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Scanker19
06-09-2011, 13:30
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110608/wl_canada_nm/canada_us_bear
Lex_Luthor
06-09-2011, 13:36
Wow that's crazy. 25 year old woman driver and a 40 year old man sitting behind her? Hopefully he wasn't in process of kidnapping her! Maybe that bear was a martyr superhero!
Zundfolge
06-09-2011, 13:41
Wow, I feel so guilty for laughing out loud at this.
TFOGGER
06-09-2011, 13:54
Bears are dangerous...

http://whatthecrap.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/flyingbear.jpg
funkfool
06-09-2011, 14:17
Let's hear more stories filed by this cub reporter... [LOL]

EDIT: Flying Bear... "That's my Indian name."
Mtn.man
06-09-2011, 15:12
I was looking for a Kung Fu Panda report.
BigBear
06-09-2011, 15:44
People drivin' too fast... lol. Poor Bear.
StagLefty
06-09-2011, 15:47
People drivin' too fast... lol. Poor Bear.

Relative-sorry [Stooge]
Ah Pook
06-09-2011, 15:48
Flying bears ain't nothin'.

http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5756/Flying-Sharks.jpg


On a serious note, how fast do you have to be going to launch a 440lb bear? [Shock]
BigBear
06-09-2011, 15:50
On a serious note, how fast do you have to be going to launch a 440lb bear? [Shock]


Depends on a lot of factors... but pretty darn fast to launch a 400lb bear into another car....
Mtn.man
06-09-2011, 16:03
The quantum physics hand book says...
Ranger
06-09-2011, 16:45
Flying bears ain't nothin'.

http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5756/Flying-Sharks.jpg


On a serious note, how fast do you have to be going to launch a 440lb bear? [Shock]

Nope, that doesn't work....

http://jaysolomon.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/flying-tank1.jpg

and let's not forget...

http://www.dor-lomin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/attack-tiger.jpg
Drilldov2.0
06-09-2011, 16:46
Damn the Bruins are kicking all kinds of Canadian ass this year. [Muaha]
Ah Pook
06-09-2011, 17:01
Nope, that doesn't work....

http://jaysolomon.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/flying-tank1.jpg

and let's not forget...

http://www.dor-lomin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/attack-tiger.jpg


Got em beat.

http://www.putitinyourears.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/a4Sww.jpg



:D
Ranger
06-09-2011, 17:24
Ok, if you're going to one-up me, then you better have a cool motivational poster! Here, I did one for you....
Ah Pook
06-09-2011, 19:11
http://pic100.picturetrail.com/VOL686/2648371/6918264/397178557.jpg
Ranger
06-10-2011, 06:55
I acquiesce before this thread is so hijacked by motivational posters that it becomes 500 pages long :)
cstone
06-10-2011, 08:27
Canadian Law Enforcement - In the running for the understatement of the year.

"We don't see (this) often, even if we live in the country. Lots of deer, but collisions with a bear and two people died? That's really rare," local police spokesman Martin Fournel told the Canadian Broadcasting Corp.

RARE! How many times has that happened anywhere in the last hundred years?

Very sad, but my warped brain jumped straight to "big game pool." I call the black bear in the white Volvo. Need a new pool cue after every shot. [ROFL1]