Armed and dangerous, be on the look out.

[SideShow Bob]

This can't be true, I say an ND.


http://www.wyff4.com/news/29371953/detail.html

[Zundfolge]

I agree, guns don't go off when dropped ... that's Hollywood BS.

[jhood001]

So he keeps his meds in the safe and a loaded firearm sitting on top.

Makes perfect sense and I believe his cat story 100%.

[Cman]

The cat did it. I know for sure, I saw it on someones avatar. [ROFL1]

[DSB OUTDOORS]

I say BS!! Especially if it was a Kel-tec. Ive dropped mine once or twice. carry one often, sat on them. Threw it in the truck and nothing! Fng cat! OK??[ROFL1]

[Byte Stryke]

wound paths area bitch to fake...



Investigators checked out Crump’s home and said everything indicated that the accident happened as he described.

[jerrymrc]

So he keeps his meds in the safe and a loaded firearm sitting on top.

Makes perfect sense and I believe his cat story 100%.

There is not a firearm on top but after having 1/2 a bottle disappear out of the medicine cabinet once after one of the kids stopped by with a few of his friends when I was not here YES, I keep them in the safe. I also count them at the window after being shorted by the pharmacy 10 pills about 1-1/2 years ago.

[68Charger]

anyone who's ever pulled a Kel-Tec pistol trigger won't believe this...

I know I don't!

they will not go off when dropped unless he's done some work to it- there was some modding done at one time to lighten the trigger, and some of it involved lightening the firing pin spring (so a lighter hammer spring could still fire a round)... they could be made to go off when dropped from 6'

stock one, no way.

he did something stoopid, and came up with a story.

[Robby30-06]

I would be less embarrassed to tell the truth and say I accidentally shot myself than to say I got owned by my cat.[ROFL1][ROFL1]

[68Charger]

I would be less embarrassed to tell the truth and say I accidentally shot myself than to say I got owned by my cat.[ROFL1][ROFL1]

No doubt... "I got shot by a pussy"

[Ridge]

But when it hits the ground, wouldn't the firing pin be pulled back, away from the cartridge?

[Monky]

No doubt... "I got shot by a pussy"

But aren't all of us 'pussy' for owning guns in the first place! Only cops need them [ROFL1]

[Drilldov2.0]

Is this the FFA thread? I smell horse shit.

[BPTactical]

Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

Day 987- I have found the male captors small device that he is obviously obsessed with. He pays more attention to it than the female captor. It must be important to him. Perhaps if I can manage to break it he will be very upset and die of a coronary attack. In my attempt to break it while I was feigning affection to him it fell off of the large box he has more items similar to this one in. As it it hit the floor it made this very loud noise. I left immediatley only to return to see the male captor, cowering on the floor leaking some form of fluid that tasted quite good. The female captor was quite upset and called the male captor "A total dumbass" and "stupid son of a bitch" which just agitated the male captor even more. I must capitalize on this device and use it to my advantage. I must figure out how to gain entry into the large box where more of these items are stored. It appears that I may be able to place more of these devices throughout my confinment space so my assisination attempt may be continued. I shall have to wait for the male captors return however. This large box on wheels that had many strange lights upon it with more male captors in strange coverings took him away.

To be continued......................................... ..........................

[Ridge]

Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

Day 987- I have found the male captors firearm. As my previous attempts to assasinate him have been unsuccessful I will attempt using this device, making it look like an accident............

Holy shit this is brilliant!

[TFOGGER]

I own a Keltec. There's no f**kin way it went of by being dropped. Not off of a gun safe, not out of an airplane.

The cat is obviously a Persian assassin.


LOL @ Bert....[LOL]

[Akyla]

Bert- you have a twisted mind...it's brilliant. [Coffee]


Day 983 of My Captivity
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

Day 987- I have found the male captors firearm. As my previous attempts to assasinate him have been unsuccessful I will attempt using this device, making it look like an accident............

[BPTactical]

I cannot take full credit-It is shamelessly plagerized from "Diary of a cat"
The last paragraph is mine however and now edited.

[68Charger]

I cannot take full credit-It is shamelessly plagerized from "Diary of a cat"
The last paragraph is mine however and now edited.

I thought it looked familar... but still awesome- well played, sir!


But when it hits the ground, wouldn't the firing pin be pulled back, away from the cartridge?

my sarcasm meter may be broken- but if it lands on the muzzle, then the firing pin will fly forward from inertia... if it lands on the grip, then you're entirely correct.

Remember he stated "he didn't know what else may have been struck by the bullet"... it lands muzzle down, fires, and the bullet ricochets off the concrete/tile/hard ground and hits his leg

VERY far-fetched... almost less believable than the cat grasping the firearm by himself (oh sure, if it was a single-action) [ROFL1]

"he could grip it by the husk"
"it's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratios- a 5oz bird cannot carry a 1 Lb coconut"

makes about as much sense as this story[Coffee]

[Zundfolge]

I call shenanigans.

Unless it was a POS gun like a Jennings/Bryco or a late WWII Nambu Type 94 pretty much any pistol designed/built in the last century has a multitude of safeties including a drop safety making it virtually impossible for a handgun dropped on the floor to discharge (and even then the Jennings/Bryco isn't likely to discharge when dropped).

99.99999% of the time when you hear some story about how someone dropped a gun (or their cat knocked it off something) and it discharged you are listening to a LIE.

Handguns that discharge when they are dropped get recalled. If not the gun manufacturer gets sued out of existence.

This guy was playing with the gun and shot himself and then put together this cock and bull story about his cat knocking the gun over.

[Byte Stryke]

"he could grip it by the husk"
"it's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratios- a 5oz bird cannot carry a 1 Lb coconut"



1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Who goes there?
King Arthur: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Pull the other one!
King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? Ridden on a horse?
King Arthur: Yes!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You're using coconuts!
King Arthur: What?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Where'd you get the coconuts?
King Arthur: We found them.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
King Arthur: What do you mean?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Well, this is a temperate zone
King Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
King Arthur: Please!
1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Am I right?

http://www.wired.com/geekdad/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pythonarthur.jpg
:D

[stevelkinevil]

Oy vey, I cant believe the deputies didn't immediately call BS on this when the guy spewed this story.

[BPTactical]

Listen- the cat DID IT dammit[Coffee]

[SideShow Bob]

Listen- the cat DID IT dammit[Coffee]

Bert speaks from experience, he is a long time cat owner, so if Bert says the cat pulled the trigger the cat must be guilty.

P.S. Your edited version is much better, the last paragraph flows with the preceeding ones.

[68Charger]

Listen- the cat DID IT dammit[Coffee]

so the cat did a bad trigger job on the Kel-Tec?
hmm, you may have something there... [ROFL1]

[Atrain1]

I call shenanigans.

Unless it was a POS gun like a Jennings/Bryco or a late WWII Nambu Type 94 pretty much any pistol designed/built in the last century has a multitude of safeties including a drop safety making it virtually impossible for a handgun dropped on the floor to discharge (and even then the Jennings/Bryco isn't likely to discharge when dropped).

99.99999% of the time when you hear some story about how someone dropped a gun (or their cat knocked it off something) and it discharged you are listening to a LIE.

Handguns that discharge when they are dropped get recalled. If not the gun manufacturer gets sued out of existence.

This guy was playing with the gun and shot himself and then put together this cock and bull story about his cat knocking the gun over. I am going to have to agree to the bryco/jennings not going off if dropped cause anyone who owns one knows better than to keep one in the pipe LOL. I own a P3AT and a P32 and I call BS as well. I hate to admit it but I have dropped my P3AT (never with a round chambered) I dont keep one in the chamber even when I carry it, and none of my guns are ever chambered in my house. If I dont have the time to rack a slide I am screwed anyway, so even if the story is true it is his fault for having a loaded gun on his safe were it could fall.

[BPTactical]

so the cat did a bad trigger job on the Kel-Tec? [ROFL1]

Not this cat, he's a purrrrfectionist[Coffee]