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islandermyk
05-21-2011, 21:57
http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp261/brutaltlr/227870_211857892178966_100000642702324_668762_4424 833_n.jpg
Scanker19
05-21-2011, 22:01
There are not enough words to describe the awesomeness I have just seen.
Good thing I wasn't drinking anything, otherwise I would be sending a bill for a new keyboard[ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2][ROFL2]
mcantar18c
05-21-2011, 22:03
Best. Post. Ever.
Looks like Jesus snapped into a Slim Jim.
You guys are gonna burn in Hell.
You guys are gonna burn in Hell.
That's what your Westboro friends believe anyway.
theGinsue
05-21-2011, 22:20
I want to make the following T-shirts:
Front: May 21, 2011
All my friends and family were taken in the Rapture and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
Back: "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Mk24:36(NIV)
I enjoyed an email sent from a buddy in the government on Friday. Said something like "Some of us apparently are getting raptured tomorrow, you're going to be stuck on earth with liberal zombies everywhere".
I figured that meant I really had been raptured.
jerrymrc
05-22-2011, 06:32
Now that was funny.[LOL][Coffee]
R.I.P Randall Mario Poffo
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Mk24:36(NIV)
Yep +1, hey ginsue if you do I will take some just pm me.
Pistol Packing Preacher
05-22-2011, 09:52
The sad part is...
because of some loony tunes...
The truth suffers and is made fun of...
But
TRUTH...
Survives.
[Coffee]
Byte Stryke
05-22-2011, 10:10
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. Mk24:36(NIV)
this is why I dont sweat it.
When it happens, it happens. Me sitting around worrying about it and staying awake at night won't help.
My Plan:
1)Life a good life.
2)Be good and be fair to others.
3)Have plenty of ammo and food stockpiled in case 1 and 2 aren't enough and I miss the boat.
islandermyk
05-22-2011, 10:32
The sad part is...
because of some loony tunes...
The truth suffers and is made fun of...
But
TRUTH...
Survives.
[Coffee]
The truth is... no one knows the truth only speculation and the rules and laws of things are how to be done, but common sense would tell anyone that if God is loving, forgiving, etc... God would want us to enjoy and live a happy life, happy even with committing some sins is allowed to an exceptable level, right? God loves us all... let's enjoy our lives as everyday is a present! [Beer]
sneakerd
05-22-2011, 10:35
[NoEvil]
Ooooooohhhhhhh it makes so much sense now...
its the little things that will make you or break you
Watch your thoughts, for they become your words
Watch your words, for they become your actions
Watch your actions, for they become your habits
Watch your habits, for they become your character
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny
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