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SuperiorDG
06-21-2011, 17:20
http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_18324478


Boulder police seek suspect who hid in portable toilet at yoga festival

Article says: "A security officer waited outside until a shirtless, shoeless man came out stained with human waste. When the officer tried to stop him, he made a run for it and got away."

"You grab him Bob."
"No you grab him."
"Shit he got away." [ROFL2]
hollohas
06-21-2011, 17:26
Nope. Maybe tase him and call the fire department to hose him down...
Byte Stryke
06-21-2011, 17:32
I've said it before, and with this story it bears repeating,
Society needs an enema
CrufflerSteve
06-21-2011, 17:36
Dang! My thread was late to the show.

Steve
Elhuero
06-21-2011, 17:47
tazer time, and keep zapping him until the FD showed up to hose him off.
TFOGGER
06-21-2011, 17:59
Sometimes, being a cop is a sh!tty job....

http://www.philwoods.com/forums/images/smilies/rimshot.gif


[LOL]
SuperiorDG
06-21-2011, 18:24
Sometimes, being a cop is a sh!tty job....

http://www.philwoods.com/forums/images/smilies/rimshot.gif


[LOL]

Let the pun begin
Colorado Luckydog
06-21-2011, 18:58
How sick do you have to be to do that? What kind of childhood could have made him get that sick? Covered with poop and piss to get a look at a cooter. That's more messed up than most of us can even begin to understand.
Ah Pook
06-21-2011, 19:33
New yoga poses. The Fecal Gomukhasana? The Poopy Pasasana?

[Toile2] humor.
spyder
06-21-2011, 21:17
He will be in the hospital soon enough because of this:


Witnesses said he had cuts on his back and legs and was wearing leather bracelets on each wrist.
BPTactical
06-22-2011, 07:46
I don't blame the cops for not wanting to tackle him. Nothing like a case of Hepatitis to ruin your career.
Hope the perv dies of a raging septic infection.
islandermyk
06-22-2011, 07:59
It would've been hard for me too to run and laugh trying to catch someone covered in shit... [ROFL1]
Ranger
06-22-2011, 08:01
I don't even begin to understand the motivation for going into that toilet in the first place, what was he trying to accomplish? Even if he DIDN'T have cuts on him he is quite likely to pick up some really nasty diseases from this. I can think of much better ways to kill myself than that!
Lex_Luthor
06-22-2011, 09:04
Why not be OUTSIDE the port-a-potty, watching all the women doing YOGA? Wow, now there's an idea! jeez what an idiot.
Ranger
06-22-2011, 12:45
Why not be OUTSIDE the port-a-potty, watching all the women doing YOGA? Wow, now there's an idea! jeez what an idiot.

Apparently because it's much more fun to do this while playing with OTHER people's waste....
DSB OUTDOORS
06-22-2011, 19:56
tazer time, and keep zapping him until the FD showed up to hose him off.
+1 Keep Zapping his ass! [Beer]
SuperiorDG
06-23-2011, 08:23
As if your imagination wasn't good enough. [ROFL1]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbhUYyz5W34&feature=player_embedded
Ah Pook
06-24-2011, 19:02
You just can't make this stuff up.

http://www.9news.com/news/local/article/204865/346/Alleged-porta-potty-peeper-transferred-to-jail
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/109399/porta-potty-perv-turns-out-to-be-a-spiritual-porn-star-and-male-escort/
http://blogs.westword.com/latestword/2011/06/luke_irvin_chrisco_sht_covered_man_porta_potty_bou lder.php

rzGMsKcxcTI

Edit: Sorry, I couldn't leave out the Shaggy Bevo.

http://www.shaggybevo.com/board/showthread.php/91845-Man-arrested-for-hiding-in-portapotty-at-Yoga-Festival?p=2907760
hip55
06-29-2011, 14:10
Why does the location not surprise me?

http://www.dailycamera.com/boulder-county-news/ci_18322902?IADID
Byte Stryke
06-29-2011, 15:34
old news...


http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41599


[yawn]
jerrymrc
06-29-2011, 18:01
old news...


http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?t=41599


[yawn]

Merged. :)
sniper7
06-29-2011, 20:57
At least it was at a yoga festival and not a chili cook off or something!
argonstrom
06-29-2011, 21:00
At least it was at a yoga festival and not a chili cook off or something!

Oh shit! [ROFL3] Zing!
claimbuster
06-29-2011, 21:34
There are lots of times in my day-to-day life where I feel I have been $hit on....but, it's not the same! [ROFL1]
Irving
06-29-2011, 22:02
He said that he was surrounded by godesses and he wanted to experience their energy. He further stated that he should be free to seek his personal, spiritual outlets in anyway he sees fit.

Sniper, hippies STINK. Might as well have been a chili cook off.
mahkcod
06-30-2011, 02:15
[ROFL1] That is stepping in one big pile of shit.........
SuperiorDG
08-31-2013, 09:10
3 years in prison for "potty peeper"
http://www.9news.com/news/local/article/352971/346/3-years-in-prison-for-potty-peeper
SideShow Bob
08-31-2013, 09:26
So much for the "speedy" portion of justice........
cofi
08-31-2013, 10:02
3 years in prison for "potty peeper"


http://www.9news.com/news/local/article/352971/346/3-years-in-prison-for-potty-peeper

seems excessive....hes really getting shit on by our judicial system
Irving
08-31-2013, 10:27
seems excessive....hes really getting shit on by our judicial system

He's just experiencing the "power" of the judicial system in a particular way. Heh
BlasterBob
08-31-2013, 11:05
Back in my old Army days, we had one Sfc who would see a good lookin babe, always say, "Man, I'd eat a yard of her shi- just to see where it came from". Maybe this porta potty diver is that sergeants son or at least a close relative.[pileoshit]