View Full Version : Grand Master Know It All's - And Beyond...
theGinsue
07-14-2011, 00:30
So, a little late to the party, I just noticed that Mtn Man is a Grand Master Know It All (GMKIA).
It got me wondering who else has reached this esteemed level of blabberhood. In fact, I remember when Marlin created the rank title to identify blow-hards like Irving, sniper7, and me, yes, me - as the first folks to reach this level of posting.
So, for a little lite humor and enjoyment, here's what I've found in the GMKIA ranks (this only identifies non-Mod/Admins 'cuz we folks have "special" rank titles):
Byte Stryke (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=3687)
BigBear (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2820)
Troublco (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2926)
patrick0685 (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=3130)
Batteriesnare (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2392)
Mtn.man (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1175)
MB888 (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1932)
spyder (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=4478)
hobowh (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2337)
funkfool (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1759)
But, sniper7 (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1202) has exceeded the GMKIA title to be "rewarded" with the title of "Zombie Slayer".
Not to be outdone (by ANYONE), our own Stuving, whose closest competitor for the ultimate post count (me) is 860 posts behind, is the undisputed forum big mouth (it's all in fun Stu - take it easy big fella [Tooth]) who will soon be needing fingertip replacement surgury - weighing in at a whopping 10,830 posts to receive the coveted (evil snicker) title of "Zombie Slayer Extordinaire" (no, that's actually how it's spelled).
I recall just over a year and a half ago - during the Super Bowl having an all out blitz for posting which spawned a battle the likes of which this site had never seen before.
Back in those days Marlin and 7idl were the only ones with a post count above 2k. Now, 19 non-mod/admins exceed that number of posts (this includes The1andOnlyKC (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=15) who is in the "sweet spot" with his 2,515 posts garnering the relished title of "Retard", not quite a GMKIA yet... yet!
Man, we're some talkative folks.
Keep on posting and making this site as great as it can be.
Is it true everytime your post count reaches the thousand mark an angel its thier wings.
Silly me i almost threw a party when i hit gong shooter after 2+ years here.
patrick0685
07-14-2011, 06:33
Like a boss.
You mean to tell me you do all this everyday
WillysWagon
07-14-2011, 06:54
Give me some time, I type very slow.
patrick0685
07-14-2011, 08:07
Man I would have thought there were more of us, I guess its a sweet group to be in
funkfool
07-14-2011, 08:13
I am now legit...
[LOL]
OABTW:
surgery
and
extraordinaire (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Extraordinaire)
[Stooge]
Byte Stryke (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=3687) 10.13 posts per day
BigBear (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2820) 6.28 posts per day
Troublco (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2926) 6.36 posts per day
patrick0685 (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=3130) 6.46 posts per day
Batteriesnare (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2392) 4.19 posts per day
Mtn.man (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1175) 2.46 posts per day
MB888 (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1932) 3.38 posts per day
spyder (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=4478) 12.58 posts per day
hobowh (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2337) 3.58 posts per day
funkfool (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1759) 2.92 posts per day
sniper7 (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1202) 6.45 posts per day
Stuving (http://co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1578) 11.18 posts per day
spyder... our most earnest poster...
The poster boy for posting you might say...
UberTong
07-14-2011, 08:14
Like a boss.
Haha perfect Stuving
The Few, The Proud, The GMKIA...
SuperiorDG
07-14-2011, 08:20
[Bow]
To quote Byte's sig "You are not your f***ing postcount!" [LOL]
I haven't been on for that long and I already know who is most likely to reply to a thread... motormouths.
Delfuego
07-14-2011, 09:33
"You are not your f***ing postcount!"
If that's true why am I posting for a promotion?[Wink]
Or those of us with the wisdom and the knowledge,,, bestowed upon us by the powers beyond your comprehension.
"The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.”
Or those of us with the wisdom and the knowledge,,, bestowed upon us by the powers beyond your comprehension.
"The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.”
Thanks Yoda!
"Do or do not, there is no try."
Or as Kevin Smith says: "George, I have a question for you: WHY DOES YODA TALK BACKWARDS!? Wise I want to look, so rearrange my sentence structure I will."
http://thinkexist.com/i/sq/2star.gif http://thinkexist.com/i/sq/ThumbsUp.gif http://thinkexist.com/i/sq/ThumbsDwn.gif“Not if anything to say about it I have”
ugg maybe if i could type better id be there already . guess ill take the slow road on the post count . i do have to say that the GMKIA's aside form being a bunch of smart asses are quite helpful , if you can take a little sarcasm.
There's a post count? [Dunno]
theGinsue
07-14-2011, 10:19
Okay, I'll give you the call on "Surgery", that was MY bad, BUT the "Extordinaire" is how it was created (not by me).
I am now legit...
[LOL]
OABTW:
surgery
and
extraordinaire (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Extraordinaire)
[Stooge]
Byte Stryke (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=3687) 10.13 posts per day
BigBear (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2820) 6.28 posts per day
Troublco (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2926) 6.36 posts per day
patrick0685 (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=3130) 6.46 posts per day
Batteriesnare (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2392) 4.19 posts per day
Mtn.man (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1175) 2.46 posts per day
MB888 (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1932) 3.38 posts per day
spyder (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=4478) 12.58 posts per day
hobowh (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2337) 3.58 posts per day
funkfool (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1759) 2.92 posts per day
sniper7 (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1202) 6.45 posts per day
Stuving (http://co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1578) 11.18 posts per day
spyder... our most earnest poster...
The poster boy for posting you might say...
And, theGinsue..7.47 posts per day. My average has dropped severely these last few months where I've only had time to really just do mod stuff and not gotten much time to participate. I'd best be careful or some of these other folks will catch up to me.
[ROFL1][ROFL3][ROFL1]
Yah, that'll happen!
Byte Stryke
07-14-2011, 14:04
To quote Byte's sig "You are not your f***ing postcount!" [LOL]
I haven't been on for that long and I already know who is most likely to reply to a thread... motormouths.
I typically attribute this to those that use their post count against someone else as a basis of Argument.
I forget who it was... but a while back someone told someone else that their argument was invalid because of a lower post count.
which I find absolutely hysterical as an argument.
Now that right there is[ROFL2]
And me with a paltry 1100ish posts in almost 3 years...I feel so..so...productive
I haven't been on for that long and I already know who is most likely to reply to a thread... motormouths.
Yes but do you know who is most likely to hijack a thread?
These guys they always do:
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_03/ZombieWalk_468x604.jpg
sneakerd
07-14-2011, 14:20
How could they hijack a thread? They're not real zombies- they're fake- I can tell.
Sorry i meant these ones.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01538e4368f4970b-600wi
alan0269
07-14-2011, 14:43
I am now legit...
Byte Stryke (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=3687) 10.13 posts per day
BigBear (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2820) 6.28 posts per day
Troublco (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2926) 6.36 posts per day
patrick0685 (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=3130) 6.46 posts per day
Batteriesnare (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2392) 4.19 posts per day
Mtn.man (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1175) 2.46 posts per day
MB888 (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1932) 3.38 posts per day
spyder (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=4478) 12.58 posts per day
hobowh (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=2337) 3.58 posts per day
funkfool (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1759) 2.92 posts per day
sniper7 (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1202) 6.45 posts per day
Stuving (http://co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1578) 11.18 posts per day
spyder... our most earnest poster...
The poster boy for posting you might say...
Holy Bat [Censor]!!! Some of you make my fingers hurt just thinking about those daily totals! [Shock]
Sorry i meant these ones.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01538e4368f4970b-600wi
[ROFL1][LOL][ROFL2][ROFL2][LOL]
It's funny because they hijack EVERYTHING!!! [Mad]
BlasterBob
07-14-2011, 14:50
Sorry i meant these ones.
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef01538e4368f4970b-600wi
Looks like they are all watching THE game except the Air Force General and he is still playing solitaire.
Naw, just the DC Sasquach.
http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/86336/original.jpg
funkfool
07-14-2011, 15:17
I forget who it was... but a while back someone told someone else that their argument was invalid because of a lower post count.
which I find absolutely hysterical as an argument.
This...
postcount > validity of argument = illogical
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mOeFyMYNERU/TS3QurkUZZI/AAAAAAAABtA/cg9la328d80/s1600/spock.jpg
patrick0685
07-14-2011, 15:22
who would derail a thread like...oh wait squirrel [Beer]
sneakerd
07-14-2011, 15:26
That DC sasquatch is about the most classless, hateful piece of trash in these United States. Does that statement make me a racist?
That DC sasquatch is about the most classless, hateful piece of trash in these United States. Does that statement make me a racist?
No, it makes you moderately observant
who would derail a thread like...oh wait squirrel [Beer]
Someone once told me I suffer from ADD... I don't think I'm really suffer- wow I want to get a .50 cal sniper rifle too!
sneakerd
07-14-2011, 16:21
Aaaah- damned with faint praise.
jerrymrc
07-14-2011, 16:54
Always believed in quality over quantity. but then I type slow as well.[Coffee]
DSB OUTDOORS
07-14-2011, 18:13
who would derail a thread like...oh wait squirrel [Beer]
"So you only hear what you want to hear??" Thanks I like to keep my hair short in the summer! [Tooth] Name the movie??
DD977GM2
07-14-2011, 18:56
Im trying to be like all you GMKIAs[M2]
Drilldov2.0
07-14-2011, 22:15
I am once again just a SSDG (same shit different guy) since I started over. But ask anyone who knows me in real life I am a GMKIA, just ask me. [Coffee]
ETA: Damn I am still just a newbie lmao. Guess I'll have to do some post whoring.
theGinsue
07-15-2011, 00:26
Aaaah- damned with faint praise.
At first glance I thought you said "...with fart praise". Just sayin'.
theGinsue
07-15-2011, 00:27
Im trying to be like all you GMKIAs[M2]
And you are doing quite niely - one day you too shall be among them!
theGinsue
07-15-2011, 00:34
I am once again just a SSDG (same shit different guy) since I started over. But ask anyone who knows me in real life I am a GMKIA, just ask me. [Coffee]
ETA: Damn I am still just a newbie lmao. Guess I'll have to do some post whoring.
SSDG = Space Shuttle Door Gunner (well, that term is about to lose it's impact; eh?)
Didn't you have another account here before something happened to it &/or you?
How many posts did you have under that old account?
Never mind:
Drilldo (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/member.php?u=1161)
Paper Hunter
Join Date: 02-19-2008
Posts: 118
Last VIsit: 11-07-2010
So, what happened to you using that old account? Forgot the password, didn't ya?
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