View Full Version : Fake military guy
I guess this is going around right now.
http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=24149#comments
http://thisainthell.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo-2.jpg
blacklabel
06-23-2011, 20:27
I've never seen a picture of someone that decorated with hair that messy. Does anyone know the story behind it?
It's probably in the link I posted. ;)
porfiriozg
06-23-2011, 20:28
what kind of sick twisted joke is this.
hey, I used to pin on my dad's ribbons and stuff.
when I was six.
blacklabel
06-23-2011, 20:29
It's probably in the link I posted. ;)
Should have told me to Google it. [LOL]
Haha, I totally missed that opportunity.
What a douche. Maybe he'll trip and fall down some stairs.
What a douche. Maybe he'll trip and fall down some stairs.
maybe that joker should go "hunting" with some forum members sometime [Muaha]
sneakerd
06-23-2011, 20:50
What a [AR15] loser.
BushMasterBoy
06-23-2011, 20:52
I wonder if his birth certificate is real...
SA Friday
06-23-2011, 20:56
Wow, an enlisted pilot with a silver star, two bronze stars, a purple heart, medic qualified, jump qualified, helo qualified (I think it's a helicopter crew chief) at least one Army badge not authorized on a USAF uniform, and this guy has at least 6 career fields.
As for the ribbons, the USAF doesn't allow for space between the rows, the rows are not aligned on the side, and it's impossible to earn that many medals even a 30 year career, much less as an E-7. Metals are awarded based on rank and accomplishment. He has some on there that I have never in a 21 year USAF career awarded to an E-7.
Oh ya, he has an expert marksman ribbon with two stars indicating he shot expert with three different weapons systems. According to the AF instructions I last checked, expert marksmanship is only awarded for pistol and M4/16 systems.
Both his Iraq and Afghanistan ribbons have the wrong devices on them too.
This guy need some assistance, preferably in a dark alley with a big stick.
SA Friday
06-23-2011, 20:59
Oh, and the new USAF combat ribbon, with if I remember correctly is awarded for only ground combat. [Rant1]
jerrymrc
06-23-2011, 21:03
In my 12 years I earned like 12 ribbons total with 4 of them during DS. Now member Splogan is in the AF and having switched jobs along the way has 18-20 ribbons.
Was that all clothing sales had on the rack for him to buy? [ROFL1]
blacklabel
06-23-2011, 21:15
The derogatory term "tool" comes to mind every time I look at that picture.
Scanker19
06-23-2011, 21:28
Did he ever say he earned them? Or is he just doing it to be funny? This smells of a hoax I say!
Colorado Luckydog
06-23-2011, 21:36
This is either a joke or the guy is mental. I hope it's a joke. If not, I kind of feel sorry for the guy.
SA Friday
06-23-2011, 21:37
Not bangin on you at all Jordan, but I wouldn't find this funny even as a joke or a hoax. Pretty sure most wouldn't, especially those who recently served in war zones and know the significance of many of those ribbons.
Scanker19
06-23-2011, 21:47
Movie stars do it all the time.
Did you guys read the stuff he put on his Facebook before he took it down?
I'd say that he is a crazy person.
Scanker19
06-23-2011, 22:03
No it was too blurry to read for me, but look at his eyes. He's a few rounds short of a full en-bloc.
http://thisainthell.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Nick-Androsky-1.jpg
http://thisainthell.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Nick-Androsky-3.jpg
http://thisainthell.us/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Nick-Androsky-4.jpg
jhood001
06-23-2011, 22:10
He's clearly ill. I personally wouldn't give him a pass for what he's done... But I would definitely issue him a new uniform. One made of pajamas that comes with some pills in a little cup.
Colorado Luckydog
06-23-2011, 22:31
This guy is sad. Probably dangerous but still very sad.
Scanker19
06-23-2011, 22:38
He's clearly ill. I personally wouldn't give him a pass for what he's done... But I would definitely issue him a new uniform. One made of pajamas that comes with some pills in a little cup.
Those are comfortable. Pay him no mind he's weird.
He needs a new uniform.
http://thetruthaboutguns.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/straight-jacket1.jpg
We are all so proud. [Roll1]
Reminds me of this gentle...person.
http://www.m4carbine.net/showthread.php?t=59941
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l73/astar5/3.jpg
Scanker19
06-23-2011, 23:09
It seems to "funny" to be real. This dude and his uniform has to be a hoax, but the face book makes it seem real.
We are all so proud. [Roll1]
Reminds me of this gentle...person.
http://www.m4carbine.net/showthread.php?t=59941
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l73/astar5/3.jpg
Yeah, that was the first jack-wagon that came to mind; loved how that was handled. [ROFL1]
aw, I remember that.
somebody post the link again~
flan7211
06-24-2011, 02:46
That is the assiest thing I've ever seen.
mcantar18c
06-24-2011, 03:21
Douchebaggery at its finest.
jplove71
06-24-2011, 06:30
aw, I remember that.
somebody post the link again~
This one?
http://georgiapacking.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=49635
We are all so proud. [Roll1]
Reminds me of this gentle...person.
http://www.m4carbine.net/showthread.php?t=59941
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l73/astar5/3.jpg
aw, I remember that.
somebody post the link again~
Miss something? [Coffee]
Byte Stryke
06-24-2011, 09:44
its nice to know that no matter how critical I am of myself and my life I am still not at the bottom with these shitbags.
As a veteran of OEF, and I'm sure we have a large following here of vets, both peacetime and combat, I find this deplorable. This guy shouldn't have been "escorted" off by MPs, he should be at Camp Break Rock (AKA Ft. Leavenworth). Anyone who disgraces the uniform by posing as a soldier, sailor, airman or marine should be summarily executed, IE: pulled aside and shot. I know so many people who are highly decorated, hell, my master driver, a SFC of over 20 years who retired right before I got out was very highly decorated having been everywhere with the 10th Mtn Div since before Somalia. And his stack isn't nearly that tall.
These swine are just a waste of perfectly good air and should be prosecuted and put in the violent crimes wing of the worst prisons. And that CPT Clark issue, he got what was coming, although I would have chosen a worse fate.
And +1 to this AF guy for being out of regs wearing Desert combat boots with his dress uniform! LOL!
Sadly enough, there are too many people who walk around pretending to be in the military. I have stopped to "thank" a few that were dressed up only to find out that they have no idea what even an MOS is (ARMY & MARINE).
Sadly enough, there are too many people who walk around pretending to be in the military. I have stopped to "thank" a few that were dressed up only to find out that they have no idea what even an MOS is (ARMY & MARINE).
I met a guy in a bar a few months ago when I was with some friends, and one of my buddies mentioned he hadn't seen me since I joined the Army and this guy was all "You're in the army, me too!" After talking with him I could clearly tell he was never in, just by the way he spoke and had no idea with some of the most basic acronyms I was using.
Miss something? [Coffee]
lol, yes. I sure did.
get the story behind the picture here
http://www.socnet.com/showthread.php?t=102949&page=3
I don't know much about you flyboys and the awards available to you but this is one bad ass MF! How many reams of paper do you think his DD214 will be, you know, when he retires...? Audie Murphy be damned, this guy is a JEDI!
-He was medically retired (you know, cause he was wounded and all) and cannot tell me the circumstances of his Purple Heart nor his Silver Star (or BSM-V).
Shhhh it's a sequit.
http://factinisfactomelettes.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/secret_squirrel.jpg
[Roll1]
AirbornePathogen
06-25-2011, 12:32
Holy crap, did this jack-hole just raid the surplus store and buy everything he could find? The MPs should have treated him to a four-wall counseling session for starters. I'll have to check, but I do believe that wearing a decoration that you're not entitled to is a federal offense...
SA Friday
06-25-2011, 15:26
Holy crap, did this jack-hole just raid the surplus store and buy everything he could find? The MPs should have treated him to a four-wall counseling session for starters. I'll have to check, but I do believe that wearing a decoration that you're not entitled to is a federal offense...
Used to be. Supreme court shot the law down a couple of months ago.
Hitman 6
06-25-2011, 16:31
How does an Air Force guy get a Combat Infantryman Badge?
flan7211
06-25-2011, 17:13
How does an Air Force guy get a Combat Infantryman Badge?
Um obviously for grabbing the hottest coffee pot in the break room. [ROFL1] I kid I kid.
jerrymrc
06-25-2011, 18:49
Holy crap, did this jack-hole just raid the surplus store and buy everything he could find? The MPs should have treated him to a four-wall counseling session for starters. I'll have to check, but I do believe that wearing a decoration that you're not entitled to is a federal offense...
Ill take 2 of those and 1 of those. Hey, that looks cool give me a few of those.
That one has wings on it and I want the one that says "special Forces" on it cuz I be special....... Special Ed.
I do have to say that I guess if your going to lie then lie big. [Coffee]
sneakerd
06-25-2011, 19:13
Ya know- the more I look at the picture of that turd, the more I feel sorry for him. It's not like anyone with any military service, interest in the military or even a buddy in the military would be fooled by this joke. Definitely has a really serious mental problem. [BooHoo]
def4pos8
06-25-2011, 19:25
Clown suit aside, his face gives him away. It doesn't show near enough mileage for all the time he claims spent in the woods, sandbox and/or rock pile.
I'm not what I once was but I'd kick his ass just for violating AFR 35-10 in such a huge way. [DrillS]
scratchy
06-25-2011, 21:55
That sorry SOB just looks lost.
SA Friday
06-25-2011, 23:09
Clown suit aside, his face gives him away. It doesn't show near enough mileage for all the time he claims spent in the woods, sandbox and/or rock pile.
I'm not what I once was but I'd kick his ass just for violating AFR 35-10 in such a huge way. [DrillS]
AFR 35-10... Now that some old school shit right there. [Tooth] They changed that to an AFI at least 10 years ago and changed the number of the instruction.
theGinsue
06-26-2011, 02:48
AFR 35-10... Now that some old school shit right there. [Tooth] They changed that to an AFI at least 10 years ago and changed the number of the instruction.
I still like calling it AFR 35-10 too. It certainly flows better than AFI 36-2903.
def4pos8
06-26-2011, 17:47
Yeah, Old School. I'm so old that my favorite AFSC, of several, was 1825K. That's how I received my on-line name, a left-over from The Bad Old Days.
Still, I'd like to kick that idiot's ass for being "out of uniform".
Perhaps he could, truly, be prosecuted for impersonating an NCO. Recall his butt to active duty and let the court marshal commence! [Kick2]
I still like calling it AFR 35-10 too. It certainly flows better than AFI 36-2903.
Yup.
It is still 35-10, CBPO and the Chow Hall.
Yup.
It is still 35-10, CBPO and the Chow Hall.
You guys get going and it seems like it'd be easier to pretend to speak Greek or trick someone into think you know how to fix a computer!
Rattle off numbers and letter, buy some tan and you are GTG [Tooth], These guys have to be a special class of dumb to think anyone is fooled, on top of being turds. Some of the men I respect most on Earth and plan to name my kids after earned the right to wear that stuff, their actions shame it, and the sad part is, they shame what they seem to want most. A special type of dumb.
Another piece-o-shit... Man...no matter what you get away with as a "fake-fuck" you must feel pretty small in your mind every night closing your eyes and knowing your really nothing...a piss-ant...a fuckin' loser livin' of the sacrifice and glory of others. Fake all you want...you are a loser...in your own head...and that's the worst place of all to "be caught."
Hey...Rock Diaz of Long Island...you are a PUSSY!
NY Man Busted Pretending to be Soldier for First Class Upgrade (http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2011/06/27/li-man-rock-diaz-busted-pretending-to-be-soldier-for-first-class-upgrade/?test=latestnews)
"The Spanish-speaking Diaz said that he did nothing wrong and blamed any confusion on a language barrier."
Another piece-o-shit... Man...no matter what you get away with as a "fake-fuck" you must feel pretty small in your mind every night closing your eyes and knowing your really nothing...a piss-ant...a fuckin' loser livin' of the sacrifice and glory of others. Fake all you want...you are a loser...in your own head...and that's the worst place of all to "be caught."
Hey...Rock Diaz of Long Island...you are a PUSSY!
NY Man Busted Pretending to be Soldier for First Class Upgrade (http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2011/06/27/li-man-rock-diaz-busted-pretending-to-be-soldier-for-first-class-upgrade/?test=latestnews)
"The Spanish-speaking Diaz said that he did nothing wrong and blamed any confusion on a language barrier."
If I was president, these guys would be summarily executed for dishonoring the most sacred and honored uniform the US has to offer. I put that uniform on EVERY DAY for 4 years and when I see anyone, from the fat-body "Army MP" to the "Air Force MSGT" to this Spanish speaking POS I get so angry that they even attempt to be something they will never be... I think there is a special place in hell reserved for these swine.
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