This applies to some here

[Mtn.man]

TMI is never enough LOL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iloD6An16hs

[KevDen2005]

What are you talking 'bout, I stopped wiping and never felt better

[Ranger]

That was pretty funny :).

[Byte Stryke]

rubbing myself between 2 warm Hard disks drives feels great...


[ROFL1]

[KevDen2005]

rubbing myself between 2 warm Hard disks drives feels great...


[ROFL1]

Oh I bet it does, and now I'm gonna try it

[Mtn.man]

We would have better posts/topics if it were'nt for the hemorrhoids.

[Ranger]

rubbing myself between 2 warm Hard disks drives feels great...


[ROFL1]

Then I don't even WANT to know what you are doing with your floppy.... :)

[TFOGGER]

I'm a motorcycle mechanic...it ALWAYS sounds like I have Tourette's when I'm working in the shop...

[Byte Stryke]

I'm a motorcycle mechanic...it ALWAYS sounds like I have Tourette's when I'm working in the shop...

I had a video my wife took of me setting up my Lee progressive and trying to get it tuned in...

taught Little Byte 4 new words that night...


[ROFL1]

[DFBrews]

I'm a motorcycle mechanic...it ALWAYS sounds like I have Tourette's when I'm working in the shop...

All mechanics are that way. It must be in the job description

[Ronin13]

I had a video my wife took of me setting up my Lee progressive and trying to get it tuned in...

taught Little Byte 4 new words that night...


[ROFL1]

Gosh they grow up so fast- just seems like yesterday my neighbors kid's had no idea "****ing **** a ****** **** in the ***" existed... [LOL]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

All mechanics are that way. It must be in the job description
I know alot of us are "Geared" that way!! [Coffee]I am.

[Mtn.man]

And to think my wife thinks I am the only person that bitches when working on shit.

[mcantar18c]

All mechanics are that way. It must be in the job description

When beating the crap out of the customer's vehicle will get you fired, language is the next best thing.
We should have a "Shop Stories" thread.

[Mtn.man]

Yeah mf'n, gd, sob, stupid ass engineers that came up with this mf'n asshole place to put this mf'n, pos sensor.
Outa have his ass tared and feathered pos sob probably voted for obama the mf'r.


What are you screem'n about down there?


Nut'n huny.

[DFBrews]

Yeah mf'n, gd, sob, stupid ass engineers that came up with this mf'n asshole place to put this mf'n, pos sensor.
Outa have his ass tared and feathered pos sob probably voted for obama the mf'r.


What are you screem'n about down there?


Nut'n huny.

[ROFL2][ROFL2] SO true

have to add in about hoping the mechanic that must have nailed the engineers wife made it worth it.


And mcantar... ya million dollar rv and cust sees you slide underneath with an 8 lb sledge things get touchy mighty quick

[Mtn.man]

The multi purpose tool in our shop.

[Byte Stryke]

who the F*** had the dumba$$ idea to put a F***ing plug behind a Gawd@***ed Frame you have to jack up the whole F****ing truck and remove the CO**$***ing fender and the CO**$***ing steering shaft just to to change a Muthaf***ing SPARKPLUG!

all of this and your "Special" wobbly 4' double jointed 3/8" Drive sparkplug socket achieves orbit.
Small animals are running away and crickets won't chirp


Bonus points if you can tell me what truck I am referring to

[DFBrews]

who the F*** had the dumba$$ idea to put a F***ing plug behind a Gawd@***ed Frame you have to jack up the whole F****ing truck and remove the CO**$***ing fender and the CO**$***ing steering shaft just to to change a Muthaf***ing SPARKPLUG!

all of this and your "Special" wobbly 4' double jointed 3/8" Drive sparkplug socket achieves orbit.
Small animals are running away and crickets won't chirp


Bonus points if you can tell me what truck I am referring to

blazer with vortec

[Byte Stryke]

98 blazer



WINNER!!!
(Close enough)

http://i1092.photobucket.com/albums/i410/Guy_Bennett/Cars%20and%20trucks/IMG_0441-1.jpg

[GunsRBadMMMMKay]

I'm a motorcycle mechanic...it ALWAYS sounds like I have Tourette's when I'm working in the shop...

Same here...not motorcycles, just the wrenching and obscenities [ROFL1] (Guess I should have read the entire thread...seems we all have something in common. F'in engineers - though the sad part is a lot of it is designed by computers anymore. I am convinced that machines hate humanity, much like the terminator series LOLZ)

[Big Wall]

My wife knows that my other personalities come out when I'm wrenchin'. I had to pull the front end of her VW Passat off just to replace the alternator.

[TFOGGER]

Most of the bikes I work on are Japanese, Italian, or German. Is it a coincidence that they are all a bitch to work on, and all of these countries were defeated by us in WWII?

[LOL]

[Scanker19]

I want to be a bottle of Fanta.