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Heep72
05-01-2011, 15:47
So....I cant seem to stop thinking about, and playin with my firearms! This has been going on for years. Dont worry, my girlfriend doesnt understand either. There is always one in sight when I am home. Accessories, ammo, you name it, it is on my mind. Is this normal fellow gun enthusiasts? Do I have a serious (nothing else better to do) problem? Please tell me I am normal.
Mtn.man
05-01-2011, 15:49
GA my friend GA.


I'm _____ And I'm addicted to guns.
DSB OUTDOORS
05-01-2011, 15:52
Not a day goes by without touching at least one gun for me!! [Beer]
patrick0685
05-01-2011, 15:57
Not a day goes by without touching at least one gun/boob for me!! [Beer]

same for me and the edit
Mtn.man
05-01-2011, 15:57
Addictions are hard to realize when it is yourself that has the addiction.

At least that is what the wife sez...


I have alot. according to her.
DSB OUTDOORS
05-01-2011, 16:00
same for me and the edit
Thanks for the edit!! [Tooth] Its true!!
Big Wall
05-01-2011, 16:03
Sorry, can't reply. Need to touch a gun.[UZI]
Heep72
05-01-2011, 16:04
AR's this, AK's that....1911's, shotguns, (cough) beer, best deals on ammo.....for the love of pete....will it ever end??? I hope not! [Tooth]
DSB OUTDOORS
05-01-2011, 16:10
AR's this, AK's that....1911's, shotguns, (cough) beer, best deals on ammo.....for the love of pete....will it ever end??? I hope not! [Tooth]
Hell no it wont stop. Every time I look at the clock, I see 2:22 or 2:23 3:08, 4:08 is coming up for 408 chey-tac, 5:56 all these and mor calibers are [Swim] in my head all the time!!
Heep72
05-01-2011, 16:11
Hell no it wont stop. Every time I look at the clock, I see 2:22 or 2:23 3:08, 4:08 is coming up for 408 chey-tac, 5:56 all these and mor calibers are [Swim] in my head all the time!!

Too funny! [ROFL1]
DSB OUTDOORS
05-01-2011, 16:20
Too funny! [ROFL1]
Whats worse is that I reload all kinds of ammo so I have the bullet diameters in my head too. Bullet weights also. [Whacko]
Mtn.man
05-01-2011, 16:22
The main problem in this house is the Voices.





Here I am.


Open the safe again.


Where are you?


AAARRRggggh.
DSB OUTDOORS
05-01-2011, 16:25
The main problem in this house is the Voices.





Here I am.


Open the safe again.


Where are you?


AAARRRggggh.
I'm hungry, feed me, feed me.[Tooth]
Heep72
05-01-2011, 16:26
Whats worse is that I reload all kinds of ammo so I have the bullet diameters in my head too. Bullet weights also. [Whacko]

Its all fun and games until someone losses an eye! Heh, heh!
DSB OUTDOORS
05-01-2011, 16:29
Its all fun and games until someone losses an eye! Heh, heh!
Its crazy, pure madness and I like it!! [Coffee]
sniper7
05-01-2011, 16:30
GA my friend GA.


I'm _____ And I'm addicted to guns.

[ROFL1]
SAnd
05-01-2011, 17:47
I love full moons.

Sitting there nekid, surrounded by guns, in light of a full moon, while I fondle and commune with them one at a time.

It's such a special time.

I definitely caress them between full moons too.
SideShow Bob
05-01-2011, 17:48
GA my friend GA.


I'm _____ And I'm addicted to guns.

It should actually be: Hi, my name is ________ and I'm a gunaholic...[Tooth]
Does anybody know if there are any GA groups in the Metro area, I think I am need of help, i cannot go a week without buying or trading a gun or something gun related. [Help]
Heep72
05-01-2011, 17:49
I love full moons.

Sitting there nekid, surrounded by guns, in light of a full moon, while I fondle and commune with them one at a time.

It's such a special time.

I definitely caress them between full moons too.

Um, shyeah! And I thought I had a "gun" problem! [Beer]
DSB OUTDOORS
05-01-2011, 18:38
No problem if you have a barrel big enough to handle the equipment. .223 aka 22cal more than adequate. [ROFL3]
BlasterBob
05-01-2011, 18:46
I hate to put the gun down long enough to make this post.
I suppose I could just use one hand to do the typing though.[Beer]
Heep72
05-01-2011, 18:49
I hate to put the gun down long enough to make this post.
I suppose I could just use one hand to do the typing though.[Beer]

Hunt and peck.
Scanker19
05-01-2011, 18:51
Mine tell me bedtime stories.
patrick0685
05-01-2011, 18:58
I hate to put the gun down long enough to make this post.
I suppose I could just use one hand to do the typing though.[Beer]

pff...use the barrel to type[ROFL3]
DSB OUTDOORS
05-01-2011, 19:07
Mine tell me bedtime stories.
You sleep with one too?? [Beer]
Monky
05-01-2011, 19:29
You only have one in sight... pfft.. rookie. You aren't addicted!

From my desk.. I see..


Sig 229
G27
Sig 239
PX4..

I keep the music pretty loud.. they keep talking to me.. I don't speak German or Italian.. but I think they're talking to me.. the music drowns them out. Maybe they're just arguing with each other.
Heep72
05-01-2011, 19:36
You only have one in sight... pfft.. rookie. You aren't addicted!

From my desk.. I see..


Sig 229
G27
Sig 239
PX4..

I keep the music pretty loud.. they keep talking to me.. I don't speak German or Italian.. but I think they're talking to me.. the music drowns them out. Maybe they're just arguing with each other.

A gun orgy! Thats what I am talking about!
DSB OUTDOORS
05-01-2011, 19:41
A gun orgy! Thats what I am talking about!
Was it good for you too???[Tooth]
Heep72
05-01-2011, 19:43
Was it good for you too???[Tooth]

I need a cigarette!
colocowboy01
05-01-2011, 21:33
I set in my pick-up at lunch time and disassemble the different guns I have in the truck and put them back together.
[Weight]
ldmaster
05-01-2011, 21:41
and realized that I had six guns in the car, not for any particular reason - just HAD them, in a bag, on my belt, ankle, under the seat, on top of the rear seat...

There's this new reality show called "Taboo" and on a promo ad it showed this guy KISSING cars, as if he were in love with it...

so, are you THAT obsessed with them? More? less?
KevDen2005
05-01-2011, 22:59
I love mine too, but you may want to get a book, some movies, and/or porn...
Scanker19
05-01-2011, 23:04
I love mine too, but you may want to get a book, some movies, and/or porn...

Gun Porn?

GUN XXX (http://forums.thecmp.org/showthread.php?t=259)
KevDen2005
05-01-2011, 23:12
Gun Porn?

GUN XXX (http://forums.thecmp.org/showthread.php?t=259)

LOL...I was thinking something else...my gun is the only thing I wear during sex
ChunkyMonkey
05-01-2011, 23:24
Obama is also thinking about your guns. Wait til his 2nd term.
KevDen2005
05-01-2011, 23:26
Obama is also thinking about your guns. Wait til his 2nd term.


TRUE THAT!!! Hopefully we can stop a second term occuring through an election.

Hopefully republicans don't run Trump and I hope Trump doesn't run on his own drawing away from other republican votes
Daniel_187
05-02-2011, 09:59
I can't stop fingering my guns too, I don't have enough
Byte Stryke
05-02-2011, 10:53
TRUE THAT!!! Hopefully we can stop a second term occuring through an election.

Hopefully republicans don't run Trump and I hope Trump doesn't run on his own drawing away from other republican votes

After last Night... he is going to be a hard one to beat

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The Libtards are all in a frenzy over the holy one.