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tmleadr03
08-09-2011, 21:06
Found this:

http://www.landolakes.com/assets/images/product/cinnamon_sugar_butter/introducing_cin_s_butter.jpg

Fuck it, I will be a fatty fat fatty now.
DFBrews
08-09-2011, 21:08
Found this:

http://www.landolakes.com/assets/images/product/cinnamon_sugar_butter/introducing_cin_s_butter.jpg

Fuck it, I will be a fatty fat fatty now.

Hey don't feel bad i require about 2500 calories a day to MAINTAIN my body weight just throwing it out there[Coffee]
Elhuero
08-09-2011, 21:12
<--- runs out the door toward the market
trlcavscout
08-09-2011, 21:14
Their was one like that before? Us fat people normally just keep a cin/sugar mix in the kitchen for sprinkling [Beer]
Scanker19
08-09-2011, 21:14
We could start a club.


Good to see you back.
mcantar18c
08-09-2011, 21:22
Now if someone would just make a honey butter to sell.
Can't find that stuff anywhere and I'm too lazy to keep making it myself [Rant2]
TEAMRICO
08-09-2011, 21:22
Their was one like that before? Us fat people normally just keep a cin/sugar mix in the kitchen for sprinkling [Beer]

Damn! Guilty!
blacklabel
08-09-2011, 21:27
Now if someone would just make a honey butter to sell.
Can't find that stuff anywhere and I'm too lazy to keep making it myself [Rant2]

I love honey butter. I go to crappy buffets for that stuff alone.
sniper7
08-09-2011, 21:29
mmmm, if it tastes anything like the stuff at texas roadhouse I am going to end up HUUUUUGGGEEEE!
Fentonite
08-09-2011, 21:31
Dammit. Ok, I'll start a diet next week.

Thanks a lot, Leader.[Rant1]
tmleadr03
08-09-2011, 21:36
Dammit. Ok, I'll start a diet next week.

Thanks a lot, Leader.[Rant1]

Give in to the dark side. Embrace your inner fat man.
Zundfolge
08-09-2011, 21:40
Now if someone would just make a honey butter to sell.
Can't find that stuff anywhere and I'm too lazy to keep making it myself [Rant2]


http://downeyshoneybutter.com/ (mom always had this around the house ... I never realized that people had to make it themselves)
Fentonite
08-09-2011, 21:41
Give in to the dark side. Embrace your inner fat man.

Oh, I'm there. Problem is, my inner fat man is becoming my outer fat man!
tmleadr03
08-09-2011, 21:42
Oh, I'm there. Problem is, my inner fat man is becoming my outer fat man!

We are not fat, just big boned. Hell I would be skinny if i was 6ft 5in and my weight.
mcantar18c
08-09-2011, 21:43
Give in to the dark side. Embrace your inner fat man.

I should be OK. I embrace my inter fattie all the time, and can't seem to get fat. Had a full pound of lamb chops (ok, 0.92lbs according to the label) last night with no sides or anything, followed by lots of cookies and cream ice cream... then took a big crap this morning and worked out till I couldn't [Tooth]
mcantar18c
08-09-2011, 21:44
http://downeyshoneybutter.com/ (mom always had this around the house ... I never realized that people had to make it themselves)

Ohhh.... emmm.... GEEEE!
Great, ANOTHER thing to stock up on.
tmleadr03
08-09-2011, 21:48
I should be OK. I embrace my inter fattie all the time, and can't seem to get fat. Had a full pound of lamb chops (ok, 0.92lbs according to the label) last night with no sides or anything, followed by lots of cookies and cream ice cream... then took a big crap this morning and worked out till I couldn't [Tooth]

Working out, maybe that is what I am missing...



Naaaaa!
DFBrews
08-09-2011, 21:49
Ohhh.... emmm.... GEEEE!
Great, ANOTHER thing to stock up on.

Now they need to deyhydrate it for the zombie apocalypse
mcantar18c
08-09-2011, 22:01
Working out, maybe that is what I am missing...

If you want to get serious about it you're welcome to show up to my group for training. I can get ya in shape before ya know it.
tmleadr03
08-09-2011, 22:06
If you want to get serious about it you're welcome to show up to my group for training. I can get ya in shape before ya know it.

Hey, I am in shape! Round is a shape you know!


In all honesty I do know a little something about PT but really don't like it so much now that I am out.
mcantar18c
08-09-2011, 22:09
Hey, I am in shape! Round is a shape you know!


In all honesty I do know a little something about PT but really don't like it so much now that I am out.

Fair enough. I usually run everything in cadence with em so you probably wouldn't enjoy that.
Fentonite
08-09-2011, 22:12
If you want to get serious about it you're welcome to show up to my group for training.

Ok. Does your group put the cinnamon-sugar butter on toast, or muffins?
mcantar18c
08-09-2011, 22:14
Ok. Does your group put the cinnamon-sugar butter on toast, or muffins?

There are a couple muffin-shaped people there, does that count? [Tooth]
Bailey Guns
08-09-2011, 22:45
So I showed this thread to my wife. Turns out, she threw away a coupon. So I made her run down to the trash and retrieve it. She refused to go to Safeway at 10:30, though.

Bottom line...I may be fat but I'll save .75 cents ($1.50 on double coupon day).

http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt337/baileyguns/9f0f8bd7.jpg
Fentonite
08-09-2011, 22:56
You just gave me a great idea! I can't find the coupon, but I'm gonna make your BBQ grill pizza crust recipe, and smear this stuff on it. I can feel the skin stretching already. Thanks Carl!
DFBrews
08-09-2011, 22:57
You just gave me a great idea! I can't find the coupon, but I'm gonna make your BBQ grill pizza crust recipe, and smear this stuff on it. I can feel the skin stretching already. Thanks Carl!

That guy right ^^^^^ there is FUCKING brilliant. that would be amazing.
stevelkinevil
08-09-2011, 23:02
Hey don't feel bad i require about 2500 calories a day to MAINTAIN my body weight just throwing it out there[Coffee]

You jackass! [Coffee]
Bailey Guns
08-10-2011, 06:03
You just gave me a great idea! I can't find the coupon, but I'm gonna make your BBQ grill pizza crust recipe, and smear this stuff on it. I can feel the skin stretching already. Thanks Carl!

I bow to the master...
tmleadr03
08-10-2011, 08:03
I bow to the master...

That does sound good...
Ranger
08-10-2011, 08:11
Lord, my ass is expanding just READING this thread! I'm lucky, I've always had a metabolism that works overtime - I used to brag that I could eat a case of twinkies and not gain an ounce. Of course as I get older it's not as fast anymore but I seem to have found my body's preferred weight and just stay there. I remember the old days when I was ripped with a 6 pack, now I have a 12 :).
Bailey Guns
08-10-2011, 08:56
I've got a keg...
Elhuero
08-10-2011, 20:44
We could start a club.


Good to see you back.


thanks man


and because of this thread, last night I made toast with honey and butter mixed on top~
rockhound
08-11-2011, 00:00
Now if someone would just make a honey butter to sell.
Can't find that stuff anywhere and I'm too lazy to keep making it myself [Rant2]


man i remember being able to buy that from the store when i was growing up. it was awesome. i hadn't even thought about that for years,
mopar
08-11-2011, 08:40
I've got a keg...
I'm shaped like a keg, just a pony keg though.[Beer]