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Bailey Guns
08-20-2011, 17:56
No, I didn't simply make Hamburger Helper Stroganoff. I made a double batch. All without the input of a woman.

As a matter of fact, she's at work where she oughta be.

Only downside to that is I havta get my own beer.
Hitman 6
08-20-2011, 18:07
Double batch of HHS eh? Hope you're freshly stocked on Charmin Ultra-Soft!
Bailey Guns
08-20-2011, 18:09
Double batch of HHS eh? Hope you're freshly stocked on Charmin Ultra-Soft!

No way, dude. I use that septic friendly, manly stuff.
DSB OUTDOORS
08-20-2011, 18:18
Steven Segal. Shit Carl I thought you blew up the microwave making a Bear bomb out of a can of cheese wiz and canned whip cream?? [LOL]
tmleadr03
08-20-2011, 18:20
No, I didn't simply make Hamburger Helper Stroganoff. I made a double batch. All without the input of a woman.

As a matter of fact, she's at work where she oughta be.

Only downside to that is I havta get my own beer.

Damn, that sounds good. Off to store!
Mtn.man
08-20-2011, 19:06
Have you seen Steven lately?

Looks like he ate a quad batch,,, every day.
Elhuero
08-20-2011, 20:01
I've always wanted a wood block mounted on the wall to throw knives at.
Bailey Guns
08-20-2011, 20:51
Have you seen Steven lately?

Looks like he ate a quad batch,,, every day.

Yeah, I noticed that. I've lost about 20 pounds in the last 6 weeks or so. I have to be careful with that stuff.

But...put enough fresh ground black pepper on it and it's pretty tasty!
Bailey Guns
08-20-2011, 20:52
Steven Segal. Shit Carl I thought you blew up the microwave making a Bear bomb out of a can of cheese wiz and canned whip cream?? [LOL]

That sounds like some kind of sexual experimentation gone wrong!
hkOrion
08-20-2011, 22:06
Steven Segal. Shit Carl I thought you blew up the microwave making a Bear bomb out of a can of cheese wiz and canned whip cream?? [LOL]

This was my first thought too - thought you blew up your damn microwave and took out a swat team.
Ah Pook
08-20-2011, 22:22
Steven Segal. Shit Carl I thought you blew up the microwave making a Bear bomb out of a can of cheese wiz and canned whip cream?? [LOL]
My first thought. [Stooge]
sniper7
08-20-2011, 22:54
Only downside to that is I havta get my own beer.

I figured that would be one of the required first skills you teach your rescued dogs?[Coffee]
Sharpienads
08-20-2011, 23:55
No, I didn't simply make Hamburger Helper Stroganoff. I made a double batch. All without the input of a woman.

As a matter of fact, she's at work where she oughta be.

Only downside to that is I havta get my own beer.

Dude, if she's at work she can't cook for you... or get you a fresh beer. Sounds like the perfect arguement for why we should have slave girls.

[Beer]

Sara and her mom were in Bailey yesterday visiting her mom's friend... I wonder why they didn't sense an empty kitchen and a hungry man nearby?
Mazin
08-21-2011, 03:47
Doesn't she have a lunch hour?

Sounds like she was being selfish not coming home on a break and doing womanly chores...

Whats next they get to start voting???
Bailey Guns
08-21-2011, 07:18
Doesn't she have a lunch hour?

Sounds like she was being selfish not coming home on a break and doing womanly chores...

Whats next they get to start voting???

:eek:
Bailey Guns
08-21-2011, 07:20
Dude, if she's at work she can't cook for you... or get you a fresh beer. Sounds like the perfect arguement for why we should have slave girls.

[Beer]

Sara and her mom were in Bailey yesterday visiting her mom's friend... I wonder why they didn't sense an empty kitchen and a hungry man nearby?

Now that is a good question. They conveniently showed up here after cooking/cleaning were done. What's up with that?
Bailey Guns
08-21-2011, 07:21
I figured that would be one of the required first skills you teach your rescued dogs?[Coffee]

Have you ever seen a Corgi tall enough to reach anything?

And BTW...left-over HHS is on the menu for breakfast. Umm-umm good!
Mazin
08-21-2011, 23:12
:eek:


I keed, dont tell my wife please...
DFBrews
08-21-2011, 23:18
Have you ever seen a Corgi tall enough to reach anything?

And BTW...left-over HHS is on the menu for breakfast. Umm-umm good!

and by corgi you mean an oversized twinky with ears
Bailey Guns
08-21-2011, 23:50
and by corgi you mean an oversized twinky with ears

I love that description. Fits her perfectly.

Bobbi:

http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt337/baileyguns/Corgi/98109d09.jpg
Mazin
08-22-2011, 00:18
I have a Jack Russel Corgi Mix and man they are very cool little stout dogs, very pushey at times but great personality.
BPTactical
08-22-2011, 14:42
Now that is a good question. They conveniently showed up here after cooking/cleaning were done. What's up with that?

They have you trained well, DUH!


My favorite- Beef Rice A Roni and 1# of burger.
Easy one dish meal.
Ronin13
08-22-2011, 15:03
They have you trained well, DUH!


My favorite- Beef Rice A Roni and 1# of burger.
Easy one dish meal.

Have you tried out those Uncle Ben's 90 Second microwave bags of rice? Just did tacos the other night with one of those with spanish rice and it was awesome! Can't wait to try the chicken one this week... might even go far and put on some macaroni-n-cheese for the main dish! In real life I'm actually quite a good cook, but just too lazy to spend the time on more than one "real" meal a week.
Bailey Guns
08-22-2011, 15:19
This thread reminded me of this thread (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16334&highlight=dinty).
Ronin13
08-22-2011, 15:40
This thread reminded me of this thread (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16334&highlight=dinty).

Apples and Oranges, Bailey.... Hamburger Helper and Dinty Moore stew is like comparing a 1972 Charger to a 1999 Dodge Ram 3500 Cummins... yeah they're both vehicles, they're both insanely awesome, but they're not in the same category.
Bailey Guns
08-22-2011, 15:50
Apples and Oranges, Bailey.... Hamburger Helper and Dinty Moore stew is like comparing a 1972 Charger to a 1999 Dodge Ram 3500 Cummins... yeah they're both vehicles, they're both insanely awesome, but they're not in the same category.

Oh, but I beg to differ. Especially if the category is:

"Will It Make A Turd?"
Ronin13
08-22-2011, 15:55
Oh, but I beg to differ. Especially if the category is:

"Will It Make A Turd?"

[ROFL1][LOL]
I cannot believe that was just said! Well put!