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DANGERTASTIC!
08-31-2011, 21:15
Why is it okay for the wives but not us? How is it okay?
How is it that when you shave and a few whiskers...1/32" long in the sink or on the top of the sink is like a national emergency. But then you go take a shower and you see THIS!!!!
http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j468/Danger131/DSC01110.jpg
GROSS!!
http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j468/Danger131/DSC01109.jpg
Its HAIR!! From our "Better" halves. Why do they do it? Better yet, why do they do it and think its better than small little tiny hairs from our face?
Or the best part, they pull it from the drain, reach the SAME distance to the CORNER of the tub/tile as it is to the trash can! Lol
Women...cant live with 'em...cant hunt them like Coyotes [ROFL1]
sneakerd
08-31-2011, 21:34
Easy there big fella. [NoClue]
You'll never win the argument.
Great-Kazoo
08-31-2011, 21:35
hopefully that was from her head............
sneakerd
08-31-2011, 21:37
[Puke]
And how old are you?
If you are late it's YOUR fault.
If she is late it is YOUR fault.
If the car breaks down 10 miles away from home it is YOUR fault.
If she forgets her cell phone or anything else it is YOUR fault.
MAN UP this is what Love is all about.
Now clean the shower.
streetglideok
08-31-2011, 21:41
Why is it okay for the wives but not us? How is it okay?
How is it that when you shave and a few whiskers...1/32" long in the sink or on the top of the sink is like a national emergency. But then you go take a shower and you see THIS!!!!
http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j468/Danger131/DSC01110.jpg
GROSS!!
http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j468/Danger131/DSC01109.jpg
Its HAIR!! From our "Better" halves. Why do they do it? Better yet, why do they do it and think its better than small little tiny hairs from our face?
Or the best part, they pull it from the drain, reach the SAME distance to the CORNER of the tub/tile as it is to the trash can! Lol
Women...cant live with 'em...cant hunt them like Coyotes [ROFL1]
Jesus is my exwife living with you?lol. She used to shed like that. And, she made a stink about my shaving as well!
DANGERTASTIC!
08-31-2011, 21:47
hopefully that was from her head............
No shes French. She cant wear a Bikini [ROFL1]
Kidding...its from her head lol
DANGERTASTIC!
08-31-2011, 21:48
And how old are you?
If you are late it's YOUR fault.
If she is late it is YOUR fault.
If the car breaks down 10 miles away from home it is YOUR fault.
If she forgets her cell phone or anything else it is YOUR fault.
MAN UP this is what Love is all about.
Now clean the shower.
I already know all that. HAHA. I did
argonstrom
08-31-2011, 21:50
Why is it okay for the wives but not us? How is it okay?
How is it that when you shave and a few whiskers...1/32" long in the sink or on the top of the sink is like a national emergency. But then you go take a shower and you see THIS!!!!
GROSS!!
Its HAIR!! From our "Better" halves. Why do they do it? Better yet, why do they do it and think its better than small little tiny hairs from our face?
Or the best part, they pull it from the drain, reach the SAME distance to the CORNER of the tub/tile as it is to the trash can! Lol
Women...cant live with 'em...cant hunt them like Coyotes [ROFL1]
May I suggest talking to her, sucking it up, or marriage counseling instead of bitching about it on the internet?
DANGERTASTIC!
08-31-2011, 21:52
May I suggest talking to her, sucking it up, or marriage counseling instead of bitching about it on the internet?
Ya man, its just a joke. We goof about it all the time. Its really not a big deal.
I never meant to come across as bitching or whining, it really doenst bother me....just funny
I can produce the same pictures of that. How often do you have to clear the drain in the tub?
I'm so used to it, that when I go to fast food, when she's not even around, and find a 30 inch black hair in the very middle of my burrito, I just eat it. I get FANTASTIC breakfast, lunch, and dinners every day, but there is a hair in there so often that I don't even stop to think that it might be someone else's any more.
Big Wall
08-31-2011, 21:53
No doubt! And then who has to pull the rat's nest out of the drain when it clogs?
DANGERTASTIC!
08-31-2011, 21:55
I can produce the same pictures of that. How often do you have to clear the drain in the tub?
I'm so used to it, that when I go to fast food, when she's not even around, and find a 30 inch black hair in the very middle of my burrito, I just eat it. I get FANTASTIC breakfast, lunch, and dinners every day, but there is a hair in there so often that I don't even stop to think that it might be someone else's any more.
Im the same way, I just eat it, I dont even care anymore lol.
Today same thing, reach into my wallet an pulled out a 20"hair lol
DANGERTASTIC!
08-31-2011, 21:57
No doubt! And then who has to pull the rat's nest out of the drain when it clogs?
Her, hahaha. except for some reason its easier to put on the wall where it "Sticks" rather than risk a throw to the trash can, it might hang up on her fingers and hit the floor instead lol
Colorado Luckydog
08-31-2011, 21:57
She didn't do that in my shower.[ROFL1]
What a stupid post!
mcantar18c
08-31-2011, 22:16
Ya know what's worse?
Finding your ex's hair places. Pillow case, hat, couch....
sneakerd
08-31-2011, 22:23
[Puke]
Scanker19
08-31-2011, 22:26
I had to just unfuck my vacuum cause someone is molting.
The way to fix this is shave in the shower. That's what I do. Havent used shaving cream for years. Works amazing. I wouldn't try it if you have a bears or goatee or long sideburns
DANGERTASTIC!
08-31-2011, 22:42
She didn't do that in my shower.[ROFL1]
What a stupid post!
Your moms basement has a shower??? SWEET! [ROFL1]
Ya know what's worse?
Finding your ex's hair places. Pillow case, hat, couch....
Even worse current female friend finds said ex's hair. ya try talking your way outta that one.
mcantar18c
08-31-2011, 23:29
Even worse current female friend finds said ex's hair. ya try talking your way outta that one.
LOL... I very rarely get serious with women so I don't have to worry about that too much, the girls that are around to find my ex's hair don't mater enough to bother trying to talk my way out of anything.
LOL... I very rarely get serious with women so I don't have to worry about that too much, the girls that are around to find my ex's hair don't mater enough to bother trying to talk my way out of anything.
Quite the mood killer in my experince[ROFL1]
It has really become easier to date women with the same hair color.
mcantar18c
08-31-2011, 23:42
It has really become easier to date women with the same hair color.
[ROFL1] Keepin things simple, I like it.
My most recent ex was a blonde, before that a redhead, before that a dirty blonde and a brunette before her.
[ROFL1] Keepin things simple, I like it.
My most recent ex was a blonde, before that a redhead, before that a dirty blonde and a brunette before her.
Eh fat girls know that they complain they're out the door!!!
Remember chubby chicks need lovin too[Coffee]
KevDen2005
09-01-2011, 07:43
I can produce the same pictures of that. How often do you have her clean the tub?
I'm so used to it, that when I go to fast food, when she's not even around, and find a 30 inch black hair in the very middle of my burrito, I just eat it. I get FANTASTIC breakfast, lunch, and dinners every day, but there is a hair in there so often that I don't even stop to think that it might be someone else's any more.
Fixed it for you [ROFL1]
LOL... I very rarely get serious with women so I don't have to worry about that too much, the girls that are around to find my ex's hair don't mater enough to bother trying to talk my way out of anything.
I'm in the same boat with you- if I have a relationship longer than a week there might be something seriously wrong with her head... either that or she's waay too clingy!
Eh fat girls know that they complain they're out the door!!!
Remember chubby chicks need lovin too[Coffee]
They do, but just not from this guy! I don't even let the fat chicks see the door. Call me what you will, but I find grossly overweight to be the most disgusting thing. I'd rather she be a skin and bones meth riddled slut than some behemoth that might break me.
hollohas
09-01-2011, 10:27
Funny post cause it's true. Mine does the EXACT same thing. I shave in the shower now just to make sure I don't leave any little whiskers in the sink.
I had to just unfuck my vacuum cause someone is molting.
I have to do that shit too. Binds up the brush.
After my daughter was born my wife's hair was falling out in handfuls. I thought for sure she would be as bald as my new-born daughter within two weeks. Alas, and thank God, she never lost it all nor could I even notice there was less on her head, but it was like my house was a barber shop floor. Hair EVERYWHERE. Still don't know how she was able to loose seemingly pounds of hair without it being noticeable.
May I suggest talking to her, sucking it up, or marriage counseling instead of bitching about it on the internet?
Those of us who are married already know everything is our fault and most of us suck it up, but if the guy can't bitch about it here, then WTF? Joking about these things is good for marriage.
DANGERTASTIC!
09-01-2011, 10:34
Lol I know, WHY are little tiny hairs in the sink gross but big snaking hairs on the wall okay hahaha.
Big Wall
09-01-2011, 20:29
After my daughter was born my wife's hair was falling out in handfuls. I thought for sure she would be as bald as my new-born daughter within two weeks. Alas, and thank God, she never lost it all nor could I even notice there was less on her head, but it was like my house was a barber shop floor. Hair EVERYWHERE. Still don't know how she was able to loose seemingly pounds of hair without it being noticeable.
When women are pregnant, something about the hormone change makes them quit losing hair like they normally would. Once they have the baby and the hormones go back to normal they lose all the hair they would have lost if they hadn't been pregnant.
Big Wall
09-01-2011, 20:31
Her, hahaha. except for some reason its easier to put on the wall where it "Sticks" rather than risk a throw to the trash can, it might hang up on her fingers and hit the floor instead lol
I'm the designated drain uncloger at my house.
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