of a lot less health problems than booze... So, Club, I'm happy to oblige in one of your pet peeves [Coffee]
not to derail the thread............ but I will anyways LOL ...
I'll agree with you to the extent that MJ at least has SOME medical benefit.
(tho I whole heartedly believe that 95%+ of Med cards are utter bullshit, Just an excuse for folks to buy weed and not get arrested.)
Let's not forget 60-70( 40's thru early 50's) years ago Docs said smoking cigs was good for you. I think with long term studies, in 20+ years (that will only come with a relaxation of federal laws) that smoking the ganja will be seen as not so good for you also.
2008f450
03-08-2011, 10:24
People that criticize others because they didnt serve. Not everyone is meant to serve in the armed forces. Some have situations that dont allow them to.
People that give me crap about my cigars. I smoke them on rare occasions and never around anyone that doesnt smoke.
People that think whatever they prefer in firearms is IT and nothing else is equal or even close. Not everyone wants or needs a "Super duper heat seeker nuclear powered pistol" some people are happy with what they have.
"Tactical" Just because its black doesnt make it tactical. If thats the case my little ones diaper bag is "tactical" .
More to come as I wake up more
People that don't clean up their brass after shooting outdoors.
Let me add to this the people who THINK they are cleaning up their shotgun hulls but leave all the wads sitting around! There's two parts people!
Byte Stryke
03-08-2011, 10:27
The gas station by my house. A) they don't sell diesel, and B) the new girl, while borderline cute, still ID's me for Copenhagen every goddamn time.... it was fine at first but its been 2 freakin months already and I don't even look that young.
you do know its the law, right?
Maybe you look like a Cop or a BATFE Enforcement officer.
2008f450
03-08-2011, 10:35
Politicians. Do I really have to explain?
Family and friends always assuming I have nothing better to do than move them because I have a truck.
"reality tv shows" I see stupidity on a daily basis.Do I really need to see it on my T.V. too?
Political correctness. Why is there a Black awarness club, Jewish awarness club, Irish awarness club? Why not a Proud to be American club?
mcantar18c
03-08-2011, 10:47
you do know its the law, right?
Maybe you look like a Cop or a BATFE Enforcement officer.
Yeah yeah I know. But all the other people there grab a can or two when they see me pull up and we bullshit for a little bit if it ain't busy. Its just annoying that she has to look at my ID every time, and its not just a glance cause she has to she full on reads and checks it.
And I don't think I look like a LEO.... a little scruffy, muddy boots, cowboy hat, belt buckle.....
trlcavscout
03-08-2011, 10:48
Caliber arguments. Unless you will let me shoot you with one, i don't want to hear what you think "isn't a man stopper"
Foul smelling third world nasty mother fuckers. Wash your nasty ass before you come into our tiny little shop, you trogs. we can smell you.
Anubis. Keeping me up all night, with his fuckin' nails all on the tile floors, like clakity clakity clakity.. all damned night long.. fuckin' anubis.
Yep, nasty MF's I have to deal with them daily and I have to be nice because even though my company cant understand the smelly pieces of shit they are valued higher then me. One of these days.
My biggest pet peeve is driving habits. The dumb cocksuckers that will pass you only to then imediatley slow down to turn causing you to slow down. Dont for one second in you tiny little piss ant brain think that I will slow the big white van down for your dumb ass I will run you over with a smile on my face, it aint my van! Or the stupid old man that pulled out in front of me on the interstate a couple weeks ago and almost got ran over then later on down the road he pulls up beside my swirving all over shakeing his phone at me like its my fault he is so fucking stupid, but by god as soon as I flip him the bird he calls the "hows my driving" number. That little fucktard, next time he pulls in front of me doing 60 on the interstate I will plow his dumb ass right to lucifers front door you stupid old moldy POS [Beer] I hope he had a hear attack and died after getting all worked up.
trlcavscout
03-08-2011, 10:51
Politicians. Do I really have to explain?
Family and friends always assuming I have nothing better to do than move them because I have a truck.
"reality tv shows" I see stupidity on a daily basis.Do I really need to see it on my T.V. too?
Political correctness. Why is there a Black awarness club, Jewish awarness club, Irish awarness club? Why not a Proud to be American club?
Dont get me started, If I win the powerball their will be a "CRACKER COLLEGE FUND"! And I will bury all who challenege.
Byte Stryke
03-08-2011, 10:58
Foul smelling third world nasty mother fuckers. Wash your nasty ass before you come into our tiny little shop, you trogs. we can smell you.
Yep, nasty MF's I have to deal with them daily and I have to be nice because even though my company cant understand the smelly pieces of shit they are valued higher then me. One of these days.
Well, I will Certainly keep myself and my "Third-World" Family away from you and your shop. I know we smell like fish and rice sometimes, My Apologies.
I Would suggest that if you do not like people and their diversity, you find a different career path as you are setting yourself up for a great bit of grief.
Lex_Luthor
03-08-2011, 10:58
I hate fashion trends. Guys dressing like girls these days. Pants so low their pecker sticks out. And the combination of the two. Boys in girl pants: their chicken legs are skinny enough to fit in there, but their ass is too big for that girls size 0 jeans so they wear it below their dingaling. How can you expect to run, jump, etc if you need to? I feel like sweeping you and breaking your little chicken leg.
Hipsters. Those faggot ass snobs who ride thier bicycles everywhere and act like they're hot shit b/c they drink PBR and have dirty hair.
Inefficiency. If there's an easier and just as effective way for me to execute (______) then damnit, let me do it that way. Not your stupid ritual for getting a job done.
People who are unconsciencious (sp?) of others' time. If it's 11:00pm and I have to wake up at 6 for work, then stop talking and let me go the F home. I still have to eat dinner, shower and get to bed and you're not helping.
StagLefty
03-08-2011, 11:00
Since I don't have a defibrillator in the house I'm not going to get started [Coffee]
2008f450
03-08-2011, 11:04
Charlie Sheen. Just OD and die already.
The media for covering the asshole listed above.
trlcavscout
03-08-2011, 11:13
Charlie Sheen. Just OD and die already.
The media for covering the asshole listed above.
No because it will be like when the princess died, we will have nothing on tv but his BS funeral, you know hes a liberal god right?
Another rant: Whats with people giving a shit about the queens/princes/etc of other countries like they are the almighty? Maybe they should move their to be ruled by them. Half my family is Irish the other half German so I gives a shit about prince charles and whats her name.
mcantar18c
03-08-2011, 11:17
Hipsters. Those faggot ass snobs who ride thier bicycles everywhere and act like they're hot shit b/c they drink PBR and have dirty hair.
Cyclists. My dad is one of em. You know those douches with the spandex shorts that ride their bicycles down the road.... yes the ROAD. I always want to honk at em when I get trapped behind em, but I'm always afraid that my loud ass horn will scare them and they'll fall over and I'll run em over.
Well, I will Certainly keep myself and my "Third-World" Family away from you and your shop. I know we smell like fish and rice sometimes, My Apologies.
I Would suggest that if you do not like people and their diversity, you find a different career path as you are setting yourself up for a great bit of grief.
I don't think anybody was including you in that group but since you did....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kvcbbZc2nk&feature=player_embedded
"I watched 'em shut the factories down
Then the foreigners flood into town
They take what's left for half the pay
We can't stand by and just let it fade away
That good ole American way
...
Don't tell me there ain't somethin' wrong
Somebody's gotta sing this song"
I hate it when two dip****s stay neck & neck at a steady 5mph below the posted speed limit on a two lane road. Pop in some Dennis Leary and you'll get a better idea of the s*** I hate.
Mexican god damn road blocks... Happens here all the time. Always wanted to install a paintball gun in my car's grill for reasons like this.
Fat chicks that think they can dress like hot chicks. I don't want to see your cottage cheese thighs, and I don't think anybody else in the place does either.
Stupid people.
People that think cops are evil.
People that don't clean up their brass after shooting outdoors.
Cottage cheese is disgusting. If you think cops are evil, you are probably in the other catagory listed, "stupid". I Also agree about all of the casings everywhere. Don't be lazy, clean your shit up, if it is really that hard for you to do, take a magnetic floor cleaner.
My biggest pet peeve is driving habits. The dumb cocksuckers that will pass you only to then imediatley slow down to turn causing you to slow down.
The part that really pisses me off about people pulling out in front of you is when they gun it to get into traffic just to drive slower as you stated, but when you look in your mirror, there is no one behind you. They HAD to get in front of you even though they could have easily pulled in behind you.
Byte Stryke
03-08-2011, 11:24
I don't think anybody was including you in that group but since you did....
So because this "trog" married someone from a third world country I'm not welcome...
you do realise trog is as offensive as ****** or Spic or Kike.
I had no idea that this was such a Racist bunch.
FireMoth
03-08-2011, 11:24
Well, I will Certainly keep myself and my "Third-World" Family away from you and your shop. I know we smell like fish and rice sometimes, My Apologies.
I Would suggest that if you do not like people and their diversity, you find a different career path as you are setting yourself up for a great bit of grief.
Seriously? You felt talked to? Well, i cant help that. Though you might want to talk to someone about how you self identify.
I said "third world nasty" You do live in Colorado, right? I mean, commerce city is sketchy, but its not exactly a third world country.
And just where in your racist little mind did you decide that where ever you are from is the entire 'third world'?
So, a fictional creature from D&D is now a racist term. Cool.
Next i can get lit up by the Irish for use of the term banshee, because i spell it without a 'd', and don't respect its historical significance to the Irish nobility because i use it to refer to Bjork.
I don't of course actually care if a fisherman smells a bit like the sea, or a mechanic smells like gas, or a stripper smells like cheap vanilla body spray.
But shower, and use deodorant, for fucks sake. Ass sweat is ass sweat. If that happens to be a personal problem for you, sorry, but this then does apply.
New pet peeve: The bitch with issues. If you felt spoken to, I cant help that you think you suck. Shut up.
Byte Stryke
03-08-2011, 11:30
Seriously? You felt talked to? I said "third world nasty" You do live in Colorado, right? I mean, commerce city is sketchy, but its not exactly a third world country.
And just where in your racist little mind did you decide that where ever you are from is the entire 'third world'?
Well, i cant help that. Though you might want to talk to someone about how you self identify.
I don't of course actually care if a fisherman smells a bit like the sea, or a mechanic smells like gas, or a stripper smells like cheap vanilla body spray.
But shower, and use deodorant, for fucks sake. Ass sweat is ass sweat. If that happens to be a personal problem for you, sorry, but this then does apply.
New pet peeve: The bitch with issues. If you felt spoken to, I cant help that you think you suck. Shut up.
No, you used the racial term Trog... and considering my Tribal Affiliations, yes, this included me.
mcantar18c
03-08-2011, 11:31
So because this "trog" married someone from a third world country I'm not welcome...
you do realise trog is as offense as ****** or Spic or Kike.
I had no idea that this was such a Racist bunch.
I don't like ******s or spicks either.
I see ******s as those guys with pants halfway down their ass and a dirty-ass wifebeater that walk with that limp thing that they do and think they're the shit. I have no problem with black people in general, if you're dressed and act decently like anybody else then I don't give a damn what color your skin is.
I don't like white trash either, they fall into the same category for me.
How am I a racist?
I see this thread turning south because somebody got their panties in a bunch when they had no business with it.
Limited GM
03-08-2011, 11:32
^^^^^ Good Post! [Beer]
Byte Stryke
03-08-2011, 11:34
I don't like ******s or spicks either.
I see ******s as those guys with pants halfway down their ass and a dirty-ass wifebeater that walk with that limp thing that they do and think they're the shit. I have no problem with black people in general, if you're dressed and act decently like anybody else then I don't give a damn what color your skin is.
I don't like white trash either, they fall into the same category for me.
How am I a racist?
I see this thread turning south because somebody got their panties in a bunch when they had no business with it.
yup
Sorry
go on.
Limited GM
03-08-2011, 11:36
I don't like ******s or spicks either.
I see ******s as those guys with pants halfway down their ass and a dirty-ass wifebeater that walk with that limp thing that they do and think they're the shit. I have no problem with black people in general, if you're dressed and act decently like anybody else then I don't give a damn what color your skin is.
I don't like white trash either, they fall into the same category for me.
How am I a racist?
I see this thread turning south because somebody got their panties in a bunch when they had no business with it.
Need to hear Chris Rocks spill on why blacks hate niggas. He nails it.
FireMoth
03-08-2011, 11:38
Well, glad we found your alarm button.
Byte Stryke
03-08-2011, 11:40
Well, glad we found your alarm button.
Its Mutual
;)
Minority anything...
There are so many entitlement programs in this country now that it is becoming harder and harder for anyone to succeed in business if they are not a minority or female.
Seamonkey
03-08-2011, 11:55
Need to hear Chris Rocks spill on why blacks hate niggas. He nails it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzFTLKWvfE0&playnext=1&list=PL9B121FC0DD870AE5
[Eek1]
ChunkyMonkey
03-08-2011, 11:56
Reading this thread stresses me out. Life sucks... I ll go sit in the closet now.
mcantar18c
03-08-2011, 12:00
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzFTLKWvfE0&playnext=1&list=PL9B121FC0DD870AE5
[Eek1]
[ROFL2][ROFL3]
That was great
bobbyfairbanks
03-08-2011, 12:03
I don't have a dog. I was talkin' about Fuckin' Anubis.... clakkity clakkity clakkity... every damn night....
What is Anubis?
FireMoth
03-08-2011, 12:07
What is Anubis?
Fuckin' Anubis!
http://aeglaeca.org/wp-content/themes/egypt_wp/images/Anubis
Of course now i am being insensitive to the Lycopolis. I apologize ahead of time to the Egyptian death worshipers that feel marginalized by my insensitive comments.
Reading this thread stresses me out. Life sucks... I ll go sit in the closet now.
Well, when you come out of the closet, just leave your rainbow jacket in there if you don't mind! [ROFL1]
I have nothing against homosexual people, but I am irritated with the flamers of the group. Drop the fucking fake lisp, control your damn wrist, and act normal.
I will agree with the ******, spick, wop, trailer trash, and so on also.
People who think that because I own a few guns, my IQ must be lower than theirs (went through a lot of that in school).
People who come to a complete stop to turn right.
99% of the people who post and reply to posts on craigslist.
Unsolicited help, advice, and opinions at the range.
They're probably enough people on my peeve list to fill the library of congress but I'm pretty calm this morning [Beer]
FireMoth
03-08-2011, 12:17
OH! OH! Some one said WOP! I get to get all angry now!
Damn you, you harsh bastard! I am taking my copy of Led Zeppelin 3, my track suit, and my gold chains, getting into my IROC Z, and going home!
bobbyfairbanks
03-08-2011, 12:17
People that can't understand
slower traffic keep right sign
You wont have to get mad at me tail gating you , if you just move over like the law tells you to.
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Having to fuckin press #1 for english dammit! If I don't press #1 will it automatically go to spanish? Fuck that!
Assholes who make a right turn into my lane causing me to brake hard when there is a mile of open lane right behind me. Fuck them too!
I hate it when people of minority (ANY MINORITY) use it as leverage. Example,a few years back made a traffic stop and learned that the owner of the vehicle had outstanding federal warrants. We then proceeded with a felony stop with 4 cars, got the driver out with rifles at low ready. Then BOOM out comes the girlfriend "You're just doing this because he's black! You racist pigs......" She wouldn't shut the f*ck up. You got pulled over because your boyfriend screwed up and got his ass hauled off because he is a felon not because the color of his skin.
I also cant stand it when people fulfill stereotypes get pissed when they are treated accordingly.
bobbyfairbanks
03-08-2011, 12:24
Cops that only sit around and give tickets. How about doing something a little more important then revenue chasing.
OH! OH! Some one said WOP! I get to get all angry now!
Damn you, you harsh bastard! I am taking my copy of Led Zeppelin 3, my track suit, and my gold chains, getting into my IROC Z, and going home!
[ROFL1]
Not everyone wants or needs a "Super duper heat seeker nuclear powered pistol" some people are happy with what they have.
Thats what my safe needs, know where I could pick up one?
I forgot to mention wiggers. I think they are the worst.
DeusExMachina
03-08-2011, 12:36
Seriously, its a little shop. And we have had a few 'not so fresh' smelling folks come by, and stay a good while.
Certainly, said people are even less welcome in restaurants, or elevators.
I'm trying to help. no one else is saying it, but i'm not the only one noticing.
You can tell me. i can take it. :(
2008f450
03-08-2011, 12:41
Thats what my safe needs, know where I could pick up one?
I might be putting one up for sale later. I have 3 [ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
Watermagnet
03-08-2011, 12:42
The hypocritical, liberal (synonymous, I know) media dick-heads that made a bigger deal out of George W's military records than the fact the current president STILL won't show his f&*%ing birth certificate...Let alone the taxpayer's money he has spent avoiding having to do so. [Rant1]
I might be putting one up for sale later. I have 3 [ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
Sweet make sure it has one of those 30 round clips with it...
Byte Stryke
03-08-2011, 12:46
People who don't realize their response to fabricated outrage has been measured as to their character.
Seriously, when have I ever given up this quickly?
While we are at it, how self important do you really have to be to get on the internet and cry about things that piss you off? Do something about it and/or get over it already.
[ROFL1]
See you guys tomorrow
funkfool
03-08-2011, 12:52
http://www.thebookladysblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/peeves.gif
And no-one has mentioned.... ?
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SAroPz6Dimg/TJafMDo6PyI/AAAAAAAAAKc/klqzohSbJLs/s1600/tp.jpg
bobbyfairbanks
03-08-2011, 12:54
I installed a cabinet over my toilet that will hold a crap load of paper.
Peev nipped in but
yes I like my puns[ROFL3]
Some of my pet peeves are;
People (just in general)
People that stop in a Continuous Rght Lane, ok asshat move the f*** a long you have 100 ft before you have to merge.
People that will wait through a light to take a right turn!! (unless posted otherwise) GO!!!!!!
Going into a place and holding a door for someone and they act like you were suppose to do that, ohh no no don't thank me you piece of shit.
People that eat like slob's, shut your mouth and quite yacking like a freakin cow.
Poeple that don't disipline thier children...Oh thanks thats what I really want is to pay more taxes for another future inmate, because you didn't want to get off your ass and be a parent.
Athest, I dont care what you believe just dont say I've been slamming you with my belief system when I have never talked to you about it, nor try to make yourself feel superior to me because you choose not to have the same beliefs I do.
A few more...
Getting hit in the nuts
Government employes (I'm a contractor), They walk around all day here like mindless robots, and most of them don't even deserve or qualify for the jobs they have.
Long walks on the beach...F that give me a YZF450 with a paddle tire.
When I'm wrong and get called on it (ohh I hate that one).
CL sellers that think I want to buy their 8 year old crap for new prices.
Lazy people...Ones that know they have to do work but work harder at avioding doing actual work.
NOT WINNING POWERBALL!!!!!
I hate farking PET PEEVE THREADS!!! [Rant1] :D
That said, some people on this board have some real anger issues.
Caliber arguments.
Foul smelling...
Anubis
Yes! The Chevy vs Ford, mine's better, penis enhancer debate is so "10 round mags".
Up here they are called stinkeys (Get it?). Water and soap are foreign to them.
Do you live next to Osiris and Nephthys? That kid of theirs... [Egypt]
One of my peeves is people who have to drop their political views/tag line into every thread and conversation.
Another is the loss of common courtesy. I guess it's going the way of common sense.
And people with cell phones!
My guess is that this thread will not be around tonight. [Train]
FireMoth
03-08-2011, 13:15
...Do you live next to Osiris and Nephthys? That kid of theirs... [Egypt]...
And you cant even imagine the domestic disputes...
And you cant even imagine the domestic disputes...
[Peep][ROFL1]
I'll play, at least long enough to let you know, don't go to much further south with the thread in some aspects.;)
As far as the peeve goes, After opening up the wall for a little project. How about plumbers that don't quite grasp the fact that water runs down hill better, than going up the hill, then down. No wonder it always seemed to take forever for the tub to drain.
Offering a homeless guy a couple hamburgers because his sign says he is starving, and he says no but do you have any money WTF
Tweety Bird
03-08-2011, 14:52
The phrase, "At the end of the day. . ."
As others have said, using "LOL" too much. Hell, using it ONCE is too much. If you don't understand my sarcasm, I don't give a damn.
In my line of work, people who publish work without proofreading it for spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors.
People who tell me what they think I want to hear.
Speling erors on intrente foroms.
StagLefty
03-08-2011, 14:55
Speling erors on intrente foroms.
mad mi luk twyce-I thot their waz sumthing wong wid dat [ROFL1]
BPTactical
03-08-2011, 15:13
A couple of phrases that drive me up the wall-
1- "Do you see what I'm saying"
A- No dumbass, I don't see what you are saying as sound waves are generally invisible so therefore your words are invisible. Maybe you think you are a cartoon character and have a text balloon attached to your mouth.
2-"Know what I mean" or "Ya know"
A- Generally speaking I don't know what you mean nor do I know. Hence asking a question. It is an interrogatory statement meant to elicit a response, frequently seeking information.
The fact that I can not read a txt message from my little sister (nearly 21) w/o asking someone to translate it into the English language. I never knew you could abbreviate an entire explanation into 10 3 letter words..
People that use the racist card on me. Can't I hate someones guts without being racist? I might like the rest of his family and want to bang his mom. But the son maybe a POS and should have been drown at birth.
I like this thread its about airing your beefs without punching someone. I feel a little better. I try to talk to my girl about it but she shuts me down because she don't want to hear it and thinks I should bottle it up like a girl and have a good cry about it later. Women?! If it wasn't for the pussy there would be a bounty on them.
People that use the racist card on me. Can't I hate someones guts without being racist?...
Maybe it's because you're a grumpy, pasty white guy... [LOL]
[Beer]
Maybe it's because you're a grumpy, pasty white guy... [LOL]
[Beer]
It seems more insincere to me like they heard a saying once and used it again like it was their own just trying to look smarter. They don't even know what it means to be racist. It can never be considered racist to hate one person. You would have to hate a whole race of people instead. Not a person that is personal.
Global warming! And laws made because of it.
Emissions crap they put on cars.
Just hippy's in general.
airing your beefs without punching someone. I feel a little better.
This is why I'm in martial arts.. I get to punch people.. Great stress relief :)
bobbyfairbanks
03-08-2011, 18:22
The Federal Gov no matter who is running it.
The saying Only two things are guaranteed death and taxes.
LoneStar
03-08-2011, 19:19
People that feel the need to speak thier foreign language at a restaurant, so loud I cant have a conversation with the people at my table. Calm down, quiet the tone, instead of jabbering at your kids dicipline them, speak english or shut up.
People who say "you's". I.E. "You's guys should come down this weekend" Fuck off
MY BIG ONE. Yes I am from Texas. I really dont need to hear every time, "Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers." I dont say to natives " Know what comes from Colorado tree huggers and cocksuckers?"
I think the next time I hear that, Im gonna bitch slap someone.
Im better now.
Today is the second day in a row that someone has dropped a deuce in the stall next to me, wiped, flushed, and walked straight the fuck out of the bathroom without washing their hands.
When I hold a door open for someone, and they walk on through, I ALWAYS say, "YOU'RE WELCOME!" if they don't even acknowledge me.
So far this thread seems like quite the hit. You guys are seriously whiny. Great job. :)
BPTactical
03-08-2011, 20:55
Today is the second day in a row that someone has dropped a deuce in the stall next to me, wiped, flushed, and walked straight the fuck out of the bathroom without washing their hands
So what's the problem as long as you don't crap on your hands?
Jus kiddin[Tooth]
StagLefty
03-08-2011, 21:04
I've had cats and dogs but never a peeve-do they make good pets ? [ROFL1]
Today is the second day in a row that someone has dropped a deuce in the stall next to me, wiped, flushed, and walked straight the fuck out of the bathroom without washing their hands.
When I hold a door open for someone, and they walk on through, I ALWAYS say, "YOU'RE WELCOME!" if they don't even acknowledge me.
So far this thread seems like quite the hit. You guys are seriously whiny. Great job. :)
thats why i always hang on to my paper towels to open the door. if you push it I kick it open or use the paper towel. pull and I have to use a paper towel. then there better be a trash can near the door in the bathroom or that towel is going straight on the floor.
people who don't cover their mouth when they cough or sneeze.
people who leave their shopping cart in the parking lot. I take OCD extremely good care of my vehicles, especially my truck, and a random cart in a parking lot waiting for a wind storm pisses me off. I have on several occasions yelled at people to put their carts away when in the parking lot. only when I am leaving so they don't key my vehicle.
people who can't get there their and they're correct, or other general grammar skills. I grew up with teachers for parents so it is instilled in me.
people who have know idea there is a difference between affect and effect and how to use them correctly, especially when it is in the paper or an internet article.
people who drive with one foot on the gas and one on the brake, usually they are accelerating and their brake light is still on.
my next one: break vs. brake. really not a tough one...
2wd cars who think they are doing a good job in the left lane during snowy weather or icy roads. GTF out of my way before you go sideways and cause a pileup. I want to be in front of you when that happens.
all I got...for now[Muaha]
I've had cats and dogs but never a peeve-do they make good pets ? [ROFL1]
[ROFL3]
good one!
Well, I suppose it's not that big of a deal. After all, I only work at a call center with a ton of people that sit at different desks every day.
people who have know idea there is a difference between affect and effect and how to use them correctly, especially when it is in the paper or an internet article.
You've called me on affect/effect before. At least they have a similar meaning.
You messed up the no/know by the way. I am pretty much required to point that out to you.
gnihcraes
03-08-2011, 22:40
All the people who hate government workers, just because. Really? some do work their ass off for the public.
All the Felons that don't like being in the system? Wonder who's fault that is?
And a lot of the previous peeve posts.
Watermagnet
03-08-2011, 22:41
thats why i always hang on to my paper towels to open the door. if you push it I kick it open or use the paper towel. pull and I have to use a paper towel. then there better be a trash can near the door in the bathroom or that towel is going straight on the floor.
+1..I have always thought that bathroom doors swing the wrong way. Don't make me grab a shitty handle on the way OUT after I just washed my hands...[Dunno]
People who won't shut the f*** up about how much better their home state/country was when they haven't lived there in years.
Move back.
People who use words and phrases like "touche" without having a CLUE how to use them or what they really mean. A little icing on the shit cake is even after you explain it to them several times, they still continue to use it incorrectly.
Use of the fictional word ir-regardless. No such damn word! It is "regardless." Seriously...how hard is some of this stuff?
You've called me on affect/effect before. At least they have a similar meaning.
You messed up the no/know by the way. I am pretty much required to point that out to you.
son of a....yeah, you definitely got me on that one. horrible mis-type. [Rant1][Rant1][Rant1][Rant1][Rant1][Rant2][Rant2][Rant2][Rant2]
People who won't shut the f*** up about how much better their home state/country was when they haven't lived there in years.
Move back.
I have been seeing a massive influx in the cali plates lately. makes me sick.
People who use words and phrases like "touche" without having a CLUE how to use them or what they really mean. A little icing on the shit cake is even after you explain it to them several times, they still continue to use it incorrectly.
Use of the fictional word ir-regardless. No such damn word! It is "regardless." Seriously...how hard is some of this stuff?
and the people who try to use really big or irregular words that don't truly understand what they mean, hoping the people they are talking to don't have a clue either and think the speaker is smarter because of it. Obama is a perfect example...well his writers are I guess.
I used to use ir-regardless. Someone pointed it out to me once. That was all it took.
police officers not understanding that peeing on things with your dog to claim them as our own is a socially acceptable form of bonding
GoldFinger
03-09-2011, 00:05
People who quote movies
People who are intollerant of other cultures
The Dutch
[Tooth]
police officers not understanding that peeing on things with your dog to claim them as our own is a socially acceptable form of bonding
[ROFL1]
glad I'm not the only one!
I don't get along with true narcissists at all. I'll call them out, I'll insult them, I'll bully them, I'll find cracks in their ego and I take pleasure in stabbing long needles into their inner pride, without mercy.
And road rage, especially unwarranted, like the "I'm badass" types, makes me want to seriously maim or injure said ragers.
That's pretty much it.
Oh, I also hate outlandish conspiracy theorists and "truthers". Again, makes me want to seriously maim or injure said truthers. I'll lump anti-Semitics in this too.
Oh, and kittens with a crew cut are a pet peeve.
And
I was just pulling your Johnson on the last one. Not literally though, that would be gay. Oh shit, here comes the sensitivity marines [Help][M2]
How do you manage to leave the house without going postal every day?
How do you manage to leave the house without going postal every day?
he does side work for Fedex... conflict of interest
I have been seeing a massive influx in the cali plates lately. makes me sick.
This state is f*cked because of the Californicators.
I grew up in Califonia and my family relocated in the late 90's. They came here seeking a better life and would always talk about how great things are here and how much better things are than California.
It's been well over a decade now and I see what the influx of Californication has done. Everyone "wants" a better life; hence the reason they came here and yet everyone is now voting the same way they did when they were in California that resulted in California becoming the shit hole it was and the SUPER shithole it has become.
This leads back to my pet peeve of minority and entitlement programs. They are the downfall of not just California and Colorado but the downfall of mankind and civilized society.
10 points for DFBrews' funny!
police officers not understanding that peeing on things with your dog to claim them as our own is a socially acceptable form of bonding
right on !!![Beer]
One of many pet peeves is the excessive use and desire to use and have items with the word " tactical ". Really ? You mean to tell me that the fat ass that has not seen his own pecker in years , honestly needs anything tactical ?? Try this for tactical , run up a flight of stairs , climb a fence or do anything towards being in shape. And if you were so concerned about being tactical , start with reading about tactics . Maybe after you get a books under your belt you will realize that being truly tactical has nothing to do with a rail on your glock !!!!
1) Police for the most part. Yeah yeah I know there are some cool ones out there but I never run into them.
2) Car troubles
3) Entitled ethnic/religious/political groups or individuals
4) When I get on the light rail and it looks like a church. Everybody's head is bowed and they're engrossed in their phone with a fascination akin to that of a biblical scholar or scientist.
5) AND THE WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH!
http://s3.postimage.org/1przshmer/angry_face.jpg (http://www.postimage.org/)
I searched for this thread to post a pet peeve, but completely forgot what it was. It peeves me when that happens.
I guess I can say that I hate waiting to hear about a job.
Scanker19
03-17-2011, 23:35
The prefix man.
Man-cave, man-law, man up, man-scaping. It makes you sound like a boarder line, uncomfortable with your sexuality, bud light drinking retard.
Bloody noses, you made me bleed my own blood.
Hot dog served on cold buns.
People who follow me around their fucking small store like I'm going to steal some shit, and pretend like they're not. Not all mexicans in hoodies steal, although most do.
Mexicans in hoodies who steal. See above.
patrick0685
03-17-2011, 23:38
The fact that I can not read a txt message from my little sister (nearly 21) w/o asking someone to translate it into the English language. I never knew you could abbreviate an entire explanation into 10 3 letter words..
my mom does the same thing, her text have no vowels in them...its crazy
The prefix man.
Man-cave, man-law, man up, man-scaping. It makes you sound like a boarder line, uncomfortable with your sexuality, bud light drinking retard.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only guy in the world who thinks that the unspoken rule of how many urinals away from the next guy you're supposed to stand while in the bathroom, is a lot closer to synchronized swimming than it is anything manly.
Okay, I remembered what I wanted to post last night.
Look, we're really glad that you're getting married. No really, we are. But we're not bringing you a gift for every party you throw. You're getting one gift.Congratulations.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only guy in the world who thinks that the unspoken rule of how many urinals away from the next guy you're supposed to stand while in the bathroom, is a lot closer to synchronized swimming than it is anything manly.
I totaly agree, I hate when you whoop it out and some asshat comes stroling in and the whole damn place is empty but he pulls up to the stand-up next to you. Its anoying as hell because if your anything like me I kinda figure if anyone wants to be that close while I'm taking a leak next thing I'm waiting for is some toe tappin to start.
I totaly agree, I hate when you whoop it out and some asshat comes stroling in and the whole damn place is empty but he pulls up to the stand-up next to you. Its anoying as hell because if your anything like me I kinda figure if anyone wants to be that close while I'm taking a leak next thing I'm waiting for is some toe tappin to start.
No, I mean the complete opposite. I hate being lectured on where I need to stand while someone else is in the bathroom. One of the least manly things I can think of, is whining about how close someone stands to you while you pee. Granted, I don't sidle right up next to someone to take a leak if there is the option not to, but it drives me crazy when people say that is a pet peeve. Get over it.
I'm not saying its manditory but I guess my own personal preference is to have a little space.
Sure it's nice to have space, but it's just not so much of a deal to me that I complain about it.
Also, what is the deal with people not wanting to pee in the short urinal? I've noticed that if there is a bathroom with a short urinal (for kids), people will usually choose it last. Sometimes I've seen people not use it at all, and wait till a taller one is available. What the heck is up with that?
Now see that one I dont get, I will use any one thats open.
Now what they should do is go back to the half pot with the foot pedal flush. It would be a lot cleaner and you wouldn't have to worry stepping in piss or touching the stupid flush bar.
Or trying to hit the flush bar with your foot, losing your balance, and falling over backward into a puddle of urine.
Now that would put me in a very pissy mood. [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3]
patrick0685
03-18-2011, 11:14
Also, what is the deal with people not wanting to pee in the short urinal? I've noticed that if there is a bathroom with a short urinal (for kids), people will usually choose it last. Sometimes I've seen people not use it at all, and wait till a taller one is available. What the heck is up with that?
i like to use the short one...i hate getting the tip wet bottoming out the large ones...[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
micah360
03-23-2011, 23:08
PM SENT!
When people say "pm sent" in a for sale thread. What the fuck is the point of that. Either say you'll take it, or ask a question... don't fucking say "pm sent". Fuck that is annoying! Or best yet... just send a PM and don't post anything about you, sending a pm... cause nobody cares. It's not like it's securing your place in line for the item. Or are you trying to get your post count up one number higher so you look like you know more about firearms to your fellow internet forumers? You just look like a douche bag who typed "pm sent"... that's it.
Sorry... this just popped in my head while I was brushing my teeth and had to post it. I usually don't like anything that humans in general do (I'm kinda grumpy like that Firemoth guy on here), so it's kinda hard for me to narrow down a pet peeve... but the PM SENT stands above the rest in my book.
PM SENT!
I find it irritating too. I think people do it just in case the person doesn't notice. I've even posted that before, because I thought it was standard procedure now. I always notice a PM almost immediately.
I've had a few good ones over the last week, but don't remember them. Basically, if you're crossing a street while NOT in a cross walk, hurry the fuck up! If you HIT someone who is crossing the street (or in ANY situation), pull over. If you flee the scene, you are the biggest piece of shit. I think a guy was killed at Colfax and Kendall two weekends ago because of this.
If your son is in high school, he is old enough to call for Roadside Assistance all by himself. I don't need BOTH parents, on the same line, at the same time, saying different things. When I suggest that I just call your kid directly, and you answer, "Well, he won't answer a number he doesn't recognize." Then all three of you have failed at life. Don't expect him to ever get a job, or even a girlfriend.
Oh yeah, and if you are flying through the parking lot of an apartment complex, and you have to jam on the brakes to avoid flying out into the street (where I have the unquestioned right of way), and I happen to wave at you in thanks for not recklessly involving me in a head-on collision.....don't you dare fucking flip me off.
Oh yeah, why in the hell can't I find pants with a 36" inseam anymore? The lady at Walmart told me to go online. I did and they still only have 30"-34". What is this ridiculousness? Target.com has even less! Do I really have to shop at a Big and Tall store now?
I blame McDonalds and Mexico for this trend. Sure, I can easily find pants that are 52X28, but when I look for 36X36 I'm shit out of luck?
Byte Stryke
03-23-2011, 23:46
I find it irritating too. I think people do it just in case the person doesn't notice. I've even posted that before, because I thought it was standard procedure now. I always notice a PM almost immediately.
I've had a few good ones over the last week, but don't remember them. Basically, if you're crossing a street while NOT in a cross walk, hurry the fuck up! If you HIT someone who is crossing the street (or in ANY situation), pull over. If you flee the scene, you are the biggest piece of shit. I think a guy was killed at Colfax and Kendall two weekends ago because of this.
Oh yeah, and if you are flying through the parking lot of an apartment complex, and you have to jam on the brakes to avoid flying out into the street (where I have the unquestioned right of way), and I happen to wave at you in thanks for not recklessly involving me in a head-on collision.....don't you dare fucking flip me off.
I have been known not to answer PMs for a few days, but I always subscribe to my own "for sale" threads with an Email Notification.
So Yes, "PM Sent" does have a purpose, sometimes.
People dodling across the road between crosswalks should be fair game. Then Subject to undeniable Civil Suit... "had you Crossed in a crosswalk WITH the light, you would not had broken my grille, bumper, hood and windshield with your personage. You are Liable for the replacement of my '72 Vega."
I Honestly wish my eyesight was better so I could see the tags, I wouldn't lock up for these CA shitheads making left turns in front of me. and in a goddamned Broke ass BMW no less.
DO NOT try to Pimp or Diva in a BMW Wrecked on one side, Paint all faded and unkept, looks like it hasn't seen wax since the fucking Carter administration. And for chrissakes buy a bottle of damned windex, that stuff is cheaper than your wannabe Starbucks latte, use it to wash those nasty smoke film crusty windows and maybe you wont be blindly running into shit.
When you are done with that, get your plates changed, pay the local taxes, I have to, you do too. no one likes it but you aren't any better than anyone else.
End of rant, your regularly scheduled programming will now resume.
If I came here from California, getting new plates would be #2 on my To Do list.
Byte Stryke
03-23-2011, 23:53
If I came here from California, getting new plates would be #2 on my To Do list.
well I understand its not something everyone can do right away, but if you have Mag-Chloride on your car from the blizzard last January and its goddamn April... Really?
patrick0685
03-23-2011, 23:53
If I came here from California, getting new plates would be #2 on my To Do list.
#3 burn anything from Kalifornia
micah360
03-24-2011, 00:13
I have been known not to answer PMs for a few days, but I always subscribe to my own "for sale" threads with an Email Notification.
So Yes, "PM Sent" does have a purpose, sometimes.
This forum's system automatically notifies me via e-mail when someone sends me a PM. I don't need to be notified twice... once for the actual PM and once for the person who posted the useless "PM SENT" in my thread.
Byte Stryke
03-24-2011, 06:09
This forum's system automatically notifies me via e-mail when someone sends me a PM. I don't need to be notified twice... once for the actual PM and once for the person who posted the useless "PM SENT" in my thread.
and some of us dont want an email every time someone sends a PM asking
"Hey, Whatcha doin?" at 4am
[Coffee]
I Feel like waiting 12 hours and replying "Sleeping, what you doin?"
Scanker19
03-24-2011, 06:34
PM SENT!
When people say "pm sent" in a for sale thread. What the fuck is the point of that. Either say you'll take it, or ask a question... don't fucking say "pm sent". Fuck that is annoying! Or best yet... just send a PM and don't post anything about you, sending a pm... cause nobody cares. It's not like it's securing your place in line for the item. Or are you trying to get your post count up one number higher so you look like you know more about firearms to your fellow internet forumers? You just look like a douche bag who typed "pm sent"... that's it.
Sorry... this just popped in my head while I was brushing my teeth and had to post it. I usually don't like anything that humans in general do (I'm kinda grumpy like that Firemoth guy on here), so it's kinda hard for me to narrow down a pet peeve... but the PM SENT stands above the rest in my book.
PM SENT!
I'll do it just in case the PM never makes it. But not always.
This bit me in the ass once, I found a rifle I wanted on page 4or5 sent a PM with a question and posted PM sent. Well this brought this once dead ad back to life and someone snatched it up from under me.[Beer] Since then if I really want it I won't post PM sent.
mcantar18c
03-24-2011, 23:20
When we're in my truck and a passenger says they're cold and asks me to close a window instead of just putting on their coat/hoodie/what have you. I usually tell them Nope.
Now if they're wearing their coat and they're still cold or they don't have one that's different.
Actually this applies to anything... if you're at my house and I've given you permission to raid my kitchen, don't tell me you're hungry. Don't complain about shit if there's something you can do about it yourself. Don't make it my problem.
Both of those happened tonight.
Byte Stryke
03-25-2011, 07:03
When we're in my truck and a passenger says they're cold and asks me to close a window instead of just putting on their coat/hoodie/what have you. I usually tell them Nope.
Now if they're wearing their coat and they're still cold or they don't have one that's different.
Actually this applies to anything... if you're at my house and I've given you permission to raid my kitchen, don't tell me you're hungry. Don't complain about shit if there's something you can do about it yourself. Don't make it my problem.
Both of those happened tonight.
My Money would say it was a woman...
Cannon Fodder
03-27-2011, 10:58
Catching up on some forum reading...
I dislike:
People who seem to lack the understanding of a "zipper" concept in traffic. And those who think Yield means the guy already on the highway always has the duty to accommodate merging traffic. I actually had some lady trying to road rage me because I let 5 people on and not her... Yes, I'm nice but not all day long.
Lack of common courtesy. Even a small nod is enough to convey respect.
People who eat and talk while on the phone or voice chat. I do not want to hear you eat in surround sound.
[M2]
Big Wall
03-27-2011, 13:18
People going 35 trying to merge onto the hiway.
Dirty dishes in the sink.
People who think their problems are someone elses fault.
Dorks who think that dropping F-bombs online will make themselves look cool.
People who miss what someone is talking about to ask about a single word just because they can.
Dorks who think that dropping F-bombs online will make themselves look cool.
sorry about that
I hate pet peeves! My ex girlfriend had many of them......thats why she is an ex.......and no they werent all about me! Well, maybe most of them. Nevermind! [BooHoo]
Please don't make me give you change for a 5 dollar bill, then tell me that you're sorry that you can't tip me. It's kind of rude.
I don't mind being stiffed (okay I do), but if you're going to do it, be a man about it and write the total on the credit card slip. I do rather enjoy telling people that they have fill out the slip completely and making them write all those zeros right in front of me though. Man up!
i like to use the short one...i hate getting the tip wet bottoming out the large ones...[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
that's why I only go to the full length floor models....or to the stall.[Weight]
This forum's system automatically notifies me via e-mail when someone sends me a PM. I don't need to be notified twice... once for the actual PM and once for the person who posted the useless "PM SENT" in my thread.
mostly so they get a public time stamp that everyone can see. or to bump the thread...but when it is something that I really want...I want that thing to go un-noticed! not bumped to the top!
PM SENT!
When people say "pm sent" in a for sale thread. What the fuck is the point of that. Either say you'll take it, or ask a question... don't fucking say "pm sent". Fuck that is annoying! Or best yet... just send a PM and don't post anything about you, sending a pm... cause nobody cares. It's not like it's securing your place in line for the item. Or are you trying to get your post count up one number higher so you look like you know more about firearms to your fellow internet forumers? You just look like a douche bag who typed "pm sent"... that's it.
Sorry... this just popped in my head while I was brushing my teeth and had to post it. I usually don't like anything that humans in general do (I'm kinda grumpy like that Firemoth guy on here), so it's kinda hard for me to narrow down a pet peeve... but the PM SENT stands above the rest in my book.
PM SENT!
As far as I'm concerned, what a buyer and seller work out is their business...nobody else's. It does a couple things for the seller: It shows potential buyers that there is interest, and reminds the OP that he/she has a PM if he/she is like me and doesn't have the PM notification turned on. There's that, and what Justin said.
DSB OUTDOORS
04-04-2011, 20:30
Pet Peeve! People that can't put License Plate Tags where they are suposed to go!! Month on the left and Year on the right!!! Just like the picture on the F--king envelope!! [Bang] [Rant1]
Byte Stryke
04-04-2011, 20:40
Pet Peeve! People that can't put License Plate Tags where they are suposed to go!! Month on the left and Year on the right!!! Just like the picture on the F--king envelope!! [Bang] [Rant1]
But I Bought all of my plates up to 12-12!
Butler just missing 5 shots in a row good rebounds but make the damn shot!!!
Scanker19
04-04-2011, 20:51
Dudes who walk around with a Blue Tooth in their ear, and not talking. If they are talking at least I think they are crazy for a second. You're not that Important!
The phrase "F-bomb". Too similar to A bomb, the Japanese would not approve.
My wife thinking its okay to cook in the microwave. (meals)
FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY, FUCK, FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
Blue Tooth thing used to be a huge pet peeve of mine. It still is actually, I guess I was just numb to it. An old guy where I work always walks around with his in and it bugs me.
I get that it is convenient and all, but so is peeing in the shower. Do you still pee in the shower at the public gym and at your mother's house when you stay over?
Dudes who walk around with a Blue Tooth in their ear, and not talking. If they are talking at least I think they are crazy for a second. You're not that Important!
The phrase "F-bomb". Too similar to A bomb, the Japanese would not approve.
My wife thinking its okay to cook in the microwave. (meals)
FUCK, FUCK, FUCKITY, FUCK, FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
I see what you did there[ROFL1] CARTMAN!!!
StagLefty
04-05-2011, 08:09
PM SENT!
When people say "pm sent" in a for sale thread. What the fuck is the point of that. Either say you'll take it, or ask a question... don't fucking say "pm sent". Fuck that is annoying! Or best yet... just send a PM and don't post anything about you, sending a pm... cause nobody cares. It's not like it's securing your place in line for the item. Or are you trying to get your post count up one number higher so you look like you know more about firearms to your fellow internet forumers? You just look like a douche bag who typed "pm sent"... that's it.
Sorry... this just popped in my head while I was brushing my teeth and had to post it. I usually don't like anything that humans in general do (I'm kinda grumpy like that Firemoth guy on here), so it's kinda hard for me to narrow down a pet peeve... but the PM SENT stands above the rest in my book.
PM SENT!
PM SENT. [ROFL1]
People posting up great deals on things that I want, when I have literally zero money. Here are some examples.
http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37159
http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37385
People posting up great deals on things that I want, when I have literally zero money. Here are some examples.
http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37159
http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37385
+ 1 but you could always see if they want to trade for something?
rockhound
04-06-2011, 13:46
already said:
political correctness
global warming
the oil shortage, we have oil here lets go get it already
global warming laws, why does a 1997 cummins turbo diesel get 23 mpg, but my 2005 with additional emissions crap only get 18
not deporting illegals who break our laws (thanks a lot Ritter you pos)
free health care for illegals,
politicians in general, you do not know how to change anything for the better, just shut up already
politicians that blame the previous administration,
anyone driving a prius, you are not saving this planet or any other planet, just FYI
people who let their dogs bark all night,
Chase bank and their mortgage department, seriously they are the worst people to deal with when trying put a sale together,
bailouts, you should fail if you are that bad at running your company, bank, 401k, whatever, where is my bailout?
kids who won't pull up their pants,
parents who let their kids play nintendo in a restaurant, museum, camping or other venue outside the home. what happened to just spending time together and actually communicating with each other, saw a kid at the museum the other day, playing nintendo while going through the Pirate exhibit. really, muskets, cannonballs, swords, and real treasure aren't enough to keep your attention.
parents who provide a $30K car for a teenager, or a 400 hp car for that matter, they can't handle it, then the 100 mph plus ticket or the accident is such a shock omg,
using omg
Obama Stickers on Subbies, Suzuki's, Rav4's, and all other pcs O shit on the road with them.
http://www.uslma.com/ConocoRed.jpg
This is pronounced Con-oh-co.
At least once a week I get a person telling me that they are calling from the Co-noco station. As in, all long o's, emphasis on the first "o". Co-noco. Drives me crazy and always takes me a minute to realize that they are at a gas station instead of a Hawaiian Luau.
When someone that doesn't know me, says things about me that aren't true, and cost me a good job. Hate that.
Byte Stryke
04-19-2011, 00:20
Having a Pet Peeve and a "no pets" clause in your lease agreement.
:D
StagLefty
04-19-2011, 09:13
Having a Pet Peeve and a "no pets" clause in your lease agreement.
:D
Peeve loophole-Pet Peeve is singular-no pets clause is plural [ROFL1]
I don't mind all the new marijuana legalization. Really, I don't. I think it should all be legal without all the stupid restrictions.
However, I find it pretty annoying, that when I try to Google a general gardening question, EVERY entry is from a weed discussion forum.
mcantar18c
04-28-2011, 00:32
I don't mind all the new marijuana legalization. Really, I don't. I think it should all be legal without all the stupid restrictions.
Marijuana should be regulated like alcohol is IMO. No, it doesn't have the same exact effects as alcohol does, but like alcohol it effects your judgement, perception, reaction time, etc. and is just as easily abused. I say legalize it, restrict it to 21+, and put a heavy tax on it. Eliminating the "stupid restrictions" is just plain dumb... I don't want somebody getting tanked at a bar and driving home for the sake of everybody else on the road, why would I be ok with somebody getting stoned off their ass and getting behind the wheel?
Stoners. Another pet peeve.
Marijuana should be regulated like alcohol is IMO. No, it doesn't have the same exact effects as alcohol does, but like alcohol it effects your judgement, perception, reaction time, etc. and is just as easily abused. I say legalize it, restrict it to 21+, and put a heavy tax on it. Eliminating the "stupid restrictions" is just plain dumb... I don't want somebody getting tanked at a bar and driving home for the sake of everybody else on the road, why would I be ok with somebody getting stoned off their ass and getting behind the wheel?
Stoners. Another pet peeve.
What a cop out you are. "and put a heavy tax on it" Really? Why?
You think making laws about keeping dispensaries a certain distance from schools, or out of certain towns, or restrictions on how many plants a grower can grow at a time, have anything to do with people driving stoned?
EDIT: I had to edit my post. I don't think you are a coward, I think you are a cop out. Just tax it, just tax it. Jesus Christ, no wonder the government acts like the mafia, people are standing up and begging for it.
mcantar18c
04-28-2011, 00:58
It'd be the same kind of tax put on alcohol and tobacco. And yeah, treating marijuana (both the use and the abuse of) like alcohol would be a good way to go about it IMO.
The way I see it, stoners and druggies are gonna get their fix anyway, legal or not. So why not regulate it like we do alcohol and tobacco and collect a tax on it, Lord knows our economy could use it and while I'm all for lowering taxes on shit people actually need (gas, food, income, etc.), marijuana does NOT fall into that category.
Why would you be okay with taxing anything higher than any other commodity? You just figure that since you don't smoke cigarettes, that it's okay for the gov to tax the product at a rate higher than the cost of the product itself? I don't smoke, but I don't think it's okay to be put in federal prison for growing your own tobacco.
As far as I know by the way, there aren't really even any laws about driving while high. I mean, there are laws, but they aren't any where near as strict as the alcohol laws are. We're talking about this issue from two different sides here. I'm talking about stupid laws regulating the industry. There are Trillions of dollars to be made by marijuana in the private market, but the government can't accept the idea of letting an unpopular market go without being harassed and meddled with. The government has even considered legalization of marijuana until states started going bankrupt and they saw a way to easy their financial woes.
The way that politicians seem to feel about marijuana dispensaries, is the way that I feel about the payday loan, check cashing, and Rent-A-Center places that litter every commercially zoned area of the US. They are a cancer on the country. I still wouldn't want to see bogus regulation or higher taxes on them though. The government shouldn't be stealing money from people who make choices that not everyone agrees with. That'd be like the voters who voted for the losing party, paying higher taxes during the whole term of the winning party. You don't want Federal health care? Well that is a poor decision that negatively affects those around you (in our opinion), so you're getting an increase in your taxes this year. Call it an....Ideological Sin Tax if you will. You can disagree with us if you want, but it's going to cost you to stay on that path. Pure insanity.
Well, that was a weird rant that kind of came out of left field. Goodnight. :)
Ok...most recent pet peeve:
Those of you that have been to my shop know that parking is rather limited.
This morning, one of the employees of one of the other businesses in my building parks his brand new Mustang in not one, but TWO of the parking spaces normally reserved for my customers.
I get that he is protective of his car, and that he has to park it somewhere. What burns my a$$ is that he not only takes up 2 parking spaces that are not allocated to his employer, but that they are in the middle of the block allocated to me. With empty spaces on the far side to boot. Why can't he just park in ONE friggin space?!? A$$hat.... [Rant1]
ChunkyMonkey
04-28-2011, 10:23
Call the tow truck!
Call the tow truck!
I don't really wanna piss said bozo off. I might do something a little more subtle, like parking my POS F250 about 2 inches from his driver's door...[Stooge]
mcantar18c
04-28-2011, 11:25
Why would you be okay with taxing anything higher than any other commodity? You just figure that since you don't smoke cigarettes, that it's okay for the gov to tax the product at a rate higher than the cost of the product itself? I don't smoke, but I don't think it's okay to be put in federal prison for growing your own tobacco.
As far as I know by the way, there aren't really even any laws about driving while high. I mean, there are laws, but they aren't any where near as strict as the alcohol laws are. We're talking about this issue from two different sides here. I'm talking about stupid laws regulating the industry. There are Trillions of dollars to be made by marijuana in the private market, but the government can't accept the idea of letting an unpopular market go without being harassed and meddled with. The government has even considered legalization of marijuana until states started going bankrupt and they saw a way to easy their financial woes.
Like I said, need vs want. I go through a can of Copenhagen every day and a half or so, and Lord knows I love my beer and whiskey. But as much as I enjoy my vices, I don't need them... nobody does. If I had to pay $4 a can instead of $3 a can for my Cope just for taxes, and the gov lowered their tax per gal of fuel so it only costs me $140 instead of $160 to fill up, or lowered income tax so we get a little bit more on our paychecks, I'd be pretty happy with that. Point is I'm not saying raise taxes on shit I don't agree with, I fall into that category too. I'm saying add marijuana to the same category we put alcohol and tobacco in with the same high taxes we have on them now, and the added revenue the gov collects will be nothing but beneficial.
patrick0685
04-28-2011, 11:28
I don't really wanna piss said bozo off. I might do something a little more subtle, like parking my POS F250 about 2 inches from his driver's door...[Stooge]
that sounds good or getting his ass towed i would be good with either
I'm saying add marijuana to the same category we put alcohol and tobacco in with the same high taxes we have on them now, and the added revenue the gov collects will be nothing but beneficial.
Beneficial to whom? Not you and not me. So why cheer lead for it? That's my point.
TFOGGER: Bang his little sister. That will teach him.
EDIT: One of my long time Pet Peeves is jerseys. Most trashy piece of clothing ever.
Beneficial to whom? Not you and not me. So why cheer lead for it? That's my point.
Beneficial to those that like to smoke it. You know the guys, the ones that have excuses for "needing it". I had a friend that was like that. Once he got his card for his "pain" he smoked all the time and was just a complete idiot all the time. That's all we need, a bunch of stoned morons runnin around legally.
TFOGGER: Bang his little sister. That will teach him.
I don't know what the earlier conversation was about, but Stuvings remark was funny anyway.
EDIT: One of my long time Pet Peeves is jerseys. Most trashy piece of clothing ever.
Aw, I own a few jerseys... They have signatures on them and framed though, not quite the same.
The higher tax is beneficial to the people who smoke marijuana?
The higher tax is beneficial to the people who smoke marijuana?
No, the taxes will just go to the giant hole the government has made for itself. I was just saying that the only benefit anyone will see from it are those that could then smoke it legally.
No, the taxes will just go to the giant hole the government has made for itself. I was just saying that the only benefit anyone will see from it are those that could then smoke it legally.
It would be faster to just digg a hole in your yard pour your money into it and set it on fire. The government will do the same with it but slower.
The government will at least start a program that will create positions that pay people to give your money to other people. Giving the government a raise via taxes is really just an all around win for everyone.
StagLefty
04-29-2011, 09:05
This morning's tribulation:
For most men:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card, and receipt
For some women:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least two minutes
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in gear, reverse
38. Put car in first
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel three miles
41. Release hand brake
This morning's tribulation:
For most men:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card, and receipt
For some women:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least two minutes
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in gear, reverse
38. Put car in first
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel three miles
41. Release hand brake
She maybe scatterbrained because I told her to go pick up some steaks for lunch.
Anyone else irritated at the way that youtube videos now pop up the ads over the last 1-2 seconds of every video? Very annoying.
Cha-lee can do a whole stage in about 3 seconds, and when youtube pops up new videos over the last two seconds, I miss most of the stage!
blackford76
05-02-2011, 12:27
As I have been spending WAY too much time on the interstates lately...
Some slow ass Swift driver doing 64 in a 75, trying to pass a slow ass England doing 63.5.
I wonder if my F-350 could P.I.T. a semi?
As I have been spending WAY too much time on the interstates lately...
Some slow ass Swift driver doing 64 in a 75, trying to pass a slow ass England doing 63.5.
I wonder if my F-350 could P.I.T. a semi?
There is fuel costs for you... all the big fleets have tier trucks knocked down to 65 max but only if they get a certain mpg less then say 6.2 you get 63
blackford76
05-02-2011, 13:01
I understand why, doesn't mean I like waiting 12 miles to get around them.
blackford76
05-02-2011, 13:04
Thanks EPA. Diesels shouldn't be regulated.
When I was foreman at Navajo our Series 60 Detroits got around 10 mpg.
Thanks EPA. Diesels shouldn't be regulated.
When I was foreman at Navajo our Series 60 Detroits got around 10 mpg.
Damn navajo has not had detroits in years.
I actually go over to their shop and do warrenty work
Zundfolge
05-02-2011, 13:27
Coupla things that have been bugging me lately.
People that spell ad with two d's when referring to advertising.
People that use the phrase "Screen Saver" when they mean "Desktop Wallpaper" (Screen savers are the moving graphics that come on after your computer sits for a while to prevent the desktop image from "burning in" to the monitor).
funkfool
05-02-2011, 13:55
People that use the phrase "Screen Saver" when they mean "Desktop Wallpaper" (Screen savers are the moving graphics that come on after your computer sits for a while to prevent the desktop image from "burning in" to the monitor).
Got ya...
Do a screen capture of their desktop wallpaper with all their icons on it...
then toss all their icons into the recycle bin and put your screen grab of their 'desktop wallpaper' with icons on it and watch 'em go nuts clicking on them!
[Muaha]
40. Travel three miles
41. Release hand brake
LOL [ROFL3]
so today I drove down to the south campus to check something out of the library.
pull into the visitor's parking and there is only one spot available. the car next to the spot is a white jeep cherokee that is parked diagonally to the lines and is taking up almost half of the only open spot.
so, being the renegade I am, I squeeze in there. getting out (tight fit) I notice that there's a guy sitting in the jeep fiddling with a cellphone. I give him the "ok" sign (that in some cultures and american sign language also means 'asshole') and say nice parking job.
He puts his phone down, looks at me and says "QUE!?!!?"
So I lean forward and holler in spanish, "you sure do know how to park!" and head inside. (first I scoped his plate number)
I glance back and he's standing at the back of his vehicle doing his mexican tough guy hat dance. but does not yell or follow.
come back out maybe 10 min later, fully expecting damage to my car. (why I got his plate) his car is gone but he spit on my car several times.
I laugh, was planning on giving both cars a good spring cleaning next week anyway.
anybody want to look up his plate # for me, send a PM~
mcantar18c
05-02-2011, 14:13
As I have been spending WAY too much time on the interstates lately...
Some slow ass Swift driver doing 64 in a 75, trying to pass a slow ass England doing 63.5.
I wonder if my F-350 could P.I.T. a semi?
Swift. There's your problem.
-People that fail to signal at all or only signal once they're already well within in the turn lane -- yeah thanks I figured out where you're going by now.
-People who have no respect for personal space. E.g., at the checkout line he or she will feel the need to unnecessarily get within brushing distance, especially when I'm entering my PIN. OR the other situation where I park my truck at the far end of the parking lot with no one else around for 40 spaces, yet when I return, always some weirdo who wanted to park right next to my ride. Why? Not so much of a pet peeve but baffling in an annoying way.
-Folks who eat up the short left turn light time by crawling through the intersection as if they have all the time in the world or they are the self-nominated pace car for everyone behind them.
I'm pretty sure someone told me "Keep the change" in Spanish yesterday. The pizza was $19.99 and he handed me a $20. I wished I had a penny on me so I could have given it to him.
When people come to my emergency desk and don't know any english. They just walk up and stare at me like I'm supposed to magically know what you need. This is why you should speak the language of the country you're in...if you're dying, there isn't much I can do for you if there's no way for me to know.
I'm pretty sure someone told me "Keep the change" in Spanish yesterday. The pizza was $19.99 and he handed me a $20. I wished I had a penny on me so I could have given it to him.
What pizza do you sling? Still haven't found a "great" pizza place in CO yet.
gnihcraes
05-02-2011, 21:11
stupid people driving cars, hit and run with a suspended license and crappy axx insurance.
I feel i'm getting screwed again after getting rear ended tonight, neck hurts, shoulder hurts, at least PD was able to track down the idiot.
#^%(*#@%^!(
why me.
Commercials when I pay for cable.
What pizza do you sling? Still haven't found a "great" pizza place in CO yet.
Won't find it in any delivery pizza. I like Beau Jo's but it's not for everyone. I don't like Anthony's and everyone likes that place.
Half Live
05-02-2011, 21:56
Won't find it in any delivery pizza. I like Beau Jo's but it's not for everyone. I don't like Anthony's and everyone likes that place.
Damnit now I'm going to have to go the Idaho Springs and get me a pie.
Some of my pet peeves are people who think they know stuff but I can prove them wrong. Like once a friend showed me a chain email with pictures of new navy jet fighters. I told him those aren't new, those are pictures from the movie Stealth. He didn't believe me so I showed him the movie.
There used to be a bunch of Beau Jo's locations. There are still some that aren't in Idaho Springs though. I worked there for 3 years as a kid.
Won't find it in any delivery pizza. I like Beau Jo's but it's not for everyone. I don't like Anthony's and everyone likes that place.
I like the taste of Beau Jo's but don't care for my pie to be almost half all crust.
Sorry to hijack the thread here...
People who complain about salad and call it "rabbit food." I like my meals to consist of hot, cooked meat as much as anyone else, but I still appreciate and enjoy a salad. When you stand in the buffet line at a wedding and call it "rabbit food," you're not funny or cool, you sound like your five.
Actually, I get bothered by people that can't manage a decent variety in their diet. I was once watching a show about getting people to eat healthier or something. This girl was standing on the sidewalk, having a melt down because she refused to eat a salad. She screamed that she wanted a burger, and threw the salad into the basket of a parked bike. Give me a break lady.
There are some foods that I don't like, coconuts, pineapple on pizza, and I think Eggnog tastes like Elf Cum, but I don't make a big deal about not liking the taste of something. Nor do I begrudge people who do like those foods. Except my mom, who still gets me to "just try some," EggNog every Christmas. I've been "just trying it" and telling her I don't like it for almost 30 years now.
blackford76
05-04-2011, 12:49
It isn't rabbit food, so much as it is what 'food' eats![Tooth]
One time, when asked if he would like a lime in his Corona, a friend replied, "No, I don't eat that rabbit shit."
Really?
blackford76
05-04-2011, 12:53
I prefer beer that doesn't need garnish to be drinkable.[Beer]
I've got a new one. It's Gloria Allred!
So recently, some coach did some things with a baseball bat in front of some kids. The parents are suing the coach for those actions. Here is a video of Allred recreating those actions, in front of those same kids during a press conference. Idiots. All idiots!
MKTSiH4bDtY
I prefer beer that doesn't need garnish to be drinkable.[Beer]
Me too. I like a lime in Corona, because I don't like Corona all that much, but I don't make a big deal out of it. Especially when the beer is free.
I DO like an orange in wheat beer though.
Lex_Luthor
05-04-2011, 12:58
The little cut on the inside of my nose.
Me too. I like a lime in Corona, because I don't like Corona all that much, but I don't make a big deal out of it. Especially when the beer is free.
I DO like an orange in wheat beer though.
I like Samuel Adams cherry wheat. Well used to, I don't drink anymore.
I've got a new one. It's Gloria Allred!
So recently, some coach did some things with a baseball bat in front of some kids. The parents are suing the coach for those actions. Here is a video of Allred recreating those actions, in front of those same kids during a press conference. Idiots. All idiots!
LOL that's great.
I'M suing you because you made this rude gesture in front of these girls. Here let me duplicate that rude gesture in front of these girls so you can see how rude it was.
I can see it now... prosecutor says "the defendant raped ms. victim, just like this!" ... then rapes her again in court to show how bad it was.
Except my mom, who still gets me to "just try some," EggNog every Christmas. I've been "just trying it" and telling her I don't like it for almost 30 years now.
Maybe if you stopped blowing elves, she'd stop asking you to switch to eggnog.
blackford76
05-04-2011, 14:08
Maybe if you stopped blowing elves, she'd stop asking you to switch to eggnog.
I was going to let that one slide. [NoEvil]
People who complain about salad and call it "rabbit food." I like my meals to consist of hot, cooked meat as much as anyone else, but I still appreciate and enjoy a salad. When you stand in the buffet line at a wedding and call it "rabbit food," you're not funny or cool, you sound like your five.
Salad:It's what food eats!
[LOL]
I was going to let that one slide. [NoEvil]
He either stole the line from Dave Attell, or he has first hand experience. I choose to believe it's first hand experience :D
jerrymrc
05-04-2011, 17:21
When you stand in the buffet line at a wedding and call it "rabbit food," you're not funny or cool, you sound like your five.
There is only one person allowed to say that and that is the person that paid for the reception. [Coffee]
He either stole the line from Dave Attell, or he has first hand experience. I choose to believe it's first hand experience :D
Dave Attell for sure. I have that skit on CD. It was taped in Colorado I think.
Wheat noodles. They taste like starch.
Not really a peeve per say, but I don't understand the thought process of people who flush the urinal mid leak. What's going on there?
People who you see 50 times a day at work, every single day, but never make eye contact with you or say hello. I guess if you don't want to talk to people, that is fine, but I find it is kind of awkward. One guy will literally not respond to me when I loudly and clearly say hello to him, unless I catch him by surprise and he doesn't know it is me. One time I got him to say hello on accident and I nearly cheered.
Might it be possible he doesn't want to talk to you?
Of course he doesn't, especially now that I've made such a big deal out of it.
gnihcraes
09-06-2011, 15:04
WOMEN: why do they always exit the wrong door? They always will go out the left door of a double door set, causing everyone coming in the correct door on the other side to move.
I just don't get it.
sneakerd
09-06-2011, 15:11
Women- they always want to talk.
mcantar18c
09-06-2011, 15:16
How the automatic doors at Wal Mart open from both sides. You can exit through the enter doors and enter through the exit doors, AND PEOPLE DO!. Probably 2/3s of the foot traffic I've seen go through the wrong f*cking door. It simply enables stupid [Bang]
I'm a nice guy, I hold the door open for women/children/elderly and step aside and let them pass when going through a choke point, but when I'm going through the door at Wal Mart and some idiot is coming through the same door from the wrong side, I pretend they don't exist and just keep walking.
Byte Stryke
09-06-2011, 15:26
I think Eggnog tastes like Elf Cum.
what in the hell...
I Do NOT want to know how you have a basis for your comparison.
Something that BURNS my ass.... People making a RIGHT hand turn into the left-most lane.
Vica versa
People making a right hand turn in a Marked protected turn lane that STOP to look around...
BITCH DRIVE! you get your own lane!
Denver metro area drivers. If I am doing 70 in a 65 passing slower traffic, I am not going to move over no matter how much you tailgate or flash your lights. I am not going to put myself behind traffic doing 55 so you can go 90.
With a few exceptions, people from the East or West coast.
Colorado's population growth in the last 20 years.
Just about anyone who thinks socialism is good.
Mexicans flying their former country's flag and speaking Spanish. If you want to be in the United States, learn the language and show some measure of loyalty to the country. If not, get the hell out! If you want to celebrate cinco de mayo, then go back to Mexico and celebrate it.
tmleadr03
09-06-2011, 15:28
Me too. I like a lime in Corona, because I don't like Corona all that much, but I don't make a big deal out of it. Especially when the beer is free.
I DO like an orange in wheat beer though.
I was under the impression that that lime in the Corona was due to gringos in Mexico noticing that the bars would throw a slice in the top of the bottle. This was not for flavor but to keep the flies out of your beer. Now it's for flavor.
Byte Stryke
09-06-2011, 15:32
Denver metro area drivers. If I am doing 70 in a 65 passing slower traffic, I am not going to move over no matter how much you tailgate or flash your lights. I am not going to put myself behind traffic doing 55 so you can go 90.
With a few exceptions, people from the East or West coast.
Colorado's population growth in the last 20 years.
Just about anyone who thinks socialism is good.
Mexicans flying their former country's flag and speaking Spanish. If you want to be in the United States, learn the language and show some measure of loyalty to the country. If not, get the hell out! If you want to celebrate cinco de mayo, then go back to Mexico and celebrate it.
Its a state law, Slower traffic keep right... if someone is behind you obviously going faster and you can get over, DO SO.
They do not celebrate "Cinco de mayonnaise" in mexico.
Its a state law, Slower traffic keep right... if someone is behind you obviously going faster and you can get over, DO SO.
They do not celebrate "Cinco de mayonnaise" in mexico.
State law also provides for a speed limit!
if some jackass wants to go 80, I could care less. I am not putting on my brakes, sitting behind much slower traffic, and then wasting my gas to get back up to speed.
SideShow Bob
09-06-2011, 15:51
what in the hell...
I Do NOT want to know how you have a basis for your comparison.
Something that BURNS my ass.... People making a RIGHT hand turn into the left-most lane.
Vica versa
People making a right hand turn in a Marked protected turn lane that STOP to look around...
BITCH DRIVE! you get your own lane!
Yep,
Byte is back...
Byte Stryke
09-06-2011, 15:58
State law also provides for a speed limit!
if some jackass wants to go 80, I could care less. I am not putting on my brakes, sitting behind much slower traffic, and then wasting my gas to get back up to speed.
my Father almost died because of a self-important fuck like you.
I'm trying to rush him to the hospital to save his life and you are worried about the speed-limit?
How in the hell do you know why the other person is speeding?
Maybe its an unmarked cruiser there captain justice?
Maybe their child is dying in the back seat and they are trying to get them to an ER?
keep yakking on your phone, feeling important. when I pit your ass into the ditch for obstructing traffic, call a cop.
here ya go captain speed limit:
J-goW15AwzM
my Father almost died because of a self-important fuck like you.
I'm trying to rush him to the hospital to save his life and you are worried about the speed-limit?
How in the hell do you know why the other person is speeding?
Maybe its an unmarked cruiser there captain justice?
Maybe their child is dying in the back seat and they are trying to get them to an ER?
keep yakking on your phone, feeling important. when I pit your ass into the ditch for obstructing traffic, call a cop.
here ya go captain speed limit:
J-goW15AwzM
Give it a shot POS; I'll out drive your stupid ass any day!
clublights
09-06-2011, 16:13
in before lock ?
Seriously tho .........
Both of you should be slightly less self righteous.
my Father almost died because of a self-important fuck like you.
I'm trying to rush him to the hospital to save his life and you are worried about the speed-limit?
How in the hell do you know why the other person is speeding?
Maybe its an unmarked cruiser there captain justice?
Maybe their child is dying in the back seat and they are trying to get them to an ER?
keep yakking on your phone, feeling important. when I pit your ass into the ditch for obstructing traffic, call a cop.
here ya go captain speed limit:
J-goW15AwzM
It seems as though somebody on this forum should know the foolishness of cursing and threatening someone without knowing who or what they are threatening.
Trying to put somebody in the ditch will get you some nice time behind bars to think about your stupidity.
Byte Stryke
09-06-2011, 16:15
Give it a shot POS; I'll out drive your stupid ass any day!
Well I tell ya what, keep picking and choosing which laws to follow.
You'll end up where ya belong soon enough.
Like the last obnoxious "individual".
God bless. :D
SideShow Bob
09-06-2011, 16:15
Yep,
Byte is defenitly back...
Denver metro area drivers. If I am doing 70 in a 65 passing slower traffic, I am not going to move over no matter how much you tailgate or flash your lights. I am not going to put myself behind traffic doing 55 so you can go 90.
^These jackwagons^
GTFO of the way!!
Byte Stryke
09-06-2011, 16:17
Yep,
Byte is definitely back...
Much to my own dismay some days
Byte Stryke
09-06-2011, 16:18
^These jackwagons^
GTFO of the way!!
damnit, me and Graves agree on something, I have to go
[ROFL1]
Yep,
Byte is defenitly back...
Hehe. [Beer]
ShooterJM
09-06-2011, 16:19
Give it a shot POS; I'll out drive your stupid ass any day!
[ROFL1] As long as he goes 75 or under right? [Bang]
clublights
09-06-2011, 16:23
[ROFL1] As long as he goes 75 or under right? [Bang]
Now that's just funny right there.
[ROFL1] As long as he goes 75 or under right? [Bang]
Again:
It seems as though somebody on this forum should know the foolishness of cursing and threatening someone without knowing who or what they are threatening. The comments Byte made are a real concern for anybody with firearms or a carry permit.
Additionally, making judgments about one's ability or experience based on chatter in an on-line forum seams pretty stupid!
clublights
09-06-2011, 16:32
Again:
It seems as though somebody on this forum should know the foolishness of cursing and threatening someone without knowing who or what they are threatening. The comments Byte made are a real concern for anybody with firearms or a carry permit.
Additionally, making judgments about one's ability or experience based on chatter in an on-line forum seams pretty stupid!
Not to stir the pot...............
But I'm gonna ...
didn't you just say you could out drive his POS ass any day... would't that be making a judgement on his driving abilities???
Just sayin....
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