View Full Version : GSXR Squib attempts to fight ticket
Mobat555
04-07-2011, 08:45
Make sure you watch till the very end. From the 5:00 marker one is just priceless.
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Byte Stryke
04-07-2011, 08:53
Make sure you watch till the very end. From the 5:00 marker one is just priceless.
stupid people playing stupid games winning stupid prizes.
[ROFL1]
FireMoth
04-07-2011, 09:05
Little pet peeve of mine, but a 'squib' is failure to ignite, or insufficient ignition of a cartridge.
A little power ranger punk on a sport bike is a "Squid", which is a phonetic contraction of "squirrely kid", referring to the result of them having more bike than skill.
Little pet peeve of mine, but a 'squib' is failure to ignite, or insufficient ignition of a cartridge.
A little power ranger punk on a sport bike is a "Squid", which is a phonetic contraction of "squirrely kid", referring to the result of them having more bike than skill.
Squid: a sport biker that acts and dresses inappropriately, often affecting the safety and sanity of the surrounding riders
http://www.cosportbikeclub.org/forums/images/smilies/sm-squid.gif
That was great. What a moron
that was a funny coffee break [Coffee]
Little pet peeve of mine, but a 'squib' is failure to ignite, or insufficient ignition of a cartridge.
A little power ranger punk on a sport bike is a "Squid", which is a phonetic contraction of "squirrely kid", referring to the result of them having more bike than skill.
Chances are if they look like a power ranger they're probably not a squid. IME most of the time those in full leathers tend to be the more experienced/responsible riders.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FM5YZYWXL._SL500_AA300_.jpg (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B000FN04HQ/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=3375251&s=sporting-goods)
Zundfolge
04-07-2011, 10:07
A little power ranger punk on a sport bike is a "Squid", which is a phonetic contraction of "squirrely kid", referring to the result of them having more bike than skill.
Yeah, the "power rangers" in full leather aren't Squids.
The Squids are the ones wearing no helmet, shorts, flop flops, have a helmet-less chick on the back wearing shorts and a tank top.
While "Squid" can be a phonetic contraction of "squirrely kid" it also refers to the fact that many of these kids look like fried calamari when they put their little speed machines down on the hard pavement.
FireMoth
04-07-2011, 10:15
To me, a power ranger is the kid with the matching leather jacket... open. the matching helmet... attached to the back of the bike. Matching gloves... in the tail trunk. Sunglasses, check!
...and Japanese anime character wind proof hair spiked up with air craft epoxy.... hence the power ranger thing.
But i take it we all agree that none of these things are a 'squib', with a 'b'
Lex_Luthor
04-07-2011, 10:17
hahaha what an asshat.
Bailey Guns
04-07-2011, 10:18
What a mope. That's the kind of guy that would've made me work really hard to find a reason to take him to jail.
His bike was the only thing that dropped faster than his ego after the judge got done with him.
Ahhh yes, that qualifies. I took it you were meaning a suited up power ranger.
Mobat555
04-07-2011, 10:37
My apologizes for any mis-categorization of terms in the title. It was unintentional and I am unable to my knowledge to correct it.
Zundfolge
04-07-2011, 10:53
Actually I'm not entirely convinced that "Squib" doesn't apply to this guy.
When you take into account his failure to fire at the end of the video I think both terms are equally applicable.
ronaldrwl
04-07-2011, 11:00
Speechless............. Grow up Ray. You're not all that.
I wish it was judge Judy presiding :)
patrick0685
04-07-2011, 11:08
that was to funny...what a dumbass[LOL]
Oldie but goodie.
Thanks for posting I've been wanting to show someone that.
I thought were called "squids" because the ones that are usually dressed for the beach end up looking like squid somewhere along the roadside.
Who knows... either way good vid.
[Beer]
Oldie but goodie.
Indeed [Beer]
Haha what a douche bag! That judge is hot though...
Haha what a douche bag! That judge is hot though...
yeah I guarantee she's gone naked under that robe before.
Byte Stryke
04-07-2011, 12:33
yeah I guarantee she's gone naked under that robe before.
F**K
Now I'm going to be thinking about that all day
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200 Miles per hour?
Maybe in the back of a C130...
The bike has a factory speed limiter @ 186 mph
Douchebag...
the highside in the parking lot was priceless, though...[LOL]
BPTactical
04-07-2011, 12:58
One shant allow ones mouth to write a check thine ass can't cash.
What a marooon.................
Byte Stryke
04-07-2011, 13:15
seems this guy does other tricks as well.
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147
Yes, he is a sex offender.
SEX OFFENSE, FEDERAL (RECEIPT OF MATERIAL BY MAIL, INVOLVING THE SEXUAL EXPLOITATION OF CHILDREN)
but wait, there's more!:
http://www.google.com/search?q=VERNON+R+WARD&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
ronaldrwl
04-07-2011, 13:18
seems this guy does other tricks as well.
http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147
Yes, he is a sex offender.
but wait, there's more!:
http://www.google.com/search?q=VERNON+R+WARD&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
"SEX OFFENSE, FEDERAL (RECEIPT OF MATERIAL BY MAIL, INVOLVING THE SEXUAL EXPLOITATION OF CHILDREN)"
45 is a bit too old to be carrying on like a punk fratboy.
200 Miles per hour?
Maybe in the back of a C130...
The bike has a factory speed limiter @ 186 mph
Douchebag...
the highside in the parking lot was priceless, though...[LOL]
Just so you know, you can take the governor's off. The end was priceless as you say though.
KevDen2005
04-07-2011, 14:34
Little pet peeve of mine, but a 'squib' is failure to ignite, or insufficient ignition of a cartridge.
A little power ranger punk on a sport bike is a "Squid", which is a phonetic contraction of "squirrely kid", referring to the result of them having more bike than skill.
Didn't know either of those terms. Thank you, and I plan on using them so extensively that I annoy the people around me.
Just so you know, you can take the governor's off. The end was priceless as you say though.
Yeah, a TRE will convince the ECU that the bike's in 5th gear, so no speed limiter, or you can do it in software internally in the ECU. Doesn't alter the fact that this particular bike is about 50 horsepower shy of what it would take just to overcome the aerodynamic drag at 200. Or that he's a tool. [LOL]
theGinsue
04-07-2011, 15:41
My apologizes for any mis-categorization of terms in the title. It was unintentional and I am unable to my knowledge to correct it.
First, no apologies necessary - just fun banter going around; no need/reason to take it personal.
Secondly, yep, you can edit your own posts, just not thread titles - that's a reserved "benefit" for the mods. You want to change it (no reason to, but...), just send me a PM and I'll make it happen.
Now, go find more funny stuff to post.
theGinsue
04-07-2011, 16:00
I've got no words to describe how lowly I think of this "Ray".
I've got no words to describe how lowly I think of this "Ray".
Perhaps he should be used as fertilizer for non edible plants...
What's sad is I have actually met people like that.. here.. locally.[AR15]
clublights
04-07-2011, 18:11
What's sad is I have actually met people like that.. here.. locally.[AR15]
I'm NOTHING like that .. i'm only 36 .. so SHUT IT Monky!!!!!!
Wait you didn't mean me did you ?
Judge Brenda can bang my gavel ANY time.
BREATHER
04-07-2011, 18:21
He needs a barbell stuck up his ass by an illegal. He's an asshole that ruins shit for the rest of us..[ROFL1]
I'm NOTHING like that .. i'm only 36 .. so SHUT IT Monky!!!!!!
Wait you didn't mean me did you ?
Well Club.. if you were to show a judge 'what you were workin with' I'm pretty sure you'd be arrested. [LOL][Muaha]
clublights
04-07-2011, 19:18
Well Club.. if you were to show a judge 'what you were workin with' I'm pretty sure you'd be arrested. [LOL][Muaha]
WEll Of course......... that thing should be registered as a weapon !!!
See how I turned that around ?
HA!
MuzzleFlash
04-08-2011, 01:42
I can only hope that God's gift to women, this legend in his own mind, hasn't reproduced yet. If he regularly redlines that bike, the law of averages will put him in his rightful place long before the law of the land does.
Anyone find newdz of Judge Jugs yet?
The ending alone was worth my agony of watching this dude trying to "put his moves" on the judge.
Hey and BTW, is that the girl from Mythbusters presiding over the court? [Tooth]
Big Wall
04-08-2011, 20:07
My momma says stupid is as stupid does.
A little power ranger punk on a sport bike is a "Squid", which is a phonetic contraction of "squirrely kid", referring to the result of them having more bike than skill.
I laughed. I do every time I see that jackwad.
I've always heard the term squid when referring to someone who doesn't wear protective gear, because your insides look like a squid when splattered on the pavement.
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