View Full Version : Merry Rapture Eve!
ghettodub
05-20-2011, 08:33
Merry rapture eve, everyone! I already went and asked my boss for a raise!
Ill get one last good golf tournament in today!
My question is why not on a damn monday!
Rapture eve, cool...I'm going to party like its "FESTIVUS.".
bobbyfairbanks
05-20-2011, 10:10
Yup good buy everyone! I just drank the koolaide, I mean said my final prayers
Hey, I'm in OK for my niece's wedding tomorrow. If her guests start dropping like flies, she's gonna be PISSED! [Rant1]
Forecast....
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y57/Nick_Ninja/226732_10150189982932045_80500707044_7280038_16528 3_n.jpg
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Guess I don't have to worry about paying these bills I can't afford!
islandermyk
05-20-2011, 11:00
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/Rapture_warning.jpg
Please not level YELLOW! [Coffee]
gcrookston
05-20-2011, 12:19
I posted an ad on Craigslist offering to relieve the rapture candidates of their worldly possessions in order to make their ascent that much more rapid. No takers, but it was reported just a few minutes after posting and yanked.
But, if anyone here needs someone to take care of their guns as they go up to meet Jesus tomorrow, just let me know, I'll swing by and pick them up for you. Also accepting your precious metals, cash and high quality antiques and collectibles....
http://spaceghetto.org/images/xgney.jpg
Anyone here actually believe in this stuff
Byte Stryke
05-20-2011, 12:54
Anyone here actually believe in this stuff
Its like Santa Claus, Honest Politics and Fair wages.
We REALLY REALLY REALLY want to believe it could happen, but deep down inside we know it just isn't that easy.
And Extenze works as well.
Anyone here actually believe in this stuff
Of course I do gunner! I am waiting for that damn dinosaur to come knocking on my door. [Beer]
claimbuster
05-20-2011, 18:56
I'm waiting to get swept up. [ROFL1]
Byte Stryke
05-20-2011, 19:01
I'm waiting to get swept up. [ROFL1]
I've heard tell you are just as awnry as I am...
and if that's the case we are both closer to the end of the list than the front.
No pre-boarding for us!
[ROFL1]
clublights
05-20-2011, 19:04
Nothing had better happen tomorrow...
I had a very productive day today
Repaired the levers, and turn signals, changed the battery and the oil in the Viffer
Changed the oil in the Heep ....
I'm a regular shadetree mechanic today !!!
And a big +100 to Tfogger for the hook up on parts for the VFR!
islandermyk
05-20-2011, 20:20
Is it true the people that made this prediction actually raised over $100,000,000 $$$$ ?????
[Muaha]
I wonder if they have enough time to spend it all.... before they really wish the end did come for them [AR15][Help]
DSB OUTDOORS
05-20-2011, 20:27
I've heard tell you are just as awnry as I am...
and if that's the case we are both closer to the end of the list than the front.
No pre-boarding for us!
[ROFL1]
Sorry Byte, I cant beleave anyone is as awnry as you are!! ?? [Beer]
End of days, I'll talk to you guys on Sunday!!! [Tooth]
Byte Stryke
05-20-2011, 20:28
Is it true the people that made this prediction actually raised over $100,000,000 $$$$ ?????
[Muaha]
I wonder if they have enough time to spend it all.... before they really wish the end did come for them [AR15][Help]
Their plane for the Cayman Islands left 3 hours ago
Tweety Bird
05-20-2011, 20:40
. . .End of days, I'll talk to you guys on Sunday!!! [Tooth]
Me, too. Either here, or there.
mcantar18c
05-20-2011, 20:41
I think this counts as an SHTF scenario.
Think I might head to my secret SHTF spot in the hills till the raptors go extinct again... wonder how dinosaur tastes....
Dinosaur tastes like chicken.
I guess they've made something like $100 million over the last 5 years, and over $8 million in the last 18 months. I'm so upset that people are even talking about this.
Colorado Luckydog
05-20-2011, 20:55
If any of you folks going with the rapture have U2 tickets, could I PLEASE have them??
mcantar18c
05-20-2011, 21:00
The Raptors aren't actually coming tomorrow. They did the math wrong, its actually happening in exactly 73 days.
If you send me $100, it will be taken as a goodwill sign by the dinosaurs and you will be spared and taken up to Heaven. Hurry though, time is of the essence.
Is it true the people that made this prediction actually raised over $100,000,000 $$$$ ?????
[Muaha]
I wonder if they have enough time to spend it all.... before they really wish the end did come for them [AR15][Help]
I watched a special where thousands of people have already given up their stuff or sold it all to go around preaching about the dinosaurs...
I think this counts as an SHTF scenario.
Think I might head to my secret SHTF spot in the hills till the raptors go extinct again... wonder how dinosaur tastes....
I wonder how many SHTF places are going to be full up tomorrow...
The Raptors aren't actually coming tomorrow. They did the math wrong, its actually happening in exactly 73 days.
If you send me $100, it will be taken as a goodwill sign by the dinosaurs and you will be spared and taken up to Heaven. Hurry though, time is of the essence.
The big sign here says it is tomorrow. Are you calling them liars?
bobbyfairbanks
05-20-2011, 21:35
It is the 21st in Afghanistan and all is well. Well at least all is as well as it normally is.
Jolly Green
05-20-2011, 21:48
The number one tweet, facebook update, social media message, etc will be "so... this is what it feels like to be LEFT BEHIND... :(".
jerrymrc
05-21-2011, 05:20
Not until 6 gunner
But I got up early for this. Here it is just after 5 am and work is still here. What up with that? [Coffee]
6! I can't wait that long! I want to shoot a raptor now! I barely slept, felt like Christmas, except this time I was next to an AR waiting to go 18 degrees of nuts on a dinosaur, as opposed to sleeping next to a teddy bear waiting to open some sweaters. I think my wife is routing for it now just so I shut up. [Tooth]
clublights
05-21-2011, 06:02
Most be 6PM... seeing as it is 6:02 AM and.. NOTHING!!
gcrookston
05-21-2011, 06:03
Oh no. Y2K all over again. Either that, or my neighborhood is full of sinners...
Just heard it starts at 1. Better have a nice lunch!
johngraves2
05-21-2011, 08:18
it is ok everyone. i just heard from my frined who is over in japan right now that nothing happened. and since it is tomorrow in japan today, he already lived throught it yesterday and nothing happened, so today we do not need to be affraid!
thank goodness, i was really worried................ :)
68Charger
05-21-2011, 08:38
Oh no. Y2K all over again. Either that, or my neighborhood is full of sinners...
without all the high-paying tech jobs to fix poorly designed systems... [Coffee]
Remember, all the dead are to rise. The righteous living and dead will ascend, and the rest will be stuck down here...get your zombie gear ready to roll!
Does this mean the looting is cancelled? [Rant2]
Does this mean the looting is cancelled? [Rant2]
I'm ready for the pilaging and looting.
Saw a couple sweet muscle cars I wanna score.[Beer]
Ive got a righteous fly here. Have smashed it 3 times, its still alive... What do I do?
mcantar18c
05-21-2011, 15:42
Ive got a righteous fly here. Have smashed it 3 times, its still alive... What do I do?
Dragon Breath 12ga shells.... the ONLY solution for righteous flies.
Live from New York
1712 here and nuthin[BooHoo]
kinda like saving up for a big fart and nuthin comes out[LOL]
And now back to our regularly scheduled program
that is all........
[Coffee]
I see something!!! Look! See it?!?!?! Its a fridge with no beer!!! Oh the humanity!!!! Yep the end of the world, right on time!
islandermyk
05-21-2011, 17:32
... and it begins...[Coffee]
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/2011-05-21172551.jpg
http://samoan-ninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/AndHereWeGo.gif
johngraves2
05-21-2011, 18:08
oh crap: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/21/iceland-volcano-erupts-wh_n_865131.html
oh crap: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/21/iceland-volcano-erupts-wh_n_865131.html
It's a damn rocket pushing us towards the sun!!
stevelkinevil
05-21-2011, 18:15
No rapture, or Raptors (was kinda crossing my fingers for the latter). Oh well guess I can unload my mags now. [ROFL1]
Oh well guess I can unload my mags now. [ROFL1]
Manually or by making the powder ignite?
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