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Prometheus
07-29-2011, 11:08
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How do I get Newbie off of my name plate on this site?[Help]
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Scanker19
07-29-2011, 11:15
Stop being an FNG. Or YouTube yourself doing an Irish jig.
Stop being an FNG. Or YouTube yourself doing an Irish jig.
Soon grasshopper, you will atain the title of toilet paper hunter.
Just keeping using the port-a-let.
Or engage in some of the ridiculous topics we post and then completely abandon the original topic.[ROFL1]
How do I get Newbie off of my name plate on this site?[Help]
You have to slather yourself in honey and roll in fire ants.... its part of the initiation process. Be sure to post proof.
Sharpienads
07-29-2011, 11:34
I had to pick up a cherry with my butt cheeks, run through a small obstacle course consisting of weaving through traffic cones and negotiating a chair, release the cherry from your buttocks into a glass of beer, chug the beer, and smile with the stem in your teeth. I'll post the video if I can find it.
Aren't you glad you asked?
n8tive97
07-29-2011, 11:35
Post baby post!
two shoes
07-29-2011, 11:37
I had to pick up a cherry with my butt cheeks, run through a small obstacle course consisting of weaving through traffic cones and negotiating a chair, release the cherry from your buttocks into a glass of beer, chug the beer, and smile with the stem in your teeth. I'll post the video if I can find it.
Aren't you glad you asked?
You got to do it with a cherry??? LUCKY!!!
I had to do it with an Oreo and Oreo's don't go well with beer...
Just don't threaten to harm anyone.....[Peep].....[Coffee]
I don't know. I have been here from the beginning and I am still a new guy.
netsecsys
07-29-2011, 11:41
How do I get Newbie off of my name plate on this site?[Help]
You have to smear feces all over your face and chant "mekka lekka hi mekka hiney ho" while wearing an adult diaper. All this must be done at rush hour at the busiest intersection while moonwalking through the crosswalk. Youtube vid of the ritual will advance you to the next level of greatness. Good luck! [Coffee]
Wow when i came in all ya had to do was buy da beers.
patrick0685
07-29-2011, 11:48
Soon grasshopper, you will atain the title of toilet paper hunter.
Just keeping using the port-a-let.
Or engage in some of the ridiculous topics we post and then completely abandon the original topic.[ROFL1]
ya...that will do it[LOL]
Rotterdarn
07-29-2011, 12:06
Wear shoes...on your head.
Ask Nynco, 330+ posts in under a month :). If you don't know him you soon will, I think at this point EVERYONE knows Nynco...
I don't know. I have been here from the beginning and I am still a new guy.
I hear you. You've got under 100 posts since 2003. And I thought I didn't post much!
How do I get Newbie off of my name plate on this site?[Help]
The actual procedure is top secret, but here's a clue.....
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/unxplained-photo-1225258439-56582.jpg
tmleadr03
07-29-2011, 14:31
How do I get Newbie off of my name plate on this site?[Help]
Post more then twice in ten days.
Wow when i came in all ya had to do was buy da beers.
That always works as well.
two shoes
07-29-2011, 14:38
The actual procedure is top secret, but here's a clue.....
http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b150/rinselman/funnies/unxplained-photo-1225258439-56582.jpg
I have no recollection of ever partying this hard... I know I have felt like I have the next day...
Ain't that Jack Nicholson,,, flashback to Easy Rider?
That always works as well.
Only if you're buying beers for a mod. You guys get all the perks.
Send me $20 and I'll change it.
Think he will bite?.
Lex_Luthor
07-29-2011, 15:55
You have to rub your belly, pat your head and chew gum at the same time.
I had to do it with an Oreo and Oreo's don't go well with beer...
You guys are both lucky. I had to run the course with a pineapple clenched between my cheeks. Talk about chaffing. And it spilled my beer when it hit the glass. [Rant1]
Or engage in some of the ridiculous topics we post and then completely abandon the original topic.[ROFL1]
+1... Oh wait.. did you just call us a bunch of post whores?
If you can manage to derail a thread about a member being banned.. you will no longer be a newbie.. Oh and do it w/o anyone bitching for about 60 posts.. till they had to read it.
Glock Shooter
07-29-2011, 17:42
Or engage in some of the ridiculous topics we post and then completely abandon the original topic.[ROFL1]
+2 that was funny, it's why I enjoy this place
You have to try to take down "honey badger", but watch out cuz honey bader dont give a shit.
jerrymrc
07-29-2011, 19:02
It could be changed by one of the admins but you might not like what you get. [Coffee]
Now this is a family forum so some may be unacceptable but there is the chance that one of them would do it.
You doctor may prescribe medications that will remove the anxiety of being a new member.
If you just post a few times the condition that afflicts you will disappear all on it's own.
And welcome to Colorado AR-15.com from all the friendly staff. if there is anything we can do please contact us at your leisure. [Beer][Flower]
Or engage in some of the ridiculous topics we post and then completely abandon the original topic.[ROFL1]
Or find the first LE thread and bag on how bad cops are. [Peep]
DSB OUTDOORS
07-29-2011, 19:26
You can bribe the Mods. with money or beer I hear that works!! [ROFL1]
Prometheus
08-04-2011, 22:03
I tried all of that the cherry was lost, the oreo was crushed, the pinapple gave me an infection, I was arrested twice. No one would help change the diaper, so I also got a rash, and after wearing a dress in public, now I have to go on a date with one of Denvers cops. Newbie till death....oh well at this point it shouldnt take more than a week anyway.
You can bribe the Mods. with money or beer I hear that works!! [ROFL1]
Nah.. Beretta 92 mags works [Muaha]
The most recent guy had to shoot himself in the penis and leg with a pink pistol. Nynco/ERno is now his subtitle
blacklabel
08-04-2011, 23:19
I suggest posting random crap in the post whore thread like everyone else has. [LOL]
Prometheus
08-05-2011, 19:00
random crap
Prometheus
08-05-2011, 19:01
Am I a post whore yet
Prometheus
08-05-2011, 19:02
well maybe a whore but still a newbie
jerrymrc
08-05-2011, 19:51
Am I a post whore yet
This is funny. [Coffee]
Or engage in some of the ridiculous topics we post and then completely abandon the original topic.[ROFL1]
Wait... we can do that?
I hear you. You've got under 100 posts since 2003. And I thought I didn't post much!
What's funny is you two have so little posts in such a long time, and yet you took the time to post here now![LOL]
This is funny. [Coffee]
you have a long way to go...
DSB OUTDOORS
08-05-2011, 20:29
Am I a post whore yet
No not yet!! You're not loose enough. Still a Virgin. Keep going though!! [Tooth]
DSB OUTDOORS
08-05-2011, 20:31
Wait... we can do that?
Yes!! Yes we can! Others may follow but I'm not sure.
DSB OUTDOORS
08-05-2011, 20:33
What's funny is you two have so little posts in such a long time, and yet you took the time to post here now![LOL]
Remember Baby steps!![Wiggle] Getting there one step at a time.
DSB OUTDOORS
08-05-2011, 20:35
you have a long way to go...
And Miles to get there. And winter is comming. [Coffee]
Prometheus
08-06-2011, 00:06
The funny part is the number of purchases, ive made off this site, but i never post
Not_A_Llama
08-06-2011, 00:34
How do I get Newbie off of my name plate on this site?[Help]
Based on your threadcrapping activity in the For Sale section, I'd state that you deserve your "newbie" tag, and may not last long enough to ever shed it.
PS: Grammar is important.
patrick0685
08-06-2011, 11:09
plus every once in a while the for sale tread post get deleted so then you lost all your post
patrick0685
08-06-2011, 11:09
spyder your catching up your only 609 post behind me
Prometheus
08-06-2011, 17:36
Hey text gets misinterpreted; it wasn’t a threadcrapping comment, regardless how some read it.
spyder your catching up your only 609 post behind me
Really damn... I didn't even know I broke 3000
DSB OUTDOORS
08-06-2011, 17:48
Really damn... I didn't even know I broke 3000
Back to TPWT!! He goes??
jerrymrc
08-06-2011, 19:28
you have a long way to go...
Years ago I learned that quality over quantity is a good thing. [Coffee] And with V-bulletin all it takes is one good clean up and some will lose 1/2 there posts. ;)
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