Mtn.man
09-06-2011, 19:10
Doing 65 in a 35, John knew he was in trouble when the cop pulled in behind him with the roof lights on. Figuring he could just lose the cop, he gunned it. 80, 90, 100, 110 he couldn't shake the cop. Giving up he pulled over.
The cop approached John,"Give me one damn good reason why I shouldn't give you the biggest ticket this world has ever seen."
"Well," he stated, "Just last week my wife ran off with a cop."
"SO WHAT!!!" the cop screamed.
"I thought you were trying to bring her back."
[ROFL1]
The cop approached John,"Give me one damn good reason why I shouldn't give you the biggest ticket this world has ever seen."
"Well," he stated, "Just last week my wife ran off with a cop."
"SO WHAT!!!" the cop screamed.
"I thought you were trying to bring her back."
[ROFL1]