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cebeu
07-26-2011, 18:46
Obamacare?

Calif. Man Attempts Surgery on Hernia With Butter Knife (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/07/26/calif-man-attempts-surgery-on-hernia-with-butter-knife/?test=latestnews)

"While waiting for paramedics...the man pulled out the knife and stuffed a cigarette he was smoking into the bleeding, open wound."
argonstrom
07-26-2011, 19:07
What an idiot! A butter knife?!? [Eek3]













He should have first used this:

http://i.imgur.com/4np6V.jpg

Then this:

http://i.imgur.com/hGb8k.jpg

Voila! No more troublesome hernia!
Marlin
07-26-2011, 19:21
Might have left less of a scar than what I have..
DSB OUTDOORS
07-26-2011, 19:50
He should have used gun powder!! A cigarette, Please!! [ROFL1] DUMBASS!!
n8tive97
07-26-2011, 20:38
Obamacare?

Calif. Man Attempts Surgery on Hernia With Butter Knife (http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/07/26/calif-man-attempts-surgery-on-hernia-with-butter-knife/?test=latestnews)

"While waiting for paramedics...the man pulled out the knife and stuffed a cigarette he was smoking into the bleeding, open wound."

I think I saw this on House!
nynco
07-26-2011, 20:47
If he was thinkin clear he could have done the high speed method of a sewing needle and dental floss. If wanted to be super high speed he could have used super glue and cloth strips to help keep it closed too. ;)
Byte Stryke
07-26-2011, 23:05
If he was thinkin clear he could have done the high speed method of a sewing needle and dental floss. If wanted to be super high speed he could have used super glue and cloth strips to help keep it closed too. ;)


Joke all you like, The first aid kit has Duct tape and Super Glue.

I have had to use both on people.
Guylee
07-26-2011, 23:08
Kinda reminds me of the guy who robbed a bank for a buck just so he could get free treatment.
mcantar18c
07-26-2011, 23:21
If he was thinkin clear he could have done the high speed method of a sewing needle and dental floss. If wanted to be super high speed he could have used super glue and cloth strips to help keep it closed too. ;)

I've used my shirt as a tourniquet, used thin strips of duct tape as butterfly bandages to hold it closed and super glue to seal it. Then when the homeowner got home I had her stitch it up with a needle bent with pliers (she's a nurse).
Shit works.