Lets play a game

[mcantar18c]

We've been having fun with this on another forum I'm on... its a bit of a different type of crowd here, but maybe it'll be fun here too.

The first person posts a common item which most people would not normally think of as being a weapon, then the next person posts how they would use said item as a weapon (or as a defensive aid) and in what context, followed by an item for the next person. The idea being that we start to automatically see our surroundings as usable tools, much like we automatically take notice of certain people when we walk into a restaurant.

Looks like this...

I say:
Sunglasses.

You say:
Fold them up, and use that space formed by the hinge to rip apart skin. You cant reach deep, but it's nasty.
Next item: Hello Kitty purse.

I say:
Use the strap as a garrote.
Next item: A paper plate.


Your turn (first up is a paper plate)

[Bitter Clinger]

Ill play

Throw it like a frisbee at their head then rush in for a throat punch while they are distracted.

Next item: a combo lock

[TS12000]

Insert lock into tube sock, improvised mace

Next up:
TSA level - nail clippers

[Graves]

Sharpen handle and stab away.


Next up:
Belly button lint

[Bailey Guns]

...is very useful for knitting sweaters.

Next up:
Ear hair

(Just not in a violent mood this a.m...thought this one would be a challenge for those who are.)

[n8tive97]

Braid a survival bracelet

Next up: water bottle

[Ridge]

Fill it with battery acid, hurl at attacker.

Next up: Can of air

[Graves]

Take 50lb can of air to about a buck 40 and huck it at roadside attacker's face.

Next item:
One feather

[bryjcom]

Tie into a fly for flyfishing.

Next up: Bike tire

[Graves]

Emergency air supply while diving

Next up: bike tire

Took ya too long...re-do

[blackford76]

Dip the quill in poison and stab you in the neck.
Next item; used kleenex

[Graves]

Stuff in bottle of 151, lite it up, and huck.


Next:
Kong

[Ranger]

As in KING KONG? Uh, point at someone and say "get em boy"?

Next: Sharpie Marker

P.S. - I really wanted to add "I like to call Just the Tip" to the OP's title of this thread....

[Ronin13]

Use marker's ink to blind attacker and go for the kill.

Next item:
Swingline Stapler (yes, from Office Space)

[mcantar18c]

I really wanted to add "I like to call Just the Tip" to the OP's title of this thread....
[ROFL1]


Use marker's ink to blind attacker and go for the kill.

Next item:
Swingline Stapler (yes, from Office Space)

Use as impact weapon on attacker's head. Depending on construction/design, could be used to gouge at throat (I've seen some sharp metal corners on those things).

Next: A laptop.

[Lex_Luthor]

thrown at attacker's face, followed by a kick to the head.

next up: an ipod

[flan7211]

Smash your attackers face into the keyboard until they get an electric shock. Or distract them with with a funny youtube and stab them in the neck.

Next up:

Thomas Kinkade painting.[ROFL1]

[UberTong]

Hey sir, look at this painting! Smash his head through the painting and rip the frame off and beat him to death with it.

Next up...can of Copenhagen.

[Ranger]

"Here, chew this" and kill him with mouth cancer (slow death) or rub it in his eyes, blind him and snap his neck.

Next: Leather iPhone Case

[blackford76]

Shove it down their throat till it gets stuck.
Next; grasshopper

[BigMat]

Thrown at attackers face, then Kick in head.

P.S. In my simple mind, this is the rational for every item right now, thanks to this thread. "throw at face, then kick in head"


next item: french poodle

[palepainter]

Soak with gasoline, strap it with dynamite, light it and send it in. (Not exactly PC...but would work. :) )

Next. Elmer's wood glue.

[Great-Kazoo]

use glue as slip hazard for one entering the door

Next: wisk broom

[Ronin13]

Drown in the glue... hope lungs fill with glue quickly.

Next Item:
Mercedes Benz hood ornament.

[Ranger]

Remove ring, use emblem as a throwing star.

Next: Cardboard VCR Tape Case

[mcantar18c]

Remove ring, use emblem as a throwing star.

Next: Cardboard VCR Tape Case

Toss at guy's face and go in with whatever I can to finish the job while he is distracted attempting to either dodge or catch.

Next item: A cat.

[UberTong]

Grab by tail and use as a mace, RAAAWR...

shoelaces

[Lex_Luthor]

Toss at guy's face and go in with whatever I can to finish the job while he is distracted attempting to either dodge or catch.

Next item: A cat.

retrieve cat from Boulder with bubonic, throw into attacker's vicinity. Sit back and eat popcorn.

next: blistex

[Ronin13]

Grab by tail and use as a mace, RAAAWR...

shoelaces

Too easy Uber,
Garote wire...

next: Frappaccino lid.

[BigMat]

Hold lid tightly over nose and mouth, or, throw it at their face, them kick em in the head
Next item: 25W light bulb

[Ridge]

Use it to prove Bush was elected, their head explodes.

Next up: 5 Hour Energy

[JoeT]

5 Hour Energy

rip the can in 1/2 and use the sharp edges to slice a throat



next: an oak leaf

[Bitter Clinger]

Everything is throw then head kick lol so I would use an ancient native American ritual to summon the spirit of the oak leaf and make it banish the bad bad Guy to the sport dimension

Next up: a crows foot (the tool)

[mcantar18c]

Everything is throw then head kick lol so I would use an ancient native American ritual to summon the spirit of the oak leaf and make it banish the bad bad Guy to the sport dimension

Next up: a crows foot (the tool)

I'd use an oak leaf to gouge at the throat. We have different definitions of an oak leaf lol.

Crow's foot... if on the end of a breaker bar I'd use it as a pointed impact weapon on their skull... if in the hand, throw it as hard as I can at their face and then come in to finish the job.

Next item: A piece of brass. You decide the cartridge and how to use it.
I like this one so I wanna have a go at it... I'd use a .50BMG shell to perform an eye transplant on the BG. Your turn.

[Big Wall]

Next item: A piece of brass


Assuming attacker is close and attacking from the side: Fire first round so hot brass ejects directly down his shirt collar to distract him then second shot to head.

Next item: Folding lawn chair.