The post whore thread.

[Ridge]

I demand a pony!

[buffalobo]

Ahh sheet Ginsue went curly bill
[emoji375]

The smilies/emoticons on tapatalk couldn't suck any worse.

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[buffalobo]

I need to talk to the boss of this place also!
Which one?

How's things?

Family?

Biz?

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[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Damnit. New title... Everything is good man. No complaints whatsoever.

[Mazin]

Hey just found your last video HCWT

EKMxhmUsac4

[HoneyBadger]

Woo is in charge of this place? I've got some complaints!

[HoneyBadger]

Who*






[Coffee]

[brutal]

Woo's on first?

[buffalobo]

Never heard of woo, ho runs this place.

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[HoneyBadger]

Woo's on first?
No, woo's on second!

[Mazin]

Woo is in charge of this place? I've got some complaints!


I believe you might want to talk to our complaint services representative Great Kazoo

[buffalobo]

Damnit. New title... Everything is good man. No complaints whatsoever.

Meh, it's a cool title. I can ban your ass, but I can't change your title. Which is probably a good thing. Less crabby/bitchy emails and pm's.

[brutal]

No, woo's on second!

I thought What's on second?

I don't know anymore.

Wait, is he on third?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hmmmm.......new titles. Ya never know when it's gonna happen.

lol.

Good morning, fellers.

[Great-Kazoo]

No, woo's on second!

Woo u talking to , cocksucka
https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.yjfeP6r4RazGX4vwdI4bAg&pid=15.1&P=0

[Great-Kazoo]

Woo? I'm talking to you that's woo
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Rq_SuOcpV0Q/TRZ0_GoR6LI/AAAAAAAAAEs/BeyPDg6P0mY/s1600/wallpaper-bloodletting-1600.jpg

[HoneyBadger]

I believe you might want to talk to our complaint services representative Great Kazoo
[ROFL1]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Complaints appreciated.....expect a cordial response on the.............

12th of Never.

Thank you for your input, and have a nice day...:)

[Irving]

It's been a while since I've done something irresponsible, so I built this last night. I guess I could go get some daytime pictures now.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/yzowRjpTBYo3Vl45Lf_6y7Ovf2axoMjacjVbRB3ly3If=w538-h955-no

[driver]

A responsible adult would put a Walmart blue foam sleeping mat under that and call it good.

[Irving]

Here are some daytime pictures. The branch it's tied to is 19'3" from the ground. I put the ladder in the first crotch (center right), then climbed the rest of the way up. It was uncomfortable and I felt more stupid than cool being that high over the yard.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/aLxcotlVxvJ7ZuuVcmsdvRAmTsGn8Mx0s8SfzsVChBve=w538-h955-no

Knots are tied every 20". This is a 3/8" rope from Home Depot with a working load of 695lbs. There was a poly rope of the same size with a working load just over 1,000lbs. I probably should have gotten the poly rope but this one felt more "grippy" for climbing, and the kids don't weigh much.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/5HEHoBxrfDJO8kczAqvr_b61moKSe-5BIhJdKYhDP9c1=w1698-h955-no

The important part is the kid is loving it. It was the last thing she did last night, and the first thing this morning. I think I'll go to a tire place and beg off a used tire to hang instead of that branch.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-oEd-1hys58BtKzJqiEQVwJ_L3SDAy1U8OjhR2JAiW32=w1698-h955-no

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/wZsnsukdW8dX5HytksjsB2VTSu2hQ-npKij-kSKTp_wp=w1698-h955-no

[buffalobo]

Here are some daytime pictures. The branch it's tied to is 19'3" from the ground. I put the ladder in the first crotch (center right), then climbed the rest of the way up. It was uncomfortable and I felt more stupid than cool being that high over the yard.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/aLxcotlVxvJ7ZuuVcmsdvRAmTsGn8Mx0s8SfzsVChBve=w538-h955-no

Knots are tied every 20". This is a 3/8" rope from Home Depot with a working load of 695lbs. There was a poly rope of the same size with a working load just over 1,000lbs. I probably should have gotten the poly rope but this one felt more "grippy" for climbing, and the kids don't weigh much.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/5HEHoBxrfDJO8kczAqvr_b61moKSe-5BIhJdKYhDP9c1=w1698-h955-no

The important part is the kid is loving it. It was the last thing she did last night, and the first thing this morning. I think I'll go to a tire place and beg off a used tire to hang instead of that branch.
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-oEd-1hys58BtKzJqiEQVwJ_L3SDAy1U8OjhR2JAiW32=w1698-h955-no

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/wZsnsukdW8dX5HytksjsB2VTSu2hQ-npKij-kSKTp_wp=w1698-h955-no


I will give you a tire.

[Irving]

Let me see if I can snag one today, and if not, I'm down.

[Great-Kazoo]

Looks like a lynching rope to me. Time to rally the SJW's .

[Mazin]

Let me see if I can snag one today, and if not, I'm down.


59371


I know it still has the rim but it's all yours if you want to come and grab it. Wife will be home all day and I might be able to talk her into meeting you if you want it.

[Irving]

How would I get it off the rim?

[Mazin]

Hopes and dreams bro?

[Great-Kazoo]

How would I get it off the rim?

Lots of alcohol and lube, how else do you "get it off the rim"

. Yo Mr. Shade Tree mechanic, you don't have a tire machine?? #limpwrench

[Irving]

Got a tire from mother-in-law (no rim), and already managed to break my 6 foot aluminum A-frame ladder by falling off the very top of it.

[HoneyBadger]

how do you break a ladder by falling off of it?

[HoneyBadger]

I gotta say, I'm impressed by the local fireworks around here. (Anything that leaves the ground or explodes is illegal) It seems that nearly everyone has some fun artillery shells and the cops really don't care. Good view from my driveway.

[Irving]

how do you break a ladder by falling off of it?

I was standing on the top most platform and was leaning forward while holding the tire in front of me. The combined weight of me standing above regulation height, and me holding the tire, caused the ladder to tip over forward. I rode the top of the ladder down most of the way and just managed to hold my feet up at the last second to slide across the grass on the back. Meanwhile, the ladder hit the ground face first at top speed, and instead of the little aluminum arms folding up like normal, they just bent straight out to the sides as the ladder folded. So, it's not completely broken, it's just not really safe anymore. Good thing it is only a little one for indoors anyway.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Neato rope for the kiddo, Irving. I have all the used tires you'll ever need. Just ask.

[buffalobo]

How come you had to stand on ladder to hang tire swing?

Aren't most all swings knee to waist high?

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[OtterbatHellcat]

Looks like a lynching rope to me. Time to rally the SJW's .

Cyber bullying is a crime now.

LOL

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya, Lobo.

:D

[buffalobo]

Hey Cat. How you be?

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[OtterbatHellcat]

Good, Brother....Thanks.

Hope stuff is good on your side as well.

[buffalobo]

Doing alright. Finished putting together the wife's Bday gift and relaxing with barley soda.

sent from my electronic ball and chain

[Irving]

How come you had to stand on ladder to hang tire swing?

Aren't most all swings knee to waist high?



I had to stand on the ladder to get as high as I could so I could swing higher.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Major ant infestation at my front door.....vacuum and silicone for now....Orkin or somebody is gonna get some business.

DAMN.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

They're just ants. They won't eat much.

[Great-Kazoo]

Major ant infestation at my front door.....vacuum and silicone for now....Orkin or somebody is gonna get some business.

DAMN.

Old pest control trick. Cigarette ashes along / across the access way . For some reason they don't cross it.

[Great-Kazoo]

So looking in to another place to relocate. Just found out the area we're looking at has LEGALIZED Brothels & Casino's [facepalm]

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

You're moving?

[Great-Kazoo]

You're moving?

Depends what we hear this up coming week. Found a few places that have potential. Of course like a resume, they look good on paper. I know we've pulled up to a house looking at a camper that was listed as "IMMACULATE CONDITION". Then you saw it in person and even the mice couldn't stand to live in it.

[SideShow Bob]

Old pest control trick. Cigarette ashes along / across the access way . For some reason they don't cross it.

Is that like the camping trick where you circle your tent / campsite with a rope to keep snakes out ?

[buffalobo]

Is that like the camping trick where you circle your tent / campsite with a rope to keep snakes out ?

You don't?[panic]

[theGinsue]

So looking in to another place to relocate. Just found out the area we're looking at has LEGALIZED Brothels & Casino's [facepalm]
I'm not seeing the problem. Having a brothel nearby might be convenient of you win big at the casinos.

[Great-Kazoo]

Is that like the camping trick where you circle your tent / campsite with a rope to keep snakes out ?

We don't tent camp, so that answer is unknown.

[Irving]

We don't tent camp, so that answer is unknown.

If I were surrounded by brothels, I wouldn't waste time camping either.

[HoneyBadger]

If I were surrounded by brothels, I wouldn't waste time camping either.
Ha! Congrats - You win the PWT for the day. [ROFL3]

[Irving]

Here's a riddle for you guys. What always pops tents, but never camps?

[Great-Kazoo]

Ha! Congrats - You win the PWT for the day. [ROFL3]

It still doesn't atone for his tire/ladder trick. Here Hold My beer.

[SideShow Bob]

Here's a riddle for you guys. What always pops tents, but never camps?

Let me guess, given your Post Whore Prowess, I would say an Erection.

[Irving]

No, Kazoo!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Today's secret word is.......

Boner..

ha ha.

[KS63]

Monday. Ugh....

[Great-Kazoo]

Monday. Ugh....

Tuesday, How.

[Irving]

Yo bros, what's going on?

[Great-Kazoo]

Yo bros, what's going on?

Waiting to read what your latest adventure was. You skateboard?

[Irving]

Hey Monky, what is this? Looks like an older Ferrari?

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/MBBbVd51-zsMO7av5kIlyuVonmjJKiAQ4tGqSxtZFFiv=w1698-h955-no

[Irving]

Waiting to read what your latest adventure was. You skateboard?

Well, since you asked, I'm pretty beat up from that tire swing. Bruises and abrasions all over the place. Did you know that 3/4" butterfly drill bits don't like steel belted radials? At one point, I took a piece of steel belt to the eye and about f'ing blinded myself. I don't know how I blinked in time, but I have matching "pokes" in my upper and lower eyelids on my left eye. Between that and popping nails out of the concrete floor after pulling the carpet in my living room, I'm surprised I can still see at all. Not to mention that now I probably have mesothelioma.

[Irving]

Here are some of the pets, momentarily getting along.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/TeUIHCYSZBTigOePxjXhs8q8WiAxQzI6YujN2kOL8G7l=w1698-h955-no

[Irving]

Here is what I came across when I decided to be a nice guy and check to make sure my neighbor's sump pump was working while it was pouring rain during his vacation. After dealing with my own sump pump issues, I looked over the fence and thought, "the adventure continues!"

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/HaQi-0_yskc9VcIVh8mTT9mkLLbkhACXXk1adwf-CU-r=w1698-h955-no

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

It's outside. What's the problem?

[Irving]

Both our pumps are outside. The backyard will flood and let water into the house without them. In all reality, he doesn't get water into the house on that side, so I could have done nothing, but I've seen enough water losses that I'll try to prevent that if at all possible.

[KS63]

Hey Monky, what is this? Looks like an older Ferrari?

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/MBBbVd51-zsMO7av5kIlyuVonmjJKiAQ4tGqSxtZFFiv=w1698-h955-no
Looks like a Ferrari Testatossa.

[Great-Kazoo]

Well, since you asked, I'm pretty beat up from that tire swing. Bruises and abrasions all over the place. Did you know that 3/4" butterfly drill bits don't like steel belted radials? At one point, I took a piece of steel belt to the eye and about f'ing blinded myself. I don't know how I blinked in time, but I have matching "pokes" in my upper and lower eyelids on my left eye. Between that and popping nails out of the concrete floor after pulling the carpet in my living room, I'm surprised I can still see at all. Not to mention that now I probably have mesothelioma.


Use a hole saw on tires.

[buffalobo]

Use a hole saw on tires.
Or sawz all.

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[brutal]

Or sawz all.

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Plasma cutter?

[buffalobo]

Plasma cutter?
That's alot of tool for the job.

Irving is gonna want to use it on other stuff too.[emoji33]

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[brutal]

One can never have too much tool.



Sent from my subconscious mind.

[OtterbatHellcat]

One can never have too much tool.



Sent from my subconscious mind.

*lol*

[OtterbatHellcat]

Cool of you to help, Irving. If I was asked to watch the neighbors house, and I saw that going on, I'd try and get it fixed for him too.

[OtterbatHellcat]

It's outside. What's the problem?

Heya HCWT, nice to see ya 'round the ho thread again.

[Irving]

Heya HCWT, nice to see ya 'round the ho thread again.

Word, it's about time.

[buffalobo]

One can never have too much tool.



Sent from my subconscious mind.
Well played.[emoji106]

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[Irving]

I typed up a rant, but deleted it. I feel better just for having written it. Thanks for almost listening guys. It was about how people (excluding Monky) who work around attorneys, but aren't attorneys, are the worst.

[Monky]

Don't get me started on that irv.

I constantly have to tell people I am not an attorney just because I work for one and they need to seek legal advice, I'll give you my opinion freely as people damn well know, but not legal advice. I also will not ask my boss his opinion on your matter.


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[Irving]

I also will not ask my boss his opinion on your matter.



Haha, it's like you read my rant before I deleted it!

"I'm going to have my boss look over this estimate."

- "Okay, I don't give a shit unless he's a contractor."

"Can he call you with questions?"

- "Until I have a letter of representation in my hand, he's just some guy that's not listed on your policy."

"I'm just worried about an unjust settlement."

- "I wrote you an estimate, which is fluid by the very definition of the word. Until the work is done, nothing is settled.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Happy hump day...bitches.

:D

[Great-Kazoo]

Happy hump day...bitches.

:D

https://i.imgflip.com/nxbme.jpg

[Irving]

Reloading tonight was an f'ing disaster!

I had a bad feeling going into it. Sometimes everything works out and everything is consistent. Then there are nights like tonight where it takes me almost two hours to load 50 rounds due to messing with the scale and powder measure. I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to be how it is. Good thing I've got a new scale and new powder measure being delivered this week. Grumble grumble.

[Great-Kazoo]

Reloading tonight was an f'ing disaster!

I had a bad feeling going into it. Sometimes everything works out and everything is consistent. Then there are nights like tonight where it takes me almost two hours to load 50 rounds due to messing with the scale and powder measure. I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to be how it is. Good thing I've got a new scale and new powder measure being delivered this week. Grumble grumble.


Having the same issues with some MG 124gr JHP's. For all the headaches i'm going to end up tossing them.

[Irving]

I'll take them from you. I just barely started trying to load my Xtreme 124 FP 9mm and found out I had to load them way shorter than round nose.

I'm getting close to 2,000 rounds loaded so far, but I'm beginning to feel that maybe JM2.0 sold me this powder measure for a reason. I should try to find an operation manual for it online.

[Great-Kazoo]

I'll take them from you. I just barely started trying to load my Xtreme 124 FP 9mm and found out I had to load them way shorter than round nose.

I'm getting close to 2,000 rounds loaded so far, but I'm beginning to feel that maybe JM2.0 sold me this powder measure for a reason. I should try to find an operation manual for it online.


I have a bunch of 40 S&W brass here also. Been tossing it in the scrap bucket.

[Irving]

How dare you!

I'll be up in Fort Collins tomorrow. If my day gets cut short, perhaps I'll pay you a visit. I've got some 45 brass, but not much right now.

[Irving]

Hey, how are you feeling about True Detective this season? I was working around the house the other day, and listened to my wife watch episode 3 about 3-5 times. She said she "can't get into it" so she doesn't remember what happened. Doesn't seem as good so far.

[Great-Kazoo]

Hey, how are you feeling about True Detective this season? I was working around the house the other day, and listened to my wife watch episode 3 about 3-5 times. She said she "can't get into it" so she doesn't remember what happened. Doesn't seem as good so far.

Give it time. This season has a lot more going on.

[Monky]

Haha, it's like you read my rant before I deleted it!

"I'm going to have my boss look over this estimate."

- "Okay, I don't give a shit unless he's a contractor."

"Can he call you with questions?"

- "Until I have a letter of representation in my hand, he's just some guy that's not listed on your policy."

"I'm just worried about an unjust settlement."

- "I wrote you an estimate, which is fluid by the very definition of the word. Until the work is done, nothing is settled.

Good to see it's the same BS on both sides of the aisle. My favorite is when our clients go ask a friend of a friend's cousin who went to law school, and now do work for a non-profit if something is right. Dear god.. just like a doctor specializing so do attorneys. You don't want divorce advice from an ambulance chaser, just as you don't want advice on 'bad faith' from a DA..

[Irving]

When I was on the auto side you would definitely get an attorney making insane demands, and you go to look them up to find out they are a divorce attorney.

[Monky]

When I was on the auto side you would definitely get an attorney making insane demands, and you go to look them up to find out they are a divorce attorney.

People don't seem to understand that your coverage dictates what happens. If you have a min policy you're fucked in a serious accident.. Heaven forbid you don't have uim/um on your own policy


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[Irving]

There is that too. I cringe every time I see an ambulance chaser commercial where they mention how much an accident is "worth."

The divorce lawyer was trying to get us to pay for a root canal saying her client wouldn't need one but for the accident.

Let's talk about something else, I'm digging up old, crappy memories.

[Great-Kazoo]

Let's talk about something else, I'm digging up old, crappy memories.

How about learning how to tell time.

[Irving]

Ouch, my feelings.

[buffalobo]

Just for Irving. Don't let that mean ol Kazoo get ya down.

https://youtu.be/6-oHYYaw9jA

sent from my electronic ball and chain

[crays]

Just for Irving. Don't let that mean ol Kazoo get ya down.

https://youtu.be/6-oHYYaw9jA

sent from my electronic ball and chain
Wow...that was Neto.

[emoji41]

[TheBelly]

Sorry for the absence. I still love all of you.

BTW, New Video is uploading right now.

[buffalobo]

Sorry for the absence. I still love all of you.

BTW, New Video is uploading right now.

Hope all is well. Need Didi and (crap now I forgot his name, see what happens when away so long) video.

[HoneyBadger]

Sorry for the absence. I still love all of you.

BTW, New Video is uploading right now.
Welcome back! I'm sure I wasn't the only one that missed you. :)




wait... New video?! [panic]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya, Belly !

Howdy fellers.....gotta hit and git....late night, just eating dinner now and hitting the bed. Have a good day tomorrow.. :D

[Great-Kazoo]

#$%^& newbies

[buffalobo]

Hoverines!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

You're a hoe.

[Irving]

Picked up a decent sized bull snake today. I'll post pictures when I fix my computer.

[Irving]

Here we go!

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/c9AbcR48WrX2AdY5MVLElKDnFXbI8a1rOojcQcL3ZSSt=w1698-h955-no

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/4gtaNnuPIBvapL1FOxJFqA8toSP1n23GBBXZIAulKORe=w1698-h955-no

[Great-Kazoo]

a snake, freels

[Irving]

He got mad at me for stepping on his head in order to pick him up. I had to goad him into it and he bit my shoe about ten times before I could get him pinned down.

[Great-Kazoo]

He got mad at me for stepping on his head in order to pick him up. I had to goad him into it and he bit my shoe about ten times before I could get him pinned down.

Why didn't you use a forked stick, much easier. Or that ladder break the small stuff.

[Irving]

I was in a hurry to get some where and was on my way out of the office after a meeting.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Is some where one word, like somewhere? I thought it was, but maybe I'm wrong.

...and that's okay...because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggonit, people like me.

:D


lol....yeah, I'm a dork.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Neato snake, Irving. I hope ya let him go.

Hell, .......he's just trying to be snake and do his thang.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Happy Friday, bitches.

[Irving]

Of course I let him go. I moved him so no one stomped on him or something.

[Great-Kazoo]

Of course I let him go. I moved him so no one stomped on him or something.

Oh no honey, i got bit by a snake...............

[Mazin]

I hate snakes with a passion. Use to love going up to Holyoke and shreading some with 410 or 20. Maybe that's why I'm so damn grumpy lately, haven't got to blast any for about 2 years or so.

[Irving]

How could you hate snakes? Just look at that cute face!
Not to mention, they are very forgiving. Even though he bit my shoe about ten times before I could pin him, as soon as I picked him up, he wrapped up my arm in a great big, "I'm sorry we fought" hug.

[thvigil11]

Yep it's friday, and I am sick of dealing with flooding issues. Had a local ranch call me saying they had a dam on their property that was overfilling and in danger of breaching. I went out to look, no my friends, your dam has already breached. You see that giant hole where the spillway was. That's called a breach. Ya'll realize the amount of paperwork now involved with this crap. All because we don't wanna keep our overflows cleaned out.

http://i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w515/thvigil11/SWEETWATER%204_zpsdcour2jj.jpg (http://s1079.photobucket.com/user/thvigil11/media/SWEETWATER%204_zpsdcour2jj.jpg.html)
http://i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w515/thvigil11/SWEETWATER%203_zpszglqqone.jpg (http://s1079.photobucket.com/user/thvigil11/media/SWEETWATER%203_zpszglqqone.jpg.html)
http://i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w515/thvigil11/SWEETWATER%202_zpsrmvh5cws.jpg (http://s1079.photobucket.com/user/thvigil11/media/SWEETWATER%202_zpsrmvh5cws.jpg.html)
http://i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w515/thvigil11/SWEETWATER%201_zpsjweswy16.jpg (http://s1079.photobucket.com/user/thvigil11/media/SWEETWATER%201_zpsjweswy16.jpg.html)
http://i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w515/thvigil11/SWEETWATER%207_zpsos5dafim.jpg (http://s1079.photobucket.com/user/thvigil11/media/SWEETWATER%207_zpsos5dafim.jpg.html)
http://i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w515/thvigil11/SWEETWATER%206_zpsqjnecabv.jpg (http://s1079.photobucket.com/user/thvigil11/media/SWEETWATER%206_zpsqjnecabv.jpg.html)
http://i1079.photobucket.com/albums/w515/thvigil11/SWEETWATER%205_zpsrdt2zrao.jpg (http://s1079.photobucket.com/user/thvigil11/media/SWEETWATER%205_zpsrdt2zrao.jpg.html)

[Irving]

Is that like when people don't clean out their gutters?

[thvigil11]

Is that like when people don't clean out their gutters?

Kinda, sorta... but not really. Insurance paperwork has nothing on this. County, State engineers (Dam Safety and Interstate Stream), NMDHSEM, FEMA, Gov Office, etc. Not to mention their engineers, crews, etc.

[thvigil11]

Water is a neat thing though. Amazing what it can do. [Swim]

[Irving]

I wouldn't really know anything about insurance paperwork.

[thvigil11]

I wouldn't really know anything about insurance paperwork.

Of course you wouldn't...[Dunno] I mean, why would you?


Good lord, you just reminded me. I gotta follow through on my quote for the policy on my house. We moved in over the winter and still have no coverage. [off-yourself]

[driver]

Hey Stu, you still going up to Dumont in the AM?
Anyone else plan to shoot IDPA tomorrow?

[Irving]

Yep!

[OtterbatHellcat]

*pointing the "stupid stick" at myself here, but why is there an IDPA event tomorrow? CRC?*

[OtterbatHellcat]

Damn, I'm glad it's the weekend. Already got some stuff done, so I can goof off and not feel bad about it....and stuff.

[driver]

FRIDPA at Dumont

[brutal]

Damn, I'm glad it's the weekend. Already got some stuff done, so I can goof off and not feel bad about it....and stuff.

Hate you. Working in Atlanta, worked all night gotta work all weekend.




J/k





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[Irving]

FRIDPA at Dumont

Yeppers.

[HoneyBadger]

Hey.

[HoneyBadger]

T.G.I.F.

[Irving]

Thank God It's Feinstein?

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm feeling good, but I'm damn tired. Need to be sleeping, but I gotsta eat real quick...frozen box of shit, but they taste alright.

G'nite holmeses.

[Great-Kazoo]

23 skidoo

[Irving]

This is why I'm late to every match, because I stay up too late! The CRC match starts like an hour and a half later than the Dumont match. I'm going to be tired tomorrow.

[Great-Kazoo]

This is why I'm late to every match, because I stay up too late! The CRC match starts like an hour and a half later than the Dumont match. I'm going to be tired tomorrow.

Cowgirl up.

[HoneyBadger]

Thank God It's Feinstein?
Ouch. That hit me right in the feels. :(

[KS63]

At Cherry Creek Mall. Heard a loud thud and saw an 80yr old man with his feet pointed in the wrong direction on an escalator. Stopped escalator and and isolated his neck movement. Large laceration on his temple. Another guy who helped happened to be a firefighter which was nice. What sucks was that there was aprx. 30 other bystanders who did nothing but look. I had to yell "call 911" then their asses started moving. WTF people?

[Great-Kazoo]

At Cherry Creek Mall. Heard a loud thud and saw an 80yr old man with his feet pointed in the wrong direction on an escalator. Stopped escalator and and isolated his neck movement. Large laceration on his temple. Another guy who helped happened to be a firefighter which was nice. What sucks was that there was aprx. 30 other bystanders who did nothing but look. I had to yell "call 911" then their asses started moving. WTF people?


Had that happen at work in the late 80's. Guy pulls up on his mc, drops the kickstand then keels over, off the bike on to his head. Clearly a seizure, i'm trying to get a stick in his mouth while 1/2 doz people incl co-workers are standing there. Someone call 911 as they're watching. Once i got the stick in his mouth i ended up calling them. This is why there's 10-20-30 people standing there now a days taking videos of someone being stabbed or sexually assaulted instead of jumping in.

[buffalobo]

How about a Wolf spider to go along with Irving's Bull snake?

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[Great-Kazoo]

How about a Wolf spider to go along with Irving's Bull snake?

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PFFFF weak, If you're not wearing a 3 wolf spider t-shirt to compliment the real thing.

[Great-Kazoo]

Yesssss!!. For the geeks

http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/secret-warriors-agents-of-shield-season-3-1201529279/

[Irving]

Why didn't you hold it in your hand for size perspective?

[Irving]

PFFFF weak, If you're not wearing a 3 wolf spider t-shirt to compliment the real thing.

Haha YES! Three Wolf Spider moon is the only way to top that shirt.

[SideShow Bob]

Had that happen at work in the late 80's. Guy pulls up on his mc, drops the kickstand then keels over, off the bike on to his head. Clearly a seizure, i'm trying to get a stick in his mouth while 1/2 doz people incl co-workers are standing there. Someone call 911 as they're watching. Once i got the stick in his mouth i ended up calling them. This is why there's 10-20-30 people standing there now a days taking videos of someone being stabbed or sexually assaulted instead of jumping in.

That is so 1950's.........
when someone is seizing, never try to put anything in their mouth.
You could do more damage to them or you could cause choke on the fingers you lose when they bite them off.

Take a "First Aid/CPR class if you don't believe me........

[Great-Kazoo]

That is so 1950's.........
when someone is seizing, never try to put anything in their mouth.
You could do more damage to them or you could cause choke on the fingers you lose when they bite them off.

Take a "First Aid/CPR class if you don't believe me........


That was the current first aid / cpr method, back in 84. I understand never put your fingers in their mouth, i didn't.

[buffalobo]

PFFFF weak, If you're not wearing a 3 wolf spider t-shirt to compliment the real thing.





http://www.diervek.com/3d/spiderwolf_sm2.jpg


Will let you know when I find one.[Flower]

[buffalobo]

Why didn't you hold it in your hand for size perspective?


Back in 2005 while digging through my scrap wood pile we found a very large one(almost 6" across stretched out). Wanted to save it for the minions so didn't even think about what I was doing when I reached down and grabbed it before it could run under another board. When I rolled my hand over and opened it, I learned an interesting fact about Wolf spiders. The hatched young will "ride" on the mother while growing/developing. When mother is "threatened" the tiny spiders scatter like an explosion. Like millions of them. Talk about surprised, I was instantly covered in tiny spiders from my hand to my elbow. A perfect 13 yr old girly style screech and spider panic dance followed.[panic][facepalm][gohome]

Worked perfect for the spider cause I dropped that bitch instantly. Son and son in law found it to be educational and hysterically funny. They had never seen dad to the spider panic dance before.

http://managementscience.biz/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/wolf-spider-pictures-with-babies.jpg

[Irving]

That's a hilarious story!

Also, great find on that T-shirt.

[HoneyBadger]

Mrs. HoneyBadger saw that picture as she walked by the computer and she started hyperventilating. I had to sit her down and get her a paper bag - no joke. I don't like spiders, but she takes it to a whole new level.

[Irving]

Tell her she keeps breathing so hard, she could inhale a spider. Also, that spider could handily win an ugly sweater party.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Lobo, that spider is bad ass !!

He's clearly a very successful hunter, and good for him. I'm down with his spidery self...ha ha. I think it would be neato if I knew I had a spider like that hunting bugs *outside* of my domicile.

Inside not so much...unless they can be trained..:D


Howdy ho bags.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Checking out the first "Hunger Games" movie.

I'm not impressed.

[HoneyBadger]

Tell her she keeps breathing so hard, she could inhale a spider. Also, that spider could handily win an ugly sweater party.
Then she would cry. And probably stop breathing. That's not a good alternative.

[HoneyBadger]

Checking out the first "Hunger Games" movie.

I'm not impressed.
Oh come on! J-law is a hottie and the story is kind of fun. And kind of a Battle Royale ripoff...

[buffalobo]

For my sweetie. To go along with the pork chops and corned beef brisket and beans on the smoker. First of the season (embarrassed to say). I will be rewarded handsomely.

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/12/2da24d996ba8d3e5265e82af40b8064f.jpg

Her favorite home made vanilla, cream and milk straight from the cow yesterday morning. Only happens every couple years.

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[OtterbatHellcat]

Lobo...you Rock.

You big Sweetie, you.

Have a great Monday everyone ! Yeah, I just went there, positivity, man.

:D

[KS63]

Stuck in traffic W I-70 for 30min. Yay Monday......

[Great-Kazoo]

off to restock the freezer.

[theGinsue]

cream and milk straight from the cow yesterday morning. Only happens every couple years.

I'm thinking that if you only get milk & cream from your cow once every couple of years, is it really something you want to give to your wife?

Just sayin'.

[buffalobo]

I'm thinking that if you only get milk & cream from your cow once every couple of years, is it really something you want to give to your wife?

Just sayin'.
Doh!

Not my cow, way too much work to keep milk machine. I only make it out to family member who has the 4 legged milk machines every couple years.


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[theGinsue]

Nope. Too late to change your story now.

[Coffee]
(I twisted your words almost as good as a liberal does it)

[buffalobo]

Kazoo, aren't you supposed to keep the boss distracted so he is not in here messing with the ho's?

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[Irving]

Kazoo, aren't you supposed to keep the boss distracted so he is not in here messing with the ho's?

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Seriously. Who is the OWNER of this site?!

[buffalobo]

Seriously. Who is the OWNER of this site?!
I don't know that answer. I never thought to ask. I just know Ginsue is the boss.

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[Irving]

Hey, I was going to post this in the for sale thread, but I thought it'd get more views here. I've got a sweater made of Wolf Spider babies in L. Contact me for info.

[Great-Kazoo]

Kazoo, aren't you supposed to keep the boss distracted so he is not in here messing with the ho's?

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Monday's my day off.

[HoneyBadger]

Hey Hos. I miss you guys.

[theGinsue]

Seriously. Who is the OWNER of this site?!


I don't know that answer. I never thought to ask. I just know Ginsue is the boss.

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Sure, flick the booger on me.

[theGinsue]

Hey Hos. I miss you guys.

Now it wasn't US who went off to the land of fruits & nuts. You should get Hazardous Duty pay just for living in that hive of scum & villainy.

[theGinsue]

Okay ho's, I'm out. I got less than 2 hrs of sleep last night. Time to get to bed before 0430 comes once again.

[wyome]

Still enjoying being home, seeing my daddy, good Mexican food a plenty, and Whataburger aplenty.

Not enjoying a lack of .22 here also, and near triple digit heat each day.

[Great-Kazoo]

Nothing like the frige taking a shit. Hopefully our local hvac can fix it.

[fly boy]

Nothing like the frige taking a shit. Hopefully our local hvac can fix it.

my beer fridge in the garage is on the fritz. In the winter, it didn't want to freeze anything. I was hoping it was low on coolant, or the condenser was just freezing up. It would work, then stop and I'd have to turn the fridge/freezer temp off then back to the setting I needed and it would kick on. Very odd. But around March/April it started working without hiccups, but it hasn't been below freezing since then either.

[GilpinGuy]

This ho is chillin at the hot springs in Glenwood. Life is good.

[Irving]

No one "chills" at a HOT spring!

[fly boy]

this guy is setting up calendar appointments for separations and a move!

[GilpinGuy]

Haha! True. The only thing chillin here is the Crown I snuck in.

[Irving]

I'm calling 911 to report suspicious activity at the coffin shaped pool!






Hey real quick, what are you wearing and about where are you sitting?

[Irving]

I fibbed just a little and called in a MWAG (Man with a Gin).

[Great-Kazoo]

I'm calling 911 to report suspicious activity at the coffin shaped pool!






Hey real quick, what are you wearing and about where are you sitting?

You his secret stalker too?

[GilpinGuy]

I'm wearing shorts and laying on the grass. Come get me!

[Irving]

Meet me at the ice cream truck?

Lol

[HoneyBadger]

Well, this just got weird...

[theGinsue]

Well, this just got weird...

Just got weird? Brother, this thread was weird when it started.

HB: On the way home tonight, it started raining heavily before I got out the North Gate. Westbound Hwy 94 was backed up to Garbage Hill & NO eastbound traffic was coming at all. I was luckily under the huge power lines in the "bottoms" - west of the salvage places when I caught up to stopped traffic. Figured it was a wreck. Finally, westbound started moving slowly & when I got to the bridge/creek just east of Space Village Road, where those Airmen died a year or two ago, there was a 2 vehicle wreck (front end of SUV obliterated, drivers door of car badly bashed with a towel thrown over the drivers window; my guess is a fatality). That is a dangerous section of road when it's wet/snowy/icey. I'm sure you're glad you don't have to deal with 94 anymore.

[Great-Kazoo]

Well i guess finding a word associated with Comprehension has stumped a lot of our learned colleagues .

[Irving]

Comprehension ~ bandage




















:p

[Great-Kazoo]

Comprehension ~ bandage




















:p

You're going to need one.

[HoneyBadger]

Just got weird? Brother, this thread was weird when it started.

HB: On the way home tonight, it started raining heavily before I got out the North Gate. Westbound Hwy 94 was backed up to Garbage Hill & NO eastbound traffic was coming at all. I was luckily under the huge power lines in the "bottoms" - west of the salvage places when I caught up to stopped traffic. Figured it was a wreck. Finally, westbound started moving slowly & when I got to the bridge/creek just east of Space Village Road, where those Airmen died a year or two ago, there was a 2 vehicle wreck (front end of SUV obliterated, drivers door of car badly bashed with a towel thrown over the drivers window; my guess is a fatality). That is a dangerous section of road when it's wet/snowy/icey. I'm sure you're glad you don't have to deal with 94 anymore.

Yeah, things have been weird for a LONG time around here! [Neene3]


Thanks man, me too. The highway here is much safer and easier than my old route, even though I still have a 25 minute drive. New little HoneyBadger should be here in about 6 weeks!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Hoes.

[HoneyBadger]

Hoes.

Like... for the garden?

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Basically.

[HoneyBadger]

Watching American Ninja Warrior is so inspiring. I really wish I had a playground in my backyard.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

That show is crazy. Some crazy talented athletes. It's always the little dudes that se to do the best.

[HoneyBadger]

Basically.

Nifty.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm wearing shorts and laying on the grass. Come get me!

lmao.


Howdy fellers.

[HoneyBadger]

Hey OBC! [Beer]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Hi, HB !

I've been slacking, needed to catch back up.

[fly boy]

good morning

[fly boy]

Today's a good day, I didn't have to use my AK

[fly boy]

and I took the new page!

Time to put on music and get back to work.

[fly boy]

starting it off with a little Shinedown - Simple Man

[Irving]

Today's a good day, I didn't have to use my AK

Still pretty early though...

[Great-Kazoo]

Say Curly kill anyone today?

NO

That's Good

Day's still early

[wyome]

.22 was scarce in Texas too.....glad to be in my own home/bed again

[OtterbatHellcat]

Yo ho's.

[wyome]

Yo

[fly boy]

oy

[fly boy]

oh yeah.....

FIGMO!!!!!!!!!

[Irving]

Forgot I Get Monday Off?

[wyome]

Sweet, where to

[fly boy]

Forgot I Get Monday Off?

Fuck it, got my orders. i.e. orders to somewhere else, so you don't care about the place you are at.


Sweet, where to

Back home, they are Separation orders :D

[wyome]

Thank you for your service, and good luck to you in your future endeavours

[fly boy]

Thank you for your service, and good luck to you in your future endeavours

And thank you sir.

I had a phone interview for a Guard job today, otherwise I will applying for the Union Pacific Railroad.

[HoneyBadger]

oh yeah.....

FIGMO!!!!!!!!!
CONGRATS! [Beer]

[HoneyBadger]

.22 was scarce in Texas too.....glad to be in my own home/bed again
.22 is actually pretty plentiful in CA. Lots of the boxes of Federal Auto Match at every walmart.

[buffalobo]

[fyou]
.22 is actually pretty plentiful in CA. Lots of the boxes of Federal Auto Match at every walmart.[fyou]


At least say it is expensive.

[buffalobo]

Watching McQ tonite. Pretty damn rare to see it on TV.

[crays]

John Wayne with Mac 10 (if I remember right).
What channel?

[HoneyBadger]

[fyou][fyou]


At least say it is expensive.
Okay... It's expensive.


WAY more expensive than it was 10 years ago. [Neene3]

[buffalobo]

John Wayne with Mac 10 (if I remember right).
What channel?

TCM, only about 30 mins left.

[buffalobo]

Okay... It's expensive.


WAY more expensive than it was 10 years ago. [Neene3]

Doh!

Worth the shipping?

[crays]

TCM, only about 30 mins left.
Catching the ending. Not his best work, but Hey, it's still John Wayne.

[buffalobo]

Oh wait, be back in a minute, gotta go get my home made German chocolate cake and home made vanilla ice cream.

[buffalobo]

Mac 10 time.

[crays]

Or probably an Uzi, since it was mid 70's,

[buffalobo]

I couldn't tell for sure, but don't think Uzi, think you were right with Mac10.

[Great-Kazoo]

Oh wait, be back in a minute, gotta go get my home made German chocolate cake and home made vanilla ice cream.

Home made, yummmmmmmmm

we're still full from dinner @ 5:30 today. Calamari for appetizers, A Crazy green salad with side of crab cakes for her. Shrimp & Scallops for myself. polished off with 2 creme brulees. Waitstaff was on the money.
Sometime one has to splurge. Considering it was our 38th adversarial, why not.

[Mazin]

Happy Anniversary!

[Irving]

Happy Anniversary. Glad I decided not to bug you today.

[Great-Kazoo]

Happy Anniversary. Glad I decided not to bug you today.

you mean yesterday.
Today i'm freeloading. Another forum member was suppose to be here by 1. No show, no word, no call. He's usually prompt, hope nothing happened.

[Monky]

Home made, yummmmmmmmm

we're still full from dinner @ 5:30 today. Calamari for appetizers, A Crazy green salad with side of crab cakes for her. Shrimp & Scallops for myself. polished off with 2 creme brulees. Waitstaff was on the money.
Sometime one has to splurge. Considering it was our 38th adversarial, why not.

I'm not even as old as your adversarial date...


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[Irving]

I'm not even as old as your adversarial date...


None of us are.

[Great-Kazoo]

I'm not even as old as your adversarial date...


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.


None of us are.

This Close > < to 60

[brutal]

This Close > < to 60

I know the feeling, I'm this >......< close

[OtterbatHellcat]

50 is just around the corner.

Howdy... :)

[fly boy]

you know what else is just around the corner?

[fly boy]

a starbucks

[fly boy]

another turn

[fly boy]

a corner

[fly boy]

A NEW PAGE!

HAHA

The new page ninja strikes again!

[Monky]

A NEW PAGE!

HAHA

The new page ninja strikes again!

Not according to my phone. Not a new page


Sent by a free-range electronic weasel, with no sense of personal space.

[wyome]

Looks like a new page on my phone...monky not the winner

[wyome]

.22 is actually pretty plentiful in CA. Lots of the boxes of Federal Auto Match at every walmart.

Not in the Castle Rock Wal-Mart

[blacklabel]

Ya'll are slacking.

[buffalobo]

Home made, yummmmmmmmm

we're still full from dinner @ 5:30 today. Calamari for appetizers, A Crazy green salad with side of crab cakes for her. Shrimp & Scallops for myself. polished off with 2 creme brulees. Waitstaff was on the money.
Sometime one has to splurge. Considering it was our 38th adversarial, why not.

Congrats, good on your wife for her fortitude.[AR15]

[buffalobo]

None of us are.

I wish, OBC and brutal probably wish same.

[Great-Kazoo]

Congrats, good on your wife for her fortitude.[AR15]

Thanks. The Road Goes on Forever, But The Party Never Ends.