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brokenscout
09-12-2011, 10:09
Why is everyone such a badass when their on the computer?[Coffee]
sneakerd
09-12-2011, 10:14
I can't speak for others, but I'm just trying to be more like Byte Stryke.
[Sofa]
Mofo, if you only knew how big a badass I am you'd poop your shift key.
http://www.hdforums.com/forum/attachments/the-general-b-s-forum/124447d1277399216-where-is-that-keyboard-commando-pic-keyboardcommando.jpg
[Stooge]
cause I own the internet. al gore may have invented it, but I own this bitch!
Why is everyone such a badass when their on the computer?[Coffee]
Or on their phone, or a moving vehicle, or...............
BushMasterBoy
09-12-2011, 10:24
Why is everyone such a badass when their on the computer?[Coffee]Who specifically? I'm too busy flying the earth around the sun...(it ain't me)
I'm 20 pounds lighter, 20 years younger, and 20 times stronger when I'm behind a keyboard...which would make me 45 pounds overweight, decrepit, and weak as a newborn kitten in real life...
brokenscout
09-12-2011, 10:26
Mofo, if you only knew how big a badass I am you'd poop your shift key.
http://www.hdforums.com/forum/attachments/the-general-b-s-forum/124447d1277399216-where-is-that-keyboard-commando-pic-keyboardcommando.jpg
[Stooge]
Thats funny,
Not_A_Llama
09-12-2011, 10:31
An apostrophe doesn't mean "Look out, here comes an S!"
They're
BPTactical
09-12-2011, 10:39
I'm 20 pounds lighter, 20 years younger, and 20 times stronger when I'm behind a keyboard...which would make me 45 pounds overweight, decrepit, and weak as a newborn kitten in real life...
No-THAT is funny!
I think keyboard commandos are "Badasses" because there typically is no accountability. Hell a 14 yo kid can call out a a genuine badass and never have to put "there money where their mouth is".
Anonymity.
Byte Stryke
09-12-2011, 10:46
I can't speak for others, but I'm just trying to be more like Byte Stryke.
[Sofa]
I Dont try to be Bad-ass
Bad asses try to be me.
[ROFL1]
In all honesty though, I did pull out an ATM/Safe and load it on a truck before 1000 hrs today.
Picked that motherfucker up, put it in my pocket and walked away.
Opie011 was all like...
[Eek1]
Bailey Guns
09-12-2011, 10:57
Because I have a Tactical Computer. It's black and has lots of velcro....and MOLLE webbing.
DeusExMachina
09-12-2011, 11:01
An apostrophe doesn't mean "Look out, here comes an S!"
They're
[Beer]
You had better watch your tone or I'm switching to CAPS-LOCK!! Bunch of punks
I am twice a hard in real life!
I have thought forums could use a resume feature, a little button to tap that reads off age, previous work, criminal history and such. Might weed out a lot of tough guys if they realize they are arguing with people who know more about a topic.
argonstrom
09-12-2011, 11:09
cause I own the internet. al gore may have invented it, but I own this bitch!
Wait... I don't seem to recall that conversation.
DANGERTASTIC!
09-12-2011, 11:28
Because I have a Tactical Computer. It's black and has lots of velcro....and MOLLE webbing.
Thats funny and cool. MY computer IS a gun, I strike a series of keystrokes and it folds out and BAM!!! AMMO INSIDE BITCH! lol[ROFL1]
because they are silly enough to think that you will never meet in person
Because I have a Tactical Computer. It's black and has lots of velcro....and MOLLE webbing.
That is f-ing hilarious! [ROFL3]
I am the opposite. I don't talk sh!t online (much) but look scary in person! Its why children and small dogs run away from me! But in reality, I am just a big tall pansy! [ROFL1]
That is f-ing hilarious! [ROFL3]
I am the opposite. I don't talk sh!t online (much) but look scary in person! Its why children and small dogs run away from me! But in reality, I am just a big tall pansy! [ROFL1]
I think you look crazy friendly in person! maybe my size helps with that?... graves on the other hand. I don't even get out of my car when we met. I just drop my stuff on the ground out of my window, then I pick up the envelope he leaves on the ground after he leaves! Dude is scary! Nice truck by the way graves
jerrymrc
09-12-2011, 12:25
because they are silly enough to think that you will never meet in person
Ding! The ones that are the baddest NEVER show up to events, shoots and shows. [Coffee]
Twinscrewed05gt
09-12-2011, 12:30
Hahaha! There is some funny shite here!
airborneranger
09-12-2011, 12:31
The ones that drive me nuts are the Fobbits who post on here about all of the things they saw while deployed. It was so horrible for them, eating in a DFAC everyday and watching cable TV. They should know that many of us actually know what their MOS is and what it means. Just because you deployed doesn't mean that you saw shit.
Mobat555
09-12-2011, 12:40
Why is everyone such a badass when their on the computer?[Coffee]
"God made man, but Samuel Colt made them equal,"
Guns were one of the first equalizers, followed by Karl Friedrich Benz inventing the gasoline automobile. Then followed by John Presper Eckert & John W. Mauchly with the computer.
With a gun, car, or computer it appears to not matter how strong, fast, or tough you are while using them you feel beyond reproach.
"God made man, but Samuel Colt made them equal,"
Guns were one of the first equalizers, followed by Karl Friedrich Benz inventing the gasoline automobile. Then followed by John Presper Eckert & John W. Mauchly with the computer.
With a gun, car, or computer it appears to not matter how strong, fast, or tough you are while using them you feel beyond reproach.
and thats why i try to remember that
shooting is fun but being shot at sucks
i enjoy driving but hate accidents
while banter can be fun sometimes feelings are hurt
while banter can be fun sometimes feelings are hurt
But I don't even like you man. [Neene1]
A picture of me in action...not actual size...
http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/Maximumbob54/InternetCommando.jpg
Sweet. There is hope of finding tac gear that will fit me yet! [ROFL1]
A picture of me in action...not actual size...
http://i1176.photobucket.com/albums/x333/Maximumbob54/InternetCommando.jpg
Mobat555
09-12-2011, 14:17
Sweet. There is hope of finding tac gear that will fit me yet! [ROFL1]
You have nothing to worry about, the gear definitely exists.
http://i.imgur.com/lHL9ul.jpg
You sure? Its looks like he's sucking it in!
You have nothing to worry about, the gear definitely exists.
http://i.imgur.com/lHL9ul.jpg
sneakerd
09-12-2011, 14:22
Holy she-ite!!
Mobat555
09-12-2011, 14:24
You sure? Its looks like he's sucking it in!
Trying to hurt my feelings eh?
Trying to hurt my feelings eh?
Nope. Commiserating!
trlcavscout
09-12-2011, 14:34
You have nothing to worry about, the gear definitely exists.
http://i.imgur.com/lHL9ul.jpg
That guy is obviously a high speed operator [ROFL1] I would stand back though that belt is about to give!
That guy is obviously a high speed operator [ROFL1] I would stand back though that belt is about to give!
It's a riggers belt, it's meant to hold hundreds of pounds... but yes, it's probably nearing capacity for it's tinsel strength! [LOL]
I had heard Triple Canopy had lowered their standards for employment, but damn!
In all honesty though, I did pull out an ATM/Safe and load it on a truck before 1000 hrs today.
Picked that motherfucker up, put it in my pocket and walked away.
Opie011 was all like...
[Eek1]
Yea it was pretty impressive but again Byte, it only weighed about 1500lbs!![Beer]
Oh and I meant what I said before we parted...stop pissing people off, their feelers will get hurt[BooHoo]
But I don't even like you man. [Neene1]now thats funny [ROFL1]
sneakerd
09-12-2011, 16:53
No wonder he's wearing a riggers belt, needs the extra strength.
you guys should not pick on him , he is in perfect shape
remember
round is a shape
SA Friday
09-12-2011, 17:45
Ding! The ones that are the baddest NEVER show up to events, shoots and shows. [Coffee]
What if the show up to your house? [Coffee]
What if the show up to your house? [Coffee]
then they just made it that much easier to teach them some manners [Tooth]
Byte Stryke
09-12-2011, 17:59
Ding! The ones that are the baddest NEVER show up to events, shoots and shows. [Coffee]
well now I know we aren't talking about me.
at the last Tanner some of you guys were like "WTF Byte, Go home man... play with your kid or pick on a window-licker on the internet er something..."
And Opie011... I only pick on the weak ones and the ones I like :D
DSB OUTDOORS
09-12-2011, 18:53
You have nothing to worry about, the gear definitely exists.
http://i.imgur.com/lHL9ul.jpg
That kinda looks like Byte Stryke!! Hey Guy you lost some weight!! [LOL] [Beer]
jerrymrc
09-12-2011, 20:11
then they just made it that much easier to teach them some manners [Tooth]
But you were here just yesterday. [Coffee]
jerrymrc
09-12-2011, 20:22
well now I know we aren't talking about me.
at the last Tanner some of you guys were like "WTF Byte, Go home man... play with your kid or pick on a window-licker on the internet er something..."
And Opie011... I only pick on the weak ones and the ones I like :D
Never thought about you. Your just a pain in the Mods ass because even though you know what you are about to post is wrong you do it anyway knowing full well that it will cause a ruckus and most of the time it does. :)
Not saying that it is right or wrong but the crowd mentality takes over and in the flusher it goes. ;) Rodger may be gone but his spirit lives on. [Coffee]
Relax bros, I never claimed I was a badass! Just remember: it's not my fault that you suck! Ha, just kidding.
I have to say, I've met several of y'all and really appreciated the times. Good folks on this board and some VERY knowledgeable folks that we don't take enough advantage of. Some said it's always the folks who don't show up for events. I've been to one or two but the times or money always keeps me away. I had a BLAST at that one prairie dog shoot Hoser put on once but I felt like I just wasted everyone's time because I had so many questions I couldn't get answered... I still haven't had a chance to stretch out past 200 much on my rifle... Boo
One day, one day. At least I finally have a job now and can start saving up for stuff, hopefully.
Seamonkey
09-12-2011, 22:48
Why is everyone such a badass when their on the computer?[Coffee]
because they are silly enough to think that you will never meet in person
+1 the biggest "badass" I ever met didn't weight more than 100 pounds with boots on yet was the one to tell everyone else "how it was"
The ones that drive me nuts are the Fobbits who post on here about all of the things they saw while deployed. It was so horrible for them, eating in a DFAC everyday and watching cable TV. They should know that many of us actually know what their MOS is and what it means. Just because you deployed doesn't mean that you saw shit.
I was a Fobbit for a couple years. Glad you could call home or access e-mail when you got back to the FOB. Thankfully I was able to pull whatever little weight a scum bag civilian could pull to correct the situation to restore "COMS" and not let your military leadership take control. Glad I could yell or scream at DISA for you to restore COMS while you were outside the fence to restore your "X"NET so you could protect my chow hall or, perhaps, call in (gods forbid) a medevac or more firepower.
Personally I really didn't see shit. Mostly heard. Hard to see rockets coming at you in the dark. Never saw combat, hope never to see combat. But I do know the sound of a rocket flying over my head or a mortar hitting close. And bullets. Those are always fun to hear hit near your head.
Sorry if I sound upset but so tired of people thinking us civilians sat on our backsides and jerked off all day. I was one of the few people fighting your Captain, Major and up to Col to keep COM lines open, functioning so people like you could have phone lines and Internet service when you came back to the FOB to call home/email.
BlasterBob
09-13-2011, 11:34
Sure would be nice if there was a sticky that us older guns (very mature guys) could check to see what the hell all these modern abbreviations really mean. When I see FOBBIT, FOB, COMS, DISA, XNET, DFAC I realize that I am really behind the times. Only one that I recognize is MOS and that's only because I had earned one of those while in the U.S. Army MANY MANY years ago.[Help]
I now wonder if some "youngster" is going to suggest that I just go back to my recliner and take a nap and not be so concerned about all this modern shit (terminology).
Wait...Roger's gone?
ETA: NM, looked it up. Damn.
Mobat555
09-13-2011, 12:20
Sure would be nice if there was a sticky that us older guns (very mature guys) could check to see what the hell all these modern abbreviations really mean. When I see FOBBIT, FOB, COMS, DISA, XNET, DFAC I realize that I am really behind the times. Only one that I recognize is MOS and that's only because I had earned one of those while in the U.S. Army MANY MANY years ago.[Help]
I now wonder if some "youngster" is going to suggest that I just go back to my recliner and take a nap and not be so concerned about all this modern shit (terminology).
Makes you feel any better I am 33 and have no clue what any of those are (except coms pertaining to communications).
I could render you comatose with one slap across the forehead my limp ePenis.
I could render you comatose with one slap across the forehead my limp ePenis.
The thought of ePenis makes me wish I was already comatose! Stupid reading gets me into trouble[Tooth]
Ding! The ones that are the baddest NEVER show up to events, shoots and shows. [Coffee]
I don't show up to events, shoots and shows... can you milk me Greg?
[ROFL3]
The thought of ePenis makes me wish I was already supine and waiting! Stupid reading gets me all worked into a froth [Tooth]
Fixed this for you. [ROFL1]
jerrymrc
09-13-2011, 15:21
Sure would be nice if there was a sticky that us older guns (very mature guys) could check to see what the hell all these modern abbreviations really mean. When I see FOBBIT, FOB, COMS, DISA, XNET, DFAC I realize that I am really behind the times. Only one that I recognize is MOS and that's only because I had earned one of those while in the U.S. Army MANY MANY years ago.[Help]
I now wonder if some "youngster" is going to suggest that I just go back to my recliner and take a nap and not be so concerned about all this modern shit (terminology).
4 of those apply to your time or a couple were a little later. Every era had it's own acronyms for the same thing. FOBBIT was a REMF in my day. FOB was a fire base and FOB was in use. COMS are communications, DISA and XNET are for the Computer side of things that drive the current Military and DFAC you know as the Chow hall.[Coffee]
Byte Stryke
09-13-2011, 15:42
That kinda looks like Byte Stryke!! Hey Guy you lost some weight!! [LOL] [Beer]
go fuck yourself...
HARD
DSB OUTDOORS
09-13-2011, 15:48
go fuck yourself...
HARD
Just funnin with you Guy!! You know that. [ROFL1] I couldn't help my self. [Coffee]
Byte Stryke
09-13-2011, 15:50
Just funnin with you Guy!! You know that. [ROFL1] I couldn't help my self. [Coffee]
which is why I gave you instruction.
[ROFL1]
DSB OUTDOORS
09-13-2011, 15:53
Thanks for not adding detailed pics!![ROFL1] [Beer]
But you were here just yesterday. [Coffee]looks like you missed an opportunity [ROFL1]
Byte Stryke
09-13-2011, 16:24
That kinda looks like Byte Stryke!! Hey Guy you lost some weight!! [LOL]
go fuck yourself...
HARD
Just funnin with you Guy!! You know that. [ROFL1][B] I couldn't help my self. [Coffee]
which is why I gave you instruction.
[ROFL1]
HA
I Win the Thread.. I made Graves laugh.
[LOL]
Mick-Boy
09-13-2011, 19:43
The thing I've noticed in the last few years is that the "internet tough-guy" is bleeding over into real life too.
It's my firm belief that people need to get punched in the mouth for talking shit every now and then... it keeps us honest.
sneakerd
09-13-2011, 19:46
I like you man.
DSB OUTDOORS
09-13-2011, 19:48
I Win the Thread.. I made Graves laugh.
[LOL]
Thanks Mike!! Now Byte thinks he has one over on me. Not!! Ohh theres time Guy!! There is time!! [ROFL1]
That wasn't a laugh!! It was Ha as in [B]what's next?? Not a Ha Ha. Or a [ROFL1] [LOL]!! Little sensitive about you're weight?? Huuuummmm??? [Tooth]
The thing I've noticed in the last few years is that the "internet tough-guy" is bleeding over into real life too.
It's my firm belief that people need to get punched in the mouth for talking shit every now and then... it keeps them honest.i was talking to someone about this the other day . it turns out that most folks have never been punched in the face . then i realized thats why everyone is so rude. the more we thought about it we realized that most people under 30 have never been smacked by their own parents , witch is where all the rudeness comes from from the younger folks . i come from a time and place where if you messed up too bad you got dads belt or grandmas hanger or extension cord .
Thanks Mike!! Now Byte thinks he has one over on me. Not!! Ohh theres time Guy!! There is time!! [ROFL1]
That wasn't a laugh!! It was Ha as in [B]what's next?? Not a Ha Ha. Or a [ROFL1] [LOL]!! Little sensitive about you're weight?? Huuuummmm??? [Tooth]hell getting a ha out of graves is about as good as it gets . so id say byte wins this thread . better luck next time dsb [ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
Byte Stryke
09-13-2011, 19:59
Thanks Mike!! Now Byte thinks he has one over on me. Not!! Ohh theres time Guy!! There is time!! [ROFL1]
That wasn't a laugh!! It was Ha as in [B]what's next?? Not a Ha Ha. Or a [ROFL1] [LOL]!! Little sensitive about you're weight?? Huuuummmm??? [Tooth]
yeah... yeah I Am
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[you]
notice lack of smiley
DSB OUTDOORS
09-13-2011, 20:09
hell getting a ha out of graves is about as good as it gets . so id say byte wins this thread . better luck next time dsb [ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1]
Don't feed the bears damnit you'll get bit! [Tooth]
yeah... yeah I Am
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[you]
notice lack of smiley
Ahha. Come on Byte, Buck up little camper!! I to am Husky. Steped on the scale yesterday and weighed in at 185lbs. 5'8" should be about 165lbs ish. [Bang]
Byte Stryke
09-13-2011, 20:16
Don't feed the bears damnit you'll get bit! [Tooth]
Ahha. Come on Byte, Buck up little camper!! I to am Husky. Steped on the scale yesterday and weighed in at 185lbs. 5'8" should be about 165lbs ish. [Bang]
I take shits heavier than you.
I weighed 185 in Junior high
"Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?"
g7LWANJFHEs
Don't feed the bears damnit you'll get bit! [Tooth]
hell didnt you know this is the keyboard commando thread ?so that must mean that i not only kicked ass in ww1 but also kicked some bosh ass in ww2 while still finding time to fight the japanese , then in korea i musta killed me 700 chinese with my 1911 and in vietnam i got me 400 vc with nothing but my wit and a tooth pick ...oh wait ... thats right i was not born till 75 [Bang][ROFL1][ROFL1]
Ahha. Come on Byte, Buck up little camper!! I to am Husky. Steped on the scale yesterday and weighed in at 185lbs. 5'8" should be about 165lbs ish. [Bang]wow dsb you weight about the same as me and im like twice your height shorty [ROFL1]
DSB OUTDOORS
09-13-2011, 20:22
I take shits heavier than you.
I weighed 185 in Junior high
"Well, Clarice - have the lambs stopped screaming?"
No wonder the lambs are screaming Byte. You tore em a new Bleeeeeep!! Their afraid! Very afraid!! They like the velcro gloves you made for em????
I think I was 185lbs in elementary school. We should start a 'Post your weight' thread. [Stooge]
DSB OUTDOORS
09-13-2011, 20:37
I think I was 185lbs in elementary school. We should start a 'Post your weight' thread. [Stooge]
Tacticaly padded thread, you mean!! I was called Husky today by a very good looking woman. She said her husban was much Hushier than I was. [Tooth]
The thing I've noticed in the last few years is that the "internet tough-guy" is bleeding over into real life too.
It's my firm belief that people need to get punched in the mouth for talking shit every now and then... it keeps us honest.
OMG.......I just shit my pantz[ROFL1]
tmleadr03
09-13-2011, 20:55
I think I was 185lbs in elementary school. We should start a 'Post your weight' thread. [Stooge]
Hell, I am 220 and 5'9". And I am in great shape.
Round is a shape right?
Hell, I am 220 and 5'9". And I am in great shape.
Round is a shape right?
Yeah, just like pear is a shape. *steps away from mirror*
i was talking to someone about this the other day . it turns out that most folks have never been punched in the face . then i realized thats why everyone is so rude.
Have to say, I am OK with all this Face-Punch-Logic
I'm almost 30, 28 still, and I have been punched in the face a bunch, I was a dumb kid, and I mean DUMB. My wife thinks I'm awful polite now, hell check my feed back (http://www.co-ar15.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16088), you can see, people agree, all those beatings made me the man I am today. Thanks, Stuart, Mirza, Omhead (hell if I know how to spell this dudes name, but my split lip scar will never forget you O'Mead), Owen, Jess and Pat, you guys were great for really letting me know I was a turd. [Tooth] Oh and Ben, I still have to get that tooth put back together.
Pro Tip: night stick + face = dentist doesn't hassle you about flossing
[PoPo]
I never punched you Mat.
Maybe you should have. Mat would be even more polite!
Mick-Boy
09-14-2011, 04:48
I made the "punched in the face" comment only partially in jest. There is a large and growing segment of the population that has never been forced to learn that there are consequences for the words they choose to speak. They think "freedom of speech" means they can run their mouth with impunity.
Stop holding people accountable and this is where it goes, and I don't think we're anywhere near the bottom yet. This kind of thing is going to get worse before it gets better.
I'm not proud to admit it but my face has stopped a few punches but I gotta say... not as bad as most people think; I've done worse to myself.
twitchyfinger
09-14-2011, 18:05
Ran across this on another forum:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14898564
Seems to be a little extreme to me.
jerrymrc
09-14-2011, 19:22
Ran across this on another forum:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14898564
Seems to be a little extreme to me.
Now that was a left turn Hijack. [Coffee] I did not know BS was from Australia as well.[Beer]
twitchyfinger
09-14-2011, 20:07
[Muaha]
Not sure how people find these articles which I ran across by chance but I thought it was pretty extreme for some words said via the net. Sign of the times I guess, amazing how things change.
BushMasterBoy
09-14-2011, 20:28
Ran across this on another forum:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-14898564
Seems to be a little extreme to me.
No First Amendment rights in the UK. Legally the Queen owns all her subjects and all the land. Some really stupid jurisprudence applied to her subjects too. You can get four years prison in the United Kingdom for a crime, that in the US won't even get you arrested. One guy took a bottle of water and was sentenced to prison. British taxpayers are thrilled over this, I am sure!
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