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glockedandloaded
10-01-2011, 15:38
http://www.wtsp.com/news/topstories/article/213247/250/Company-will-load-loved-ones-ashes-into-ammunition
DD977GM2
10-01-2011, 15:57
What if they mixed up your loved one's ashes with some strangers? Then your shooting with strangers[ROFL1]
Mazin
10-02-2011, 11:24
Eh my wish still stands, I want no one to remember my ass. My wife and family know the minute I kick move me from the bed to the oven. I don't want a funeral and no urn just stick my ass in a coffee can.
SideShow Bob
10-02-2011, 11:32
Eh my wish still stands, I want no one to remember my ass. My wife and family know the minute I kick move me from the bed to the oven. I don't want a funeral and no urn just stick my ass in a coffee can.

You should also tell them not to put the can of your ashes in the pantry, or else someone might grab the wrong can in the morning and serve up a pot of some "MAZIN" coffee. [ROFL1]
Mazin
10-02-2011, 12:47
You should also tell them not to put the can of your ashes in the pantry, or else someone might grab the wrong can in the morning and serve up a pot of some "MAZIN" coffee. [ROFL1]


Lol nothing wakes you up like some mazin in your cup![ROFL1]


Naw she knows just to ether throw the can out going down 76 or trash day on monday.
StagLefty
10-02-2011, 12:55
just stick my ass in a coffee can.

What about the rest of you ? [ROFL1]
sniper7
10-02-2011, 13:29
You should also tell them not to put the can of your ashes in the pantry, or else someone might grab the wrong can in the morning and serve up a pot of some "MAZIN" coffee. [ROFL1]

Just like the movie "due date"[LOL]
Byte Stryke
10-02-2011, 20:05
I want a 21 gun salute from 155 mm smoothbores


I figure if they fire my ashes out like that, it should take all 250#s of me.

:D
Guylee
10-02-2011, 20:10
I just want them to catapult my carcass into Denver. Maybe I will land on the capitol building and they will have to make some big deal out of getting me down.
Seamonkey
10-02-2011, 21:09
Dump my ashes over Marble and I'll be a happy ghost.
BPTactical
10-02-2011, 21:57
I told my Mrs along time ago when my time comes to make my ashes into a douche.
I want just one more shot at the honey pot.[Muaha]
BPTactical
10-03-2011, 14:34
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the lord, my soul to keep.
If I die, before I wake,
Please make me into steak
Dish me up on a silver platter
Then act as if nothings the matter
Wait as they line up, forks in hand,
Bite your tongue and make a stand
As they chew, then you speak,
His last act was to be your meat....

(foxtrot original, please credit ;)


Dude-I thought mine was messed up
[LOL]
newracer
10-03-2011, 14:55
I was on the college trap team at CSU. We shot every Saturday morning at a local range. There was a group of older gentlemen there every Saturday also. One morning I pulled up and the group of older guys were shooting but they were not their normal jovial group. One of them had passed the previous week and they had loaded him up in shells and were shooting trap with him. It was specified in his will to do it.