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Scanker19
08-28-2011, 10:27
WTF!!!! That's a 2x2 behind it FWIW.
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy123/jordanls19/7a41ec88.jpg
Holy shit!! What the hell is it? Did you shoot that SOB.
Man I would be moving if I saw something like that. Damn, Im gonna have nightmares now...
blacklabel
08-28-2011, 10:36
Kill it with fire!
[Flame]
steveopia
08-28-2011, 10:36
Chupacabra?
Other than big and scary, what kind of spider is that?
sneakerd
08-28-2011, 10:39
Brown recluse??
jplove71
08-28-2011, 10:43
Kill it with fire!
[Flame]
+1
There are two things that give me the creeps, the thought of being out in the middle of the ocean, and spiders... I think I would have screamed like a little girl and burned down my garage just to make sure that thing was dead.
Brown recluse??
They don't get that big, it also doesn't have the violin shape on it's head.
Ah hell, just let the kids play with it. [Poke]
I bet it left a huge mess when you smashed it with that 2x2. [Coffee]
Pre invasion, they send the smaller ones in first.
jerrymrc
08-28-2011, 11:57
Looks like a wolf spider. Good critters to have around.
Oh don't kill it. Catch it and put it back outside. I'd love to have a big ol' spider like that in my front yard, I'd feed him and see how big he could get.
Scanker19
08-28-2011, 12:11
Oh don't kill it. Catch it and put it back outside. I'd love to have a big ol' spider like that in my front yard, I'd feed him and see how big he could get.
I tried but he didn't get the hint, so I had to dispatch him.
Ah hell, just let the kids play with it. [Poke]
If my daughter had seen him she probably would have.
WTF!!!! That's a 2x2 behind it FWIW.
http://i784.photobucket.com/albums/yy123/jordanls19/7a41ec88.jpg Looks like either a Wolf spider or maybe a Hobo spider if it is a Hobo it will look like it has little boxing gloves in front.
DSB OUTDOORS
08-28-2011, 12:22
That's huge ass Wolf spider!!! We have a butt load of them around work.
I hate little spiders but not so much the big ones. Here's one I cought in South Dakota.
This is a quart jar:
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/aed5118e.jpg
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/f95f808c.jpg
Wolf spider. You probably have more in your basement.
Scanker19
08-28-2011, 12:38
Wolf spider. You probably have more in your basement.
We do. His name is Frank, we haven't seen Frank in a Few years. We think he's plotting after the shoe incident. MntMan is right this is just the recon element.
We do. His name is Frank, we haven't seen Frank in a Few years. We think he's plotting after the shoe incident. MntMan is right this is just the recon element.
Screw that shit, I would just buy a couple ferret's and let them eat the damn things.
ShooterJM
08-28-2011, 14:38
Nuke from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
There are two things that give me the creeps, the thought of being out in the middle of the ocean, and spiders... I think I would have screamed like a little girl and burned down my garage just to make sure that thing was dead.
Glad I'm not the only one who reacts that way to spiders.. things just give me the chills.
Oh if I see them first I'm fine if I can squish em...but you let one of those little bastards go all ninja and sneak up on me.. and holy hell... [Help]
I'd of gone w/ camping fuel and a blow torch on that one... meaning i'd of rolled the blowtorch towards it and then threw the white gas.. to hell with whatever else catches..
I hate little spiders but not so much the big ones. Here's one I cought in South Dakota.
This is a quart jar:
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/aed5118e.jpg
http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq75/opie011/f95f808c.jpg
They have Tarantulas in South Dakota??
That is a scary-ass Wolf Spider. I was walking up a Boulder trail one fine day and heard 'something' rustling through the weeds and dry grasses, thought it was a mouse, but looked down and it was a friggin huge-ass spider. But, not as big as yours. Yours is Tarantula level huge it looks like.
I like spiders and we live by a simple code, stay in the wall or whatever and we will have peace. If I see your ass outside of that wall however your fate is entirely dependent on my mood, so you might get thrown in the yard or you might get crushed.
Bailey Guns
08-28-2011, 15:45
It would've been a lot more fun if you'd said that piece of wood was a 6x6 deck post.
It would've been a lot more fun if you'd said that was actually a beach towel off to the left there.
Yup.
Bailey Guns
08-28-2011, 16:04
He he.
KevDen2005
08-28-2011, 16:24
Nuke from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
I concur...fire when ready
DANGERTASTIC!
08-28-2011, 16:27
Man you should have told us that it was a 4x4 behind it!!! Lol
People wouldnt have been able to sleep tonight knowing there are spiders that big lol
I tried but he didn't get the hint, so I had to dispatch him.
If my daughter had seen him she probably would have.
Aw rats, sometimes they are uncooperative.
In another thread, I posted about how I went and got the rest of my firewood the other night, and killed no less than 4 Black Widows and 1 wolf spider, but it was dark, so I'm sure I missed a bunch.
Anyway, when vacuuming my truck out today, I for sure vacuumed up a spider that had built a web and was trying to live under the passenger seat.
And in order to keep this thread on topic....
Anyone remember these pictures?
http://pestcemetery.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/spider-behind-clock.gif
http://bp3.blogger.com/_qP-1yjY3IyM/R1rf_U_WKeI/AAAAAAAAAos/HBVf66wJXwo/s320/spider-on-wall.jpg
blackford76
08-28-2011, 19:20
Screw that shit, I would just buy a couple ferret's and let them eat the damn things.
Are you sure the wolf spider wouldn't eat the ferrets? I saw one kill a garden snake once, wolf spider that is.
Scanker19
08-28-2011, 20:08
Screw that shit, I would just buy a couple ferret's and let them eat the damn things.
But then I'd have to get Iguanas to eat the ferrets, it would turn into a vicious cycle.
Scanker19
08-28-2011, 20:19
http://pestcemetery.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/spider-behind-clock.gif
http://bp3.blogger.com/_qP-1yjY3IyM/R1rf_U_WKeI/AAAAAAAAAos/HBVf66wJXwo/s320/spider-on-wall.jpg
I really hope those are fake. (insert heebee jeebees here)
blacklabel
08-28-2011, 21:00
Believing that those are fake is the only way that I'll sleep tonight.
Scanker19
08-28-2011, 21:03
Funny story, when I lived in KY (the state not a jelly house) my wife woke me up in a panic saying there was a huge spider in the bed. After looking for a few seconds I asked how big, she indicacated that we were looking for a spider the size of a dinner plate. Convincing myself she was dreaming was how I slept that night.
BPTactical
08-28-2011, 21:26
Ever had a spider crawl across your face when you are 1/2 asleep, like when you lay down and are pretty much out but still aware of the tv, kids etc?
Freaked the begeezus(insert heebie jeebies) outta me, took forever to go back to sleep cause I never found the spider.
Youngest kid has a "pet" Singapore Blue tarantula. I told him if I see it out of it's cage it's gonna getty really, really loud........
sneakerd
08-28-2011, 22:04
Ho Le Crap.
I really hope those are fake. (insert heebee jeebees here)
Yeah, I'm not a fan of analog clocks either.
Pistol Packing Preacher
08-29-2011, 09:45
Chupacabra?
[Beer]
Lex_Luthor
08-29-2011, 10:14
I used to catch Wolf spiders with a 4" or bigger diameter out in this field by my parents' house in Thornton. At the time we didn't know what they were, so we took like 4 of them to Scales & Tales and asked. We thought they were scary and crazy and poisonous, so when they told us they were Wolf spiders, kinda took the wind out of our sails.
I would have the cops called on me- and some complaints about why there are bullet induced pock marks on the concrete... I have arachnophobia like you wouldn't believe! I can't even kill them myself for fear I'll miss and they'll decide to come after me, thus why I would put a .45 JHP in them.
rockhound
08-29-2011, 10:28
wolf spider hunt and kill their prey too cool,
still would have crushed him.
Aloha_Shooter
08-29-2011, 11:13
Reminds me of the quote from Babylon 5:
"If you see something this big with eight legs coming your way, please let me know. I have to kill it before it develops language skills." -- Ambassador Londo Mollari
Scanker19
08-29-2011, 16:59
I would have the cops called on me- and some complaints about why there are bullet induced pock marks on the concrete... I have arachnophobia like you wouldn't believe! I can't even kill them myself for fear I'll miss and they'll decide to come after me, thus why I would put a .45 JHP in them.
I've seen some where i've considered .22 bird shot.
Holy fucking god damn motherfucking shit!!!!!!!!!!! I found one of those in my house... It's in the corner of the room........ I can't get close enough to do anything about it... damn irrational fear of spiders... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! My wife already knew about it so she hid all the guns from me when I was at school.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
I hate spiders when they are small. This is fucking ridiculous.
Holy fucking god damn motherfucking shit!!!!!!!!!!! I found one of those in my house... It's in the corner of the room........ I can't get close enough to do anything about it... damn irrational fear of spiders... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! My wife already knew about it so she hid all the guns from me when I was at school.... GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
I hate spiders when they are small. This is fucking ridiculous.
even the one on your hip?
even the one on your hip?
went to school, left it at home.
went to school, left it at home.
lets see 40 minute wait for background check i see a new one with birdshot in your future by 1730
I caught the little bitch (and screamed a little) in a jar. Fucking shit! I hate spiders....
I caught the little bitch (and screamed a little) in a jar. Fucking shit! I hate spiders....
pics or it didn't happen.
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h403/asrspyder/SANY0861.jpg
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h403/asrspyder/SANY0863.jpg
http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h403/asrspyder/SANY0862.jpg
How do you like them fucking pics...
sneakerd
08-30-2011, 15:49
Eeeeewwww.[Sofa]
Scanker19
08-30-2011, 15:53
Did he have a knife? Holy shit! He looks like he made mine hold his pocket.
How do you like them fucking pics...
shudder*
holy crap i really do not like big spiders at all and this thread has more than confirmed it.
and that is NOT A "little bitch" small children and dogs beware
Does anyone know for sure what this thing is? Point me to a site with some information about it?
Scanker19
08-30-2011, 17:02
Does anyone know for sure what this thing is? Point me to a site with some information about it?
http://www.termite.com/spider-identification.html
That isn't that great of a chart though. Some wolf spiders are more poisonous than others. This big ass mother fucker I know is a wolf spider by its eye arrangement, but I want to know what kind.
This god damn thing will turn itself to make sure it is looking at me now... kinda creepy.
sneakerd
08-30-2011, 17:34
I read that their eyes are reflective like dogs and cats, and that you can find them at night with a flashlight, because their eyes will reflect the light. Imagine that, at night, in the basement.
I read that their eyes are reflective like dogs and cats, and that you can find them at night with a flashlight, because their eyes will reflect the light. Imagine that, at night, in the basement.
Or a whole herd of them at night looking at you or is it flock? posse?
Or a whole herd of them at night looking at you or is it flock? posse?
A clutter or cluster.
Well it should consider itself lucky I don't have my Beowulf yet... Would have been the first thin I used it on...
mcantar18c
08-30-2011, 17:58
Or a whole herd of them at night looking at you or is it flock? posse?
Mob. Its mob.
I read that their eyes are reflective like dogs and cats, and that you can find them at night with a flashlight, because their eyes will reflect the light. Imagine that, at night, in the basement.
To hell with that shit! I'm gona have a hard enough time sleeping knowing this damn one was around...
mcantar18c
08-30-2011, 18:20
To hell with that shit! I'm gona have a hard enough time sleeping knowing this damn one was around...
Wolf spiders like cozy places. Under mattresses in the bedframe, big piles of pillows like females like to organize at the head of their bed, etc. are all common places.
Wolf spiders like cozy places. Under mattresses in the bedframe, big piles of pillows like females like to organize at the head of their bed, etc. are all common places.
Not funny...
[Tooth]
still not funny though...
BlasterBob
08-30-2011, 18:30
spyder - Just be sure to tighten the lid on that jar after you feed it for the night. I don't want that damn critter escaping and crawling over to my place tonight and inflicting a huge gaping wound on MY face.[Help]
spyder - Just be sure to tighten the lid on that jar after you feed it for the night. I don't want that damn critter escaping and crawling over to my place tonight and inflicting a huge gaping wound on MY face.[Help]
I've been reading up on them, they might, might make you sick after biting you. Some people are deathly allergic to wolf spider venom though. The big ones leave fang marks in your skin, that is about the only difference I have read about.
DSB OUTDOORS
08-30-2011, 18:52
To hell with that shit! I'm gona have a hard enough time sleeping knowing this damn one was around...
What really sucks is they say that people consume several spiders in their sleep. Eat that bastard and wake up full and not need breakfast!![Tooth]
BlasterBob
08-30-2011, 18:53
I've been reading up on them, they might, might make you sick after biting you. Some people are deathly allergic to wolf spider venom though. The big ones leave fang marks in your skin, that is about the only difference I have read about.
"deathly allergic"??? Keep that beast over at your own digs.[Tooth]
BlasterBob
08-30-2011, 18:56
Makes a guy wonder how many times a spider has wandered into your mouth, nose or ear and did some exploring.[Luck]
DSB OUTDOORS
08-30-2011, 19:04
Makes a guy wonder how many times a spider has wandered into your mouth, nose or ear and did some exploring.[Luck]
Ya thers a warm 8 legged fuzzy feeling there!! [Help]
sneakerd
08-30-2011, 19:08
A flash mob
Scanker19
08-30-2011, 19:29
They say a person never more than a few yards from a spider.
jerrymrc
08-30-2011, 19:49
The last Wolf we caught was kind of strange. Where are the markings? Why is it so fuzzy? Then after a little looking realized it was a female with all the youngsters on it's back. Put it back in the Garden. Oh, It was huge. [Coffee]
The last Wolf we caught was kind of strange. Where are the markings? Why is it so fuzzy? Then after a little looking realized it was a female with all the youngsters on it's back. Put it back in the Garden. Oh, It was huge. [Coffee]
You must not have the irrational fear as most of us seem to have.
That sounds like a good reason to napalm the garden.
Little gas, a few eggs, and some &^$%#, and $^&#%$, yep, keep it a burnin for almost ten minutes. Long enough to know they are dead.
What really sucks is they say that people consume several spiders in their sleep. Eat that bastard and wake up full and not need breakfast!![Tooth]
That was a fake story deliberately started for the internet for a study about fake stories and how they spread.
EDIT: I laughed soooooo hard when I saw that Spyder found that spider in his house. How's Trinidad treating you so far buddy? Earthquakes and spiders? Hahahahha. Should have gone to the gun smithing school in Lakewood I guess. ;)
That was a fake story deliberately started for the internet for a study about fake stories and how they spread.
EDIT: I laughed soooooo hard when I saw that Spyder found that spider in his house. How's Trinidad treating you so far buddy? Earthquakes and spiders? Hahahahha. Should have gone to the gun smithing school in Lakewood I guess. ;)
Don't forget the overly friendly transexual walmart greeter! Oh wait, I didn't tell anyone about that yet did I?....
mcantar18c
08-31-2011, 12:34
Don't forget the overly friendly transexual walmart greeter! Oh wait, I didn't tell anyone about that yet did I?....
[ROFL1]
Do tell
Ok, so instead of starting a new thread, I'll just add to this one... So how much worse can this town get? I have had a little shit bag knocking my trash can thingy over. This is not one of the small ones, it is pretty big. This is the third time now. I know it isn't a person (which I thought it was at first) because my bags that I throw into the trash can thing are all torn up on the ground when I find them. If it was a guy, I'd be really worried... Anyway, today at school, I'm sittin in my friends truck and I notice this really big ass dog running at us and the rest of the guys sitting on the steps of the building... As it gets closer, I notice that it is not a dog, it is a fucking bear! It wasn't quite an adult. This is just before one in the afternoon mind you in the middle of friggen town. It sees everyone on the steps (who are just kinda frozen staring at it) and then turns and runs the other way between two buildings. After this, a few people start sharing some of their stories. These damn bears are everywhere around here, and, they are the little shits that are getting into everyones trash cans! God damn little bastards!
mcantar18c
09-12-2011, 23:16
When I was living up on the side of Cheyenne Mtn. we had bears come around daily. My ex (wasn't an ex at the time) who I was living with, had to bribe me with sex to keep me from shooting em more than once.
blacklabel
09-12-2011, 23:19
When I was living up on the side of Cheyenne Mtn. we had bears come around daily. My ex (wasn't an ex at the time) who I was living with, had to bribe me with sex to keep me from shooting em more than once.
I hope you threatened to shoot them twice daily.
[ROFL1]
DD977GM2
09-12-2011, 23:19
There are two things that give me the creeps, the thought of being out in the middle of the ocean, and spiders... I think I would have screamed like a little girl and burned down my garage just to make sure that thing was dead.
I hate spiders with a passion. Saw a camel spider on a container ship in the North Arabian Gulf in 97 doing ship boardings for the Navy. I was gungho as fuck and screamed like a girl and just about shot it with the M9 I had.
Being in the middle of the ocean is actually a lot like being in the middle of the woods. Especially at night and the stars are just amazing. I thought I would be nervous and all, but it is rather relaxing knowing your with 10-12 other ships of war loaded to kick some serious ass.
mcantar18c
09-12-2011, 23:21
I hope you threatened to shoot them twice daily.
[ROFL1]
Every time they came around [Tooth]
DD977GM2
09-12-2011, 23:21
Don't forget the overly friendly transexual walmart greeter! Oh wait, I didn't tell anyone about that yet did I?....
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]
About a week ago I had an '02 Corvette on the lift in my shop here at my house that I was doing a complete heads/cam/converter/gears/full bolt-on's swap on. On Friday evening I pulled the heads off and let it sit over the weekend. When I came out the following Monday it was covered in cobwebs. There's lots of spiders around here, so I just knocked them off and went back to work on it. Tuesday I went outside to button it up and I saw the largest female black widow I've ever seen in my life. Typically I just catch them and put them outside in the brush somewhere, but apparently my buddy is very afraid of them because he refused to go back in the shop until I killed the spider. It was pretty amusing to see a 6'-4" 280lb guy go running and screaming like a girl.
Shortly after that we were heading into town to grab some lunch and I saw a very large tarantula crossing the road. When I told him I was going to turn around and pick it up he threatened to jump out of my truck. I honestly think he would have.
My front yard is about an acre and at night you can shine a flashlight around and see dozens of spider eyes shining everywhere. This is not the place for people scared of snakes, spiders, lizards and creepy crawlers.
[Muaha]
I went and chopped some wood that I had season all year long the other day. I killed at least 4 Black Widows this time. They sure do love the wood pile.
clublights
09-14-2011, 11:01
This is how you REALLY handle a spider.....
http://www.damnlol.com/a-tale-of-immense-bravery-1761.html
Byte Stryke
09-14-2011, 11:45
This is how you REALLY handle a spider.....
http://www.damnlol.com/a-tale-of-immense-bravery-1761.html
[ROFL1]
funny shit right there.
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