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spyder
07-07-2013, 00:28
wow... it's been a long time since I've been in this thread.......

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:29
i'm tired, and gave up using capitols and punctuation sometimes.... is that bad?

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:29
wow... it's been a long time since I've been in this thread.......

Welcome back!

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:30
fok..... i'm moving to texas....... I need a big hat now...... i'm also really bored and too lazy to go to bed.........................

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:30
i'm tired, and gave up using capitols and punctuation sometimes.... is that bad?

you used punctuation there so youre a liar

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:30
Too lazy to go to bed?! How, how can that be? If you're too lazy, you'd never get OUT of bed!

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:30
Welcome back!

so sweet


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FOK.....

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 00:31
We were somewhat close, there was proposed legislation similar to the CO bills, but after writing all of the state reps and finding out that it was only a select few that were anti-gun, there wasn't even enough people for it for it to succeed. That doesn't mean we won't face a federal bill of some sort again. I'm sure another mass shooting will bring the scum back to the surface to propose more legislation that does absolutely nothing to control gun violence.

We can only hope that there will be no more mass shootings...and hopefully the federal legislators will be too busy putting out fires to meddle with more gun control laws.

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:31
Too lazy to go to bed?! How, how can that be? If you're too lazy, you'd never get OUT of bed!

good god... I didn't... morning sex, can't beat it

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 00:32
Welcome back to the thread, spyder. Why are you going to Texas? Is it a move or a trip? It's too hot and humid there!

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:32
Yup, I picked up an extra lower (assembled without buffer tube though) and 10 extra 30rd mags during the last scare. Missed the ammo boat, so I bought a press and started rolling my own lol.

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:33
this thread has 2025 pages? jesus people.... don't any of you have lives? lol kiddin

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 00:33
good god... I didn't... morning sex, can't beat it

Damn skippy!

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 00:33
Here we go! First try at 948. After this, 1,008 pounds.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:33
this thread has 2025 pages? jesus people.... don't any of you have lives? lol kiddin

[facepalm]




No, it only has 507. A TRUE post whore ([beatdeadhorse] ) sets the posts per page to 40. [LOL]

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 00:34
Yup, I picked up an extra lower (assembled without buffer tube though) and 10 extra 30rd mags during the last scare. Missed the ammo boat, so I bought a press and started rolling my own lol.

Making your own ammo...that's smart.

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:34
Welcome back to the thread, spyder. Why are you going to Texas? Is it a move or a trip? It's too hot and humid there!

job offer I couldn't turn down, they say the humidity isn't bad where i'm going which is good because when it gets above 20 percent, I die..... very north part of texas fourty miles from the panhandle border

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:34
Here we go! First try at 948. After this, 1,008 pounds.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

And here I can barely put my full body weight on my right leg... :/ stupid knee, always gotta ruin things!

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 00:35
Here we go! First try at 948. After this, 1,008 pounds.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

You're starting at 948? Don't you need to work UP to that?

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:35
Here we go! First try at 948. After this, 1,008 pounds.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

shut up, liar....

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:36
You're starting at 948? Don't you need to work UP to that?

nah, he's doing it on his Kinect....

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:36
JM, if you can send a text via smoke signals, see if you can also post a picture using smoke signals...

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 00:36
job offer I couldn't turn down, they say the humidity isn't bad where i'm going which is good because when it gets above 20 percent, I die..... very north part of texas fourty miles from the panhandle border

Well! Congratulations on the job offer! I hear housing is infinitely more affordable there.

How big will your hat be? Will you get a belt buckle to match?

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:37
[facepalm]




No, it only has 507. A TRUE post whore ([beatdeadhorse] ) sets the posts per page to 40. [LOL]

now you sound like Patrick....

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 00:37
nah, he's doing it on his Kinect....

[LOL] That's so mean!

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:38
now you sound like Patrick....

Haha, when I first learned of what it took to become a post whore, I accomplished the task multiple times within a matter of days. I think I am a 2.5 over post whore. I have pages 400, 402 and 403 all to my own, and some on page 401 and 404 I believe. If I recall, it was like 112 posts in a row lol

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:38
Well! Congratulations on the job offer! I hear housing is infinitely more affordable there.

How big will your hat be? Will you get a belt buckle to match?

the housing market is ridiculous where i'm going, the houses don't last a day once on the market... literally... so the owners of the company are closing on a house next week, and that might be ours... maybe...... if the first gunsmith doesn't take it. he's supposed to be closing on another house that the owners of the company got for him also.

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:39
Haha, when I first learned of what it took to become a post whore, I accomplished the task multiple times within a matter of days. I think I am a 2.5 over post whore. I have pages 400, 402 and 403 all to my own, and some on page 401 and 404 I believe. If I recall, it was like 112 posts in a row lol

.... you've whored to another level...........

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:39
nah, he's doing it on his Kinect....

Wait, how would that work? Would he put his legs in the air and push against the tv? Or, are you making a fat joke and telling him to stop doing squats while holding a 50lb weight.

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 00:40
the housing market is ridiculous where i'm going, the houses don't last a day once on the market... literally... so the owners of the company are closing on a house next week, and that might be ours... maybe...... if the first gunsmith doesn't take it. he's supposed to be closing on another house that the owners of the company got for him also.

I'll cross my fingers and toes for you, for luck in getting the house.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:40
the housing market is ridiculous where i'm going, the houses don't last a day once on the market... literally... so the owners of the company are closing on a house next week, and that might be ours... maybe...... if the first gunsmith doesn't take it. he's supposed to be closing on another house that the owners of the company got for him also.

Wow, thats nice to hear! The house my fiancee and I bought was on the market for 6 days and we snatched it up. Great price, great neighborhood, great school district.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:41
.... you've whored to another level...........

It's what I do! [LOL]

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:41
[LOL] That's so mean!

oh come on, you're just being polite... jm likes people making fun of him, he's from back in the day when you used to push a person to show you like them.... so pick away!

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 00:41
Haha, when I first learned of what it took to become a post whore, I accomplished the task multiple times within a matter of days. I think I am a 2.5 over post whore. I have pages 400, 402 and 403 all to my own, and some on page 401 and 404 I believe. If I recall, it was like 112 posts in a row lol

This is my first genuine stretch in post whoring, so I will have to set my goals carefully. :) That's really impressive- 112 posts in a row!

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:42
Wow, thats nice to hear! The house my fiancee and I bought was on the market for 6 days and we snatched it up. Great price, great neighborhood, great school district.

luckily we don't have to worry about schools... we're homeschoolers.... lol

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:44
.....If I recall, it was like 112 posts in a row lol


This is my first genuine stretch in post whoring, so I will have to set my goals carefully. :) That's really impressive- 112 posts in a row!

you're being nice again.....

it should have gone something like this:

holy shit! 112? don't you have a life?

if I said it though, he would just go back to the beginning and point out all of the posts I had in it..... so I can't say that..........

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 00:44
JM, are you still there? Or are you stuck in the weight machine?

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 00:45
I started at 408. Went up 90 after each press.

Almost dropped the 1008. But I got er up.

Pictures next time. Video, even.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:45
luckily we don't have to worry about schools... we're homeschoolers.... lol

We're kidless, but still thought about it. Kids should be coming within the next 2 years. 98 days to the wedding, and holy crap, still lots to do! [panic]



This is my first genuine stretch in post whoring, so I will have to set my goals carefully. :) That's really impressive- 112 posts in a row!

A true post whore is someone who gets 40 posts in a row, taking up an entire page of the post whore thread, without anyone else getting a post in. I have pages 400, 402, 403 (look at them for reference). Thing is, you have to set the post per page to 40 instead of 10 or 20, whatever the default is.

spyder
07-07-2013, 00:45
JM, are you still there? Or are you stuck in the weight machine?

must have thrown the controller through the tv........

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:46
you're being nice again.....

it should have gone something like this:

holy shit! 112? don't you have a life?

if I said it though, he would just go back to the beginning and point out all of the posts I had in it..... so I can't say that..........

Haha, nah, I've got lots of time on my hands since we're closed and not observing tonight due to weather, but I'm not that motivated to get back at someone.

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 00:46
you're being nice again.....

it should have gone something like this:

holy shit! 112? don't you have a life?

if I said it though, he would just go back to the beginning and point out all of the posts I had in it..... so I can't say that..........

LOL Sometimes I don't have a life, either- or I'm trying to avoid certain things that I'm supposed to be doing. ;)

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 00:47
Or working...thats when most of the real post whores crawl out of the woodworks

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 00:47
I started at 408. Went up 90 after each press.

Almost dropped the 1008. But I got er up.

Pictures next time. Video, even.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

My legs ache just thinking about those numbers!

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 00:49
If I set the post per page to 40, that's just like challenging myself to become a bona fide post whore. I can't do that quite yet...

TheBelly
07-07-2013, 01:00
I'm having a bad PTSD day today.

spyder
07-07-2013, 01:01
LOL Sometimes I don't have a life, either- or I'm trying to avoid certain things that I'm supposed to be doing. ;)

many of us have that problem. like, I can't sleep, and don't want to work on anything, or wake everyone up working on things.... I look at it as i'm being nice........... being lazy......

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 01:01
Well, it's time to head off. It was fun chatting with you!
Have a good night, all...

spyder
07-07-2013, 01:03
....we're closed and not observing tonight due to weather,....

what do you do?

TheGrey
07-07-2013, 01:03
I'm having a bad PTSD day today.

I'm sorry, Belly. I wish there was something I could do to help.
I've got to run, but you're not alone here.

TheBelly
07-07-2013, 01:03
When I answer questions, what comes out is, " yeah, I don't really want to do that". However, what I'm thinking inside is more along the lines of, "I didn't ring it up, you did. I don't give a F what you do. If I wanted to do something, I would F-ing do it. Don't try to be nice about asking me if you can go do something, just tell me what you want and we can go from there, but don't be such a big F-ing baby about it by asking if if I want to 'go to IKeA'. I want to sit on my couch and watch golf. If you want to go to ikea, then F-ing go to ikea."

spyder
07-07-2013, 01:03
Well, it's time to head off. It was fun chatting with you!
Have a good night, all...

later lady

spyder
07-07-2013, 01:05
When I answer questions, what comes out is, " yeah, I don't really want to do that". However, what I'm thinking inside is more along the lines of, "I didn't ring it up, you did. I don't give a F what you do. If I wanted to do something, I would F-ing do it. Don't try to be nice about asking me if you can go do something, just tell me what you want and we can go from there, but don't be such a big F-ing baby about it by asking if if I want to 'go to IKeA'. I want to sit on my couch and watch golf. If you want to go to ikea, then F-ing go to ikea."

sounds like you were talking to a brunette....

spyder
07-07-2013, 01:06
me thinks it might be time to accidently wake up the wife slipping into bed... she hates that...... (no sex, just literally accidently waking her) lol

TheBelly
07-07-2013, 01:07
Or, I spent all morning organizing the garage so that we have more usable space. When I wasn't able to find a stud to get the last little rail in place, I got kinda frustrated and stopped to go inside. The next things hear about is how the wife could have found a wall stud.

really? Then get to it. Go find it. Have a merry F-ing time.

The garage looks great by the way, and now its easy to get things because its organized as F but you care more about me not finding the wall stud at the end of the morning.

spyder
07-07-2013, 01:07
I love gold peak tea, and i'm so incredibly bored... I should go to bed, but if I do, i'll just lay there awake.... damn..... monky, where the hell are you?

spyder
07-07-2013, 01:08
Or, I spent all morning organizing the garage so that we have more usable space. When I wasn't able to find a stud to get the last little rail in place, I got kinda frustrated and stopped to go inside. The next things hear about is how the wife could have found a wall stud.

really? Then get to it. Go find it. Have a merry F-ing time.

The garage looks great by the way, and now its easy to get things because its organized as F but you care more about me not finding the wall stud at the end of the morning.

you're wife a brunette?

TheBelly
07-07-2013, 01:10
And the whole time I've got my mind on my nephew, who only wants to play video games and eat pizza rolls.

Not just no, but F no. You're going to eat grilled chicken, raw vegetables, and a banana. Want a snack? Fine, Gatorade mixed with water.

drink water boy, and stop being lazy. Learn a skill because by the time you need a skill, it might be too late to do that S live.

TheBelly
07-07-2013, 01:10
you're wife a brunette?

Yep. Good baker, not so good at too much else.

spyder
07-07-2013, 01:12
Yep. Good baker, not so good at too much else.

ha! knew it!

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 01:25
All done. Showered up... Ready to roll.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 01:27
So... How is everyone doing tonight?

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 01:31
I just looked at my list of infractions in my profile... I feel like an inmate...

blacklabel
07-07-2013, 01:33
I'm up at 130a with some wicked freakin' heart burn. Tums should make me their goddamn mascot.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 01:33
Monky and Spyder must be crying together on the phone about Spyder's upcoming relocation....

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 01:34
I'm up at 130a with some wicked freakin' heart burn. Tums should make me their goddamn mascot.

I used to be that way... Went to my doctor and got me some pills... I've only had to use tums 4 times in the last year or so.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 01:53
I always wonder what the guests that look at this thread think of us all.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 01:59
So... I think I'll just throw this out here...

I think I'm gonna marry the girl I'm with. I think she's the one.

I gotta say, it scares the hell out of me... Mostly because of her family... Very well off. Very educated. VERY VERY Successful.

Then there's me... Big, bald, tattooed guy with their little blond haired girl. Amazes me... I don't know what she sees in me...

Anyway... For you married folk (which means not you, Monky) did you ask the father before you asked the girl?

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 02:03
You guys are leaving me hangin' here...

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 02:08
And why the hell do people go places alone in scary movies!!!!!

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 02:09
This is just ridiculous. Silly ass aliens...

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 02:12
And now underage pot smoking... Wonderful... I hate movies... And drugs... Mostly drugs though...

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 02:14
What I hate most about drugs is the whole "it's no big deal. Everyone does it" attitude....

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 02:19
Well... Looks like I'm gonna have this page all to myself.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 02:22
Well... Might as well see if I can fill er up!

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 02:24
Yes... My new signature is from the beginning of the movie I'm watching... But it's still very true...

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 02:24
DAMN IT, WOMAN! QUIT WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE ALONE!

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 02:26
And why is your crazy ass husband outside alone in the dark!? What the hell is wrong with these people?!

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 02:28
So... I think it's time to get serious about losing the extra weight... The juice thing got me thinking about it. Gonna start working hard on it.

Irving
07-07-2013, 02:33
JM, you should get a time machine and go back in time and try weed.

Why the time machine? Because it's not as easy to tell an adult, "Hey, you should try this drug." As an adult, we have shit to do and can't just take time off to go experimenting with things. Even though with weed it is like a 2 hour high and not 8 hours like acid. For the record, I've never tried acid, so I only "hear" that the trip lasts that long.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 02:43
JM, you should get a time machine and go back in time and try weed.

Why the time machine? Because it's not as easy to tell an adult, "Hey, you should try this drug." As an adult, we have shit to do and can't just take time off to go experimenting with things. Even though with weed it is like a 2 hour high and not 8 hours like acid. For the record, I've never tried acid, so I only "hear" that the trip lasts that long.

Ya know, Irving... I heard some things about you tod... Well, yesterday.

Irving
07-07-2013, 02:53
Hmmm, I hope they weren't negative. I wish I could have been there. For the record, I feel the way you do about all drugs, about coke. Never done it, not sure I've ever seen it. Even though I know it's common, since my exposure has been limited, I don't get on board with the "everyone is doing it."

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 02:55
Hmmm, I hope they weren't negative. I wish I could have been there. For the record, I feel the way you do about all drugs, about coke. Never done it, not sure I've ever seen it. Even though I know it's common, since my exposure has been limited, I don't get on board with the "everyone is doing it."
Only good things, Sir... Only good things.

I've always been very very against drugs... They're no good at all...

Ya know... Ever since I said we were going to "Blow this thread up" and that other member made that other comment... The amount of guests watching this thread has climbed...

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 03:02
I really want to buy this Lee decapping die... But I gotta get money in the bank first....

Irving
07-07-2013, 03:13
I didn't actually see that part. Nice to see you back by the way. I seriously have been waiting months to ask how the contacts have been treating you.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 03:15
I was really pulling for the kid in this movie to get some... Poor guy got sucked up by the aliens though.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 03:16
I didn't actually see that part. Nice to see you back by the way. I seriously have been waiting months to ask how the contacts have been treating you.

I really don't wear them... Like, ever... Which is silly because I need them. It's just such a pain in the ass to put them in.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 03:18
If I set the post per page to 40, that's just like challenging myself to become a bona fide post whore. I can't do that quite yet...

Exactly, thats the point of being a post whore. I no longer contribute much to this site other than filling this thread lol


I'm having a bad PTSD day today.

:(


what do you do?

I'm an astronomer. I operate and take science on a 2.5m telescope, reducing the data as we go along and doing various quality control checks as well. Tonight, there is a huge storm system that has been lingering. We are just now getting some rain that is enough to wet the ground so thats nice. Will probably get to call it an early night since there is no hope of opening again. Oh well, 3 more nights to go.


Or, I spent all morning organizing the garage so that we have more usable space. When I wasn't able to find a stud to get the last little rail in place, I got kinda frustrated and stopped to go inside. The next things hear about is how the wife could have found a wall stud.

really? Then get to it. Go find it. Have a merry F-ing time.

The garage looks great by the way, and now its easy to get things because its organized as F but you care more about me not finding the wall stud at the end of the morning.

Sounds like my fiancee. Just today, she was searching for some step stool thing for a workout dvd that she hasn't done in a while (her weight lifting class was cancelled - laugh, but she's 1mo into a 3mo series for bikini competitions. The trainer she is with trains Ms New Mexico and they also just won some national event...anyways...), while she was searching for that step thingy, she moved some hanging clothes, that bumped into a shoe holder shelf thingy that fell over on her and she was cursing and saying various things, then moved straight to the "no, i dont' need help anymore but thanks". It immediately brought out the defensive nature in me, saying "if you wanted help, ask for help instead of beating around the bush". I'll train her yet! [LOL]


So... I think I'll just throw this out here...

I think I'm gonna marry the girl I'm with. I think she's the one.

I gotta say, it scares the hell out of me... Mostly because of her family... Very well off. Very educated. VERY VERY Successful.

Then there's me... Big, bald, tattooed guy with their little blond haired girl. Amazes me... I don't know what she sees in me...

Anyway... For you married folk (which means not you, Monky) did you ask the father before you asked the girl?

I'm not married, 98 days to go though until the wedding. Been with her for 2.5yrs and got engaged right at 13mo. I knew she was the one from the first date. Call it whatever you will, she was the one. Just took me that long to save enough money to buy the ring, (long story short, rent was too expensive for me). She still tells me how beautiful the ring is.

And yes, I asked her father. Long story... well, nevermind. We were looking at houses to buy because I was being kicked out by my landlord (he was about to sell the house), we finally found one that was perfect. Literally right down the street from her parents (in a really good neighborhood, all that jazz) and had everything we wanted. We were going to pitch an offer on it, so the day before we did, I ran to Zales to pay off the ring I had on layaway (great idea for you if you can't come up with all of the money right now because it forces you to pay it off in 10mo or less if inclined), then before I went to pick her up before going out to dinner, I cornered her dad, talked up his daughter and how much she means to me and how she would always come first before me in everything, and then I asked for his blessing.

He was blown away that I asked him and gave me his blessing right there and said he would be happy to have me as a son-in-law. Little did he know, I was going to propose in a matter of hours.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 03:19
^^ And again, I win the award for longest post in the post whore thread

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 03:24
Oh yea, almost forgot the moral of my engagement story. It doesn't matter where you come from, asking the father for his blessing/permission/whateveryoucallit to marry his daughter will win you a lot of points/respect with him.

It's not so much an old school tradition in that you actually NEED his blessing to marry her (like in the old days when you'd give a certain number of livestock in exchange for her hand in marriage), but more like a request to join his family and start it off showing him respect.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 03:26
^^ And again, I win the award for longest post in the post whore thread

Nothing wrong with some long posts.

Thank you, actually... It was a good read.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 03:30
No problem. It was very scary.

We just went out of town to see a good friend who is home on R&R from deployment and plans to propose (actually did on the 4th, she said yes). My fiancee made the joke to him to make sure she doens't keep repeating herself.

I recreated our first date. We went out to dinner, then to a local coffee shop for dessert and then on our way home, drove up to the space museum. They have this big outside museum where you can walk between and right up to rockets and other jet nozzles etc. It was cold out, so we were both kind of shivering and as I was telling her all the things I loved about her, she kept interrupting me, so being cold, I started over my speech until finally she realized what was going on and shut up.

What was funny though, is that when I was on my knee, after I proposed, she started crying and didn't answer. About 3 minutes went by before she actually said yes, she was just crying and looking at the ring. Let me tell you, THOSE were the longest 3 minutes of my life! [LOL]

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 03:35
No problem. It was very scary.

We just went out of town to see a good friend who is home on R&R from deployment and plans to propose (actually did on the 4th, she said yes). My fiancee made the joke to him to make sure she doens't keep repeating herself.

I recreated our first date. We went out to dinner, then to a local coffee shop for dessert and then on our way home, drove up to the space museum. They have this big outside museum where you can walk between and right up to rockets and other jet nozzles etc. It was cold out, so we were both kind of shivering and as I was telling her all the things I loved about her, she kept interrupting me, so being cold, I started over my speech until finally she realized what was going on and shut up.

What was funny though, is that when I was on my knee, after I proposed, she started crying and didn't answer. About 3 minutes went by before she actually said yes, she was just crying and looking at the ring. Let me tell you, THOSE were the longest 3 minutes of my life! [LOL]
I already know she'll say yes... She's pretty much told me.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 03:37
I already know she'll say yes... She's pretty much told me.

Oh I knew she'd say yes too, but given the huge life changing event, I was still extremely nervous in the moment and was waiting for her to actually admit it out loud lol.

Mick-Boy
07-07-2013, 03:38
So... I think I'll just throw this out here...

I think I'm gonna marry the girl I'm with. I think she's the one.

I gotta say, it scares the hell out of me... Mostly because of her family... Very well off. Very educated. VERY VERY Successful.

Then there's me... Big, bald, tattooed guy with their little blond haired girl. Amazes me... I don't know what she sees in me...

Anyway... For you married folk (which means not you, Monky) did you ask the father before you asked the girl?

(I'm not married but I got engaged last time I was home)

I did. My girl and I had talked about getting married several times but before I made it official I flew out to CA to ask her dad (One star General in the Army). Since her folks are split, I also took her mom out to lunch and got her go-ahead too. To me it's about respect. Just buckle down and do it.

Be prepared to outline why you want to marry their daughter, why you are good for her and why two are good together. If her family has their shit together (and it sounds like they do) expect some real discussion about the "logistics" (How are you going to provide? Where do you see yourself/family in X number of years and how are you going to get there? Etc.) Approach it like a job interview. That's their baby girl. Have your shit together and present a confident front.

I was confident of a yes from both parties but it was still a bit uncomfortable. I'm not sure what the recourse would have been if either had said no. Re-set and reassess I suppose.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 03:39
Be prepared to outline why you want to marry their daughter, why you are good for her and why two are good together. If her family has their shit together (and it sounds like they do) expect some real discussion about the "logistics" (How are you going to provide? Where do you see yourself/family in X number of years and how are you going to get there? Etc.) Approach it like a job interview. That's their baby girl. Have your shit together and present a confident front.


^^ This. Seriously, plan everything you are going to say and know they might ask you questions in return.




It also helped that my future brother-in-law (her sister's husband) had asked me about 3 weeks prior before they moved to the north eat for AF relocation, when I was going to ask her to marry me. He already knew she would say yes, knew her sister loved me and wanted me to propose and knew that their parents were fond of me too.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 03:44
(I'm not married but I got engaged last time I was home)

I did. My girl and I had talked about getting married several times but before I made it official I flew out to CA to ask her dad (One star General in the Army). Since her folks are split, I also took her mom out to lunch and got her go-ahead too. To me it's about respect. Just buckle down and do it.

Be prepared to outline why you want to marry their daughter, why you are good for her and why two are good together. If her family has their shit together (and it sounds like they do) expect some real discussion about the "logistics" (How are you going to provide? Where do you see yourself/family in X number of years and how are you going to get there? Etc.) Approach it like a job interview. That's their baby girl. Have your shit together and present a confident front.

I was confident of a yes from both parties but it was still a bit uncomfortable. I'm not sure what the recourse would have been if either had said no. Re-set and reassess I suppose.

Very put together family... Father is a nationally recognized stock broker.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 03:48
Oh yea, one more thing to think about before going into it, how are you going to pay for the wedding? As in, her father might ask you that, though thats getting pretty in-depth for just a marriage blessing.

If you are on their good side, and you ask for their blessing, those are several things that might come into play and they might be more willing to play the traditional role of paying for the wedding.

But I'm no expert, I'm not even married yet. You'd probably have better luck asking the others on here who have been married multiple times, they have more experience... :/

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 03:56
Then again, I could just be overthinking it too much. My future father-in-law was shocked and caught off guard, so he didn't say much other than "i'd be happy to have you as my son-in-law". It was honestly a little awkward lol.

I'm also sick, haven't slept in 2 nights (due to the cold, and neighbors shooting off fireworks all night long on the 4th) and am in a constant mode of grogginess/drunkeness from the dayquil. Needless to say, I've been having a hard time coming up with the correct words to use while talking to my co-observer tonight lol

Mick-Boy
07-07-2013, 03:58
Then plan on him wanting you to outline the "hows" and "whys". If he's a pragmatic man, expect more emphasis on the how.

Like I said, my girl's pops is a Brigadier General. I didn't approach him like it was a pissing contest. But I didn't come into it with my head bowed and my hand out either. That whole thing about "knowing your audience" was in effect. The man is a respected professional so I was respectful. He's a very successful soldier so I couldn't appear weak (what soldier, in the history of ever, would let his daughter marry someone that he didn't believe was capable of protecting and providing?). In the end I approached it just like I was briefing him on an op. I told him why I was there, outlined why I wanted to marry his daughter and how I was going to make it happen then asked his permission/blessing to go forward. No issues.

With her mom I spent a lot more time talking about the abstract. How I knew she was the right one. Why we're good together. etc. Again, know your audience. Her mom was a lot more interested in the "why" than the "how" if that makes sense.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 03:59
Not to mention, I'm posting extremely long posts in the post whore thread, so obviously I have too much to say or I am rambling on for too long. There's also a chance that I may not be all that coherent right now and realize that what I'm really trying to say is that I get rolling into segues too easily for my own good.

Speaking of segues and segways. With my knee injury, someone recently suggested that I try to convince my doctor to write a Rx for me to go buy a segway for transportation when I must walk, then to pass the bill along to workers comp. I told them that I didn't think that would go over all that well and I probably would be accused of defrauding the workers comp administration/organization/some-other-kind-of-ation...

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 04:01
Then plan on him wanting you to outline the "hows" and "whys". If he's a pragmatic man, expect more emphasis on the how.

Like I said, my girl's pops is a Brigadier General. I didn't approach him like it was a pissing contest. But I didn't come into it with my head bowed and my hand out either. That whole thing about "knowing your audience" was in effect. The man is a respected professional so I was respectful. He's a very successful soldier so I couldn't appear weak (what soldier, in the history of ever, would let his daughter marry someone that he didn't believe was capable of protecting and providing?). In the end I approached it just like I was briefing him on an op. I told him why I was there, outlined why I wanted to marry his daughter and how I was going to make it happen. No issues.

With her mom I spent a lot more time talking about the abstract. How I knew she was the right one. Why we're good together. etc. Again, know your audience. Her mom was a lot more interested in the "why" than the "how" if that makes sense.

Listen to him, he seems to have more coherent advice to give than I can lol.

Mick-Boy
07-07-2013, 04:04
I just over think things most of the time. ;)

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 04:10
Well, you looked at it from a military background. My future father-in-law is retired USAF and now works for the German AF, so he's had a huge background of military service. I've never had a single day, the closest I came was taking the ASVAB for USAF OTS, then being offered the job that after taking moved my butt down here to meet his daughter. Never once did I look at the request to marry his daughter as "briefing him on an op" lol

However, I was raised in a very well off family with proper morals, what the meaning of respect is, and taught the true meaning of discipline. Granted, thats probably partly due to the long line of military service in my family too.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 04:16
I just over think things most of the time. ;)

Oh yea, and I over think things ALL the time. My fiancee once asked me to tell her all of the things I thought throughout the day (well, mostly the thought processes involved in decision making) and my thought process involved in buying something, can't recall what it was, but it wasn't a life altering purchase, wasn't $1k or more that you'd have buyers remorse with or wished you had bought the other model, and she was blown away at the various aspects of things that I look at.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:16
Jesus Christ you guys, and Lady, blabbed a shit load.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:27
JM, Spyder and Irving chatting it up in the whore thread? Far out.

The Grey is a Lady?.... you don't happen to be a midget do you? lol

You know, there was something about your posting that I wondered about, couldn't put my finger on it. I'm glad you're here as a CO AR-15 member though. :)

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:28
BC must be polishing his telescope or something.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:28
I feel a run coming on.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:29
Damn timer. That really is a pita for whoring.

GilpinGuy
07-07-2013, 04:29
Time to whore it up a little. Been off the forum lately. I miss whoring. [Cry]

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:30
I'm getting good vibe.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:31
Eh shit.

Howdy GG

GilpinGuy
07-07-2013, 04:31
Why is it that a poker table with 9 players will scream and moan about playing in a short game but at 4:30AM, they're happy as shit to play 4 handed and make me stay here all night? Meh, I'm getting paid for it at least.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:32
*and then someone came and fucked it all up*

GilpinGuy
07-07-2013, 04:32
Whoops....f'ed up your run. Sorry bro.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:32
You dealers are all alike.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:33
It's cool brother, nice to see ya.

It's cool to whore with a friend too.

Mick-Boy
07-07-2013, 04:33
Oh yea, and I over think things ALL the time. My fiancee once asked me to tell her all of the things I thought throughout the day (well, mostly the thought processes involved in decision making) and my thought process involved in buying something, can't recall what it was, but it wasn't a life altering purchase, wasn't $1k or more that you'd have buyers remorse with or wished you had bought the other model, and she was blown away at the various aspects of things that I look at.

The first time I explained the concept of "back planning" to my girl she looked at me like I was speaking Dari... although she's almost never late now. [Coffee]

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:34
As long as you don't try to pork me, we're all good.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:35
Howdy Mick

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:37
Shit, I hope I didn't run GG off.....

Mick-Boy
07-07-2013, 04:38
Howdy. What's got you up during the wee hours?

GilpinGuy
07-07-2013, 04:38
It's cool brother, nice to see ya.

It's cool to whore with a friend too.

I'm a Supervisor actually. I do deal once a week, but get to sit and watch all night tonight. [hammer]

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:39
*runs down the hallway in just my underware....hollering bloody murder*

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:39
It is best to supervise..... I'm thinking.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:40
Howdy. What's got you up during the wee hours?


I've not been to bed yet, and I've not yet begun to defile myself. It's coming though.

GilpinGuy
07-07-2013, 04:40
It is best to supervise..... I'm thinking.

Right now, yes. SLOOOOOOOOOOOOW.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:41
I'm borderline torn between being my normal weirdo self, or being more contemporary for our lady folk.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:42
It would really turn me on if she was a midget though.

GilpinGuy
07-07-2013, 04:42
I vote weirdo.

GilpinGuy
07-07-2013, 04:43
It would really turn me on if she was a midget though.

You might be in luck....I noticed no reply to that question.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:45
Somehow I don't feel good with full weirdo.

I wanna though.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:46
Mick is probably wondering .......wtf?

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:47
*grabs a full beer, turns hat around backwards,...wiggles fingers a little bit....*

GilpinGuy
07-07-2013, 04:49
Game broke! Night ho's!

Mick-Boy
07-07-2013, 04:49
I only occasionally stick my nose in this thread. Enough to know that I don't refresh my browser nearly often enough to keep up most of the time. ;)

When I think I have something to offer I toss in my $.02. Otherwise I just read.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:49
*wonders if I can make 558 posts before 6:00 am*

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:51
Toss your hat in the ring Mick, the whore thread embraces your input, and input and more input.. :)

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:51
Get your funk on and enjoy ..........

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:52
I feel pretty, oh so pretty....

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:53
Spamming the universe with creative ideas and wonderful thoughts...

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:53
like........

...riding a bicycle naked through the forest .....

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:54
wearing a large brimmed straw hat....with a huge feather in it.

Mick-Boy
07-07-2013, 04:54
I've gone five years on this board without posting too much nonsense (I hope). No need to start now.[Beer]

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:55
Then again, I don't want a chaffed ass crack. Might want to put my under ware back on first.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:55
It's a post whore thread Mick......I'm posting, brother.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:56
Nonsense or not, this is the place to do it.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:57
Weather was really kinda nice today.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 04:59
Thinking about going to the renaissance festival this year.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:00
Steak on a stake.......good shit.

Expensive though...the beer is too.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:00
Really like the cleavage down there as well.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:01
I've gone five years on this board without posting too much nonsense (I hope). No need to start now.[Beer]

I admire your self control.... right now, I do not possess it.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 05:02
Holy fuck did I hit a wall...... A huge huge wall.....

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:03
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhYLz63csS0

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:04
JM... howdy douche bag.

Nice to see ya.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:04
What is this wall of which you speak?

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:05
Mick and Gilpin Guy and myself are just hanging out and chilling.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:06
Well, Mick might just be reading, but we're all here.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:07
You must be typing up a long explanation or something.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 05:07
That wall they speak of.... Ya know... Sitting at work when all of a sudden a wall of tired hits you...

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:07
I hope it's a figurative wall, and not a literal one.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:08
You sound like you might be a potential 5 hour energy customer....maybe that would help ya?

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:09
I've hit literal walls, at over 70 mph......it sucks when it happens.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:12
I'm gonna have to stop peeing off the porch...it's starting to get light out.

*grabs another beer*

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:14
I've wondered before, if anyone has ever started playing "spin the bottle" naked to begin with, and then have to put clothes back on?

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 05:14
Yeah... 5 Hour Energy doesn't do much anymore... Plus, I think it would take 2-20 to over come this tired....


I find it hard to believe that there are 18 legit guests looking at this thread.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:14
I've wondered before, where the hell these ideas come from?

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:15
Legit?...I would be surprised at that.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:15
Hell, if they want to be entertained, lets do it.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:16
Come on JM....get your freak on.... turn it up.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 05:17
Come on JM....get your freak on.... turn it up.

No... Someone already made a questionable post a few pages back... There was no validity to it, I'm sure... But still. I'm sure more than one of these guests is the NSA.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:18
*BE* a whore...Danny, *SEE* the whore.......*LIVE* the whore.

...it's a lifestyle.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 05:18
Now 23 guests... At 5:20am... On a Sunday...

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 05:19
123 guests total on the site....

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:19
Someone already made a questionable post a few pages back.

Direct me to the infidels post, we shall not be restrained from being ourselves.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 05:20
Jesus Christ you guys, and Lady, blabbed a shit load.

I believe you told us to take care of that...


BC must be polishing his telescope or something.

Nah, I'm at work, that's unprofessional! [LOL] I did have to feed it though. She drank 50 liters of liquid nitrogen. Hungry girl for not having to observe all night.


*and then someone came and fucked it all up*

That's what she said!


It would really turn me on if she was a midget though.

What's with you and midgets lately? Got a weird fetish? Squishy Pants McGee Prefers Midgets. Got it!


I only occasionally stick my nose in this thread. Enough to know that I don't refresh my browser nearly often enough to keep up most of the time. ;)

When I think I have something to offer I toss in my $.02. Otherwise I just read.

Just looking at your Join Date and Post Count, we can tell you don't stick your nose in here often enough. Heck, I had about 350 posts when the great server crash of 2012 happened, and now I'm up to 2100.


Toss your hat in the ring Mick, the whore thread embraces your input, and input and more input.. :)

Agreed.


Spamming the universe with creative ideas and wonderful thoughts...

You're not spamming the universe unless you're sending all of your posts into space. In which case, they wouldn't be picked up by the internet and appear on the forum.

I've gone five years on this board without posting too much nonsense (I hope). No need to start now.[Beer]

Yes, yes there is! GO!

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:21
....then again...you might just be a paranoid fucker.

albeit a nice paranoid fucker, but paranoid nonetheless.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 05:22
Someone already made a questionable post a few pages back.

Direct me to the infidels post, we shall not be restrained from being ourselves.

Negative... No need to bring it to light again...

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:23
BC...there he his.

Nice to catch up with you brother.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:24
Negative... No need to bring it to light again...

Well, nevertheless......they know we're all armed and potentially dangerous if confronted.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:25
I'm wondering if the sunrise will be a decent photo op.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 05:26
Yes, well I was talking with a co-worker about airfare (telling him that I paid less for round trip tickets from El Paso to Kona, than I would have from LAX or DIA even). That got my other co-worker going off about hawaii and telling me all of the stories that happened on the trips he's gone there multiple times. Exhausted, sick and still having knee pain.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 05:26
Well, nevertheless......they know we're all armed and potentially dangerous if confronted.
[facepalm] NOT what you should say.......

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:26
Been a while since I pulled an all nighter....used to do it all the time.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 05:26
Negative... No need to bring it to light again...

Wait, who's post was this? I posted a few pages back... it wasn't me, was it? Was I involved in the convo?

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 05:27
[facepalm] NOT what you should say.......

Ah, is this all about the ASN (read that backwards) post? Are you that paranoid JM?

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:28
Well, nevertheless, they know we are a friendly group of folks willing to exchange enlightened conversation.

Fixed it.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:30
BC is an infiltrator?

BOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSS

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:30
*throws lettuce and tomatoes and rotten cabbage*

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 05:31
Ah, is this all about the ASN (read that backwards) post? Are you that paranoid JM?
I wouldn't call it paranoid. Least not for myself... Just something that shouldn't have been posted... Drawing unnecessary attention to us is all...

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:31
That whole telescope story was just a snow job....fucker.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 05:31
I wouldn't call it paranoid. Least not for myself... Just something that shouldn't have been posted... Drawing unnecessary attention to us is all...

Now you're killing me to know what it is. How many pages back? True post whore pages or regular pages?

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 05:34
Oh come on, give me a little hint as to what was brought up that was questionable!? I wont let this go quietly!

Time to start perusing back a few threads looking for [Mod Edit] type posts lol

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:36
JM...do you need a hug?

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 05:36
As far as guests goes, you do know that lots of people log onto this site from their phones without logging in...

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:37
Perhaps I can arrange The Grey to accommodate that?

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:38
Lots of folks log in and just stay logged in all the time.

I however, do not.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 05:38
BC is an infiltrator?

BOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSS

Besides, its not me, afterall, I've created a perfect persona, including dreams, a blooming career, furthering education, a career-related avatar and a signature that makes me look like the goofy scientist that I really am... How is that not believable?!

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:39
But if she IS a midget, back off.....she's all mine.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 05:39
Check post number 20,161... Then read forward... Funny thing is... I can't find the post I was talking about.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:40
BC, you're solid.

I could never have doubted you.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 05:44
Check post number 20,161... Then read forward... Funny thing is... I can't find the post I was talking about.

Oh THAT?! Really, you're worried about that? [LOL]

20,164 has both your post and my post in it.

Besides, flyboy told us to do it, and we did by creating another 7 pages of post whore (40ppp that is) posts. So if anything else, we can blame it on him, right?






Okay, good, our stories our straight JM. nothing to worry about. [Peep]

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:45
Since I was reading back there again..... The Grey, you might want to look into Kangaroo Carry holsters. I bought one, but to be honest, I've not gotten it set up and in use yet.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 05:46
BC, you're solid.

I could never have doubted you.

Whew! Dodged that one!

Now that my cover is still intact, I think I'm going to call it a night. Time to kick my feet up, relax for a few and wait for the nyquil to kick in so I might actually be able to sleep tonight! [gohome]

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:46
*throws more lettuce at BC just because*

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:47
Alrighty then BC..... nice to see ya this evening/morning.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:48
I like peanut butter.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:49
...another nonsense post occurred.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 05:49
Oh THAT?! Really, you're worried about that? [LOL]

20,164 has both your post and my post in it.

Besides, flyboy told us to do it, and we did by creating another 7 pages of post whore (40ppp that is) posts. So if anything else, we can blame it on him, right?






Okay, good, our stories our straight JM. nothing to worry about. [Peep]

The post that concerned me is no longer there.... It was deleted.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:50
No disrespect to Mick..... he apparently sees the dignity of not being a senseless whore...whereas I do not.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:50
*shoots a spitwad at JM*

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 05:51
The post that concerned me is no longer there.... It was deleted.

How very interesting! Wow, the NSA must work extremely fast then! They got like 25 something people watching this thread and hacking the forum to delete the post. Very conspiracy theory-ish. You should write a book. [Poke]

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 05:52
*throws more lettuce at BC just because*

Thanks!!

I needed that, seriously! I think the grogginess haze that I've been in from the nyquil and lack of sleep caused me to have a lapse in judgement in how much food to bring with me.

BuffCyclist
07-07-2013, 05:54
The worst part about living in the desert: bloody noses.

Seriously, in the past 48 hours, my nose has gone from niagra falls to hoover dam to drier than the sahara desert to gushing like a sliced artery.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 05:55
I'm really tired... And you have a PM, BC...

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:56
*shoots a spitwad at BC*

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 05:58
...and for the record.... I'm unconcerned with shitbag lurkers.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 06:00
...and for the record.... I'm unconcerned with shitbag lurkers.

Eh... If you'd have seen the post... I'm sure you'd have the same attitude of "fuck em". But still.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:00
I've also mentioned before that this board would be better served as a private board. In fact, I said it was like the difference between your mother speculating what you are doing with that girl in your bedroom, or knowing what you were doing with that girl in your bedroom.

Either way, I'll just go ahead and be my weirdo self.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:04
I shall be Otter...

*takes clothes off again*

I am all that is Otter, hear me..... * oh what the hell to otters do when they make noise...* hear me, ......Squeak? Piss on that, ....*Hear me RoaR*

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 06:05
Right.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:05
Otters don't roar.

WTF

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:06
Hear me bang rocks on clam shells....or something.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:06
I'm not changing my avatar, dammit.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:08
Fender guitars sound awesome.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:09
Corey Rose is looking mighty fine this morning.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:10
I'm not on my game....laxing...I could have gotten a lot of posts in recent, and been dragging my ass.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:12
You fall asleep JM?

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:14
Kids are all pussies now because they are not allowed to play dodgeball anymore. Don't want them to get knocked on their ass, or god forbid they get a bloody lip. They should all be winners, right?

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:17
Remember Smear the Queer?

The one individual that would have the fortitude to pick up the football, was chased by 50 other kids looking to smash his ass into the dirt? Then another poor son of a bitch would pick it up again and it would start all over?

Fun times....kinda like rugby I guess.

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 06:18
Nope... Watching random videos to keep awake...

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:20
Random video?

70's porn?

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:21
*chicka chicka bow bow.....whaaah whaaaah...bow bow...chicka chicka bow bow*

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:22
I'd like to apologize now, to all the fine people that will come in this morning and read all that crap....if you decide to actually read it.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:23
If you skipped the whole thing though, you DID miss some funny shit.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:26
"This IS Otterlicious, your morning DJ...special requests are always welcome, and right now I'm going to play a groovy classic for you all....yeah baby.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COiIC3A0ROM&list=ALBTKoXRg38BD2a5lGXb9vxv8YaNB8jkWz

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:27
*struttin' it and puttin down my groove*

JM Ver. 2.0
07-07-2013, 06:28
Piers Morgan is an idiot... I like watching him lose debate after debate...

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:30
Piers Morgan is an idiot.

I didn't know that was up in the air.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:33
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp4339EbVn8

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:40
I'm getting all ghetto and shit.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhw_zbvxvb4

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:40
This song is really cool.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:44
And if you're into morning sex....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vSAOrpKlgY

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Fnet0y9Ts

:)

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 06:59
Rock it....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0zMFN6bMlo

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 07:02
Badass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMKH5dC0StE

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 07:04
Invisible...... yeah.

Great-Kazoo
07-07-2013, 07:08
No, it's my bad for forgetting that people sometimes think I'm male. It's no big deal, and I hope that my presence does not put a crimp in people's conversations. I'm prior military, I like guns, eat lots of red meat, work in a male-dominated field, and swear like a sailor. I'm just shaped a bit differently and don't have a Y chromosome.

Please don't let the fact that I'm female stop you (all of you) from being yourselves. I would rather leave (though I don't want to) than to be an inhibitor to the comaraderie and fellowship of this place. I'm no feminazi.

If anyone has an issue with you, being a woman, they can leave. > There's the door for the exit challenged.

OtterbatHellcat
07-07-2013, 07:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWFdyoKIE1o

*rockin*