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Mtn.man
08-26-2011, 10:42
But farting? That’s practically a sport.

http://militarytimes.com/blogs/battle-rattle/2011/08/23/for-marines-in-afghanistan-be-careful-where-you-fart/

Ronin13
08-26-2011, 11:06
[ROFL1]that's funny right there! Strange though, I was never instructed on the on-fart policy when I was in Afcrackistan... I guess this is something somewhat new.

rondog
08-26-2011, 12:37
Yeah, their camels and donkeys don't fart either.

rocktot
08-26-2011, 16:48
Fine, when we drop in our 'Food Assistance', we can drop them some black and pinto beans. They won't be able to extinguish, er distinguish ours from
'theirs'. Its called "Cultural Modification". Who's running the show over there for Gods sake????

The Police-force politics NEED TO GO.![Rant1]

Irving
08-26-2011, 22:47
My fiance said, "I would say, 'Well, your terrorism offends me.' "

I think she has a point.

Sharpienads
08-26-2011, 23:02
Ridiculous. The Afghan culture is disgusting in every way, and they're worried about offensive farts? This really grinds my gears. You can't win a war if you're more worried about not offending someone than killing the bad guys. [Mad]

mcantar18c
08-26-2011, 23:28
Afghans have always been uncivilized...back ass animals since 330BC when the West, Alexander, had to kick their bitchy asses.

Actually, that's not quite true. in the 50s-60s, they were actually a promising little nation. Very westernized through trade, good education programs (pictures below of students from Kabul University), medical programs, etc.
Then Communism and Islamism showed up and kicked em back to the stone ages (pun).
Gentleman, for your viewing pleasure, Afghanistan circa 1950s-60s:

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/files/fp_uploaded_images/100527_14-Afghanistan-108.jpg
http://www.foreignpolicy.com/files/fp_uploaded_images/100527_9-Afghanistan-73.jpg
http://blogs.crikey.com.au/culture-mulcher/files/2010/07/Afghanistan1.jpg
http://blogs.crikey.com.au/culture-mulcher/files/2010/07/Afghanistan2.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/1950s_Afghanistan_-_Biology_class,_Kabul_University.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7f/1950s_Afghanistan_-_Student_nurses_at_Maternity_Hospital,_Kabul.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Z16FUpyfLjM/TieZwL4cB6I/AAAAAAABG_w/-PervkO2KVU/s400/Afghanistan_in_1950s_1960s_06.jpg
http://www.howtobearetronaut.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Gulbahar-Textile-Plant-is-one-of-the-most-modern-in-Asia..jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/1950s_Afghanistan_-_Metal_shop_in_Kabul.jpg
http://www.pickchur.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/radio_kabul.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/1950s_Afghanistan_-_Afghan_radio_station.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/61/1950s_Afghanistan_-_Cabinet_in_session.jpg

Pretty cray huh?