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ghettodub
07-20-2011, 15:23
That it's not the weekend yet. I'm tired, and I'm ready to do some fishin on Saturday!

What else do you think is crap?

UberTong
07-20-2011, 15:27
This cubicle I'm sitting in is pure crap, I wanna pull an Office Space and take all the screws out and watch it fall down.

alan0269
07-20-2011, 15:29
I-25 traffic, trying to get out of a parking lot at Invesco, and as you said, the fact that it isn't Friday yet.

Ronin13
07-20-2011, 15:30
This cubicle I'm sitting in is pure crap, I wanna pull an Office Space and take all the screws out and watch it fall down.

[ROFL1]
That's awesome, set up a camera and record that!
I'm getting pretty antsy here in the office, but will be signing a new client this week so making the company some money, even if the week is only half way done! I wanna go shooting!! Alas, have to wait a few more days.

SuperiorDG
07-20-2011, 15:30
The little yellow things inside bird poop, that's crap.

Lex_Luthor
07-20-2011, 15:34
My left calf and elbow all busted up, that's crap.

rondog
07-20-2011, 15:36
The greed of corporate executives that I have to live with on a daily basis. But that's not just crap, it's bullshit. Sure am tired of killing myself to make those bastards richer. [Rant1]

UberTong
07-20-2011, 15:39
The greed of corporate executives that I have to live with on a daily basis. But that's not just crap, it's bullshit. Sure am tired of killing myself to make those bastards richer. [Rant1]

+1 super crap...even poop some would say

DFBrews
07-20-2011, 15:44
Not having A/C in my car is pretty high on the craptacular list these past few days

BlasterBob
07-20-2011, 15:48
CRAP... Well, it's a crappy feeling to be retired and realize that so many of my fellow shooters are still having to work to support families, pay their bills etc. I really wish you could ALL be independently wealthy and tell your Boss (that is if you don't care for him and his job) to take a long walk off of a short pier. When I was still in the working world, I used to absolutely live for the weekends. Now every day is like Saturday for me. Your day will come guys, just be patient and keep saving all you can.[Beer]

PLEASE DO NOT THINK THAT I AM MAKING FUN OF STILL HAVING TO WORK!!!

MrPrena
07-20-2011, 15:53
Working more than 5day/week everyday without holiday nor sickdays for 3 straight yr is total crap.

Never called in. I had to show up when I had a tendon tear on my wrist.

UberTong
07-20-2011, 16:01
CRAP... Well, it's a crappy feeling to be retired and realize that so many of my fellow shooters are still having to work to support families, pay their bills etc. I really wish you could ALL be independently wealthy and tell your Boss (that is if you don't care for him and his job) to take a long walk off of a short pier. When I was still in the working world, I used to absolutely live for the weekends. Now every day is like Saturday for me. Your day will come guys, just be patient and keep saving all you can.[Beer]

PLEASE DO NOT THINK THAT I AM MAKING FUN OF STILL HAVING TO WORK!!!


Ahhhh. Thanks BlasterBob, can't wait.

Mtn.man
07-20-2011, 16:03
Everything made in China is crap.

And anything made in Scotland is Crap.

TS12000
07-20-2011, 16:14
My brain is crap. I am way too young to be making three separate trips to the same store on the same day.

Mtn.man
07-20-2011, 16:22
My brain is crap. I am way too young to be making three separate trips to the same store on the same day.


That's Crap.

Ronin13
07-20-2011, 16:23
All this talk of waiting for weekends and such just reminded me of where I was two years ago, 340 days of one year straight with no days off (not even weekends), blistering heat and freezing cold, threat of death daily, and some days walking for miles with full body armor (weight= 65-75lbs), 70lb ruck, helmet, and temps upwards of 110 degrees.
We have it f***ing easy compared to my bros and sis' fighting overseas.

Mtn.man
07-20-2011, 16:26
+1

Bailey Guns
07-20-2011, 16:29
The fact that our elected "representatives" and president can't figure out how to get us out of debt.

Here's a hint:

STOP SPENDING MONEY YOU DON'T HAVE.

funkfool
07-20-2011, 16:32
3:00 meetings that last til freakin 5:freakin:30![Bang]

roberth
07-20-2011, 16:34
Being so short-handed at work that I can't take a real vacation is crap. I do something for my company every single day.

Outsourcing jobs to India when so many of my fellow Americans are out of work is crap. We're training the Indian (dot) work force and paying for their training AND we're taking money from our economy and pumping it into the Indian economy.

The real CRAPPY CRAP is the poor soul out of work and I'm bitching about my job. Now I feel bad.

jhood001
07-20-2011, 16:43
My brain is crap. I am way too young to be making three separate trips to the same store on the same day.


Was it Home Depot? There is something magical about that place that makes a person forget half of the things on your list when you walk in there.

My record is 4 trips in 1 day.

Mtn.man
07-20-2011, 16:45
We ain't got no HD up here.

Mazin
07-20-2011, 17:05
$50 bucks per visit co pay, i know it could be worse but i have to start pt on my left arm 3 times a week.

Having to sell guns just to pay for pt, see for sale section in the next 24 hours.

Not recieving a pm back on a trade offer and being totally ignored.

Being nauseous for almost 25 days striaght.

Griping about the little stuff when it could always be worse (sorry).

JlazyH
07-20-2011, 18:25
CRAP... Well, it's a crappy feeling to be retired and realize that so many of my fellow shooters are still having to work to support families, pay their bills etc. I really wish you could ALL be independently wealthy and tell your Boss (that is if you don't care for him and his job) to take a long walk off of a short pier. When I was still in the working world, I used to absolutely live for the weekends. Now every day is like Saturday for me. Your day will come guys, just be patient and keep saving all you can.[Beer]

PLEASE DO NOT THINK THAT I AM MAKING FUN OF STILL HAVING TO WORK!!!

I too am retired. I don't know how long you have been (retired) but for me it's not all I thought it was cracked up to be. Sure I can go fishing or shooting anytime I want but, alone?[Rant1]

TS12000
07-20-2011, 18:39
Was it Home Depot? There is something magical about that place that makes a person forget half of the things on your list when you walk in there.

My record is 4 trips in 1 day.

I was speaking in general, but yes HD has been the culprit on a few occasions

trlcavscout
07-20-2011, 18:54
My job is crap to put it nicely [Beer] Both of them [ROFL1]

DSB OUTDOORS
07-20-2011, 19:02
No time!! Not alot of cash, too many builds unfinished!! Want to play!![BooHoo] [UZI][AR15][M2]

blacklabel
07-20-2011, 19:04
Shooting my AR for the first time, having a stuck case, and realizing that I forgot a cleaning rod. That was crap!

Byte Stryke
07-20-2011, 19:18
Shooting my AR for the first time, having a stuck case, and realizing that I forgot a cleaning rod. That was crap!


no one else on the line had one?

blacklabel
07-20-2011, 19:43
no one else on the line had one?

I was out at Pawnee and there wasn't anyone for miles. Anytime I put Wolf through an AR again, I'll have a cleaning rod with me.

SideShow Bob
07-20-2011, 19:50
CRAP... Well, it's a crappy feeling to be retired and realize that so many of my fellow shooters are still having to work to support families, pay their bills etc. I really wish you could ALL be independently wealthy and tell your Boss (that is if you don't care for him and his job) to take a long walk off of a short pier. When I was still in the working world, I used to absolutely live for the weekends. Now every day is like Saturday for me. Your day will come guys, just be patient and keep saving all you can.[Beer]

PLEASE DO NOT THINK THAT I AM MAKING FUN OF STILL HAVING TO WORK!!!

By the time I get there, I'll need a RASCAL to get the morning paper from the driveway !
http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/used-electric-wheelchairs_2163_1396483

Byte Stryke
07-20-2011, 19:51
I was out at Pawnee and there wasn't anyone for miles. Anytime I put Wolf through an AR again, I'll have a cleaning rod with me.


yeah I was told by my smith that steel cases in an AR wasn't exactly an "optimal" idea.

I have yet to have any issues outside of an operator error.

ghettodub
07-20-2011, 20:27
Hah, this thread turned out so much better than I thought!

Byte Stryke
07-20-2011, 20:37
Hah, this thread turned out so much better than I thought!


we aren't done yet. Ye of little pessimism!

quick, someone post a picture of a topless gun totin' hermaphrodite with a Mohawk!

ghettodub
07-20-2011, 20:40
we aren't done yet. Ye of little pessimism!

quick, someone post a picture of a topless gun totin' hermaphrodite with a Mohawk!

[LOL]

roberth
07-20-2011, 20:46
we aren't done yet. Ye of little pessimism!

quick, someone post a picture of a topless gun totin' hermaphrodite with a Mohawk!

You first. [Coffee]

n8tive97
07-20-2011, 20:47
Getting my Beretta Neos U22 back after 6 weeks of recall/warrenty work, running 10 clips through it and now the trigger wont work! That's crap!!![Bang][Mad]

alan0269
07-20-2011, 21:27
All this talk of waiting for weekends and such just reminded me of where I was two years ago, 340 days of one year straight with no days off (not even weekends), blistering heat and freezing cold, threat of death daily, and some days walking for miles with full body armor (weight= 65-75lbs), 70lb ruck, helmet, and temps upwards of 110 degrees.
We have it f***ing easy compared to my bros and sis' fighting overseas.

Very good point! I guess when we sit here whining about it only being whatever day of the week it is, we should consider the guys and gals that are out there serving our country. I recind my comment that it is crap that it isn't Friday yet. Thank you to all of you who are, have, or will be spending your weekends serving our country!!!

Irving
07-20-2011, 21:47
I have a lot to complain about, but since things are starting to finally look positive for me, in relation to finding work with a company that is really taking care of me, I dare not say anything about anything.

mcantar18c
07-21-2011, 05:08
My truck blew a u-joint. Again. That's crap (although that's really my fault).
My dryer only stays on for 20 min at a time and then overheats. That's crap.
My dishwasher doesn't wash the dishes. That's crap.
My A/C (house AND truck) doesn't work. That's really crap.
My roof leaks. That's crap.
My service porch (where the washer/dryer/water heater/etc. are) flooded during one of those wrath-of-God downpours, but I stayed at the girlfriend's house that night and so I can't tell if it came in through the garage that doesn't seal right or the drain that goes to the sewer that has flooded before, and therefore can't fix it. That's crap.
My water heater only gives me enough hot water for 20min in the shower (I don't take that long by myself, but the girlfriend stays over sometimes and joins me which makes the showers take a while). That's definitely crap.
My iPhone won't take a charge, so I'm stuck with this POS brick that I can't figure out how to use. That's crap.
My xbox died. That's crap.
Nobody has shown serious interest in my truck, even though its listed for a grand less than the next lowest one. That's crap.
Neither my xbox or phone are working after multiple attempts to fix them by a tech-genious buddy (who's fixed both products for others many times and is stumped). That's crap.
I can't find work because employers don't want to hire somebody that's only gonna be around for 4 months. That's crap.
I still have another 4 months till I ship out. That's crap.
Unless my girlfriend gets a new place or we get a place before I ship out, I have no clue what I'm going to do with my dog when I leave. That's crap.
Ants keep showing up in my house and I can't for the life of me figure out where they're coming from. That's crap.
I have to participate in a PT "assessment" today (see where you're at in preparation for a real PT test) "so the chubby's don't feel singled out" (reason given by Station Commander). Despite being one of the only ones (two of us) that regularly come within a few points of maxing our PT tests. That's crap.
I'm awake. That's crap.

I know this is mostly small stupid things, but I haven't had my coffee yet (read: I'm pissed of at the world and everything in it because I am not sleeping right now, and I haven't taken my medication for that... aka caffeine+nicotene).

roberth
07-21-2011, 07:29
I have a lot to complain about, but since things are starting to finally look positive for me, in relation to finding work with a company that is really taking care of me, I dare not say anything about anything.

OK, I will.

It's CRAP that it has taken so long to turn for the better for you.

Mtn.man
07-21-2011, 07:36
Political Correctness is CRAP.

BlasterBob
07-21-2011, 08:02
isour
I too am retired. I don't know how long you have been (retired) but for me it's not all I thought it was cracked up to be. Sure I can go fishing or shooting anytime I want but, alone?[Rant1]

How long have I been retired?? Been retired for exactly nineteen (19) years this August. Have never been bored and I absolutely LOVE doing what ever the hell I feel like doing (within legal and moral limits of course) and wouldn't change anything. As far as going shooting by myself, no big deal at all because I hate to go to a range and have a neighboring shooter bending my ear with constant chatter. I go there to shoot and not to just bull shit. I am truly sorry to hear that you feel that retirement is not what it was "cracked up to be" but I for one, am totally happy and wish that I could have retired at a much younger age to have even more free time.
Hey, we had better enjoy our retirement while we still can.[Beer]

JlazyH
07-21-2011, 09:19
[BooHoo]
My truck blew a u-joint. Again. That's crap (although that's really my fault).
My dryer only stays on for 20 min at a time and then overheats. That's crap.
My dishwasher doesn't wash the dishes. That's crap.
My A/C (house AND truck) doesn't work. That's really crap.
My roof leaks. That's crap.
My service porch (where the washer/dryer/water heater/etc. are) flooded during one of those wrath-of-God downpours, but I stayed at the girlfriend's house that night and so I can't tell if it came in through the garage that doesn't seal right or the drain that goes to the sewer that has flooded before, and therefore can't fix it. That's crap.
My water heater only gives me enough hot water for 20min in the shower (I don't take that long by myself, but the girlfriend stays over sometimes and joins me which makes the showers take a while). That's definitely crap.
My iPhone won't take a charge, so I'm stuck with this POS brick that I can't figure out how to use. That's crap.
My xbox died. That's crap.
Nobody has shown serious interest in my truck, even though its listed for a grand less than the next lowest one. That's crap.
Neither my xbox or phone are working after multiple attempts to fix them by a tech-genious buddy (who's fixed both products for others many times and is stumped). That's crap.
I can't find work because employers don't want to hire somebody that's only gonna be around for 4 months. That's crap.
I still have another 4 months till I ship out. That's crap.
Unless my girlfriend gets a new place or we get a place before I ship out, I have no clue what I'm going to do with my dog when I leave. That's crap.
Ants keep showing up in my house and I can't for the life of me figure out where they're coming from. That's crap.
I have to participate in a PT "assessment" today (see where you're at in preparation for a real PT test) "so the chubby's don't feel singled out" (reason given by Station Commander). Despite being one of the only ones (two of us) that regularly come within a few points of maxing our PT tests. That's crap.
I'm awake. That's crap.

I know this is mostly small stupid things, but I haven't had my coffee yet (read: I'm pissed of at the world and everything in it because I am not sleeping right now, and I haven't taken my medication for that... aka caffeine+nicotene).[BooHoo] [ROFL1]

Irving
07-21-2011, 20:05
There was some large accident on I-25 this morning HOURS before I had to be a work. I left my house with plenty of time to get to work. It took me 65 minutes to drive 12 miles. I could have ridden my bike to work faster. I was 35 minutes late. I lost my perfect attendance, and as a result, watched $400 extra come out of my paycheck while I went 10 miles an hour on I-25 for over an hour.

That's crap.

Guylee
07-21-2011, 21:33
My truck blew a u-joint. Again. That's crap (although that's really my fault).
My dryer only stays on for 20 min at a time and then overheats. That's crap.
My dishwasher doesn't wash the dishes. That's crap.
My A/C (house AND truck) doesn't work. That's really crap.
My roof leaks. That's crap.
My service porch (where the washer/dryer/water heater/etc. are) flooded during one of those wrath-of-God downpours, but I stayed at the girlfriend's house that night and so I can't tell if it came in through the garage that doesn't seal right or the drain that goes to the sewer that has flooded before, and therefore can't fix it. That's crap.
My water heater only gives me enough hot water for 20min in the shower (I don't take that long by myself, but the girlfriend stays over sometimes and joins me which makes the showers take a while). That's definitely crap.
My iPhone won't take a charge, so I'm stuck with this POS brick that I can't figure out how to use. That's crap.
My xbox died. That's crap.
Nobody has shown serious interest in my truck, even though its listed for a grand less than the next lowest one. That's crap.
Neither my xbox or phone are working after multiple attempts to fix them by a tech-genious buddy (who's fixed both products for others many times and is stumped). That's crap.
I can't find work because employers don't want to hire somebody that's only gonna be around for 4 months. That's crap.
I still have another 4 months till I ship out. That's crap.
Unless my girlfriend gets a new place or we get a place before I ship out, I have no clue what I'm going to do with my dog when I leave. That's crap.
Ants keep showing up in my house and I can't for the life of me figure out where they're coming from. That's crap.
I have to participate in a PT "assessment" today (see where you're at in preparation for a real PT test) "so the chubby's don't feel singled out" (reason given by Station Commander). Despite being one of the only ones (two of us) that regularly come within a few points of maxing our PT tests. That's crap.
I'm awake. That's crap.

I know this is mostly small stupid things, but I haven't had my coffee yet (read: I'm pissed of at the world and everything in it because I am not sleeping right now, and I haven't taken my medication for that... aka caffeine+nicotene).

Forgive my lack of sympathy. After all that, at least you're still getting nookie.

Ryan_Th3_K1d
07-21-2011, 21:48
My life is perfect...stick that in your juice box and suck it!!! [Beer][Beer]


ah who am I kidding...I only have 6 guns :(

TS12000
07-21-2011, 22:00
OK, I will.

It's CRAP that it has taken so long to turn for the better for you.


There was some large accident on I-25 this morning HOURS before I had to be a work. I left my house with plenty of time to get to work. It took me 65 minutes to drive 12 miles. I could have ridden my bike to work faster. I was 35 minutes late. I lost my perfect attendance, and as a result, watched $400 extra come out of my paycheck while I went 10 miles an hour on I-25 for over an hour.

That's crap.

I'm pretty sure he cursed you dude

Irving
07-21-2011, 22:09
You know those times you're sitting in traffic and thinking, "Someone better have died up there!"?

Well, I think this was one of those times where someone actually did die. I'm just mad because the accident was cleaned up and the highway reopened at 6:15am. I didn't get on the highway until about 8:20am and didn't get to the "scene" until 9:20am, and it was STILL backed up! Quit reminding me about it.

theGinsue
07-21-2011, 22:30
That it's not the weekend yet. I'm tired, and I'm ready to do some fishin on Saturday!

What else do you think is crap?
I'll be back up @ Eleven Mile again tomorrow night - not going to ait until Saturday (got too much yard work still to do).

theGinsue
07-21-2011, 22:32
Everything made in China is crap.

And anything made in Scotland is Crap.
Ah yes, but at least the Scottish cr@p sounds kinda cool when you hear it called that in their accent.

theGinsue
07-21-2011, 22:37
The fact that our elected "representatives" and president can't figure out how to get us out of debt.

Here's a hint:

STOP SPENDING MONEY YOU DON'T HAVE.

What? You mean like this:
akTRIMrNL7o

Bailey Guns
07-22-2011, 04:39
That's exactly what I mean. That's crap.

airborneranger
07-22-2011, 09:12
Soldiers claiming to have PTSD who haven't even deployed is crap. What is worse is the docs who believe them!

Lex_Luthor
07-22-2011, 09:18
For a MMJ card, or what?

mopar
07-22-2011, 09:20
Political Correctness is CRAP.

Just about everything political is CRAP.[Rant2]

Byte Stryke
07-22-2011, 09:51
Soldiers claiming to have PTSD who haven't even deployed is crap. What is worse is the docs who believe them!


wut?

how can you have nightmares about shit when you haven't seen shit?

airborneranger
07-22-2011, 13:15
wut?

how can you have nightmares about shit when you haven't seen shit?

That's what I said. We had Soldiers get out of deployments because they were having nightmares about the stories the combat vets were telling them.

MED
07-22-2011, 13:24
Denver [Stooge]

Especially when I am working here[Bang][Bang][Bang]

leatherneck448
07-22-2011, 15:24
What else do you think is crap?

traffic jams
anti-gunners
nancy pelosi
flies
split casings
crimped primers
hi point firearms
benches with wads of gum stuck to them
double feeds
piston vs. direct impingement
automatic soap dispensers
automatic/timed sinks
"medical" marijuana
glock vs. XD
chihuahuas
dog barf
unfunny comedians
paper cuts
no cell service
"art"
the broncos defense
carmelo anthony
star drama
reality TV
sons of guns
american chopper
etc.....


I'm bound to think of more..... anyone else wanna join and release their inner cynic?[Tooth]

Ronin13
07-22-2011, 15:43
That's what I said. We had Soldiers get out of deployments because they were having nightmares about the stories the combat vets were telling them.

Wow, in our unit those guys would be sent to the CSM and properly reamed for being pansies! That is total CRAP! I was scared when I deployed, but it was something that I expected when I signed up during wartime, you'd have to be a complete moron to think you won't deploy if you sign up while 2 wars are going on. They even say it in basic, "99% of you will deploy at one point in your service time, have no illusions."

Robby30-06
07-22-2011, 17:44
All this talk of waiting for weekends and such just reminded me of where I was two years ago, 340 days of one year straight with no days off (not even weekends), blistering heat and freezing cold, threat of death daily, and some days walking for miles with full body armor (weight= 65-75lbs), 70lb ruck, helmet, and temps upwards of 110 degrees.
We have it f***ing easy compared to my bros and sis' fighting overseas.

There are alot of people who don't appreciate your bros and sis' fighting overseas. That is Crap!!!

Byte Stryke
07-22-2011, 18:37
Wow, in our unit those guys would be sent to the CSM and properly reamed for being pansies! That is total CRAP! I was scared when I deployed, but it was something that I expected when I signed up during wartime, you'd have to be a complete moron to think you won't deploy if you sign up while 3 wars are going on. They even say it in basic, "99% of you will deploy at one point in your service time, have no illusions."


fixed

mcantar18c
07-22-2011, 23:38
Forgive my lack of sympathy. After all that, at least you're still getting nookie.

Let me start out by saying, excuse my French.

All that other shit was tolerable, now matter how shitty my day was she could make it better First girl I've been serious about in years. But guess what? Yup, that's right, now that's fuckin gone too. I need a fucking drink... or 10.
Not that I don't have multiple female friends I can call up and get what I want from... but it ain't the same. Fuck this.

Its your fault you fuckhole. You jinxed me. Jackass.


Again, 'scuse my French. This is an hour fresh.


Oh yeah.... that's fucking crap!

Irving
07-23-2011, 00:03
You're young, you'll find another.