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Mtn.man
09-18-2011, 12:29
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly, a man knocks on the window. The
driver rolls down the window ... and asks, "What's going on?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and are asking for a
$10 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going
from car to car, taking up a collection." "How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.










The man replies, "About a gallon"

Guylee
09-18-2011, 13:07
[Beer] Well played, good sir.

islandermyk
09-18-2011, 13:09
I would've threw in a Zippo or a box of matches[LOL]

Thank you![Beer]

Mazin
09-18-2011, 13:23
BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!!!
Very well played! [Beer]

sniper7
09-18-2011, 14:34
[rofl3][lol]

BPTactical
09-18-2011, 18:22
Put me down for 5 gallons.
I'm good for it...........................

DFBrews
09-18-2011, 18:23
Put me down for 5 gallons.
I'm good for it...........................

I will add some 107 octane if it is needed.

patrick0685
09-18-2011, 18:26
i throw in some oil, long and slow burn

Outlaw1
09-18-2011, 20:20
I like it. :)

mcantar18c
09-18-2011, 20:25
JP8, anyone?
[Muaha]