Hammer Ban!

[Mobat555]

Judge calls for hammer ban after death (http://www.news.com.au/national/judge-calls-for-ban-on-hammers-after-bashing-death-of-johnathan-thurstons-uncle-richard-saunders/story-e6frfkvr-1226071019896)

[SA Friday]

Judge calls for hammer ban after death (http://www.news.com.au/national/judge-calls-for-ban-on-hammers-after-bashing-death-of-johnathan-thurstons-uncle-richard-saunders/story-e6frfkvr-1226071019896)

Uh, Australia. No surprise here.

[funkfool]

Lost all my hammers in that boating accident... remember?

[leatherneck448]

*facepalm*..........

this fails so hard im not even gonna say anything

[Guylee]

So the judge is about to drop the banhammer on hammers?

So...much...fail...

[stevelkinevil]

LOL, at least we know where CA will find its next new law. [ROFL1]

[Molon_Labe-1775]

They should ban cars.... they kill a lot of people.


I always pull the positive cable off before i go to bed so that it doesn't accidentally run down the street and kill someone. Kinda like how firearms kill people.

[BREATHER]

Fuck it, it's Australia...

[Irving]

The judge will soon realize this most grievous of mistakes the next time that she needs to maintain order in his court room and is forced to clap her hands, hold two fingers in the air, and ask the bailiff to flip the lights on and off several times.

[alxone]

i cant believe no one has put this up yet so i guess i will
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjYaAO1GvE4

[gcrookston]

Oh, those nutty Kiwis... Taking ques from their British cousins... The Brits have come to rely heavily on their government to take care of them...
A few years back there was a call to ban forks in England... They've spent millions rapping London Lampposts in padding because people run into them. Jack knives are already illegal, and there was a movement afoot to ban pointy kitchen knives.

If you want your government to take care of you... they will...

[cstone]

If you want your government to take care of you... they will...

Another signature line is born!

[claimbuster]

Back ground check and 15 day waiting period.

Hmmm, "Gee honey I'd love to fix the front porch but I'm still waiting on my hammer"!