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DANGERTASTIC!
08-30-2011, 21:03
So what if youre a shopping cart "Enthusiast" or collector...of shopping carts. Or maybe you just own a grocery store,
So one day youre like "Oh shit! I need to order shopping carts, so you get online to your shopping cart dealer/mfg. whatever, You find the style you like and you click it,
Are you clicking on "Add to CART"? Or does it become crate
You have 3 items in your "Crate"
$200.00
Checkout now?
Think about it
So what if youre a shopping cart "Enthusiast" or collector...of shopping carts. Or maybe you just own a grocery store,
So one day youre like "Oh shit! I need to order shopping carts, so you get online to your shopping cart dealer/mfg. whatever, You find the style you like and you click it,
Are you clicking on "Add to CART"? Or does it become crate
You have 3 items in your "Crate"
$200.00
Checkout now?
Think about it
Put down the bottle and step back slowly...... [Swim] [Help]
DANGERTASTIC!
08-30-2011, 21:11
Lol I RARELY drink. Im not drunk. Just think about it lol.
Okay think of it like this, say the grocery store sells shopping carts, would you pick up the shopping cart you want to buy and put it in YOUR cart?
The answer is NO, thats ridiculous.
Zundfolge
08-30-2011, 21:18
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/14/whatchutalkinb128632024176963085.jpg
DANGERTASTIC!
08-30-2011, 21:28
I thought I would get way more hits. [Coffee]
At least its not a thread with alot of whining? [Tooth]
mcantar18c
08-30-2011, 21:32
Bacon bits = new favorite snack food.
What the hell is this thread about?
DANGERTASTIC!
08-30-2011, 21:36
Bacon bits = new favorite snack food.
What the hell is this thread about?
Nonsense, Its about nonsense. Oh and about Bacon Bits. I just ordered my optic mount and when I clicked add to cart it was one of those stupid thoughts that just come through lol.
Robby30-06
08-30-2011, 21:36
Your question didn't really get me thinking until the phrase "View your cart" went through my head. Now all i can picture is a big pile of those shopping carts (like the one you click on)[ROFL3]
DANGERTASTIC!
08-30-2011, 21:38
Your question didn't really get me thinking until the phrase "View your cart" went through my head. Now all i can picture is a big pile of those shopping carts (like the one you click on)[ROFL3]
Lol RIGHT! That would be awesome, like they are overflowing youre like "Where the hell is my cart! I have way too much shit I gotta put somethin back"
So what if youre a shopping cart "Enthusiast" or collector...of shopping carts. Or maybe you just own a grocery store,
So one day youre like "Oh shit! I need to order shopping carts, so you get online to your shopping cart dealer/mfg. whatever, You find the style you like and you click it,
Are you clicking on "Add to CART"? Or does it become crate
You have 3 items in your "Crate"
$200.00
Checkout now?
Think about it
you put your new shiny shopping carts into a "basket" which is than added to a pallet of like minded purchased items... It makes sense if you do not think about it.
Are you talking about people adding items to their online "ecommerce" shopping carts, and then never checking it out? They call it "cart abandonment" in that industry, and it's something they try to minimize. Amazon does a good job, offering several methods to very quickly get your product purchased without jumping through many hoops.
H.
DANGERTASTIC!
08-30-2011, 22:08
Are you talking about people adding items to their online "ecommerce" shopping carts, and then never checking it out? They call it "cart abandonment" in that industry, and it's something they try to minimize. Amazon does a good job, offering several methods to very quickly get your product purchased without jumping through many hoops.
H.
I could see that, like a "Fail to commit" kind of thing
They could make commercials using Sally Struthers, "For only ten cents a day, this shopping cart can have a home"
Dude, wth are you smoking there? [ROFL1]
DANGERTASTIC!
08-30-2011, 22:31
Lol nothing. It was just a funny thought. Seriously none of you guys have goofy shiit like that goin on upstairs?
My cousin and I used to get into these arguments, stupid nonsense arguments, it drove my aunt crazy cause we would do it at the dinner table too.
Stupid Semantical technicality bullshit, stuff like, Can you "touch" light, or we would take two words that are put together and move a letter, like, is it Spongebob Squarepants? or Spongebobs Quare pants. Or another time at work, we had to use Bay tickets, He asks me, "Now, is it Bay Tickets? Or Bait Ickets...dumbass
I dont remember everything but it got pretty ridiculous lol. And when one of us asked the other something it was like a challenge, almost like talkin shit lol
Lol nothing. It was just a funny thought. Seriously none of you guys have goofy shiit like that goin on upstairs?
My cousin and I used to get into these arguments, stupid nonsense arguments, it drove my aunt crazy cause we would do it at the dinner table too. Stupid Semantical technicality bullshit, stuff like, Can you "touch" light. I dont remember everything but it got pretty ridiculous lol
All the time like almost nightly... arguing the logistics of oatmeal as an acceptable food for lunch stuff like that. someone will eventually throw up their hands get pissed and leave.
probably should note i live alone though[Help]
Lol nothing. It was just a funny thought. Seriously none of you guys have goofy shiit like that goin on upstairs?
... And the scary part is - you've got guns. Holly shit!
[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
DANGERTASTIC!
08-30-2011, 22:39
... And the scary part is - you've got guns. Holly shit!
Haha, I know right? No for real though, if you guys knew me it would make sense. I know how it is trying to take someone by script on a screen, tones of voice make all the difference in the world
[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
mcantar18c
08-30-2011, 22:45
So Petsmart.... is it Pet's Mart, or Pet Smart? Seriously, I've wondered this for years.
DANGERTASTIC!
08-30-2011, 22:48
So Petsmart.... is it Pet's Mart, or Pet Smart? Seriously, I've wondered this for years.
! There you go! Lol, You would fit right in.
It would start with something like that, and turn into a 2 hour argument
[ROFL1]
And its Pets Mart, Its a "Mart" for pets, Just like Walmart, Its a "Mart" For walls
mcantar18c
08-30-2011, 22:52
And its Pets Mart, Its a "Mart" for pets, Just like Walmart, Its a "Mart" For walls
A mart for walls [ROFL1]
The Pets Mart argument makes sense... but from a marketing standpoint Pet Smart, like "coming here for your beloved pet is smart" or "we're pet-smart" (like street-smart) makes a lot of sense too.
DANGERTASTIC!
08-30-2011, 22:54
A mart for walls [ROFL1]
The Pets Mart argument makes sense... but from a marketing standpoint Pet Smart, like "coming here for your beloved pet is smart" or "we're pet-smart" (like street-smart) makes a lot of sense too.
No, No that doesnt make any sense at all. Dont tell anyone else you said that.
[LOL]
mcantar18c
08-30-2011, 22:56
SEE?! Fawking confusing! The "Petsmart" thing pops into my head sometimes and it really annoys me.
DANGERTASTIC!
08-30-2011, 23:00
SEE?! Fawking confusing! The "Petsmart" thing pops into my head sometimes and it really annoys me.
Hahaha Im kidding. No youre totally right. But its stuff JUST like that we would argue about.
When I was in 3rd grade I had to draw a picture of Ritz crackers, but I spelled it, Ritz Bitz. Get it? Like its the brand name but smaller? So I utilized the "Z" in Bits.
Anyway its Pets Mart, Just remember, "A Mart for Walls"
Lol nothing. It was just a funny thought. Seriously none of you guys have goofy shiit like that goin on upstairs?
If we were all birds, would we have a worm industry instead of a dairy industry?
Sharpienads
08-31-2011, 03:20
Holy shit!!! I nominate this as Best. Thread. Ever.
Is a zebra white with black stripes, or black with white stripes?
I too have wondered about Petsmart. I think it's meant to be ambiguous.
Maybe if you order shopping carts online, an alarm goes off in the warehouse and the workers know they need to get a shopping cart big enough to accomadate shopping carts. It would be cool if on a site like Amazon, if you ordered shopping carts off of it, if the little shopping cart icon got really big. That would be sweet.
There is a "Used Bookstore" in Englewood.
Sharpienads
08-31-2011, 04:31
Do they sell used books, or used bookstores?
That would be cool to sell something besides books at a used bookstore. That would really confuse people.
Do they sell used books, or used bookstores?
That would be cool to sell something besides books at a used bookstore. That would really confuse people.
I've asked them if the store was for sale. They didn't get it. The old sign and the new sign both say it the way I quoted it. On the other hand it is like most used book stores I have been in, well worn and kinda rundown. It definitely isn't a new 'used book store'. It's been there a while and shows it. Maybe what they really mean it is a used bookstore selling used books.
I'm quitting before I lose it.
Bailey Guns
08-31-2011, 06:37
... And the scary part is - you've got guns. Holly shit!
[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
Which reminds me... My guns haven't spoken to me for a couple of days. I wonder what's up? Why are they ignoring me?
Garage sale!!!!!! where you buy a cheap garage.
So Petsmart.... is it Pet's Mart, or Pet Smart? Seriously, I've wondered this for years.
Remember, Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart
H.
DANGERTASTIC!
08-31-2011, 10:06
Do they sell used books, or used bookstores?
That would be cool to sell something besides books at a used bookstore. That would really confuse people.
Lol see! You guys are gettin it now. Everyone thought I was on crack! Haha.
What if youre on Ebay and you buy a car...does someone put the car you just bought in a shopping cart?
The real question is how many shopping carts do you have saved with items you want to buy, you thought about buying but forgot about, or things you wish you could buy but can't afford or justify at this time?
DANGERTASTIC!
08-31-2011, 14:46
The real question is how many shopping carts do you have saved with items you want to buy, you thought about buying but forgot about, or things you wish you could buy but can't afford or justify at this time?
Alot. I have an ongoing "Cart" for the past year. I keep them around to remember what I want.
I also conveniently keep the page with my cart open....on my girlfriends computer, just in case she wants to buy me a new light or sling lol
Remember, Shop Smart, Shop S-Mart
YES! I love the Evil Dead!
I imagine somewhere there is a database containing all the shit that you put into a shopping cart and didn't buy... hehe shoppin gcart, now you got me doing it. One I just came up with while drinking my Gatorade: Low Calorie, or Lowca Lorie (properly spelled Loca Lorie- like crazy Lorie for our south-of-the-border friends).
DANGERTASTIC!
08-31-2011, 15:49
YES! I love the Evil Dead!
I imagine somewhere there is a database containing all the shit that you put into a shopping cart and didn't buy... hehe shoppin gcart, now you got me doing it. One I just came up with while drinking my Gatorade: Low Calorie, or Lowca Lorie (properly spelled Loca Lorie- like crazy Lorie for our south-of-the-border friends).
Now is it Data Base? OR Date Abase
This thread reminds me of a couple friends from high school. They were twins. They liked to have conversations where they didn't complete all the sentences. Something like this:
1st twin- "Have you"
2nd twin- "I just"
1st- "But I"
2nd- "Sorry I'll get to"
1st- "That will be"
They would also finish each other's sentences with total nonsense.
People would ask them about it. They would reply that because they were twins they were psychically connected and didn't need as many words as normal people.
Some of us 'normal' people started doing it too. Things got real wacky at times.
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