OK, Who hasn't done this?

[cstone]

Actually, when I read the story, the first thing I thought was; I wonder if any of these guys are on the Colorado-AR-15 board [ROFL1]

2 accused of running up tab on corpse's ATM card
The Associated Press
Posted: 09/15/2011 11:28:54 PM MDT
Updated: 09/15/2011 11:28:55 PM MDT

DENVER—Two men accused of driving around with a dead friend, using his ATM card and visiting a strip club are charged with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation.

Robert Jeffrey Young and Mark Rubinson are free on bond by they couldn't be reached for comment Thursday.

It's unclear how Jeffrey Jarrett died, but the men are not charged in his death.

The Denver Post reports that in a less amusing real-life version of the film "Weekend at Bernie's," an affidavit accuses Young and Rubinson of leaving Jarrett's body in the car while they drank at a bar on his tab Aug. 27.

Investigators allege the men stopped at a restaurant, returned Jarrett's body to his home, used Jarrett's ATM card and withdrew $400 at a strip club before reporting Jarrett's death.

[Irving]

They must have been drunk already, or else why even bother with the body?

I don't really have any stupid friends like that, but just in case, when I go, I'm going to make sure this doesn't happen to me by doing this.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2011/08/31/man-beheads-self-in-virginia.html?obref=obnetwork

[patrick0685]

just last week i met this dead gal at a bar and we had this huge tab lucky she was nice enough to pick it up...happens more than you think [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][ROFL3][LOL]

[Byte Stryke]

if you fuckers ever do this to me, at least don't make me wait out in the car!

[ROFL1]

[cstone]

I forgot to ask in my original post, but I'm sure there are some well Trained! individuals on this board who could provide an education.

If I'm dead, should I Open Carry or go Concealed? Also, if I'm dead and someone is a thousand yards away and assaulting a bus stop at a senior citizen center, should I engage them with my 1911 or would I be OK with just a 9MM?

How many posts do dead members need to have before they post their ANIB guns for sale without a price or photo? Because I'm not giving good feedback to dead people who don't abide by the rules.

Just sayin. [Coffee]

[ray1970]

If any of you guys are visiting bars and strip clubs after you're dead, I'm just gonna assume you must be a zombie and take matters into my own hands. [AR15]

Nah, maybe I would just take you wallet instead. Hell, you wouldn't really even have to be dead. If you fell asleep at the bar or the strip club don't expect to wake up with the same amount of cash you had before. [Coffee]

[alxone]

I forgot to ask in my original post, but I'm sure there are some well Trained! individuals on this board who could provide an education.

If I'm dead, should I Open Carry or go Concealed? Also, if I'm dead and someone is a thousand yards away and assaulting a bus stop at a senior citizen center, should I engage them with my 1911 or would I be OK with just a 9MM?

How many posts do dead members need to have before they post their ANIB guns for sale without a price or photo? Because I'm not giving good feedback to dead people who don't abide by the rules.

Just sayin. [Coffee][ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL][ROFL2][ROFL1]

[68Charger]

I've got a brother-in-law that didn't even wait for me to be dead...

at least that's how my wife thinks those charges got on there [ROFL1]

[BPTactical]

I've abused a"corpse" after returning from a strip club.
Had to hear all about it for the next week or so from her too.........[Muaha]

[Mtn.man]

Dead?

http://acidcow.com/pics/20100518/drunk_people_06.jpg

Dead?
http://acidcow.com/pics/20100518/drunk_people_12.jpg

[cstone]

Dead?

http://acidcow.com/pics/20100518/drunk_people_06.jpg

Deadwood?
http://acidcow.com/pics/20100518/drunk_people_12.jpg

There, I fixed it for you [Flower]

[mopar]

Theres somefun awfwully scruuwy goin on awround here.[ROFL1]
Hey!!!! ders a wabbit.

[Zundfolge]

The mug shots are priceless

(can be seen here http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/09/real-life-weekend-at-bernies-in-denver/ )

You KNOW at least one of them has an MMJ card.

[Geology Rocks]

I forgot to ask in my original post, but I'm sure there are some well Trained! individuals on this board who could provide an education.

If I'm dead, should I Open Carry or go Concealed? Also, if I'm dead and someone is a thousand yards away and assaulting a bus stop at a senior citizen center, should I engage them with my 1911 or would I be OK with just a 9MM?

How many posts do dead members need to have before they post their ANIB guns for sale without a price or photo? Because I'm not giving good feedback to dead people who don't abide by the rules.

Just sayin. [Coffee]

this post win the internet award

joe

[cstone]

The mug shots are priceless

(can be seen here http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2011/09/real-life-weekend-at-bernies-in-denver/ )

You KNOW at least one of them has an MMJ card.

I can hear the booking clerk now: "Look straight ahead. Turn to the left. Turn to the right. Now look down and left and make a face like you forgot where you put your dead friend's corpse." [ROFL1]

http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa335/cestone/mugshot.jpg

[BPTactical]

http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa335/cestone/mugshot.jpg

Poster children for the "Gee, Your Momma Shoulda Swallowed" Campaign.....................

[Zundfolge]

Both pics look like they were snapped mid "Dude!".

[Irving]

Just before the picture, the camera man said, "Whoa! Dudes! What if....what if, YOU GUYS are dead, and your FRIEND is the one who's alive?"

[blacklabel]

I don't really have any stupid friends like that, but just in case, when I go, I'm going to make sure this doesn't happen to me by doing this.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2011/08/31/man-beheads-self-in-virginia.html?obref=obnetwork

Jesus! How much forethought did he put into this? He had to thought of the right amount of slack to give himself so the SUV would accelerate enough to pop his head off. Wow.