The post whore thread.

[roberth]

i think i might just be as happy as a liberal at gun by back [Sarcasm2]

what the heck is going on? spill it!!

[alxone]

what the heck is going on? spill it!!ill see you at the next tanner . ill be in my same stinky old spot [Beer]

[roberth]

ok man - i look forward to seeing you.

[roberth]

whar r tha rest o' tha hoze?

[roberth]

found out something today.

[roberth]

i don't like hanging out with co-workers in bars.

[roberth]

they get all funny with a couple of drinks in them and then i just want to leave.

[roberth]

i don't drink, i decided i had better things to do and to spend money on.

[roberth]

i watched a co-worker almost get belligerent when the company tab was closed. i didn't like watching that.

[roberth]

good night all - see ya tomorry

[HoneyBadger]

Alex, there has got to be a way to recover your history threads... Those were immeasurably valuable!

Hi and bye to everyone else.

[ChunkyMonkey]

I just woke up...

[OtterbatHellcat]

Monkeys need their sleep, dammit.

[OtterbatHellcat]

...and so do I.

goodnight whores.

[UrbanWolf]

Bored

[ChunkyMonkey]

Go finger something

[alxone]

Alex, there has got to be a way to recover your history threads... Those were immeasurably valuable!

Hi and bye to everyone else.i have all the info for me to use elsewhere but sadly coar15 members get the short end of the stick

[waxthis]

Go finger something


I hear Rhonda Fields is looking for a new squeeze!

[waxthis]

TGIF!

[alxone]

TGIF!its not friday yet

[waxthis]

its not friday yet

Is for me..:)

[waxthis]

And this to boot31337

[roberth]

another golden day in CO

[Great-Kazoo]

another golden day in CO

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

[roberth]

it is a GREAT day - fresh smell of the morning

[roberth]

birds are chirping, butterflies are flitting about, i'm holding guns - what could be better

[Great-Kazoo]

birds are chirping, butterflies are flitting about, i'm holding guns - what could be better

getting ready to range test some loads i did this week. LATER............................................. ........
just realized i need a beta load testing AR. The SBR's are to pricey replacement wise, if a load takes a shit. Oh well off to the garage to see what's collecting dust.

[roberth]

see, range testing even makes a curmudgeon smile. :) [Flower]

[roberth]

i gotta get up there - eat some q / spicy mexi

[Great-Kazoo]

see, range testing even makes a curmudgeon smile. :) [Flower]

So do Cigars hand rolled between the creamy thighs of Young Cuban women.
Still leaves me without a dedicated beater AR. Luckily i have a few Pre 7/1 lowers & uppers.. Whew thankfully i can't sell them so looks like they've become ammo fodder;)

[TheBelly]

I just met COL Bruce Crandall.

[roberth]

http://www.army.mil/medalofhonor/crandall/profile/


Am I right?

[waxthis]

" creamy thighs" Yum.

[TheBelly]

http://www.army.mil/medalofhonor/crandall/profile/


Am I right?

yep.

[waxthis]

^^^ Very Cool^^^^^^^^^^

[TheBelly]

He asked me about the Soldiers on my bracelet. Very moving moments.

I mean, not quite allergy-inducing eye-sweating moments, but close.

[TheBelly]

Sitting in a room where people are talking.

[TheBelly]

Clack clack of the keyboard.

[TheBelly]

Someone getting a counseling because of a Florida Gators flag hung in the window.

[TheBelly]

Not because its a flag in a window, but because the elephant in the room hates the Gators.

[TheBelly]

Phone is still working.

[TheBelly]

Posting from my phone.

[TheBelly]

This guy just said he'd deploy a medically unfit Soldier. Wow.

[TheBelly]

My work right now is to just sit back and observe.

[TheBelly]

I hate waiting. Can something happen already?

[TheBelly]

Confusion is abounding and the elephant is asking for clarification. No one has the clarification.

[TheBelly]

This is a pretty awkward time. Uh oh. You got some splainin to go!

[TheBelly]

This guy is now saying (literally), "At least I'm not as bad as [these other guys]." Wow!

[waxthis]

Snap a pic

[TheBelly]

The elephant called him on it. This just got more awkward.

[TheBelly]

Snap a pic

Of what?

[waxthis]

This guy just said he'd deploy a medically unfit Soldier. Wow.


WTF?

[waxthis]

Of what?


The scene.

[fly boy]

And this to boot31337

What about boots?

[TheBelly]

http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af70/thebelly925/376C52FF-5717-43A0-BD74-367ADF381DF2-18840-00000A9E29327881_zps7aa69619.jpg

Pretty boring picture, but lively conversation.

[fly boy]

This guy just said he'd deploy a medically unfit Soldier. Wow.

Knew a guy that cried hurt 2 weeks before going to a deployment so he didn't have to go.... he was little baby back bitch and everyone was pissed at him.

[TheBelly]

What about boots?

What about Dee's?

[fly boy]

Pretty boring picture, but lively conversation.


HA, all those high ranks, and look at the crappy chairs they are sitting in!!! AF would have super sweet leather high back chairs.

[TheBelly]

Knew a guy that cried hurt 2 weeks before going to a deployment so he didn't have to go.... he was little baby back bitch and everyone was pissed at him.

Clearly a case of TfHS

[fly boy]

What about Dee's?

made for walkin? by the uniform, yours are made for STOMPEN!!!

[TheBelly]

HA, all those high ranks, and look at the crappy chairs they are sitting in!!! AF would have super sweet leather high back chairs.

Not that high of ranks, actually.

[TheBelly]

made for walkin? by the uniform, yours are made for STOMPEN!!!

Dee's Nutz!!!

[fly boy]

Not that high of ranks, actually.

they just looked older, so I was guessing


Dee's Nutz!!!


HAHAHAHA, That's where I went but figured you wouldn't get it! HA, that's awesome

[TheBelly]

I've seen and heard some crazy crap. A CPT is now getting called out about her screaming eagles combat patch.

[waxthis]

http://i994.photobucket.com/albums/af70/thebelly925/376C52FF-5717-43A0-BD74-367ADF381DF2-18840-00000A9E29327881_zps7aa69619.jpg

Pretty boring picture, but lively conversation.

[Alrigh]

[TheBelly]

If I was a sociopath, I would enjoy what's happening.

[fly boy]

I've seen and heard some crazy crap. A CPT is now getting called out about her screaming eagles combat patch.


HA, wow. The things tax payers money goes towards

[TheBelly]

But I'm a human, so this is a very uncomfortable scene.

[TheBelly]

HA, wow. The things tax payers money goes towards

Shes not authorized to wear it. The elephant just told her to stand by after this. Eff her life!

[fly boy]

But I'm a human, so this is a very uncomfortable scene.

Just add some .02 and join the fight

[fly boy]

Shes not authorized to wear it. The elephant just told her to stand by after this. Eff her life!

OH BURN!!!

[TheBelly]

Just add some .02 and join the fight

Nope, no way.

[TheBelly]

More about the Florida flag.

[fly boy]

More about the Florida flag.

Ha, sounds like a heated argument

[roberth]

But I'm a human, so this is a very uncomfortable scene.

I'm the same way. I think dressing people down should be done privately.

[TheBelly]

Ha, sounds like a heated argument

The elephant ended it with, "At least it's all SEC."

[fly boy]

The elephant ended it with, "At least it's all SEC."

what's SEC?

[TheBelly]

Something with sports I assume. I don't know. He said it, they all stopped talking about it.

[TheBelly]

Lunch.... Hungry....

[fly boy]

I just had golden grhams for lunch

[TheBelly]

Dfac over here.

[fly boy]

Dfac over here.


People get pissed when we still call it the Chow hall

[roberth]

SEC is the college conference the gators are in.

[waxthis]

I like gator meat.

[waxthis]

What you guys having for lunch?

[waxthis]

"golden grhams" Carb diet?

[waxthis]

shit, wait...Not all at once..Me?, I'm having left over spag with mEatBallz.

[Great-Kazoo]

What you guys having for lunch?

pepperoni rolls.

[waxthis]

pepperoni rolls.

Done with the range?

[waxthis]

Damn...My tounge is still really sore.

[waxthis]

And I was nowhere near Pam....[ROFL3]

[TheBelly]

shit, wait...Not all at once..Me?, I'm having left over spag with mEatBallz.

Wax is putting balls of meat in his mouth ....

i had a salad.

[TheBelly]

Almost done.

[waxthis]

Wax is putting balls of meat in his mouth ....

i had a salad.

WTF? you got a webcam in my office? Or just hack in?

[fly boy]

Cereal is delicious... any time of day.

[TheBelly]

I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

[roberth]

i went to Efrains in Layfayette. It was real good but the service is sloooooooooo

[waxthis]

i went to Efrains in Layfayette. It was real good but the service is sloooooooooo


Should of bought a bigger pitcher of Margs.

[roberth]

:) I don't drink and now we're back in the office, company frowns on the 3 martini lunch.

[waxthis]

:) I don't drink and now we're back in the office, company frowns on the 3 martini lunch.

fly boy could never work for that outfit..[LOL]

[waxthis]

Ghost and Yeti's, Ghost and Yeti's............................Plants a growin, gonna have some HOT fruit come late August!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alxone]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bja4vctXrmI

[waxthis]

No Ghosts or Yeti's for jim. He gets freshly ground basil and oregano.

[waxthis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bja4vctXrmI

Uhm?

[cofi]

Ghost and Yeti's, Ghost and Yeti's............................Plants a growin, gonna have some HOT fruit come late August!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

none of our hot peppers sprouted this year :(

[waxthis]

none of our hot peppers sprouted this year :(

Sprouted? You started them from seeds?

[spyder]

none of our hot peppers sprouted this year :(

That sucks. We had everything come up this year. The local piece of shit family of bears however ate all of the leafy greens.... fuckers....

[Great-Kazoo]

No Ghosts or Yeti's for jim. He gets freshly ground basil and oregano.

YES !

[waxthis]

That sucks. We had everything come up this year. The local piece of shit family of bears however ate all of the leafy greens.... fuckers....

Oh now that really sux!!!!!!!!!!

[TheBelly]

OH BURN!!!

so, the elephant very firmly reminded the offender that as leaders and professionals we must live with the trust of our peers, subordinates, and superiors. The little things indicate the bigger things, and that she needed to rebuild her personal integrity from ground up because she just burned it for no good reason.

"It's a long hard road, CPT (to gain back your integrity). Unfortunately no one else put you up to your misconduct. You did it by yourself, and what's worse is that you did it on the back of those heroes who truly earned it. You just pissed away whatever amount of personal integrity and honor you might have had... and I use the phrase 'might have had' very loosely when I'm talking about your conduct."

she cried, and she effing deserves it.

[Firehaus]

Put down the shrooms...

[spyder]

EHEHEHEHEHE

Damnit! You got rid of the retards other post! shit.....

I will try my best to re-do it. Here goes....


Hi, I'm a liberal imposter on a gun forum. I'm about to say a bunch of stupid random shit to piss everyone off, and prove first and foremost that I'm what the problem with this country is.

I voted for Obama, and believe in gun control. However, I own guns, and am a proud gun owner. I also would glady give them up for my chance to kiss the powers that be's ass.

I am not intellectually smart enough to put together a decent argument, so I am just going to say that the rest of you gun toting people are too stupid to get what us, the liberal fuck tards, are saying. We are basically saying, that you are dumb, and we are smart. Guns kill everything, you just don't know it yet. Again, we are the type that voted for Obama, admit it, and are still proud of it considering he is laying waste to our country, just like our ideals as liberals.

Ok, bye now.

[RblDiver]

^ That just about sums it up, though you put it in a much more intelligent manner than he did ;)

[bogie]

chicken is to cluck as....

[Great-Kazoo]

Duck is to quack

[Mazin]

Damnit! You got rid of the retards other post! shit.....

I will try my best to re-do it. Here goes....

That was spot on in my book


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[Mazin]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/12/yzu6e5ys.jpg


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[Mazin]

Commonsense Gun Control = Me having a gun on me all the time.


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[TheBelly]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/12/yzu6e5ys.jpg


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Not always....

get it? It's not the woods!

[fly boy]

so, the elephant very firmly reminded the offender that as leaders and professionals we must live with the trust of our peers, subordinates, and superiors. The little things indicate the bigger things, and that she needed to rebuild her personal integrity from ground up because she just burned it for no good reason.

"It's a long hard road, CPT (to gain back your integrity). Unfortunately no one else put you up to your misconduct. You did it by yourself, and what's worse is that you did it on the back of those heroes who truly earned it. You just pissed away whatever amount of personal integrity and honor you might have had... and I use the phrase 'might have had' very loosely when I'm talking about your conduct."

she cried, and she effing deserves it.

Ha, That's what I love about women in the military..... they get there ass chewed and cry, men just suck it up, and learn from it. We have had 2/3 women cry because they get yelled at for something they should have never even thought to do.



fly boy could never work for that outfit..[LOL]

Damn right! Wait... why am I the resident alcoholic?

[TheBelly]

Elephant was a constellation.

[TheBelly]

Ha, That's what I love about women in the military..... they get there ass chewed and cry, men just suck it up, and learn from it. We have had 2/3 women cry because they get yelled at for something they should have never even thought to do.

The elephant was having none of it. She's been refrad back to home station for lack of standards. This is one time when the reserves got it right.

[fly boy]

The elephant was having none of it. She's been refrad back to home station for lack of standards. This is one time when the reserves got it right.

well good. Officers are definately held to a higher standard, I will say that.

[TheBelly]

well good. Officers are definately held to a higher standard, I will say that.

Theres a lot of weight thrown around when the 'O' messes up.

[Great-Kazoo]

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/07/12/yzu6e5ys.jpg


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Fuken mice teeth HURT

[fly boy]

Fuken mice teeth HURT

do you know from experience? HAHA, I kid, I kid, I joke with you[Flower]

[TheBelly]

do you know from experience? HAHA, I kid, I kid, I joke with you[Flower]

Maybe with gerbils...?

[UrbanWolf]

I'm sitting in CSU's study cube with my laptop studying for final tomorrow, another guy came sit on the next table, took out his sandwich and start chewing as loud as a fucking pig..... I wanna pounch something!!!!

[Great-Kazoo]

Maybe with gerbils...?

Ok Richard Gere take a break.

[waxthis]

Does shaving them make much of a difference?

[KS63]

I hate Contractors. Lawyering up.

[spyder]

I'm sitting in CSU's study cube with my laptop studying for final tomorrow, another guy came sit on the next table, took out his sandwich and start chewing as loud as a fucking pig..... I wanna pounch something!!!!

I have told plenty of people to learn a new "manner" and chew with their mouths shut. I'm not nice about it either. Come to think of it, I've done it quite a few times... My wife knows what is coming the moment we hear it. Ya, I'm rude about it, but fuck people, it's not that hard to chew with your mouths shut, and not be fucking disgusting. I had to train the wife's family also, wouldn't eat with them till they learned. It is just one pet peeve that pisses me the hell off, I know it's slightly irrational, but, I don't give a shit.

[buffalobo]

Does shaving them make much of a difference?

First post on the page when I clicked on it. Don't care the reference, that is funny in so many ways. [ROFL1] [ROFL3][LOL]

[buffalobo]

Fuken mice teeth HURT


[ROFL3][LOL]

That would give a guy a case of the red ass.

[buffalobo]

That sucks. We had everything come up this year. The local piece of shit family of bears however ate all of the leafy greens.... fuckers....

Bear tag?

If I feed em, I want to eat em.

[buffalobo]

Kroger brand fudgecicle, not bad for generic. Think I might have to confirm that with another sample.

[buffalobo]

Five in a row, first time for wanna be ho.

[buffalobo]

Confirmed, the Kroger brand fudgecicle is better than the name brands.

[Great-Kazoo]

I'd buy that for a dollar.

[Great-Kazoo]

Do wacker do wacker do

[wax_job]

I'd buy that for a dollar.

Jim, buy this for a few more dollars http://www.ar-15.co/showthread.php?t=110411

[wax_job]

"One day, when I was driving in my Land Rover...."

[wax_job]

Know how I know you're lying?

You said, driving and Land Rover in the same sentence

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Yeah Jim buy it for your new bug out vehicle.

[wax_job]

Bla bla bla....when your marriage is easier to keep going than your truck.

[wax_job]

Yeah Jim buy it for your new bug out vehicle.

I'll drop the price $50 if you promise to paint it camo.

[DangerLee_Industries]

Just ripped a doozy and woke my wife up.... I blamed it on the dog and she bought it.... [pileoshit]

[wax_job]

What y'all think about EMP prep?

Anyone keeping a spare battery in a faraday cage for backup?

[wax_job]

Just ripped a doozy and woke my wife up.... I blamed it on the dog and she bought it.... [pileoshit]

What woke her up? Smell or sound?


I can't ever blame it on the dog.... Dog's never smells like a rotten egg pushed through an onion...

[DangerLee_Industries]

The sound...... It was epic.... Luckily my Lab has a leaky ass and is a stinky fu@ker...

[wax_job]

The sound...... It was epic.... Luckily my Lab has a leaky ass and is a stinky fu@ker...

Had the nephews out last weekend for the 4th camping. Got to take em hunting for spiders by "smell". 😂

In a year or two ill take em snipe hunting.

[DangerLee_Industries]

Had the nephews out last weekend for the 4th camping. Got to take em hunting for spiders by "smell". 

In a year or two ill take em snipe hunting.

Nice I remember snipe hunting when I was a Scout many moons ago. We actually came up on a raccoon and it scared the crap out of us. One of the other scouts ran straight into a tree and knocked the shit out of himself.....

[TheBelly]

I can't ever blame it on the dog.... Dog's never smells like a rotten egg pushed through an onion...

I can't blame the dog either. I have a miniature wiener dog. There's no WAY she can compete with the flaky green air-biscuits that I can produce.

[TheBelly]

I need some help.. I'm at work and I can't get to a meme generator.

I need the grumpy cat with the words I LIKE THE SOUND YOU MAKE (above the cat) and WHEN YOU'RE QUIET (below the cat)

If you can post it up here, that would be uber-sufficient.

At the request of one of the DAC in my office, this is for a greeting card for his wife. They've been married for about 30 years, so it's pretty fitting, and funny to boot!

Thanks in advance!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Cheers.

[Great-Kazoo]

Jim, buy this for a few more dollars http://www.ar-15.co/showthread.php?t=110411


Know how I know you're lying?

You said, driving and Land Rover in the same sentence


Yeah Jim buy it for your new bug out vehicle.

A Rover for bug out? maybe another storage shed


Bla bla bla....when your marriage is easier to keep going than your truck.


An older yota land cruiser has more potential AND chance of running than a newer LR. Besides even without an HOA, or covenant, sooner or later they'd start ticketing me for abandoned vehicle.

[Great-Kazoo]

IT'S 6:40 AND NO INDIAN TACO PICS. ??

[roberth]

IT'S 6:40 AND NO INDIAN TACO PICS. ??

we're not allowed to post porn.

[TheBelly]

IT'S 6:40 AND NO INDIAN TACO PICS. ??

my wife laughed her butt off at the 'batman can't stop thinking about sex' video.

[TheBelly]

Cheers.

thanks very much!

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Do you need the image in larger format?

[roberth]

nice rain last night

[wax_job]

nice rain last night

Gorgeous.

[Great-Kazoo]

nice rain last night

Rain? I've seen more moisture from the local strippers then clouds.

[UrbanWolf]

Rain? I've seen more moisture from the local strippers then clouds.

Lawl

[waxthis]

Rain? I've seen more moisture from the local strippers then clouds.


Word.

[roberth]

Rain? I've seen more moisture from the local strippers then clouds.

local strippers?!?!?! you never take me there. :)

[Great-Kazoo]

local strippers?!?!?! you never take me there. :)

Wrong plumbing.

[waxthis]

local strippers?!?!?! you never take me there. :)


I could be mistaken, and I'm sure jim will correct me, but I believe we only have one. And that loose midget is currently tied up to a pole in 'Otterbatcats basement.

[BuffCyclist]

IT'S 6:40 AND NO INDIAN TACO PICS. ??

Yea, i'm surprised. Waxthis, go get some! [LOL]

[waxthis]

IT'S 6:40 AND NO INDIAN TACO PICS. ??

No......[Dunno]

[waxthis]

My thoughts on this Friday morning.......Rhonda Fields, go [goFyourself] Yourself.

[TheBelly]

Do you need the image in larger format?

honestly, the larger the better. I'm just grateful for the quick response.

[TheBelly]

My thoughts on this Friday morning.......Rhonda Fields, go [goFyourself] Yourself.

she'll probably get arrested or something, I think...

[KS63]

If you could punch stupid people in the face without legal repercussion, would the World be a better place?

[roberth]

If you could punch stupid people in the face without legal repercussion, would the World be a better place?

I don't know.

[roberth]

Would the stupid person learn anything from it?

[roberth]

Stupid people generally don't learn from experience.

[waxthis]

Would the stupid person learn anything from it?

Nope.

[waxthis]

Getting ready to watch my daughter play 6 hours of volleyball. Gonna have a sore azzzzzzzzzz.

[roberth]

I would just walk away, stupid is a permanently debilitating condition.

[Great-Kazoo]

DO WAH DIDDY, DIDDY, DUM DIDDY, DO

[Mazin]

DO WAH DIDDY, DIDDY, DUM DIDDY, DO

There she was just a-walkin' down the street
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do

She looked good, LOOKED GOOD
she looked fine, LOOKED FINE
she looked good, she looked fine
and I nearly lost my mind
Before I knew it she was walkin' next to me

singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
Holdin' my hand just as natural as can be
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do

We walked on, WALKED ON
to my door, MY DOOR
we walked on to my door
then we kissed a little more

Wo-o-o-oh, I knew we were falling in love
yes I did, and so I told her all the things
that I'd been dreamin' of
Now we're together her nearly every single day

singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
We're so happy and that how we're gonna stay
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do

I'm hers, I'M HERS
she's mine, SHE'S MINE
I'm hers, she's mine

wedding bells are gonna chime
Wo-o-o-oh, I knew we were falling in love
yes I did, and so I told her all the things
that I'd been dreamin' of

Now we're togther nearly every single day
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
We're so happy and that how we're gonna stay
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do

I'm hers, I'M HERS
she's mine, SHE'S MINE

I'm hers, she's mine
wedding bells are gonna chime
Singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do

do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do



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[TheBelly]

Done for the day!

[Great-Kazoo]

There she was just a-walkin' down the street
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
snappin' her fingers and shufflin' her feet
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do

She looked good, LOOKED GOOD
she looked fine, LOOKED FINE
she looked good, she looked fine
NOW we're doing 69
Before I knew it she was walkin' next to me

singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
Holdin' my hand just as natural as can be
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do

We walked on, WALKED ON
to my door, MY DOOR
we walked on to my door
where we licked a little more

Wo-o-o-oh, I knew we were falling in love
yes I did, and so I told her all the things
that I'd been dreamin' of
Now we're together her nearly every single day

singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
We're so happy and that how we're gonna stay
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do

I'm hers, I'M HERS
she's mine, SHE'S MINE
I'm hers, she's mine

wedding bells are gonna chime
Wo-o-o-oh, I knew we were falling in love
yes I did, and so I told her all the things
that I'd been dreamin' of

Now we're togther nearly every single day
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
We're so happy and that how we're gonna stay
singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do

I'm hers, I'M HERS
she's mine, SHE'S MINE

I'm hers, she's mine
wedding bells are gonna chime
Singin' do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do

do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do
do-wah diddy-diddy down diddy-do



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[roberth]

Raining here now...sorta....kinda

[roberth]

mostly windy

[BuffCyclist]

I f&*%king HATE painting!

[Mad]

It seriously drives me stark raving mad! Next time I buy a house, I'm NOT going to take the $500 painting allotment and I'll let the previous owners repaint the entire freaking house white, instead of the dingy yellow masking tape color. Seriously, I swear they took masking tape into Lowes and asked for them to match the color. EVERYTHING is that color, trim, doors, walls, though thankfully the ceiling is not.

But don't get me started on popcorn ceiling and trying to paint a nice line. Screw that up every time, whether I use a tool to push into the corner or not.

[Rant1]

[BuffCyclist]

Oh yea, and heaven forbid you drop one tiny freaking drop of paint on the carpet, thinking you can blot it up with a damp wash cloth. All that does is spread the dye out over a larger area making the stain much more obvious and less likely to be removed!! [Rant2]

[roberth]

painting sucks - might as well buy big fan and throw the paint bucket into the fan

[roberth]

big thunder now - neat

[BuffCyclist]

[shithitsfan]




*imagine that isn't brown, but instead dark midnight blue. Then it'd be exactly as roberth suggested I do...

[roberth]

:) - you could be in a band - blue man goo

[BuffCyclist]

Seriously, I get so outraged whenever I have to paint. Probably why this is only the 4th room in my house that I'm painting. Still have the largest room (living room), master bedroom, den, kitchen, and my bathroom to do before (hopefully) October. Probably not gonna happen.

[roberth]

the last time i needed a room painted i asked a friend who LOVES to paint if she'd paint the room for some cash - she did a great job

[BuffCyclist]

i need friends like that!

[TheBelly]

Bored.

[BuffCyclist]

Bored.

Want to come paint a few rooms in my house? I won't pay you for your time or travel... [Tooth]

[roberth]

go reload something - i just ran 100 45acp

[fly boy]

reload some 6.8 and .308 for me!!

[roberth]

reload some 6.8 and .308 for me!!


ummmm............no :)

[OtterbatHellcat]

we're not allowed to post porn.

This was funnier than hell.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I could be mistaken, and I'm sure jim will correct me, but I believe we only have one. And that loose midget is currently tied up to a pole in 'Otterbatcats basement.

I laughed my ass off at this....Awesome.

[roberth]

hey otterbatcat - jim and waxthis could make her a


loose, midget sandwich


i kill me [ROFL1]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Stupid people generally don't learn from experience.

It is said that ignorance is bliss.

Inquisitive people get out there and learn, smart people have already done it........and stupid people just don't care to figure shit out. "Someone else will do it for me"..... and I think most of them are libtards.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya there Roberth, nice to see ya.

[OtterbatHellcat]

loose, midget sandwich ?

LOL

BTW though, no hole is too deep or sloppy when you have a big johnson... ;)

[TheBelly]

Want to come paint a few rooms in my house? I won't pay you for your time or travel... [Tooth]

Not exactly.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Keeping in tune with some of Jims posts today......


Whacka Whacka Whacka.

[TheBelly]

BTW though, no hole is too deep or sloppy when you have a big johnson... ;)

how would you know?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya Belly.

I don't really want to do any painting at BC's place either.


Unless he has some Black midget hooker with an English accent or something.

[OtterbatHellcat]

how would you know?

Maybe there are some sloppy holes I've not encountered yet? I suppose it's possible.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I kid of course.

I *am* a bachelor for the weekend though, which means I could walk around in my under ware all weekend, farting and picking my nose, .....you know, all the cool shit you can do.

[OtterbatHellcat]

What a shit work week it was.....busier than hell.......assholes and elbows just about every day.

We finally got some RAIN out here today...I hope that keeps up for a few days at least.

[Great-Kazoo]

Keeping in tune with some of Jims posts today......


Whacka Whacka Whacka.

hubba hubba hubba

Country Dick Montana and The Beet farmers Happy Boy


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEZtII8rt_Y

[BuffCyclist]

Not exactly.

Meh, worth a try! [LOL]


Heya Belly.

I don't really want to do any painting at BC's place either.


Unless he has some Black midget hooker with an English accent or something.

Why, are you into that sort of thing? Cause I could try to arrange that... :rolleyes:



I kid of course.

I *am* a bachelor for the weekend though, which means I could walk around in my under ware all weekend, farting and picking my nose, .....you know, all the cool shit you can do.

Whereas you normally just pick you nose while walking around? [ROFL3]

[OtterbatHellcat]

Jim.

I enjoyed that.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Heya BC.

If you can arrange it, I just might get most of that painted for you.

Can the midget and I spend some time in each room before it gets painted?..... it might be better that way.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I feel like letting loose a little bit tonight.......probably get hammered though.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Might be evidenced in my posts several hours from now.

Maybe I could do a BAC reading every hour and see where I end up at, whenever the hell it is I decide to go to bed.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Thought about catching Top Shot online cause I missed it the other day....dammit.

Heard something about a mile shot that a competitor lined up and got off in 30 seconds? cool shit man.

[roberth]

we have a software install starting at 10pm - don't know how long it will last

[roberth]

range opens at noon tomorrow

[OtterbatHellcat]

10 pm software ho down?

[OtterbatHellcat]

I thought you were done with work for the day for some reason.

[OtterbatHellcat]

range opens at noon tomorrow

What range is it, that doesn't open until noon on a weekend?

[Great-Kazoo]

Thought about catching Top Shot online cause I missed it the other day....dammit.

Heard something about a mile shot that a competitor lined up and got off in 30 seconds? cool shit man.

. Just finishing it On Demend

That was done by Pretty Boy George, from last season.

SPOILER ALERT

someone came real close to pretty boy's time. And he deserves the congrats

[OtterbatHellcat]

Right on, Jim

I'm gonna get the show going here pretty soon.

[OtterbatHellcat]

BAC .10 at this point..........hell, I've not even begun to defile myself.

When I say this next statement, I'm not looking for opinions or criticism or condemnation.....however, I state for fact, that at this very moment....I can drive BETTER than at least 50% of the general population...period....any given day, any given time.

I think it would be cool if there was an alcohol "stamp" on your DL. Some designation that up to a certain point for whomever the individual is, shit is cool. You show up, drink a six pack in, say, an hour.........then.......you take the test.

JMO

[OtterbatHellcat]

I also think Twinkies are disgusting.

[roberth]

I thought you were done with work for the day for some reason.

the belly is done; I.T. never sleeps

[roberth]

I also think Twinkies are disgusting.

yah - they ain't as good as when i was little

[OtterbatHellcat]

An Oreo, however.........I just might be enticed to eat an Oreo cookie from time to time.


I LOVE peanut butter though.....that is some fantastic magical shit right there.

[roberth]

What range is it, that doesn't open until noon on a weekend?

GGC, they have a work party from 7-noon i was going to do but work reared its ugly head around noon today

[roberth]

An Oreo, however.........I just might be enticed to eat an Oreo cookie from time to time.


I LOVE peanut butter though.....that is some fantastic magical shit right there.

oreos and milk - YUMMMY!!!

[OtterbatHellcat]

the belly is done; I.T. never sleeps

I hope that crap doesn't interfere with your range time tomorrow....meaning lack of sleep thereof.

[OtterbatHellcat]

The Golden Gun place?... my Snap On dealer is hooked up there. I'd like to check it out, it IS kinda far from me though.

[roberth]

thx - we'll see

[roberth]

The Golden Gun place?... my Snap On dealer is hooked up there. I'd like to check it out, it IS kinda far from me though.

if you want to go let me know

i'll be shooting all 22lr and 9mm at 15-50 yards

[roberth]

http://www.goldengunclub.com/

[OtterbatHellcat]

What all are you going to take with you, if you go?

*edit*

*already answered the question*

[OtterbatHellcat]

Thank you very much for the offer, Sir.

I would like to check the place out for sure. That's cool of you man.

[Mazin]

I f&*%king HATE painting!

[Mad]

It seriously drives me stark raving mad! Next time I buy a house, I'm NOT going to take the $500 painting allotment and I'll let the previous owners repaint the entire freaking house white, instead of the dingy yellow masking tape color. Seriously, I swear they took masking tape into Lowes and asked for them to match the color. EVERYTHING is that color, trim, doors, walls, though thankfully the ceiling is not.

But don't get me started on popcorn ceiling and trying to paint a nice line. Screw that up every time, whether I use a tool to push into the corner or not.

[Rant1]

I was a painter for 8 years commercial and residential if you want some tips pm me. I will throw this out there, if you only want to paint once for the next couple years buy Benjamin Moore. Over 10k gallons and I can honestly say its the best there is.


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[OtterbatHellcat]

Mazin...

a brother looking out for us. I certainly appreciate that information.

Thank you for that Mazin.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Alright....gonna hit the HIST website.

*still .10*

[roberth]

wazzat

[roberth]

i wish this software upgrade would be running now - i need my beauty sleep

[TheBelly]

Heya Belly.

I don't really want to do any painting at BC's place either.


Unless he has some Black midget hooker with an English accent or something.

midget or not, I'm not painting a darn thing.

[TheBelly]

the belly is done; I.T. never sleeps

I was an escort officer for a constellation this week. After that, I was given a two hour early release for today.

oh, and they gave me a medal.

[Mazin]

Mazin...

a brother looking out for us. I certainly appreciate that information.

Thank you for that Mazin.

I got your back!
;)


Next painting tips:

Use a dab of warm water on your brush before you paint. Dry brushes leave deep streaks when you do your cut lines. And always buy "Purdy" brand brushes. Easy to clean with a BBQ brush and some hair conditioner.

Dont buy into the bs small "cut" rollers they are bs. There is no real way to cut corners when you want a good paint job. Normal brush and normal 12" roller woth a 1"-1.25" nap (thickness) with a good broom stick as an extension.

Blue tape is your friend the white masking will shred quick pulling away from trim or a textured wall.

When you have your cut lines done (anywhere you can't get with a roller) when you start to roll start about 3 roller widths away from your cut line and roll it out in straight 12 o'clock to 6 o'clock lines and move in torwards the cut line, that way you won't have a bunch of paint next to say a door jam.


Semi gloss in bathrooms and kitchens unless you want to paint again in 1-2 years time. You cannot clean flat paint it will flash (show). Perl's and Satins are dry washable (light dry towel).

If you use Bennie Moore paint you can get away with only doing one good thick cut line and have 2 coats rolled on after and have it blend perfect. It's the only paint I have ever used to do so.

You waste more paint spraying than rolling it on and it's a way thinner coat.

If you plan on priming or even just "spot priming" the walls before you paint I recommend using a universal joint compound, it's easy to work with especially when repairing good size dings and holes. Just make sure you have it completely spot primed so you don't have it soak up all of the finish paint.

Changing colors? Blue, yellow or even brown to a light color, tint your primer to the finish color. It will cover in less coats.

Popcorn ceilings SUCK! But the easiest way is to spray it. If you can't you can do it with a 3" nap lamb skin roller ;)


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