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You folks read this?
Obese Ohio Man Found Fused to Chair He Sat in for 2 Years (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/03/29/obese-ohio-man-fused-chair-sat-2-years/?intcmp=obnetwork)
Published March 29, 2011
| NewsCore
A morbidly obese Ohio man was in the hospital Tuesday after police found him fused to a chair he had not moved from in two years...his girlfriend,...Officers who responded to the scene said that the man's skin was fused to the fabric of chair and that he was sitting in his own feces and urine with maggots visible..."
Byte Stryke
03-30-2011, 12:21
what in the hell is wrong with people?
and I Feel bad that I don't go to the Gym.
well at least I got my ass out of the chair today...
WIN!
SA Friday
03-30-2011, 12:24
Quesation is who enabled this waste of carbon for two years? Someone had to of been feeding and watering this veg for the two years.
bellavite1
03-30-2011, 12:24
I suddenly feel very much in shape...
Byte Stryke
03-30-2011, 12:33
Quesation is who enabled this waste of carbon for two years? Someone had to of been feeding and watering this veg for the two years.
you obviously didn't read the whole article.
His roommate and his Girlfriend helped him become the waste of oxygen he is today.
With friends like these who needs enemies?
Lochinver
03-30-2011, 12:50
un-beeee-lievable. Essentially, 3 people allowed this to go on. A landlord that does not notice the conditions that their property is in? Did they put a blanket over all the filth as well?
This isn't the first time I've heard of this.
The other story (about 5 years ago) was of a mentally retarded girl that didn't come out of the bathroom for two years and the toilet seat had to be surgically removed from her butt.
Bailey Guns
03-30-2011, 13:08
I've almost had to have my foot surgically removed from an ass or two on occasion.
Eh, you'd be real disappointed to learn how common this kind of thing is. Probably only made the news because the officers talked to the news (poor form by the way). In Tucson we had two bariatric ambulances, that were used on calls for patients over ~500lbs as a rule of thumb. City of under a million had too many people over 500-600 lbs to keep just one. And there were a couple of times I had to wait for one to free up. We did use them occasionally for other stuff, like patients in Halo braces too, but very very uncommon.
The toilet thing must be common, I knew of one call like that in Tucson. She was just fat, not retarded.
Would it be wrong of me to print this out and drop it on the desks of all the large women here at the office... and in highlighter write 'this could be you'? [Help]
Lochinver
03-30-2011, 13:19
^ Just don't let yourself be seen doing it.
what in the hell is wrong with people?
and I Feel bad that I don't go to the Gym.
well at least I got my ass out of the chair today...
WIN!
[ROFL3][ROFL3][ROFL3]
I read one a year or two ago about some lady fused to a couch in her apartment with the same scenario... feces, urine etc. They tried to surgicaly remover her from the couch but she didn't make it through surgery. Gee I wonder why she didn't make it?
Now when I miss hitting the gym due to illness I won't feel so guilty.
I still have the gumption to get off my ass everyday.
Byte Stryke
03-30-2011, 13:47
I still have the gumption to get off my ass everyday.
I got up, cleaned and dressed me, took wife to work(5am), came home put Little Byte back to bed. Looked for work for a few hours. Got Little Byte Up, Cleaned changed and dressed him, cooked Breakfast for everyone, ran the vacuum, Dusted, cleaned Little-Byte again Worked on his studies. all before 10am.
fer f*cksake I did more before 10am than that guy did in 2 weeks.
I have no problems :D
I got up, cleaned and dressed me, took wife to work, came home put Little Byte back to bed. Looked for work for a few hours. Got Little Byte Up, Cleaned changed and dressed him, cooked Breakfast for everyone, ran the vacuum, Dusted, cleaned Little-Byte again Worked on his studies. all before 10am.
You should be embarrassed for being so lazy.
Would it be wrong of me to print this out and drop it on the desks of all the large women here at the office... and in highlighter write 'this could be you'? [Help]
can you get vid of them reading it?
Byte Stryke
03-30-2011, 13:53
You should be embarrassed for being so lazy.
I know, right?
A REAL Man would have started at 4.
SA Friday
03-30-2011, 14:41
you obviously didn't read the whole article.
His roommate and his Girlfriend helped him become the waste of oxygen he is today.
I don't have enough time in my life to read a whole article about someone (+ the enablers) who should simply be shot and buried to get the genes out of the pool.
Besides I was on my phone on the lite rail when I read it. It's a PITA to check links when doing that.
How can you have a girlfriend in that state? This just brings up way too may disgusting questions. Just shoot them and be done with it.
ronaldrwl
03-30-2011, 15:23
I feel like taking a shower and scrubbing with sandpaper after reading that.
What I want to know is, at what point in time did this fat @$$ or any other morbidly obese loser just give up? I don't feel one bit sorry for these people. Nobody should, I think we should let them die in their own filth and gluttony.
Instead, these are the type of people that blame McDonalds for making them fat. Because McDonalds was the one force feeding them all the fatty foods.
What I want to know is, at what point in time did this fat @$$ or any other morbidly obese loser just give up? I don't feel one bit sorry for these people. Nobody should, I think we should let them die in their own filth and gluttony.
Instead, these are the type of people that blame McDonalds for making them fat. Because McDonalds was the one force feeding them all the fatty foods.
There was a study published in a psychological journal recently that says the majority of obese people don't realize they are obese, or at least don't recognize it to be a problem. In their mind they are just as skinny and normal as a healthy person. So don't blame McDonalds or otherwise, besides a lot of Obese people don't even eat fast food (most of them do though). Blame the brain
Byte Stryke
03-30-2011, 16:31
There was a study published in a psychological journal recently that says the majority of obese people don't realize they are obese, or at least don't recognize it to be a problem. In their mind they are just as skinny and normal as a healthy person. So don't blame McDonalds or otherwise, besides a lot of Obese people don't even eat fast food (most of them do though). Blame the brain
Bullshit,
I know I am a fat-ass
when I have added 6 " to my wait in as many years... I am a fat ass.
Whenever I got to McDonald's drive through I remember that when I Graduated AIT I was 6' Tall, weighed 250" Had a 28" waist and a 54" Chest.
now
Still 6' tall
40" waist and still 250# :(
yes, I'll have a grilled chicken salad, no dressing and a small drink.
:(
There was a study published in a psychological journal recently that says the majority of obese people don't realize they are obese, or at least don't recognize it to be a problem. In their mind they are just as skinny and normal as a healthy person. So don't blame McDonalds or otherwise, besides a lot of Obese people don't even eat fast food (most of them do though). Blame the brain
So, What's the girlfriends excuse?
Bullshit,
I know I am a fat-ass
when I have added 6 " to my wait in as many years... I am a fat ass.
Whenever I got to McDonald's drive through I remember that when I Graduated AIT I was 6' Tall, weighed 250" Had a 28" waist and a 54" Chest.
now
Still 6' tall
40" waist and still 250# :(
yes, I'll have a grilled chicken salad, no dressing and a small drink.
:(
I said most people. Let me try to find a link.
Girlfriend has no excuse, she's just an idiot. But the guy probably thought he was normal.
Quick link
http://healthland.time.com/2011/03/08/did-your-doctor-call-you-fat-you-should-thank-her-for-it/
http://blogs.orlandosentinel.com/health/2010/09/03/fat-and-unaware-most-obese-americans-dont-think-they-are/
http://www.cbn.com/cbnnews/healthscience/2010/September/Fat--Unaware-Obese-Americans-Think-Theyre-OK-/
Can't find the pdf anymore I might have deleted it.
CrufflerSteve
03-30-2011, 17:05
I think we don't recognize it as much in Colorado since I think we have one of the lower obesity rates in the country. A few years ago I had to do a business trip to Okalahoma and Wow! Fat chicks everywhere. Really, really fat.
That fat guy fused to the chair and the people feeding him sound like some serious mental cases found each other. That's so messed up I can't picture that without hard core mental problems.
Steve
ronaldrwl
03-30-2011, 17:15
Bullshit,
I know I am a fat-ass
when I have added 6 " to my wait in as many years... I am a fat ass.
Whenever I got to McDonald's drive through I remember that when I Graduated AIT I was 6' Tall, weighed 250" Had a 28" waist and a 54" Chest.
now
Still 6' tall
40" waist and still 250# :(
yes, I'll have a grilled chicken salad, no dressing and a small drink.
:(
You should grow taller.
patrick0685
03-30-2011, 18:58
I got up, cleaned and dressed me, took wife to work(5am), came home put Little Byte back to bed. Looked for work for a few hours. Got Little Byte Up, Cleaned changed and dressed him, cooked Breakfast for everyone, ran the vacuum, Dusted, cleaned Little-Byte again Worked on his studies. all before 10am.
fer f*cksake I did more before 10am than that guy did in 2 weeks.
I have no problems :D
i would say thats more than he did in 2 years
How would you like to be the paramedics that had to tend to this mole?
@Ranger, a Cop had to throw away his uniform.
The guy has died. I saw an update a little while ago.
I didn't read the article, but I'm pretty sure that you have to have some sort of mental disability in order to let something like this happen.
Yeah, I know I'm a fatass too, but Jeezus, growing into the furniture? How the fuck can a person grow into the furniture? Fusing with the fabric? How the hell can that even happen.....
Yeah, I know I'm a fatass too, but Jeezus, growing into the furniture? How the fuck can a person grow into the furniture? Fusing with the fabric? How the hell can that even happen.....
Pressure from him sitting forces the fibers of the chair into his legs and ass. After a while, the skin starts to grow over them and heal the area that has pressure over it. Then it just keeps repeating over and over like that.
You know when you sleep and you get sheet marks? Well your body will eventually try to heal over those and it will grow skin, fusing them into your body.
just insane people let themselves get to that point. I understand some people have issues, but not leaving a chair for 2 years...WTF
Bullshit,
I know I am a fat-ass
when I have added 6 " to my wait in as many years... I am a fat ass.
Whenever I got to McDonald's drive through I remember that when I Graduated AIT I was 6' Tall, weighed 250" Had a 28" waist and a 54" Chest.
now
Still 6' tall
40" waist and still 250# :(
yes, I'll have a grilled chicken salad, no dressing and a small drink.
:(
That is NOT your fault. It is also not McDonalds fault either. Clearly your problem is the result of a disease called gravity. If it were not for Newton and his BS law you would still be in great shape.
My suggestion would be to call the Strong Arm. Frank Azaar will find any living no matter how distant relatives of Sir Newton and make them pay for the damage he has done to you (and me as well). It is time we put a stop this dirty disease called gravity and make those responisble pay for all of the pain and suffering they have caused. I have heard stories of men who have not seen their own genitalia in decades due to gravity.
If it were not for the bogus law of gravity the man mentioned in this thread may have been able to free himself of the chair that imprisoned him. Gravity held him back from getting up and it rendered his girlfriend usless.
GRAVITY MUST STOP NOW.
GRAVITY [M2]
StagLefty
03-31-2011, 07:54
I think BigDee is on to something here but I think we need "Constitutional Gravity" for the pro choice obese [ROFL1]
funkfool
03-31-2011, 11:01
Ok... no-one is going to say it?
"That must be one comfy a*s chair!"
Byte Stryke
03-31-2011, 11:21
Ok... no-one is going to say it?
"That must be one comfy a*s chair!"
Actually there was a secret side bet.
The First one to mention that it must have been a very comfortable chair has to wash fat-boys ass for a month.
[Puke]
My suggestion would be to call 'The Strong Arm' Frank Azar, hewill find any living no matter how distant relatives of Sir Newton and make them pay for the damage he has done to you (and me as well). It is time we put a stop this dirty disease called gravity and make those responsible pay for all of the pain and suffering they have caused. I have heard stories of men who have not seen their own genitalia in decades due to gravity.
I may be wrong in this.. However, I'm pretty sure we would never take the case :) There is just no way to prove that Sir Newton profited from his theory. You are just SOL Byte :)
You can start coming to the gym w/ me though.
Byte Stryke
03-31-2011, 11:23
I may be wrong in this.. However, I'm pretty sure we would never take the case :) There is just no way to prove that Sir Newton profited from his theory. You are just SOL Byte :)
You can start coming to the gym w/ me though.
your firm is paying for the fees and Babysitter?
Otherwise I Have to continue chasing him around for my exercise.
(Great Cardio btw.)
your firm is paying for the fees and Babysitter?
Otherwise I Have to continue chasing him around for my exercise.
(Great Cardio btw.)
That's what the TV is for.. babysitting. Get with the times Byte :)
I'm sure I could find someone here to watch him, it's a pretty kid friendly place. Even when the boss is around.
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