View Full Version : So, My Sister-In-Law Says....
Colorado Luckydog
06-12-2011, 11:25
....do you think you are going to have to shoot someone, while you're cleaning the garage? I was wearing my 38 like I always do around the house. She's been here for four days with her son.
I felt like saying....WHY DON'T YOU POUND SALT IN YOUR FAT ASS AND THEN HAVE ANOTHER 3 DOUGHNUTS AND A DIET COKE.
But I just smiled and went back out in the garage. She will be gone in the morning. I love having family over![Bang]
Mild Rant Over![Beer]
Family, good fer ya. Makes ya appreciate the times you have Apart.
....do you think you are going to have to shoot someone, while you're cleaning the garage?
Maybe...
Sounds like you will have a very clean garage by the time they leave. [Coffee]
Breathe deep and count to 10.
mcantar18c
06-12-2011, 12:18
I woulda responded "Ask me again and find out" and went back into the garage to continue.
I have to go to my aunt's house later my cousin from Berkley (yeah... 'nuff said) and her family are in town so we're having a big family BBQ (normally I'm "busy" for these things but I can't say no to a BBQ). I plan on OCing, and having a full gun rack when I pull up in the truck.... should be a fun night [Muaha]
Great-Kazoo
06-12-2011, 12:43
....do you think you are going to have to shoot someone, while you're cleaning the garage? I was wearing my 38 like I always do around the house. She's been here for four days with her son.
I felt like saying....WHY DON'T YOU POUND SALT IN YOUR FAT ASS AND THEN HAVE ANOTHER 3 DOUGHNUTS AND A DIET COKE.
But I just smiled and went back out in the garage. She will be gone in the morning. I love having family over![Bang]
Mild Rant Over![Beer]
I don't plane on shooting anybody. However if i heard you screaming in the house and i found someone on top of you then yes, perhaps i might.
I don't plane on shooting anybody. However if i heard you screaming in the house and i found someone on top of you then yes, perhaps i might.
That would be dilemma. Which one would you shoot?[Dunno]
mcantar18c
06-12-2011, 13:13
That would be dilemma. Which one would you shoot?[Dunno]
Probably yourself after the sight of such a thing
Pistol Packing Preacher
06-12-2011, 13:28
Breathe deep and count to 10.
TEN!
[Beer]
I would have handed her a ski mask, told her to go put it on, and then come back in because you needed to test something....
"Do you think you'll be staying here next time you come into town?"
gcrookston
06-12-2011, 14:37
It's not people I'm worried about, it's those huge friggin' rats that keep hauling off my watch dogs. I'm not buying another pitbull until I bag at least one more of those suckers.
Byte Stryke
06-12-2011, 15:29
Love my Mother, hate her Libtard-sheeple attitude and ALL of her past actions.
Last time she asked me:
....do you think you are going to have to shoot someone?I plan on the worst, hope for the best. Try not to surprise me.
She never asked me again.
trlcavscout
06-12-2011, 16:09
Just reply "I did last week".
gnihcraes
06-12-2011, 19:31
....do you think you are going to have to shoot someone, while you're cleaning the garage?
Um yeah. I was once cleaning my garage and heard some car tires screech and then race by the house and screech to a stop. I walked out of the garage to the street to see what was going on, this guy jumps out of the car and yells at me to mind my own f'n business.
He was chasing his already beat up girlfriend through the hood trying to catch her. (obviously to beat her up some more) (Didn't end well for him after contacting PD) (Years ago before I had CCW)
So yeah, I carry 99% of the time around the house and outside. Lot's of bad people just wandering around, along with the pit bulls loose in the hood.
DSB OUTDOORS
06-12-2011, 19:51
....do you think you are going to have to shoot someone, while you're cleaning the garage? I was wearing my 38 like I always do around the house. She's been here for four days with her son.
I felt like saying....WHY DON'T YOU POUND SALT IN YOUR FAT ASS AND THEN HAVE ANOTHER 3 DOUGHNUTS AND A DIET COKE.
But I just smiled and went back out in the garage. She will be gone in the morning. I love having family over![Bang]
Mild Rant Over![Beer]
[ROFL1][LOL][ROFL3][ROFL2][BooHoo] I feel for ya!! Thats all I can say!!
It's not people I'm worried about, it's those huge friggin' rats that keep hauling off my watch dogs. I'm not buying another pitbull until I bag at least one more of those suckers.
A.38 is probably insufficient...wasn't someone selling a .50AE Desert Eagle around here?
38 ain't enough gun for a big ol' hog. This has been gone over way too many times.[ROFL1]
Uberjager
06-12-2011, 23:46
I woulda responded "Ask me again and find out" and went back into the garage to continue.
I have to go to my aunt's house later my cousin from Berkley (yeah... 'nuff said) and her family are in town so we're having a big family BBQ (normally I'm "busy" for these things but I can't say no to a BBQ). I plan on OCing, and having a full gun rack when I pull up in the truck.... should be a fun night [Muaha]
Speaking of BBQ, what's the bbq sauce you were talking about with Habaneros and Jim Beam?
My brother was at home minding his own business when he heard screaming for help from the neighbors house. He was to investigate and the guy next to him was beating his ol lady silly because she was laying on the living room floor out cold. He told him to mind his own business too. And my brother just asked to check on the welfare of his wife well the guy jumped bad at him. 3 swings later the guy found out what it was like to fight a real opponent and was laid out much like his wife was.
My brothers wife went next door and checked on the woman and found that she was out cold too. She revived her and they called the cops on the husband who was still where my brother left him (face down in the dirt whimpering) the cops came and took the husband away and for some fucking reason was convinced by the husband or was driving by PCness to write everything that uses violence except the government a ticket.
The cops came at 3am and were very polite and respecetful as was my brother. But they did their job and handed him a summons to court for assault.
A few weeks later my brother went to court fully ready to admit all crimes commited and take whatever sentence was laid out. I advised him to use the affirmetive defense and remind the court that it was in the defense of others and self defense too.
He may have tried it too. But as soon as the judge that was taking his plea called him up took one look at his case and throw the whole case out without my brother needing to say one thing in his defense. The judge apologized for bringing him down there for something so wrong when he was so right and let him go then and there.
The moral of the story is: if you have to do what's right down get distracted by what someone looking to punish everyone my do. Do it and live.
Although, next time if he had a .38 special he might be able to tell his side of the story and not have to be taken by surprise by the victim telling one hell of a whopper about you later.
mcantar18c
06-13-2011, 00:22
Speaking of BBQ, what's the bbq sauce you were talking about with Habaneros and Jim Beam?
Jack Daniels damnit! Jim has its purpose, and that is to sit on the shelf [Tooth]
I'm actually about to go start another batch for the big BBQ on Tuesday for the Army's birthday. Don't wanna hand out my secret recipe, but its a ketchup base with 1.5-2 cups of JD, 2-3 habaneros, roasted and minced garlic, brown sugar sautéed and finely chopped onions, plus some other good stuff, and then smoked for a while. Make about a gallon or so per batch unless the occasion calls for more.
KevDen2005
06-13-2011, 01:46
I carry 99% of the time, even when I'm workin' around the house. You never know what might happen. Don't wanna be too far away from something I may need...
Hmm may need to chat with you mcantar I have been looking for another sauce I like mine acidic but it turns some people off.
I have a firearm within reach 99% of the time when I am not at work. At work a stroll to my main tool box is all that is required my now ex took a long time to realize that it was just a part of living with me.
mcantar18c
06-13-2011, 03:59
Brews I'd be down for a BBQ one of these days, good BBQ + good beer + gun talk is always fun.
I don't usually carry around the house, but I always have a gun or two within arms reach... just more comfortable to carry it from one room to another and set it down next to wherever I am instead of having it strapped to my hip, unless I'm moving around a lot. When I'm outside that's a different story.
Byte Stryke
06-13-2011, 06:08
I Always carry around the house.
Why, you might ask?
Home Invasions are never announced.[AR15]
glenncal1
06-13-2011, 15:01
I took a date hiking up near Rampart Range Road a couple summers, had my two dogs with use. She noticed when I attached a .357 to my belt. She wasn't an Anti but asked why when hiking in such a nice place. Just as she finished talking a very sketchy dude came walking down the trail talking to himself. Either crazy as a loon or high as a kite or both. He didn't bother us, but I just looked at my date and she said, I get it.
Zundfolge
06-13-2011, 15:06
Over the years I've read at least a dozen news reports (via the NRA's Armed Citizen column and other sources) of someone using a firearm to defend their homes from the garage.
If you're Sister-in-law is psychic and can tell you in advance when and where you'll need your side arm, put her fat lazy ass to work picking stocks and lottery numbers.
Colorado Luckydog
06-13-2011, 15:13
put her fat lazy ass to work picking stocks and lottery numbers.
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