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sbouslog
05-06-2011, 17:55
http://denver.craigslist.org/sks/2366822759.html

Check out this craigslist posting.

Guylee
05-06-2011, 17:57
It's you isn't it.

SideShow Bob
05-06-2011, 18:01
I think he is in violation of Denver's maximum allowed ammunition storage ordinance. And a few other Metro area cities as well.

sbouslog
05-06-2011, 18:02
Maybe...

Today at work I was trying to think of ways to write off my firearms purchases. This is what I came up with. Thought everyone here would enjoy it!

sbouslog
05-06-2011, 18:03
Is there a max ammo storage rule?

Mtn.man
05-06-2011, 18:32
Is there a max ammo storage rule?


If you have to rent a POD, you may have too much ammo.
If you can't see the neighbors house, you may have too much ammo.

alxone
05-06-2011, 18:41
kind of a waste of money for most CoAr15 members but damn thats funny .

Guylee
05-07-2011, 14:08
If you have to rent a POD, you may have too much ammo.
If you can't see the neighbors house, you may have too much ammo.

There's no such thing as "too much ammo."

KevDen2005
05-07-2011, 14:24
If you have to rent a POD, you may have too much ammo.
If you can't see the neighbors house, you may have too much ammo.


HA HA[ROFL1]

Ed_S
05-07-2011, 19:26
Not such a bad idea as if Obomination get's in for a second term we'll all be surrounded by Zombies.

Now there's a scary thought!

Even more scary than my neighbor who's thinks she's a MILF, parades around the place like she's a MILF and most certainly is not a MILF:eek:

Zombie Steve
05-08-2011, 18:20
Well, it wasn't me. [Dunno]


Wonder if food, water and shelter are also included for $2 / month.

DFBrews
05-08-2011, 18:22
Well, it wasn't me. [Dunno]


Wonder if food, water and shelter are also included for $2 / month.

those pesky items are an extra hundo a month[ROFL1][ROFL1]

Zombie Steve
05-08-2011, 18:29
BYOB too, huh?

[Beer]

DFBrews
05-08-2011, 18:43
BYOB too, huh?

[Beer]

Bring Your Own...
Bare essentials
Bullets
Biscuits
Bug out bag
Banana's
B-52
Blow up doll
Baby tears (like gypsy tears but more potent think rattle snakes)
Backgammon
Backhoe
BACON!!!!!!!

spyder
05-08-2011, 19:04
I just sent the guy a message, I wonder if he'll answer back. [ROFL1]

Guylee
05-08-2011, 20:46
I just sent the guy a message, I wonder if he'll answer back. [ROFL1]

Tell him you too are a zombie survivalist and that you believe it would be in the best interest of everyone involved to merge your quickly growing companies.

Monky
05-08-2011, 20:49
Even more scary than my neighbor who's thinks she's a MILF, parades around the place like she's a MILF and most certainly is not a MILF:eek:

Between MILFs and cougars I don't know which is worse when you are neither and think you are..

DFBrews
05-08-2011, 21:05
Between MILFs and cougars I don't know which is worse when you are neither and think you are..

+ the largest number man has yet conceived +3