?s Answered

[Mtn.man]

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? ( hello because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? ( they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG?they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ( because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ( you're laughing!!!!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? Don't know.... it never HAPPENS!!

[Byte Stryke]

I'm Thinking Mtn.Man left his computer and the Mrs. got ahold of it

[Mtn.man]

She's got her own and forwarded this to me. LOL

[Monky]

I'm Thinking Mtn.Man left his computer and the Mrs. got ahold of it

My sentiments exactly.

Question MtnWife.. why don't women just put the seat up when they're done with it? [Tooth]

[opie011]

[rofl2]

[Byte Stryke]

She's got her own and forwarded this to me. LOL

and you reposted it...
[Eek3]

does she have you at Knifepoint?


Are your Testicles in imminent danger?


How many hostages are with you?

[sniper7]

poor mtn man has a quota of pro female posts he must make or wife takes away certain privileges![ROFL1]

[mx'r]

Mtn Man has been in the Mountains too long..

[68Charger]

poor mtn man has a quota of pro female posts he must make or wife takes away certain privileges![ROFL1]

based on his posts, I'd say his quota is what, .001?

I gotta admit, I laughed...
















probably not for the same reason Mrs. Mtn man did[ROFL1]

[Ridge]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/stupid/emot-gay.gif

[68Charger]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/stupid/emot-gay.gif

is that a hand, or what?

[theGinsue]

OP: [Shake] Makes a fella wonder what's happening to this world.


is that a hand, or what?

Hint: Pink & limp wrist.

[sniper7]

is that a hand, or what?
Duh ffssilly. Ittss ffssssuuuuppppeeerrr!

[roberth]

[lol]

[Mtn.man]

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/215147_1830581697836_1639180270_1832482_4470333_n. jpg

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/295874_162512890503319_100002338274093_325678_1201 178710_n.jpg

[Byte Stryke]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/295874_162512890503319_100002338274093_325678_1201 178710_n.jpg


that is the start of a REALLY good evening

[Muaha]

[Lex_Luthor]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b100/89Sunbird/stupid/emot-gay.gif

I love the "ghey" emoticon.

[Ronin13]

and you reposted it...
[Eek3]

does she have you at Knifepoint?


Are your Testicles in imminent danger?


How many hostages are with you?

It's ok, we have the FBI's HRT Negotiator on his way! Hehe, reminds me of that Rodney Carrington joke: "Women think they can do many things men can't, but they can't do the helicopter (thrusts out pelvis and begins a circular motion)... Til that time she locks herself in the bathroom and holds the puss hostage. Then you become a FBI negotiator. 'Ma'am, have you harmed the hostage in any way? Please press the hostage up against the glass. Do you have any demands?' 'I wanna go shopping!' Shit! 'I want a new car!' Fuck! 'I want a helicopter!' Heeey! We can do that! Helicopter helicopter!"

[alxone]

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/215147_1830581697836_1639180270_1832482_4470333_n. jpg

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/295874_162512890503319_100002338274093_325678_1201 178710_n.jpg
[ROFL1][LOL][ROFL3]

[JohnTRourke]

http://hphotos-sjc1.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/215147_1830581697836_1639180270_1832482_4470333_n. jpg




the wife's new computer background.
I'm sure she'll be thrilled with the improvement I made.

[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][Stooge]

[Cman]

[rofl1] This Whole Thread!

[Mtn.man]

And this...

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/309363_2339911148263_1564453803_2452617_1026180390 _n.jpg

[KevDen2005]

Grew up in a house full of guys but always had dogs so had to make the toilet seat is down.

And still have dogs, plus I think the toilet seat up is unsanitary, and annoys me.

[Mtn.man]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/s320x320/320241_2336581105014_1564453803_2450514_1367344_n. jpg

[mevshooter]

and you reposted it...
[Eek3]

does she have you at Knifepoint?


Are your Testicles in imminent danger?


How many hostages are with you?



If you're married, your testicles are ALWAYS in imminent danger.

[Mazin]

WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? ( hello because they are plugged into a genius) 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? ( they don't have enough time) 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE 1 EGG?they don't stop to ask directions) 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? ( because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ( you're laughing!!!!) 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs) 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? Don't know.... it never HAPPENS!!



LOL #4

[ROFL1]

[sniper7]

the wife's new computer background.
I'm sure she'll be thrilled with the improvement I made.

[ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][ROFL1][Stooge]


I'll need to get that on my wifes background soon enough!

[DD977GM2]

My sentiments exactly.

Question MtnWife.. why don't women just put the seat up when they're done with it? [Tooth]

[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

[Ronin13]

Yeah, women should put the seat up... because when you get older you have to pee in the middle of the night. Let's just say she has to go right before bed so she goes in, does her business and leaves the seat down. Then he has to go at 1AM- at that hour, half asleep, you don't mess with the seat, you just start going until you hear the splash then center on it. Then at 3AM when she has to go, guess who's sitting in it!?

[Irving]

At 1:00 am, I know that if I hear plastic, I need to go left.

[DD977GM2]

All of you saying women should put the seat up etc when they are done, Shouldnt they be going outside in the outhouse instead? Or a bucket that is in the kitchen so they never leave the kitchen? [ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][LOL]

Just joking to any of the ladies on here [Beer]